By: causticblast
A single coin danced between her fingers as she sat at her desk. The flickering candlelight cast glimmered across the far wall of the room as it reflected off of the coin, constantly shifting and moving like the waters of the nearby harbor. In silence, her mind raced with a dozen ways she could spend the evening, ever speeding away from the unspeakable threat of utter boredom.
In truth, the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is often fortunate to be idle; to have no funerary rites is to have no loss of life, and that is something worth appreciating in itself. However, for Hu Tao, being idle was hardly ever a positive. She was desperate for something interesting to happen, and if nothing ever arose, then she would go to great lengths to make it happen, no matter how wild or inane the idea.
So it was probably a good thing for all the other employees at the Funeral Parlor that night that she soon heard an odd thumping noise outside. The coin in her hand didn’t even have time to roll out onto the floor before she was bolting out the doors, searching for anything remotely resembling an adventure. What she found was a wiry young man doing a poor job of hiding in the bushes, dressed all in dark clothing and with a satchel slung around his shoulder. He was clutching his knee, apparently having bumped it on something in the darkness and was now trying to bite his tongue to avoid making any noise in response to the pain. He took no notice of Hu Tao as she approached, and soon she was sneaking up behind him. She got as close as she could before she decided to give him a little scare.
“Oh, what do we have here?” Hu Tao giggled at the sight of the startled young man suddenly jolting upright and turning to face her. The look of shock in his eyes told her enough. “A grave robber?” She shook her head and wagged her finger in mocking disapproval. The man’s eyes grew wide, and without another word, he moved to make a run for it. He barely made it five feet before Hu Tao turned to swing the blunt end of her trusty spear into his side, knocking him to the ground once more.
“Ah-ah, not so fast,” she taunted. “The dead deserve their rightful rest in peace, and people like you who would distribute them deserve to be punished.”
The thief lay groaning, having the wind knocked out of him from that lucky blow to his side. He was barely listening to Hu Tao’s musings, as the young Funeral Director talked herself into circles to figure out what to do with him.
“…Ooh, or perhaps you’d like to clean my feet! I could use a wash…oh, but there’s no way I can make sure you do a good enough job, huh? Hm, or how about—“
Just then, a very well-timed gurgling sound emerged from her slim abdomen. She stopped dead in her tracks and snapped her gaze to lock onto his eyes, while a devious smile revealed itself upon her face. She had, evidently, decided on his fate.
“Aha, this’ll be interesting! Well, mister, I guess it’s time for you to partake in my very special fragrance, courtesy of—“ Hu Tao cut herself off with a squeal, delighted by her own imagination. “Oop! You know what? I think it’ll be more fun if we turn this into a guessing game!”
Before he was even fully aware of what was happening, the poor would-be grave robber found his face completely covered in the dark expanse of her finely toned buttocks. With one arm stuck under his own body and the other in the tight restraining grasp of her dominant hand, he could do nothing more than kick his legs to signal his fear. Their ample, juicy flesh surrounded his face as he struggled in vain, which only elicited more raucous laughter from the girl above him.
“You seem excited to play! That’s great, because I can feel the first round about to begin!”
Reaching back, Hu Tao felt around beneath her and grabbed him by the hair, getting a firm grip so that she could manipulate his head into the right place. When she started to feel her cheeks sliding over both sides of his face — and a sudden spike in the way he was flailing his legs — she decided that would suffice. She pushed the pads of her fingers into her stomach, feeling a distinctive ballooning sensation that she began to move downward into her gut. For another few seconds, her seat cushion held his breath in apprehension while she tried to work her gas into a favorable position. And when the first fart came, they were both caught by surprise.
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“Hhhahahaha, wow! That was even better than I thought!” Hu Tao exclaimed, tightening her grip on his arm. “I was kinda worried I wouldn’t be able to push my farts out properly with your nose rubbing against my sensitive hole, but I guess my farts have a lot more pressure to them than I expected!”
In sharp contrast to her carefree and delighted response, the unfortunate thief was mired in a complete noseful of stench, leaving him shaking and quivering. His body told him he needed to cough the unbreathable gas out of his lungs, but with the weight pressing against his chest and face, that was currently impossible. He was at her mercy, and would only be permitted to take a breath if she picked herself up and let him. Until then, he’d have to subsist on the remnants of tainted air that he could catch through the imperfections around the seal between his face and her ass.
