|  | Fart Campby Kandor
 
 The only thing I could think of was how much I hated egg salad. But at that precise moment, I'd have eaten a raft of the
 fucking things rather than be in the spot I was in.
 I felt and heard the zipper close again, and Cathy's
 maniacal cackle. Then the stench hit, hard. Rotten eggs. Old egg
 salad. My eyes watered, my lungs burned with a sulphuric
 afterglow. I fucking hate egg salad.
 "That was particularly bad," Cathy laughed. "I'm rather
 proud of that one."
 I struggled, but as I did the rope grew tighter around my
 wrist and I used up more air, rotten air, fart-tainted air. The
 nylon of the sleeping bag stuck to my sweaty face and I could
 barely breathe, and what I could breathe I didn't want to.
 "Getting stuffy in there?" she asked.
 The bag unzipped. I felt Cathy's giant ass engulf my face,
 the hair from her copious cuntal bush that peeked around the
 edges of her brutally tight and short shorts tickling my mouth.
 She pulled the fabric aside and my nose was prisoner of her soggy
 shit chute again.
 "Ahhhhhhhh...." she sighed, as the murky mist from her
 fluttering ass valve enveloped me.
 "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssss....."  it
 came, long and slow and hot, the latter half of the first blast
 waning into a sibilant sizzle before picking up to a trumpet
 blast on the follow through.
 "....sssssssssssssssssBLATTTTTTTTTTT!!!"
 She was off me and zipped up the mummy bag tight around me
 again. Dank darkness engulfed me. The stench made me sneeze as I
 felt her ass oil drip down the back of my throat. I spit out a
 pussy hair and tried not to breathe. Fucking egg salad.
 Just two days before, all was right in my world. I'd pulled
 into the camping site in New Hampshire late Friday happy to be
 away from a shitty job, a bitchy girlfriend, a nosey family, the
 whole ball of dysfunctional wax. This place would be perfect, an
 escape until Sunday morning or afternoon, just to get the fuck
 away from everything and everyone.
 It wasn't a popular campground, I found out, too far into
 the woods to be accessible to families with screaming children.
 But it was perfect for me. My site was hundreds of yards from the
 next site, and that wasn't taken. So I pitched my tent, got
 hunkered down and late that afternoon, as the sun set through a
 maze of stately pines, I took off for a walk around the
 campground.
 That's when I saw Cathy, though I didn't know her name
 then. I saw a flash of thigh, huge thigh, blonde hair, stout
 body. Powerlifter, I thought, this chick had to be a powerlifter.
 I hugged a thick pine and peeked around it as she pitched her
 tent. She was alone, I knew that, as she easily hoisted heavy
 bags out of her Ford pick up truck. She had her long blonde hair
 pulled back in a ponytail, and wore a tight black t-shirt and
 very tight, very short black shorts, the clingy spandex type that
 were so snug around her oaken thighs it seemed they'd either cut
 off her leg circulation or shred in the effort. On her huge
 calves she wore short white socks and low black boots. Her upper
 body was farm-girl solid, looking like it she'd been tossing
 bales of hay onto a truck since she learned to walk. She was
 pretty, too, not powerlifter ugly. The girl was build like the
 proverbial brick shithouse, the BIG brick shithouse, and had a
 gorgeous face besides.
 She was bending over to drive stakes into the ground for
 the tent when it happened. Her giant ass cheeks, hard and
 muscular and thick, fluttered in pre-blast and then she unloaded
 a mammoth fart, a thrumbler, one I damn near felt split in a hot-
 air blast around the tree I was hiding behind. She laughed to
 herself and kept hammering.
 "Fucking truck stop food does it every time," she said.
 BOOM! Another fart, then another. And even though I was a
 good 20 feet away, I could smell it, that rotten egg aroma, and
 it was sickening me. 'Great,' I thought to myself, 'how the fuck
 do I get out of here now without being spotted by this fart
 bitch.'
