PART 1

Just fifteen more minutes, Kate thought to herself.

Fifteen more minutes of yoga. Her first class. The same class on the same day that she happened to drink a whey protein shake for breakfast. Suffice to say, Kate had been holding in a huge fart for the last half hour and it was taking everything in her power not to let it slip.

She sat on her knees with her feet under her gray yoga pant clad butt. Kate was Italian American with Olive skin, Brown straightened hair she had in a bun with a slightly large but cute nose and a beauty mark next to it. Kate was blessed with quite a juicy ass which always made her self-conscious but now the threat of letting one go made her even more nervous.

She looked to her right, wondering if anyone could sense her desperation. A thin blonde girl with fair skin sat next to her. She was wearing light blue yoga pants and a pink tanktop that showed off her skunk tattoo on her right arm. Never seen a woman with a skunk tatooed on her, Kate mused to herself. The woman looked over at Kate briefly and raised her eyebrows as if to say "yes?". Kate smiled and quickly looked away.

"Ok class, now what I want everyone to do is lean foreward sloooooowwwly, slide your hands across the floor so your back is stretched out and your butt is raised. Just relaaaaax, let go of everything."

Fuck me.

Kate clenched her sphincter as she slowly leaned forward. She began to sweat slightly now as literally anything could make her lose control of her anus.

The yoga instructor walked down the rows of students and then stood in front of Kate; causing Kate to look up at her slowly.

"You're doing great but try not be so rigid," the instructor beamed. "Let me help you," she said as she put her hand under Kate's belly and slowly pushed her back forward.

Despite her internal panic Kate managed to do this with the instructor's help, albeit very tensely. "Good, very good Kate, now just hold that position."

Jesus christ can this be OVER already?! Kate whimpered to herself.

After a a minute or so she felt the gas bubble slowly start to fade away. This was perfect, she had finally won! Now she had maybe 10 minutes left until sh-

buuuuuuUUUUUuummmm

A bassy fart that started quiet and grew increasingly louder over the course of 3 seconds had escaped Kate's anus. She could feel her cheeks start to grow red. One person giggled slightly in the back. This was EXACTLY what she had been trying to avoid.

"Nothing to be ashamed of, everything here is natural, that means the body is finally relaxing," the instructor reassured her, though it wasn't clear if she knew Kate was the one who had farted or not. In fact, since everyone's head was down, no one really would know unless they were right next to her, and no one was behind Kate.

Despite her embarrassment she remembered that she didn't even pay for this class and didn't have to come back if she didn't want to. Humiliating, yes, 100%, but her car was parked right outside the building. A quick roll up of the mat, grab her bag from the locker and she was home free.

As the instructor told everyone to come up to a sitting position Kate could feel the blonde girl's eyes on her. She looked to her left slightly. The blonde had the slightest of smirks on the corner of her lip. Kate looked forward again and groaned.

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Kate walked quickly into the locker and went to retrieve her bag. Just grab your shit and go, let's get the fuck out of here she repeated to herself.

Opening the door to the building granted Kate the view of her Honda Civic. Jesus christ I'm almost home free.

"First time?"

Kate stopped and quickly turned around. Blondie was standing right next to the door drinking from her thermos.

"Uh, first time-?"

"Doing yoga."

"Oh! Right! Yes, first time for that," Kate laughed nervously. "I thought you meant first time uh- yeah anyways, what about you?"

"I've been coming here for a few months. Helps me reset."

Kate looked out towards the water. The sun shined upon her white blonde hair and pale skin. She looked like a picture of pure Norwegian royalty. Or perhaps a super model. Either way, Kate was sprung.

"Nice. Yeah work has me stressed so figured this was uh, I don't know. Good for that?" she laughed nervously again.

"Oh yeah, that's the thing with stress," she smiled. "gotta let it all out".

"Ha. Yep," Kate laughed, swallowing nervously.

"I'm Anna," she said as she reached out her hand.

"Kate, nice to meet you."

"Kate, so pretty!" Anna grinned.

"Oh! Well, gosh, thanks," Kate blushed.

"Kate I was gonna get some iced coffee and go back to my place, we could work on some poses if you're not doing anything?"

"Oh, huh..." Kate was dying inside. She had just cut a huge fart in front of this woman and most certainly had more to let out in her car. "Gosh you know, I'm uh-"

"You're busy?" Anna asked with a slightly disappointed look on her face.

"Well...." Kate's voice trailed off. "Uhhhh...how far are you from here?"

"Oh, just up the block. I walk down here 10 minutes before class, it's so chill".