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Without warning, his face was soaked again in a wave of heat and stink, further poisoning his air supply. He could already feel sweat forming on his brow, making for a slippery facesitting as she kept moving her hips around and smearing damp reeking residue all over him. Two big heavy farts, and already he could feel his resolve wavering. Lying there with zero inches between him and her potent, steamy asshole was enough to make him reconsider every life decision that led to this moment. The faint gurgling above him inside her gassy guts kept reminding him that this was merely the beginning, and she could keep this up for at least another hour…if he could even stand to be awake for that long. More likely, the awful stench would filter through his brain and thoroughly poison his mind, leaving him unconscious long before that hour was up.
And yet, there was something undeniably alluring about the whole experience.
He hated that he felt this way, but it was impossible to ignore. Perhaps it was the slow asphyxiation, or perhaps it was the sensation of her tight, plump buttocks smushing against his face. It definitely wasn’t the rumbling farts that kept reverberating against his head and shoulders, and it definitely wasn’t the horrendous smell that had pervaded every inch of his airways within just a few short minutes…at least, he really hoped it wasn’t. Whatever it was, he could feel a new surge of emotions welling up deep inside, making him as confused and as horny as ever.
Hu Tao hadn’t quite caught on yet, but he knew it was only a matter of time. He could feel his cock straining against the fabric of his pants, doubtless pitching a sizable tent. His arousal was unmistakable, and the bizarre thing was, so was his distress. Nothing about the flood of vaguely fishy fart stench ruining his nasal passageways was even remotely sexy to the rational part of his brain. But his body had decided for him regardless, and though his mind was desperately seeking ways to escape this multi-layered attack on his senses and his emotions, there was a growing thought in his mind: what if he just let it happen, and gave her the reins to carry this out to the end?
Meanwhile, a still-unaware Hu Tao continued to bombard him with farts. Now that the seal was broken, the bursts of gas came more easily and more freely, giving him little time in between to recover. “If you think about it, farts are like ghosts of the foods that have already completed their journey through the digestive process,” Hu Tao was saying between the regular intervals of shameless farts violently bubbling against his vulnerable face. “So I guess what I’m really asking you is, what do you think these farts were like when they were still…’alive’…?”
Though she might have liked to think otherwise, her musings on the metaphysics of flatulence fell on deaf ears. Not that he wasn’t paying attention; he could barely hear half of her words through his crumpled, folded ears, unable to hold their natural shape with the weight of her whole body crudely pressing down on him.
“Aw, come on, play along!”
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Hu Tao’s ass refused to take this continued silence for an answer, unleashing another formidable stream of gas that bubbled against his nose and mouth. The vaguely sulfuric, vaguely fishy smell that hung around was now dense enough to roughen up her own breathing. She could tell his lungs were already saturated. A bit disappointed, she wafted her hand in front of her face and waited for another wave of gas to hit her lower intestines. But while she did so, something caught her attention.
“Ooh…wait just a minute…” Hu Tao leaned forward to look closer at the poorly-concealed tentpole in his pants, inadvertently smushing his face even deeper into her butt. A muffled groan came from under her, though it sounded much less frantic now, and a lot more…sensual?
“Aren’t you a funny little guy,” she remarked, reaching back to tussle his hair. “You’re actually getting hard from this?”
Still seated firmly on his face, Hu Tao deftly pulled her shoe off of her left foot and extended the corresponding leg down towards his lower half, inquisitively moving her sock-covered foot towards his faintly twitching member. She began prodding it gently, which elicited another stifled groan of pleasure from beneath her.
“This just got a lot more interesting,” she murmured, mostly to herself. “Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of you…”
Hu Tao adjusted her position and quickly removed her other shoe, wiggling her toes around in her socks to let them breathe a little. Then, with both feet extended, and her ass still weighing down onto his face, she could feel her way around his cock using her toes. It took a little time and patience, but once she found the right spot, she heard another moaning sound pressed against her ass. Slowly, she started to work her toes up and down along the rock-hard shaft, stroking it with a nice, delicate rhythm. With just the right amount of pressure, she could feel his whole body tensing up beneath her. Taking that as a cue, she squeezed one eye shut and farted again, sending a cascade of bubbling gas right into his lungs yet again.
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“Mmm, how’s that? You still haven’t given me a guess as to what I ate today, by the way. And I think I’ve given you plenty of hints already…”
To her delight, the arousal from the footjob was causing his breathing to pick up the pace, becoming almost frantic as he heaved and grunted under her steaming, stinking butt. Was it from the slowly-building, inevitable orgasmic climb as his balls grew heavier in response to her feet rubbing against his sensitive rod? Or was it from the rapidly depleting oxygen around his nose and mouth, ruining any chance of getting fresh air and forcing him further into lightheadedness? Would he choke and suffocate under her oppressive farts first, or would he reach climax and make a mess in his pants first? It was impossible to tell. Nonetheless, Hu Tao was ready to find out.
