By: trashlady82
In this world,women are the sole inhabitants.They all may look different,but their oppressive government forces all of them to conform to their standards.Certain hairstyles,speech patterns,and even bodily functions are seen as threats to society.However,there lies a woman who will bring justice to her fellow people!And her name is…Lady Stink-bomb!
Inside of her small and cramped apartment,Lady Stink-bomb begins her day by preforming various stretches.For example,she lies on her back while pulling her knees close to her stomach.This allows her to harness energy need for her ability.That ability being to control her farts and use them as offensive attacks!In order to bring freedom to the people,Lady Stink-bomb plans to infiltrate the ranks of the government’s police force.She then donned her state-mandated outfit and began her mission.Now inside a bleak and ominous canteen,Lady Stink-bomb studied the police who were inside.Suddenly,a small burp echoed throughout the space.The woman responsible,who was only a random citizen,now looked petrified.
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Everyone looked away in fear except for the police who were sitting nearby.
“Who did that?Who would dare commit such a disgusting act,”said the police chief with long purple hair and an all black uniform.”It was me,”Lady Stink-bomb said.The police chief,known as Kiei,glared at the supposed culprit.She walked over to her and smirked.”You’re pretty stupid aren’t ya?Openly admitting to a crime like that.”Kiei stated.”Then I guess you know the punishment for something like this,huh?”Lady Stink-bomb remained silent.”Answer me,you bitch!”Kiei said before striking Lady Stink-bomb’s face with a club.She fell to the floor with her face soaked in blood.”Get up.You’re coming with us.”Lady Stink-bomb slowly rose to her feet.”Let’s move out,”Kiei ordered to her subordinates.As Lady-Stink-bomb began to walk away she looked back at the citizen who actually committed the crime of burping.The citizen looked afraid and guilty but Lady Stink-bomb gave the woman an assuring smile.The citizen gave her savior a determined smile in return.
Our hero was know sitting in a dark cell cloaked in shadows.The jail’s silence was eerie.But the silence was soon interrupted when a guard with a bob-style haircut appeared with food.”Aww who’s a hungry puppy?Is it you?Are you hungry,”the guard said in a patronizing tone.”Yes,as a matter of fact I am,”Lady Stink-bomb said confidently.”No,bad girl!Dogs can’t talk,stupid.”The guard complained.She then threw the food against the cell’s bars;leaving most of the food to scatter across the floor except for a single roll.”Now be a good girl and go fetch your food hehe.”The guard then proceed to walk away when suddenly,a thick and overwhelming stench filled the air.The guard sniffed,”Pee-yew!Did you have an accide-“as the guard turned to see Lady Stink-bomb,the smell only grew stronger.The guard had trouble breathing and began gasping for air.”I got your good girl right here”retorted Lady Stink-bomb.Suddenly,an even stronger and stinkier burst of gas erupted from her butt.The guard slowly began to wobble about before fainting.Lady Stink-bomb grabbed the guard’s attire but the jail’s alarms began to go off.”Alert!A convict is attempting to escape,”said a voice over the intercom.”Kiei along with her subordinated appeared at the end of the hallway of cells.”Don’t let her get away!”The force began to charge Lady-Stinkbomb but she began to run away.A pursuit ensued.As the police fired,Lady Stink-bomb would dash and jump to avoid the bullets.As she looked around,gates of the prison began to close.If she wanted to live and more importantly escape,then Lady Stink-bomb would have to run past the gate before it closed.She wanted to use small toots to block the bullets so that her safety would be ensured but,this would take too much power.Instead,she decided to risk everything all of her gas on and even more powerful attack;Breaking Wind.As the gate seemed father and near-closing,Lady Stink-bomb channeled all of her gas into her stomach.She took a deep breath in,increasing the volume of her gas.Finally,she bent down.”The gate’s almost closed!You’ll never escape-“In an instant,a stinky fart cloud shot from Lady Stink-bomb’s backside.”Breaking Wind!”she shouted.Lady Stink-bomb was now being propelled to the gate while the police stayed behind holding their noses and desperately trying to fan way the fart.”It stinks,”said Kiei.”That woman…who is she?”Lady Stink-bomb turned back to the police chief.”I’m Lady Stink-bomb”she yelled.
Back at her apartment,Lady Stink-bomb was reviewing her stolen guard uniform.Her face was adorned with a determined look.She then put on the uniform.”I’m coming for you,Lord Purity.”Lady Stink-bomb then took a triumphant stance;readying herself for the continuation of her mission.