Kate quickly assessed the situation. She had to fart still, this was true, but if her house was close by she could hang out for a half hour and then dip. That way she would plant the seeds for as hang out when she was not a gassy fart monster.

"You know what, coffee would be nice!"

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god dammit WHY. WHY did you agree to this?!

They sat cross legged on Anna's gray fuzzy couch making basic conversation, Kate holding in a big one.

"Anna this apartment is so...modern! I love it!"

"Yeah, I got lucky, the last person who rented just left their furniture here so it saved me a lot of money and moving, blah blah." Anna took out what looked like a vape pen and took a drag. She motioned to Kate if she wanted it.

"oh, is that-?"

"It's weed, yeah. You don't smoke?"

"Oh uh, yeah sometimes!" Blatantly false. The last time she smoked weed was college and she ended up calling 9-11 because she thought she was melting.

Kate took the vape pen and slowly brought it to her lips, taking a small drag and puffing awkwardly.

"Huh, *cough* not bad!"

Anna laughed.

"Yeah, I love it. Gets my whole body relaxed."

Suddenly, Anna shifted onto her left cheek slightly.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump?

Anna let out an effortless rumbler whose pitch went up slightly like a bass note that is sliding up. She exhaled while smiling and lay back on the couch.

"Oh-" Kate said blankly, trying not to look at Anna. She had never been around someone who just casually farted like that unless it was an accident.

"I figured you wouldn't mind if I let out some gas," Anna smiled coyly.

"Haha...yeaaahhhh," Kate blushed. "That was really embarrassing earlier."

"Why? It was a great fart," Anna laughed.

"Well...THANK you," Kate laughed while rolling her eyes, cheeks now red. "But you know, I just don't ever do that in public. Like, ever." Kate suddenly picked up the faint smell of hash browns, but didn't see any when she came in which meant she was sniffing Anna's fart.

"Oh man, I love to do that in yoga. I let out some BIG ones in that class. One time this guy, Owen, he was in the back- he was hitting on me before the class started right?" Anna paused to hit her vape again. "So he sat behind me in class, and we were doing downward dog, and I had a shrimp burrito the night before, so.."

Kate's mouth dropped.

"Oh my god. No you didn't!"

"Yup," Anna laughed as she blew out a puff. "I dropped a big one in his face. And he knew I meant to do it too. He never sat near me again after that."

"Wow Anna, that is so bad," Kate laughed. "But hilarious. And makes me feel a lot better cause honestly, I was about to leave the cl...oof. I think that pen is hitting me," Kate blushed.

"Oh you're feeling high? Niiice." Anna grinned. "I bet you're still gassy, huh."

Kate made a weird face that turned into a smile. Why was this woman so interested in farting?

"Hahaha ugh, fuck you," Kate laughed.

Anna scooted over to her slightly. "That's why you wanted to go home so fast! Cause you had more farts!"

Kate sighed and rolled her eyes again. "Alright....FINE. You got me...congratulations."

"I knew it I knew it," Anna giggled. "Well, now you know it's safe. I just 'broke the barrier'." Anna said with finger quotations.

Kate was at the point where it felt good to talk about this and the fact that she was stoned made her care way less. And, of course, she WAS holding in a big fart.

"Oh, I have your permission? I can do it with your go ahead?" Kate playfully mocked Anna. This was feeling especially flirty considering they were talking about flatulence.

"The floor is yours chief!" Anna said with her hands up.

Kate looked at her with an eyebrow raised. She shifted position so her yoga pants butt was hanging off the couch slightly and then..

pfffUUrrtt....pRRRRRawmp

Kate cut two trumpet sounding gassers. She instantly threw her hands to her face in embarrassment.

"Oh my god, I can't believe I did that!" she laughed hard into her hands. Anna scooched over to her more and took a big sniff.

"Ew! Anna! You did not just sniff my fart!" Kate laughed, smacking her lightly on the arm.

"Oh yes, I did," Anna said, concentrating on identifying the smell. "Did you have.....a protein shake?"

Kate looked at her dumbfounded and then stared off into space for a few seconds. "I had a one this morning. Whey protein. How did you know that?!"

"Smells like a strong milk, like dairy. My nose is incredible." Anna bragged while tossing her hair back slightly.

Kate was silent for a moment. She felt like she was missing something.

"Anna um," Kate laughed nervously. "Do you....LIKE my farts?"

"Ha....was it that obvious?" she laughed as she took another drag.

"well....kinda? Yeah!" Kate laughed.

