By: trashlady82
It was Friday night and Claire was exhausted from a long and seemingly never ending shift.She had been home for 30 minutes but as soon as she sat down on the couch,she didn’t have the strength to get up.Her eyelids slowly started to fall down before her.But suddenly,Claire’s phone vibrated.She checked her text messages to see her friend Kate messaging her.
The text read:”Hey I heard you were finally free this weekend!Wanna hang out and drink or something?”
Claire was too tried to even fully comprehend the text.To her,it was a mess of words and letters.Her eyes began to feel heavy again and Claire began to fall sleep.
It was then that a loud knock caused Claire to jump in surprise.”Great,now I have to get up,”she thought to herself.
Claire hobbled to the door to find Kate on the other side.Kate was a tall and muscular woman with a blonde undercut and dangling earrings.She also was dressed in a yellow tank top and tight black jeans.
“Why didn’t you answer?I sent you that text hours ago,”asked Kate.
Claire looked at her phone to see it read 8:30 PM.
“I was asleep.Isn’t it kinda weird to show up unannounced?”Claire retorted.
“But I did announce myself!You just weren’t listening haha!Well since I’m here,you still want to drink?”
“It’s not like I agreed to begin with”Claire said in a cheeky manner.Kate walked inside and the two began to drink.
“So they’ve just been working you like that huh?You barely get any breaks!I’m surprised they let you have the weekend off,”exclaimed Kate.
“Well it’s a high-paying job.No job that pays a lot is going to be comfortable,”said Claire.
“Yeah I guess that’s true.”
Kate took a huge gulp from her can of beer and let out a long burp.
UURURRPPGH
“Ugh gross!Why was it so loud?”Claire asked in disgust.
“Huh?Oh I dunno.But I bet now you’ll ask me why does this stink so bad?”
“Wha-?”and before Claire could finish speaking,Kate was now in front of her face with her mouth wide open.A hot and smelly burp pushed up against Claire’s face.She immediately pinched her nose.
“Yuck!Why does that stink so bad?!”
“Haha see?I knew you were gonna say that,”Kate shouted.
“If your burps are that bad,I don’t want to know what your farts are like”Claire said in a joking but in actuality,a worrying tone.
“Oh you’ll find out in a minute,”Kate said confidently.
The gassy woman then grabbed a fresh can of beer and chugged it as fast as she could.Before Claire could react at all,Kate did the same thing but with a new can of beer.Now,Claire expected a few disgusting burps to go directly in front of her nose but instead what she got was a wet and violently loud fart.And it was heard as soon as Kate lifted up her leg and let it rip.
BPRRRRRBPPRRR
“Oh yeah!That’s what I’m talking about,”Kate exclaimed.
“Ugh…pee-yew!I can smell your fart from all the way over here!”Claire said before furiously fanning the air while holding her nose.
“I don’t think you really got to smell it.But here I got another one in the chamber for ya.”
The tall blonde woman rose from her chair and quickly ran to Claire who was still suffering from Kate’s former fumes.
To ensure Claire got to smell the fart to its fullest extent,Kate placed her large and round butt right into Claire’s nose.
“Here it comes!”Kate shouted.A loud fart accompanied by a gut-wrenching stench reached Claire’s nostrils.
PRRRRRBBBBBBBP
Claire’s muffled screams soon stopped as Kate took her ass off of her nose.
“Phew that was a good one,right?”Kate asked.As she looked down at Claire,she noticed her eyes were closed.But it wasn’t because of her exhaustion from work.Rather,it was because of Kate’s toxic gas.
“Too much for you huh?Well at least you can get some rest now.”Kate then for a whiff of her own fumes.
“Blech!That does stink,”she said while fanning the air in front of her nose.
“Maybe I do need to lay off on drinking.”It was then that Kate was reminded of how much she loved seeing her friend react so strongly to her smelly habits.
“On second thought…nah!”