“Don’t worry, this isn’t exactly going to kill you or anything,” she said nonchalantly. “Probably just knock you out. Besides, being unconscious is something of a privilege, don’t you think? It’s like existing between life and death, a fun middle ground where you can experience a bit of both worlds!”
The victim beneath her could do little but tremble in response to her impressively dexterous toes, working their way up and down around his member. His breathing became increasingly labored, which only served to heighten the foul odor of her gas-blasting sphincter pressed against the tip of his nose. His dignity and sense of self-preservation had long been abandoned by now, erased by the perplexing pleasure that was feeding into his most base carnal desires. Her feet felt incredibly smooth against his cock, which twitched with delirious ecstasy at the sensation.
“Mm, and how fun it is for you right now, just getting there…you should be thanking me, really!”
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“Unnhh, goodness, that was a long one! And—ooh, it was nice and ripe, too…”
Hu Tao, despite having little experience with such escapades in the past, was beginning to really settle into her role in this particular predicament. It was as if her usual penchant for playing pranks on others had finally found a new niche to discover. The thrill of toying with someone had been escalated to new heights, blending her growing sexual curiosity with her unique sense of humor. For her, a new set of doors had been opened, and she was embracing her gassy, cute-yet-sexy dominant side with open arms.
Her ass was blowing fumes into his face every few seconds now, unrelenting in its deathly steaming at point-blank range. The smell was unmistakably fishy, and was thoroughly saturated throughout his entire head, staining his lungs and his memories. With the farts flowing into his passageways at a terrifying rate, his heart felt like it was going to burst, and so did his more sensitive areas down below. Before he could even try to protest through a mouthful of farts and ass, he felt himself rapidly approaching the point of no return. His balls lurched with the heavy load that they had been building. His muscles clenched, and he could feel his pants grow squelching wet with several pumps of cum, spurting into the fabric.
“MMMMMMmmmmmfffhhuuuh…”
And Hu Tao, having anticipated this very moment, unleashed an extra stinky surprise to send him off.
“Ahahah, aww, thanks for playing along! Hnngh…!”
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A goliath fart rattled through his entire skull, fumigating his very existence to its core. In his highly vulnerable, post-orgasmic state, he had absolutely no capacity to resist, breathing the putrid stink all in to its fullest. Finally overwhelmed, in more ways than one, his already-cloudy vision faded to complete blackness. Hu Tao giggled, pleased with herself and the sight of his limbs falling limp.
“Hah…Well, wasn’t that entertaining…”
The aftershocks of his orgasm still rocked his entire lower half, and Hu Tao could feel a slick fluid along the tips of her feet that was both slippery and sticky at the same time. She played with it a little, letting it soak into her socks and rubbing her toes against each other. Then, Hu Tao got up and put her shoes back on, wiggling her slopped-up toes inside them and chuckling to herself at the oddly pleasant sensation. She brushed herself off, feeling a few pounds lighter from all the gas that she’d voided from her system. “Oh, and for the record, it was three orders of prawn dumplings.” She chuckled as she gazed down at the grave robber’s unconscious form, a sticky puddle between his thighs and a thick cloud of her own ass stench hanging around his entire upper half.
A few yards away, unbeknownst to the two of them, a third figure was hiding in the shadows, silently observing with a morbid fascination. With one hand reached up between the frills of her dress, and the other clasped around her tender breasts, Lumine was gently pleasuring herself from a distance. When the wind blew in just the right way, she could catch whiffs of Hu Tao’s obscene farts, and she could tell that the man under her ass was in absolute hell. But the way Hu Tao was riding his face like a bike seat, her feet propped up and taking her sweet time with his cock…
A shaky, high-pitched squeal slipped through her lips as her right hand hit the sweet spot and picked up the pace. Surprised by the sudden outburst, Lumine quickly clasped a hand over her mouth.
“Hmmm…?” Hu Tao turned in her direction. “Who’s there?”
Lumine held her breath, standing completely silent, afraid to move a muscle. Unfortunately, it seemed it was too late for her, as the light of the moon was far too bright to obscure her completely. As Hu Tao stepped through the tall grass and approached her hiding spot, Lumine felt her face burn red-hot like coals in a fire, and she desperately wished she could melt into the wall behind her and simply fade out of existence.
“…Lumine?” To her surprise, Hu Tao did not seem scandalized or offended. “Have you…been watching?”
Lumine said nothing, her eyes wide in embarrassment. Hu Tao gave her a devious smile from ear to ear. “You know where your hands are right now, right?”