 All sexual thoughts of her left me as I slowly walked away,
 backwards, watching her continue to hammer the stakes. I was
 about 30 yards down the campground road, totally out of her sight
 now, when I heard thundering footsteps and whirled around, fully
 expecting to see a charging black bear roaring at me. I was
 close. It was the blonde, thighs slamming into quivering motion
 as she raced toward me, thick arms pumping. I froze, couldn't
 move, and it didn't matter much. She was on me in seconds, she
 was that quick for a big girl. She launched herself from a good
 10 feet away, legs wide open. Her black spandexed crotch crashed
 into my face and I felt the twin oaks of her thighs slam shut
 around my head as we both slammed to the earth. She was on her
 side now, leaning up on one arm, pulling the back of my head with
 the other hand, smothering my face into her cheesy  crotch as
 those insanely huge thighs chewed my head.
 She was speaking, but I couldn't hear a thing with ears so
 full of thighs so big. I madly tapped her legs in submission but
 she squeezed harder. I grabbed at them and tried to pull them
 apart. She let up just enough for me to hear.
 "I said there's no way you're pulling these babies apart,"
 she growled, glaring down into my red face. "My thighs are 33
 inches around, my calves 22, so forget it. You're just what I
 needed right now, this weekend. I have a lot of stress to work
 out and you're gonna be my relief!!!"
 Just before I felt her iron adductors lace into my neck and
 shut down my blood to the brain to knock me out, I got my first
 whiff of cheese, rank pussy and, naturally, egg salad as I felt
 her thighs quiver and heard, through the conduit of her massive
 upper legs, a whoosh of air leave her gargantuan ass and flood up
 between her scissored limbs to wash over my face. Mercifully, I
 went to sleep.
 But then, damn the luck, I woke up. My hands were bound to
 my sides, I was sitting against a tree watching Cathy work to
 build a roaring fire. It was a warm night anyway, and the glow
 from the fire was making me sweat. She saw me wake up and walked
 over to me, sitting down on a log before me, the huge creases in
 her socked calves and those pulsating quads making my eyes bulge.
 And head hurt.
 "Yeah, you'll have a headache for awhile, all my scissor
 victims do," she said. "But you'll have a worse fart hangover by
 the time your stint is up. I just love enforced fart slavery,
 making a man eat my farts, smell them, be one with them. Mmm...."
 She spread her big legs and rubbed her pussy through her
 shorts. I sat, open mouthed, until I snapped out of it, angry.
 "Stint?" I asked. "What do you mean? Please, lady, just let
 me go, I won't bother you, I just came up here to get away for
 awhile."
 She smiled. "It's not 'lady,' it's 'Cathy.' Well, to my
 friends it is. You call me 'Mistress Cathy'. Got it?"
 "What?" I asked, outraged. "Fuck you, lady, you let me go
 and that's that. I'm outta here."
 Cathy smiled and stood up.
 "It's gonna be a long weekend, little man," she said, hands
 on wide hips. "So what don't we get started?"
 She put a huge pot of beans and franks over the fire and
 bubbled it up nicely before spooning out a large dish for
 herself, sitting cross legged on the ground before me to gobble
 it up. She held some out for me but I turned my head.
 "Suit yourself, but trust me, you'll get hungry," she
 shrugged.
 A look came over her face, a warm look of satisfaction and
 anticipation.
 "Mmmmm, that didn't take long," she sighed.
 She got to her knees before me, wiggling her huge, hard ass
 at me. She hiked up her shorts even higher, thick ribs of thigh
 meat oozing out the leg holes and revealing a swollen arc of ass
 meat. She reached back and kneaded her big cheeks through the
 tight black shorts.
 "Any second now...oh, yeah, here she comes!!!"
 She scooted back until her big thighs straddled my body as
 it leaned against the tree, and her huge ass was just below my
 face. The skies opened, or more accurately, her asscheeks did and
 a huge wave of foul, fetid hot air exploded in a crackling
 crescendo out of her rump to blast into my chest and wash up over
 my face. The stench was overwhelming, it was beyond rotten eggs,
 it was inhuman and it was right there, at me, I couldn't avoid
 it. I screamed and twisted my head from side to side to try
 catching a snatch of fresh air that might be left in the wake of
 her deadly ass blaster.