Kate looked at her with a very surprised expression. Anna was not the person who she appeared to be: a gorgeous blonde with an incredible body who happens to be a stoner that apparently has a fart fetish. Never in one million years did Kate expect something like this, it just doesn't happen. ( author's note: but it actually does happen :) (Smile)

"I guess I just love the sounds. And I love when hot girls do it. It's so..." anna paused and looked up at her skylight window. "Naughty. Nasty. Natural, like the lady said."

"Huh," Kate pondered. She then looked back at Anna with a funny expression. "so, you wouldn't mind if I kept letting out these big ones I guess."

Anna looked at her intensely. She had been giving off this carefree vibe like nothing really phases her, but now Kate had her full and undivided attention.

Without warning Anna lay on top of Kate and began kissing her. Kate let out a moan of surprise but embraced it almost immediately, rubbing her hands on Anna's waist. Her lips felt like two pieces of the sweetest fruit Kate had ever bitten or sucked on.

Suddenly the gas bubble started to push again on her stomach.

"Wait," she said in mid kiss. "I gotta.."

Anna stopped and looked at her. Kate's crotch was against hers and her legs wrapped behind Anna's ass. Still making eye contact, she closed one eye and with her mouth open let loose.

boooOOOooop

Kate let out a juicy, bassy tuba poot against Anna's crotch. Anna moaned angrily and began to take off her yoga pants as fast as she could, rubbing her pussy against Kate's.

"Oof, that was a bad one," Kate groaned, cheeks slightly red.

"shut the fuck up," Anna growled and kissed her again, biting her lip and squeezing her tits. She then took a deep sniff.

"Did you poop today," she whispered while sucking Kate's neck.

"No," Kate giggled.

"Good. I like it like that."

Anna's unabashed embrace of the fact that Kate's stinky fart was due to her not yet voiding her bowels this morning drove her insane at the sheer perversion of it all. She felt so free it was mind blowing. Free to be gross, free to be real and 100% herself.

As soon as Anna got her panties off she helped Kate with hers. Anna grinded against Kate's pussy like she had something to prove and Kate was loving every second of it.

"Hey," Anna panted.

"What."

"Put your hand on my ass,"

Kate did as she was told.

"3.....2....1...deal with it bitch,"

brrrrrrrrAPT!

Anna cut an explosive ripper against Kate's hand as she rode her. Kate groaned at how it felt.

"sniff it," Anna commanded.

Kate brought her hand to her nose and sniffed. Smelled of pure shit.

"Fuck," she moaned, loving Anna riding her pussy. "Did you poop today?"

"Nope," Anna grinned, and cut a small pOOoot as an aftershock.

Kate looked at her skunk tattoo.

"ah, ok," she panted while laughing.

"what?"

"The skunk tat. I get it now."

"Oh," Anna laughed. "yeah I'm a dirty bitch."

"Good," Kate smiled. "So," bwaaamp "-ungh, am I." she smiled euphorically.

This caused Anna to grind against her even faster and harder. She could barely hold back her shrieks of "oooh oohh ohhh ohhh" as Kate gripped the couch cushions.

"Fa----fuuuuuuuuuck," Anna wailed, almost crying. Kate moaned and came as well, releasing her grip on the couch. Anna lay on top of Kate, panting furiously. The two both lay like this for about 5 minutes, enjoying the effort and funk they had both produced.

"Next class," Anna said, out of breath. "Drink two shakes."

Kate smiled with a stupid, joyful look on her face.

"Yes m'am," she breathed.

PART 2

"Okay class I want everyone to breathe out slowlyyyyyyy...."

The entire class exhaled in almost perfect unison. Yogi instructor Charise walked over to Kate and put her hand on her neon pink tank top shoulder.

"Very good Kate, you're really loosening up quite nicely. When you first came to my class you were so full of tension but now I can see you're able to truly let go," she smiled.

"Thank you Yogi Charise," Kate beamed as she flipped her brown hair slightly and blushed.

"Pffft, kiss ass.." a voice muttered under her breath next to her.

Kate looked over to her left. Her girlfriend, Anna, sat there with a scowl on her face. Kate had noticed any time another female paid Kate a compliment or gave her any attention this seemed to set Anna off. Despite being very into Anna for her blonde, Norwegian looks and generally laid back attitude this was one aspect of her personality that really annoyed her.

"I'm not a kiss ass!" Kate whispered angrily. "You're just jealous!"

Anna rolled her eyes then looked at her strangely for a moment, smiled and leaned to the side.

"N...ANNA! NO!" Kate whispered. "Don't do it!"

Anna grinned.

pff-fOOOnt?

Anna let loose a loud, airy poot that echoed throughout the yoga studio.