Lumine blinked. She looked down. One hand wrapped around her breast, the other under her dress.
Hu Tao giggled fiendishly, grabbing the wrist near her chest and pulling her back into the parlor without even glancing back. “Don’t lie to me, and more importantly, don’t lie to yourself,” she said, a brisk energy in her step. “I’ve got just the thing for you…”
Lumine practically tripped over her own two feet trying to keep up with Hu Tao’s bizarre, spontaneous gait. Before she knew it, they had retreated to a small chamber deep in the heart of the Wangsheng Parlor. Hu Tao was gesturing to a dusty coffin in the corner of the room, going on about some of its traditional uses and its cultural role in burial rites.
“…But really, given the poor construction, it’s now a coffin that’ll probably never be used for, you know, actual coffin stuff,” she said. “It’s an older design anyway, not much of a popular choice these days.”
Lumine looked at her with her mouth agape, her loins and mind still feverishly reeling from the whiplash of going from self-pleasure to coffin lecture in a matter of minutes. “Why…what are you, uh…Why are you telling me this?”
Hu Tao’s eyes glimmered with mischief. “Because I’ve been stuck wondering what to do with this stupid coffin,” she said, “and now I think I have a perfect idea.”
She opened the lid.
“Get in.”
“Ehh? Hu Tao, this is weird…I really don’t think—“
“Weird? Hah!” She made a silly little motion with her hands and leapt forward, practically pouncing on Lumine. Distracted, and with her brain still not fully working at its full rational capacity, Lumine wasn’t prepared to be ambushed and was thrown into the coffin with a loud thud against the plush interior.
“I’m not going to let you stand there and tell me you weren’t into it, Lumine,” she said, the blossoms in her pupils practically glowing with her lively, overzealous energy. “We both know what you were doing while you were watching me! Tsk, tsk, what a naughty girl you are!”
Lumine lay there, her whole body laying prostrate and quivering with arousal as Hu Tao climbed into the coffin with her. What’s happening? Is she…
“Don’t worry, I’m not crazy,” Hu Tao said. “I’ll prop the lid open just a bit, so that we can get enough air and light in here.”
Lumine’s heart was racing. This was such a tight, enclosed space to be in…trapped under Hu Tao’s weight…and her gassy ass…
“I thought you couldn’t get a decent whiff of my steamy, stinky farts from all the way over where you were sneaking around,” Hu Tao went on, giggling. “What a shame! Don’t worry. In here, you’ll get to breathe as much of it as you want…and then some!”
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As readily as if she’d pressed a button, Hu Tao blasted the coffin interior with yet another of her rumbling seafood farts. Looking dead into Lumine’s eyes in the dim light, she watched for a reaction as she squinted one eye and let loose three more in rapid succession.
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“Aahhh…That poor guy couldn’t last long enough to endure all of my stinky farts. Lucky you! That means you get all the rest…”
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Lumine felt a fire rising between her thighs as she gasped for more of that delightfully tainted air. There was no point in being discreet or ashamed anymore. Hu Tao was giving her exactly what she wanted.
“I…” she stammered. “I didn’t even know I was into this kind of thing…”
“Really?” Hu Tao’s smile grew even wider. “Ooh, does that mean I converted two different people with my smelly bubbly farts today? Wow, I’ve got some talent, huh?”
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“Aaaahhh…” Hu Tao sighed, then sniffed the air for a fresh sample of her own nasty gas. “Mm! This is some pretty strong stuff, I have to admit. And you caught me on a good day…I might’ve eaten a little too much for lunch, so there’s a lot of fart fuel that’s churning around in there, getting properly digested and converted into that delicious gas that’s all up in our lungs right now.”
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Hu Tao’s foul ass just wouldn’t quit, spewing gas nonstop. Their coffin hotbox was quickly turning into a raunchy sauna. Not that either of them were complaining.
“You can keep touching yourself, Lumine…I’m really starting to enjoy seeing people get off to my stinky farts…”
Lumine coughed. “Uh, you’ve got me kinda pinned here, so I can’t really reach…”
“Oh?” Hu Tao smirked. “Let me give you a hand, then.” One of her arms slid down Lumine’s chest and past her abdomen, slowly lifting her dress and finding its mark between her legs.
Lumine gasped as she felt Hu Tao’s slim, tender fingers lightly teasing around her slit, making soft, confident circular motions and ever so slowly approaching her lips. Lumine’s eyes practically rolled back into her skull, which Hu Tao took as a sign of encouragement.
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“Deep breaths, Lumine…”
Lumine could only moan in response.