 "Uh-uh, no you don't...and in you go!" Cathy growled.
 She leaned forward and then sprang back off her hands, her
 thighs wrapping around the tree trunk - and my head - to capture
 my face deep in the muffocating confines of her cheesy, stanky
 ass. My nose was pressed right into the still-sputtering ring of
 her asshole which I could fee through her tight shorts. Her giant
 thighs crushed my ears and her huge calves locked behind the
 tree. It was a bizarre sight, or would've been to anyone walking
 by, which wasn't likely at this hour or location: Beautiful,
 muscular blonde on her hands, facing the ground, gluing her huge
 ass to a bound man's face as he leans against a tree, ripping
 blast after blast of thick, juicy fart waves into his nose and
 mouth. My face was dripping with sweat, which only served to hold
 the lingering stinky molecules being constantly blupped from her
 ass to my skin. She was a non-stop fart machine, oohing and
 aahhing as she went, undulating her thick rump on my face,
 blistering it with endless ass emissions of the most acidic, foul
 kind, burning my nasal passages and filling my head and lungs
 with the most acrid stench imagineable.
 Somewhere in the midst of it all, I passed out. I awoke
 sweaty and humid inside a mummy sleeping bag, the type Everest
 climbers use, the type good to like 30 below zero. And this was a
 warm August night.
 "Welcome back," I heard Cathy say. I struggled and found my
 hands still bound.
 "You were out for awhile, so I let you sleep while I
 cleaned up and got us ready for bed," she said, coming into my
 field of vision in the small, two-man tent. She was on her knees,
 now stripped down to tight white panties and bra, still wearing
 those short socks and boots. The panties, which would have been
 normal underwear on most women, was lost in a thong between the
 biggest, hardest pair of asscheeks I'd ever seen on a female.
 Cathy's gigantic white ass was a sculpted work of fleshy art,
 thick pads of rump meat that twitched in muscle as she moved. It
 looked sweet, inviting, edible. Until I remembered the foul cave
 that lurked between them.
 "Oh, and I finished those beans," she giggled, straddling
 my chest as my head stuck out of the tightly zipped mummy bag.
 "Just thought you'd like to know."
 It was lights out, if it wasn't already dark enough. Cathy
 scooted up my chest and pressed her nasty, cheesy cunt onto my
 face, rubbing it hard on my moaning lips. She was using my nose
 now, pulling aside her panty strip to bang her clit on me. She
 moaned loudly, her thick hips snapping back and forth as she
 dragged the length of her cheesy gash over my face, back and
 forth, on her way to a gushing orgasm. And all the while she did,
 her asshole was releasing a steady steamy hiss of endless fart, a
 ribbon of hot air that mixed with the creamy rancid sweat string
 already inside her unwashed pussy to bathe my face in a constant
 flow of lower body rot.
 "YESSSSSSSSS!!!!" she screamed, slamming her squatting
 thighs together on my face as she squeezed out a powerful orgasm
 nearly snapping my jaw in the process, burying my nose deep
 inside the clinging cheese of her pussy hole.
 When she was through, she quickly spun around and peeled
 out of her tiny panties to impale her rancid asshole on my nose.
 "Smell it," she growled. "Take a big sniff of my butt
 cheese, fart slave!!!"
 I had little choice, as she reached between her beefy
 thighs to smother my mouth in her big hand. Her oily shitter ring
 opened up like a wet sponge with a hole in it to take my nose in
 so far only the rest of my face stopped my whole head from being
 absorbed inside her milking lower intestine. I tried to breathe
 as best I could and felt her milking pooper walls crush my nose
 shut. What little air I did get was courtesy of the constant
 oozing of fart her craphole seemed to give up. I snorted and
 sniffed and snarfled pure rectal rumblings, the stench of beans
 and franks festering in her belly slithering out and up my nose.