"Augh, Kate..." Anna scoffed audibly as she fanned the air.

Kate's face turned bright red.

"WA-I didn't-!!"

Several other class members began to giggle.

"Now now Kate, it's perfectly natural. When we get relaxed our body lets go of everything, nothing to be ashamed of," Charise assured her.

"That wasn't me," Kate insisted calmly. "But whoever it was might want to check their pants," she smirked.

Several other members laughed at Kate's jab. Anna raised an eyebrow and growled slightly.

"Ooooo kaaaaay class, it doesn't matter who passed gas, everyone settle down," Charise said in an exasperated tone.

Kate looked over at Anna who was clearly fuming. For a moment she wondered if Anna was truly upset with her. Maybe this would make for some good make up sex?

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As the class wrapped up Kate looked up from her stretches and noticed Anna was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey, Yogi Charise?" Kate asked.

Charise looked up from her phone and smiled warmly.

"Yes Kate?"

"Did you happen to see Anna anywhere?"

"Oh yes, she told me she was going to go to her car briefly before I give her the keys. Said she had to get some things."

"Give you...the keys...?" Anna looked at her, puzzled.

"Oh, she didn't tell you? I thought you knew. She said you're both going to use the studio space for some extra practice time. I told her as long as she gives me the keys tomorrow morning I'm fine with it," Charise smiled as she got her bag and walked towards the door.

"Huh, she didn't tell me about tha-"

"Hey Charise, sorry, just had to run to my car real quick."

Kate looked up to see Anna in quite the outfit. She had ditched her black yoga pants for tight neon blue leggings which really hugged her perky cheeks, making her butt look absolutely delicious. Kate could feel herself starting to get wet.

"Not a problem! Ok ladies, have fun, don't hurt yourselves!" Charise chuckled, but then drew herself in closer with a grave expression. "-but seriously if you hurt yourself in this studio without my supervision I will be held legally responsible and I can't afford a lawsuit, so really...don't hurt yourselves."

"Don't worry Yogi Charise," Anna said with a clearly put-on smile. "I'll go easy on her."

"Ha ha...I don't know what that means...alright, well! I'm leaving!" Charise laughed awkwardly as she shuffled out of the studio and closed the door.

They stared at each other silently for a few seconds. Kate couldn't tell if Anna was gonna scream at her or punch her in the face.

"What is this? You're mad cause I made fun of you for farting?"

"That might be part of it, yeah," Anna growled.

"Oh stop, it was funny. And you started it for fuck's sake! Blaming that poot on me, you know how embarrassed I get about farting when we're not alone!" Kate snapped, rolling her eyes.

Anna walked by Kate and took out a large blue exercise mat from the closet, threw it on the floor and then turned toward her girlfriend.

"I don't usually get all possessive, but you've been flirting with Charise a LOT, and to top it off you give me attitude in front of everyone? Not cool. Stand on the mat." Anna ordered.

"I DON'T LIKE CHARI-" Kate stopped herself from yelling then resumed in a calmer tone. "..Anna, I don't like Charise, she's like 45 and has no ass," Kate reassured her as she walked onto the mat

"Bullshit," Anna snapped. "You've been all doe eyed with her for weeks now."

"Annaaaaaaa," Kate groaned. "Why are we fighting? What are we doing here? Let's just go home and fuck."

"Oh, we're gonna do that," Anna said, eyebrow raised. "But first, since you tried to humiliate me, I'm gonna REALLY humiliate you."

Without warning Anna swept her leg under Kate's causing her to fall onto her back, knocking the wind out of her.

"OOF- Anna what the fu-"

Anna turned around and squatted over Kate, pinning her arms down and dropping to her knees so her blue legging cheeks fit snugly over Kate's nose. Despite being startled Kate was a little excited to have Anna's ass in her face.

"You say you like the fart play we do at home, but you've never been a true submissive, until now."

Kate could feel Anna slowly push her anus against her nose.

"Augh! Anna, sto-"

buuuuuuuurrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrUUUUMMMMMPPPfffff

Anna released a deep and rumbly bass bomb onto Kate's nose that lasted 5 seconds, never once decreasing in volume or intensity.

"Oma gaw, WHA DA FUH!!!" Kate cried out muffled under Anna's luscious Norwegian cheeks.

"Phew!" Anna laughed. "Didn't think that was gonna work. I rushed out to my car and ate a bunch of sugar free candy at the last minute. Guess I ate enough that it kicked in properly."

She slowly moved her ass off of Kate's face, just a few centimeters so she could inhale.

"I wanna hear you sniff."

