By: AuJaKu22
Today was just a regular day for one Amy Carpenter. Your average high school who’d be attending prom in a week. But unfortunately she had no one to ask out.
As she woke up, she felt a presence, she looked and shrieked as she saw a woman standing over her.
The woman merely stared in confusion, why was she being so weird.
In all honesty, I have no idea.
The woman decided to test a theory, and the woman decided to shake things up.
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Amy ran down stairs when she began farting from her facebutt. She farted out a loud long fart like she was screaming to herself.
Her parent’s butts looked at her and whispered something like “the hell is wrong with her?”
Again, no idea.
For whatever reason, Amy gripped the cheeks and tried to pull them apart, but seeming no matter how much she tried, they wouldn’t go very far.
She ran back up stairs and confronted the woman, only for her to be gone.
Not before the Woman shook things up one more time.
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Amy’s feet clenched as she held them out infront of her butt, toes scrunching as she farted some strange words
“PFFT PFFT PFFFFFFFT” [WHAT HAPPENED TO MY “HAAAAAAANDS”]
Amy was out of control, wether it was just psychosis, or some kind of stress induced breakdown, she started running around in circles, begging for the woman to change things back.
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That is not how it works
Life is boring, so it is shaken up
The woman is merely a catalyst for whatever reality means
You were destined to end up like this Amy
You have 2 choices
Yes or no
Accept it, lose your memories of that boring life
Or decline it, and risk angering the universe.
“Pff-” [No! Never! I REF-]
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Veronica stood from her bed, feeling like she had just had a bad dream.
As she looked at her naked self in the mirror, she noticed her butt shaking, she knew that Amy could get like this sometimes, so she took a small sandwich at fed it.
The butt kept shaking until it slowly stilled
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Veronica was staring at her unmoving butt.
“Aww Amy… still as always?”
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“Why am I talking to my butt?”
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“…no seriously why am I talking to my Amy.”
“Whatever, time for a dump I guess.”
And so with prom in a few days, Veronica and her plump Amy would be ready to cause havoc finding a date. But that’s a story for another time I suppose.