 I have no idea how long this went on, I just know that when
 she was through, she sat up and moaned loudly as she felt her
 sticky shitter pull away from my trapped nose with a sloppy
 sucking sound. With her rectal ring a millimeter from my nose,
 she puckered it out and the meaty wetness of it touched the tip
 of my shnozz. Seconds later, the meat of her ample butt rippled
 and quaked as an F5 tornado of ass gas rocketed out and right up
 both nasal passages.
 I screamed and Cathy laughed. She quickly dismounted after
 layering my moaning face with the wet blast of butt wind and
 zipped me tight inside the bag, trapping her funky stench inside
 with me. I was sweating heavily, and actually crying from the
 torment, humiliation and agony, but mostly from that incredible
 stink.
 Somehow, I fell asleep and when I awoke the next day I saw
 a pinpoint of light above my head as I tilted itback. Cathy must
 have unzipped the bag just enough to let me breathe and ensure
 she wouldn't kill me. I heard her singing outside above the
 crackle of eggs and bacon. My stomach growled and I wasn't sure
 if it was from hunger or nausea.
 "Ca....Cathy?" I called out meekly. "Can I get
 out...please?"
 She ignored me, despite my repeated calls. Then it dawned
 on me.
 "Mistress Cathy?" I tried again. "May I get out, please?"
 She came into the tent wearing the same clothes she had on
 the day before.  She smiled and unzipped me, dragging me into the
 fresh air to sit by the fire. Smoke enveloped me and my eyes
 burned. It felt great compared to what I'd been breathing the
 night before.
 "You better eat, we have a long day of hiking and swimming
 ahead of us," she said, untying my hands. "Don't even think of
 running, you saw how quickly I got you yesterday, right? Well, if
 I have to chase you again today, I'll be pissed this time and
 just may bust your jaw in my scissors. Trust me, I can do it."
 I meekly ate the bacon and eggs she gave me. She devoured
 hers - plus a cauldron of beans again, and an entire head of raw
 broccoli. My eyes watered just thinking about the digestive
 process her ample midsection would be churning through today.
 She drove us to a hiking trail near a mountain and we took
 off through the woods, me behind her watching her monstrous ass
 quiver and quake in those tiny shorts, those iron calves explode
 in muscle above her socks, her tree-trunk thighs rippling with
 each step. We walked for miles and each one was filled with the
 thunder of her tremendous farts, a booming parade of ass gas
 rumbling in front of me, treating me to the stench of her
 morning's repast. Her whole body was a sheen of sweat, as was
 mine on this hot, sticky day. By the time we stopped for lunch, I
 was exhausted, practically dead from fatigue and hunger. I hadn't
 eaten in a day.
 "Eat up," Cathy said, pulling some freeze-dried beef out of
 her knapsack and tossing it to me. I devoured it, plus a canteen
 of water I was carrying.
 Cathy's freeze-dried lunch included mostly vegetables - and
 a fistful of dried apricots, figs and prunes. She smiled as she
 munched, watching my eyes fill with anticipatory tears.
 "You bet this is gonna stink," she laughed. "Shouldn't take
 that long, either, this stuff works awfully fast."
 In less than 10 minutes, I could hear enormous rumblings
 from Cathy's tummy. We stopped along the trail and she jogged
 into the woods, grabbing my arm and taking me with her. Finding a
 shady spot, she dropped her drawers, squatted down and took an
 incredible, fart-powered shit, drenching the landscape with a
 two-foot wide spray of watery dung.
 "Ahhhh...." she hissed, eyes closed, rocking on her heels.
 "That's better."
 When she finished, she looked at me. "Give me the toilet
 paper."
 My heart sank. "I don't have any....do you?"
 Cathy smiled. "Yes, I do...."
 Seconds later, I was flat on my back, Cathy was on my face,
 toward my feet, and was viciously burying my mouth up her foul,
 soiled asscrack thick with oaty chunks of her dripping bung blast
 from a few moments before.
 "Lick my shitter clean, fart slave," she growled.
 I had no choice, and slobbered my tongue up and down her
 ass crack, cleaning her thoroughly and as quickly as possible.
