By: trashlady82
It was 6:45 PM and Erin had just made it to the movie theater.It was a long and unforgiving day for her.Erin’s shift at work was constantly busy and it felt like it was never going to end.But now,Erin was going to see a movie by herself.She could’ve went with her girlfriend however Erin was broken up with during her shift.This was undeniably taking a toll on her mental health.But Erin had already decided to go see the movie.She wasn’t going to let her breakup influence her and prevent her from having fun.And besides,she needed something to distract herself from the loss of a romantic partner.Erin then walked inside and got her tickets and snacks.Obviously,she got a large bucket of popcorn.Movie theater popcorn is one of Erin’s favorite things to never exist.The high price didn’t change her love for it.Naturally,she covered it in butter before heading into her designated theater.She sat down and ate her popcorn during the previews.Erin was consistently eating.Every second she would take a handful of popcorn and then take a huge sip of her drink.It was like clockwork.By the time the previews ended and the movie began,half of her popcorn was eaten.She then took another sip of her drink and let out a low and bassy burp.
rrrrurrbpp
The sound kind of surprised her.She covered her mouth in case anyone would notice but thankfully,no one did.As Erin watched the film,she would let out burps similar to the one from before.
“What’s up with me”she thought,”I know I ate a lot and stuff but,could all that really make me this gassy?”
Erin felt embarrassed with her constantly burping while everyone else was trying to watch the film.She decided that it would be better to hold some of her gas in.But she would soon come to find that her plan would backfire terribly.Because the buildup of gas went down into her stomach and in her butt.She was going to be doing much more than burping now.
“Shit I gotta fart now too?I should probably go to the bathroom but I don’t want to miss anything.Maybe I can let it out slowly and try not to make any noise.”
Erin slowly leaned over to her left and started to let out some gas.Although it was silent,the fart was very long.She could feel the heat of it as it came out of her butt.When Erin finally emptied herself of her gas,she sat back in relief.However,she started to hear a woman next to her coughing.One thing that Erin couldn’t stand were people coughing loudly in public.It started to annoy her when she saw the woman fanning her nose.Erin’s heart dropped when she realized the woman was coughing because of her fart.Soon she noticed other people had smelt it as well.A girl was covering her nose with her shirt.One person was sniffing the air in confusion and disgust.Erin felt embarrassed and didn’t want to stay no matter how good the movie was.As she got up,a burst of gas hit her and she let out a loud and even smellier fart.
“Ugh,”said the woman next to her who immediately held her nose.Somehow even more gas started to build up in Erin.And every movement she made caused enough friction for it to be released.Suddenly,she was burping and farting while trying to exit the theater.
urrrppp auughhh rppp BRRPttt pprrbbTTT
Every fart and burp was smellier than the last.
“That’s disgusting,”yelled a person.
“That stinks!”yelled a girl.
Erin didn’t look back.She just continued to walk out the theater until she made it to the lobby.Erin then ran out the theater leaving a stinky trail behind her.She went back into her car and was in disbelief at what just happened.As she thought she was finally empty of gas,a small toot shot out of her.Erin sniffed the air and reeled back.
“Blech!No wonder I’m single…”