"ugh, FUCK you!" Kate spat.

"SNIFF!" Anna ordered as she began to twist Kate's arm slightly.

"FUCK FUCK, UGH OK..." Kate conceded. She took in several audible deep sniffs and groaned. Anna's asshole smelled like garbage day in hell; truly revolting.

"What does it smell like?" said Anna, barely containing her laughter.

"Smells like fucking SHIT."

"Oh yeah, and what does this smell like?"

PWWWWWAAAAAP?

A hot, medium toned duck fart caused Kate to recoil slightly. She took several reluctant sniffs.

"Ughhhhhhh..." she groaned.

"Do you think I need to check my pants after that one?" Anna taunted.

"You're overreacting, it was just a joke!" Kate proclaimed.

"Just a joke huh? Let's see if this is a joke."

Anna grabbed Kate, shifted onto her stomach and locked her legs behind Kate's neck so she couldn't get out while pressing her face into her ass.

"4 years of wrestling in high-school and college, I never told you that, did I? I'm about to show you exactly why no one wanted to be my sparring partner. Hold still, bitch."

Anna pushed. Despite the tense situation they were in her anus was very relaxed.

bOOOOOOOmp

"OOooff," Anna sighed; eyes closed with a huge smile on her face. "That was a big one.."

"Oh my godddddd," Kate groaned, truly disgusted and miserable.

Anna's bassy fart was absolutely humiliating for Kate to sniff. It was one of those farts that was loose and goofy sounding but really had a lot of power when it vibrated her nose.

"I don't hear you sniffing," Anna snapped. Kate sniffed and gagged instantly. If she had to describe it, Kate would say it smelled like a sweaty ass mixed with a decomposing pile of cabbage. Probably the least sexy thing she could think of.

"Soooo baaaaaaaddddd..." Kate whined.

"So here's how this is gonna work," Anna said calmly as she looked at her phone. "If I see you flirting or giving Yogi Charise heart emoji eyes again you're gonna get this treatment right before my morning dump, and believe me, that's 80 billion times worse. Got it?"

Kate lay still with her nose still smushed into Anna's blue yoga pant cheeks, fuming silently.

"...bitch, do I need to take these off? Have you give me a bath maybe?" Anna threatened as she looked back over her shoulder.

"O K!" Kate yelled into her ass.

"Okay what?"

"OK I WON'T FLIRT WITH HER,"

"Good girl. Hold that thought."

Anna picked up her phone and switched the camera to selfie mode so her face and Kate pressed into her ass in the background were visible in the shot.

"What are you doing.." Kate mumbled, slightly concerned.

"I wanna take a little video," Anna smirked. "You know, record the day I made you my bottom bitch."

Anna then tensed up her cheeks and hit record.

"Ok, here we go...." BRRRUMP " onnnnneee......" BOMPPPP "ungh, twooooo...."

Anna lay on her stomach recording herself cutting short, deep bass bombs into her lover's face, Kate screaming and kicking her legs on the mat behind her.

"hold still.." PPPRRRRRRRRPPPP "Ahhhh, threeeee...." BoooOOOP? "Ooh, four, that one tickled," she laughed.

"MMMMRRRGGGH!" Kate screamed as her face was muffled into Anna's ass.

"Okay, and I think this is the grand finale...hnnngh..."

bbbrrrrrrrrbrbrbrbrbrbbraaAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMppp-fffffsth

What started as a low, bassy rumble evolved into a violent roar which ended with a wet hiss. If Anna didn't poop her leggings she certainly came dangerously close to it. Kate began to bawl tears of complete and utter misery.

"MMMMMMMMAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kate screamed, kicking the mat behind her like her life depended on it.

"Ohhhhhh fuck," Anna laughed. "you know what, you might be right about checking my pants. That sounded BAD."

Anna pushed Kate off of her and stood up, stretching her legs before walking to the door.

"I'm gonna go home, take a dump and then take a 30 minute shower. Maybe 45, gotta clean this ass good. When I get out of the shower I expect you to be outside my door, on your knees and ready to eat my pussy. Maybe I'll even let you kiss my tits."

Anna was almost towards the door when she stopped, turned around, walked back to Kate and squatted over her head.

prrrrrrrrp

.....BOUMP?

"Ahhhh, there we go," she grunted after releasing a small ripper followed by a short bass bomb that echoed throughout the room. "Knew I had one more left," she laughed as she stood up again and exited the studio.

Kate sat there weeping silently in the fetal position. Now she knew her place, there was 0 confusion. Kate was undoubtedly the bottom bitch in this relationship.