 When she was happy with the job I'd done, she impaled her rancid
 shitter onto my nose and rifled a 10-second blurp of sputtering
 shit-air directly into my brain.
 The rest of the day was a blur, the result, I'm sure, of
 fart-induced brain damage. We walked for miles one way, and then
 another way back to her truck to drive back to the campsite,
 which itself was a foggy ride as she cranked up the A/C, shut the
 windows tight, and ribboned her poor truck seat with a solid hour
 of rumbling butt thunder. The stench was killing me, and at one
 point, when we stopped at a toll booth on a local highway and she
 pulled down her window to pay, the face of the collector wrinkled
 noticeably as the cold, fart-frozen air from the Ford waved into
 his small toll booth. Cathy laughed, handed him a buck for the
 .50 toll and said, "Keep the change, buy some nose plugs!"
 We got back to the campsite and she changed into a tiny
 yellow bikini and made me strip to my boxers. We walked to a
 nearby lake and jumped in. I was thankful at least it would make
 her cheesy crotch at least a little cleaner.
 I was wrong. Cathy swam to the rocky shore of the lake and
 dragged me with her. She leaned up on her elbows in the shallows
 and pummeled my face between her enormous thighs, pulling the
 crotch of the  bikini bottom aside. In the clear light of day, I
 saw a dark-veined ribbon of white, a thick spunky layer of pussy
 wax that had lathered up inside the hairy folds of her nasty gash
 from a day's heavy walking - and shitting.
 "Snack time, slave," she growled. "Sorry I didn't bring a
 cheese knife to cut that cunt cheddar with! Eat up!!!"
 Scissoring me brutally tight in the thick ropes of steel
 that were her inner thighs, Cathy force fed me a seemingly
 endless supply of gash goo. I chewed and sucked and plain licked
 her clean, devouring every slimy wad, going inside her nasty hole
 in search of more, just to make her happy. It did, so much so she
 came again and again and again, for 45 minutes, until her locked
 thighs quivered non-stop from the effort of squeezing me and
 pushing out so many pussy-pounding orgasms. When she was
 finished, she lay back and relaxed her legs, which remained
 locked loosely around my face, but was now pushing it under
 water. I blurbed and bubbled for mercy. Cathy laughed.
 "Time for a swim," she announced, unlocking her legs and
 pulling me to the deeper waters of the lake.
 She swam, I mostly lolled around trying to regain myself.
 I'd just been locked in the thighs from hell for nearly an hour,
 the stench of rancid cunt was permeating my existence, and I
 wasn't exactly thinking clearly. Then it got worse. Cathy swam to
 me and ordered me to stand with my face just above water level.
 "See if you can smell this," she said, laughing, turning
 her back to me
 I heard a gurgle and then saw a titanic bouquet of bubbles
 erupt on the water's surface, just behind her ass. The stench was
 gruesome, even worse than I'd endured over the past 24 hours, it
 was beyond egg salad, well into the realm of decomposing flesh.
 And it was a wet stench, too, thickening the effect as Cathy kept
 farting, reaching behind her to hold my head to the water, and
 then forcing my face into the sputtering, broken air mass of her
 fart bubbles.
 "Eat it!!!" she screamed. "Eat my farts!!!"
 I chomped and swallowed and mouthed the acrid water until
 she seemed satisfied that I would either drown or suffocate. She
 laughed, and swam to shore, letting me flounder on my own for
 awhile. We went back to her campsite and she prepared dinner. For
 me, bread, water and beef jerky. For her, a bubbling, peppery pot
 of nuclear hot chicken wings, the reddish residue smeared on her
 smiling, pretty face.
 "Mistress Cathy, please, don't," I begged, whimpering.
 "This stuff gives my ass burn like you can't believe," she
 hissed. "But you will believe, and soon, too."
 She was right. The smell hit me from across the campsite as
 she sat watching the fire burn while I cleaned up at her demand.
 I looked into the dark of the woods and thought of bolting, but
 thought better of it. It would be impossible with a clear head,
 never mind one addled by scissors and enforced fart masks over
 the last day or so.
 "In the tent, slave," she growled.
 'Fuck it,' I thought and tried to run, the thought of
 another night in the mummy bag with chicken wing farts on top of
 everything else she'd devoured being just too much. And just as I
 thought, she was on me in a flash, grabbing a low branch and
 swinging her mammoth legs up to capture me in a flying
 headscissors. She rode my shoulders back to the campsite,
 thundering her incredible thighs on me as I staggered us from the
 flame-flickered shadows to the tent.
 "Thanks, running like that really loosens up my shitter,"
 she growled.
 I crawled into the tent and she forced me inside the mummy
 bag, leaving my face out. She peeled off her nasty shorts and
 panties, the same ones she'd had on for days now, and turned them
 inside out, forcing the crotch of her shorts up one of my
 nostrils, the crotch of the panties up the other.
 "Breathe me," she growled, sitting on my face and washing
 my lips in the cheesy folds of her fetid snatch.
 Mercifully, she limited herself to a dozen or so orgasms
 that lasted a mere half hour before she slid back on my chest and
 pulled the rancid material of her shorts and panties out of my
 nostrils. I breathed fresh air, but the stench of her pussy and
 asshole was one that would never leave my skull, I feared.
 "Mmmmmm, here we go," she growled, spinning around and
 planting her abundant ass meat flush on my face, leaning back to
 spread her ample cheeks with her strong hands, revealing an oily
 ass ring that was tinged red around the rectal lips from the
 oozing of paprika farts she'd been fluttering out during her
 face-riding session.
 The meat of her slimy asshole engulfed my nose, sliding
 over it to embrace the entire thing in its murky depths. Cathy
 sighed as she settled her shitter onto my face, the open wound of
 her wet cunt hole on my lips, a succession of vaginal farts
 puffing their way down my throat as I felt her asshole tighten,
 then relax. The sudden exhalation of rancid air from the muscular
 contraction of her lower intestine singed my eyebrows in its
 intensity and content, a thick wash of hissing ass gas devouring
 my entire skull, wetting my face, soaking my hair like a moist,
 shitty gel. It was endless and varied, the farts starting out
 with a nasty hiss and then progressing, as they grew in force and
 intensity, into a mammoth BARRRRRRRRUP-UP-UP!!! sound, the
 staccato emissions popping at my face like an aerated slap. From
 there, the farts took a basso profundo turn for the worse,
 bellowing out of her considerable ass grip to thunder across my
 trapped face in a frightening quiver of butt ham.
 On and on it went, Cathy coming in my mouth, Cathy farting
 on my face, Cathy invading the permeable tissue of every inch of
 my skull with the essence of her rotten ass aroma. I had no idea
 how long she sat on my face, using it, tainting it, staining my
 skin with her greasy anal emissions, but when I finally passed
 out from lack of oxygen, my head pressed flat into the earth
 below by most of her 220 pound bulk settling on me through the
 meaty crush of her ass, I welcomed sleep no matter if were death
 in disguise. In fact, I hoped for death, just so I wouldn't have
 to awaken to more.
 But then Sunday morning came, a gloriously sunny day that I
 spied through the tent flaps. She'd let me out of the mummy bag
 to lay on top, and I'd slept soundly. The smell was still with me
 and no matter how many times I coughed, sneezed or shook my head,
 it stuck with me, a raw broccoli, shit and sweat kinda smell.
 I heard crunching. I leaned to look out and saw Cathy's
 muscular form standing by the truck, eating handfuls of bran
 right from the box, followed by tablespoons full of apricot
 yogurt.
 "Mmmrnnng," she mumbled, smiling, as she saw me duck back
 into the tent.
 "Almost time to go home, you should be happy."
 I said nothing, not wanting to make matters worse, as if
 that could happen. Cathy rumbled into the tent and pointed to the
 sleeping bag. Like a zombie, I climbed back inside. She took off
 her clothes, save for those socks and boots, and balled up her
 excessively soiled panties to shove into my mouth. I sucked air
 desperately through my nose, the constant reminder of her smell
 coursing through my existence as it lay permanently stuck to
 every nasal membrane.
 Cathy pushed my head inside the bag and backed her ass up
 to the hole and the thick tang of rectal tissue brushed my nose.
 She let fly and the overpowering, all-encompassing stank of egg
 salad drenched me in a forcefield wave of hot air.
 "Ahhhhhhhhhh..." she growled. "Forgot to tell you, I found
 some old egg salad sandwiches in the cooler last night and
 scarfed them up. They're working quite nicely now, wouldn't you
 say?"
 She blupped out a few minutes more of pure sulphur and
 zipped me up tight, the nylon of the bag sticking to my face. I
 breathed shallow and rapid to suck in enough air to survive as I
 felt the fetid sogginess of her panties slink toward the back of
 my throat, almost cutting off all my air. I tried not to panic,
 but that was impossible. I could barely breathe and what I could
 was full of Cathy's rancid ass. I screamed, but it was muffled
 around her shit-caked panties and blocked by the mummy bag. I
 heard her laugh. She unziped the bag and stuffed her giant,
 muscular ass back inside to let her oily rectal ring slime down
 over my nose. Five minutes, 10 minutes, 15, 20...I'd lost track
 of time as a constant, never-ended river of pure rectal horror
 oozed, fluttered, blupped and baroomed out of Cathy's thick ass,
 mostly the egg salad variety. The acid from digested hot sauce
 from those chicken wings seeped into my eyes, blinding me, like
 it mattered since Cathy's abundant derriere was covering most of
 my face anyway. It was hell on earth, hell in ass, hell in the
 sleeping bag that was suffocating me nearly as much as this
 amazon fart machine. Cathy rocked back and forth now, fucking my
 nose in her shitty shitter, sluicing a thick hand full of fingers
 into her juicy gash and frigging herself to a cheesy, copious
 orgasm, the funky cream sauce from her gaping cunt plugging my
 nose, forcing me to snarf it backwards and swallow to survive,
 like a pussy-scented wad of snot. She was killing me, and as
 stars swum before my ass-pressed eyes and the contant hiss of egg
 salad farts slithered from her bountiful butt to slip quickly
 into my nose and soggen my psyche, I passed out confident I would
 not wake up again this time.
 But I did. And back at my campsite. My hands were untied,
 my gear all there where I'd left it. I got up, slowly. My head
 throbbed and my nose was raw, red and tender. And all I smelled
 was Cathy's asshole, the shit, the cheese, the wings - and mostly
 that damned egg salad. I staggered to my tent to break it down
 and go home, and found the note.
 "Hi," she'd written. "Thanks for a great weekend, that was
 one of the better ones I've had up here. Here's my address and
 phone, give me a call, we'll do this again sometime....I know
 what you're thinking, but in case you haven't noticed, feel your
 cock."
 I was thinking what she apparently thought I might have
 been, that there's no fucking way I'd want to see this woman
 again short of at her assault trial. But then I felt my cock, as
 ordered. I was soaked. I stuck a hand inside my pants and came up
 with a finger full of spunk. My own. I'd come. I wasn't sure when
 or how many times,but it was come.
 "Just so you'll now, you came about five times over the
 last couple days, you just don't remember because you were either
 out cold or on your way when I jerked you off or rubbed my cunt
 or ass on your cock or just plain fucked you," she wrote. The
 words forced my eyes wide open and my jaw to hang slack. No way.
 Impossible. I'd remember.
 "They don't usually remember, but later, when it comes back
 to them, when they recall the smell of my asshole, the taste of
 my farts, they smile, they get hard...and want more."
 My cock stirred. Fuck, she was right, I was getting horny.
 "That last blast was the best," she wrote. "I jerked your
 cock as you gagged undermy ass and just as you passed out, you
 came all over yourself and my hand, you got us soaked! So I just
 tucked you back into your pants and there you are. Now give me a
 call. And soon."
 I sighed and broke down my campsite to hit the road. I'd
 call Cathy as soon as I got home. But first, I'd stop and get
 some egg salad sandwiches. I know she likes them a little bit
 old.
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