"Jeez, this isn't exactly an ideal place to be." Dick Grayson, the boy wonder, was referring to the precarious position he and his teammate Wonder Woman had found themselves in.
"Easy Robin, let's remain placid. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves." Dick and Diana crouched behind an immensely thick column to hide from the many cybernetic guards that patrolled Professer Ivo's warehouse. Dick was directly behind Diana and, as teenage boys do, was staring nervously at her ample behind. He would have appreciated how fortunate he was, both to be this close to Wonder Woman and that it was her and not J'onn he was stuck with, had the situation not been so delicate. He noticed Diana wince in pain, reaching for her stomach. This was an odd sight, Dick had never seen the amazon princess so vulnerable before.
"Uh, you okay wundy?"
"Huh? I'll be alright. That power sapping ray Ivo hit me with is taking its toll." Dick nodded. He knew that he nor Diana were nearly equipped to fight their way out of Ivo's base.

"Ugh, great Hera!" Robin heard Diana mutter. Her face was visibly scrunched in discomfort. A swirling sound could be heard from her stomach.
"Keep it down!" Dick harshly whispered.
"I'm trying."
*FRRRRP*
A short, sharp toot shot from Diana's star clad backside. The two heroes cringed in fear as they saw some of the machines take notice.
"Crap!"
Thankfully, they lost interest and resumed their regular patrol. After sighing in relief, Robin noticed the foul stench lingering in his direct vicinity.
"Aww, jeez Diana!" He pinched his nose in disgust. Diana was less than impressed with Dick's disgust.
"My stomach needed relief, and that's what I gave it. So do us both a favor and get over yourself!" Dick was starting to reconsider his luck. Before long, Diana's insides rolled and rumbled. The amount of imminent gas was much larger than last time. Diana's options were limited, but she thought quickly.
"I'm sorry Dick."
"Huh? Wha-" Diana grabbed the back of Dicks head and shoved his face into the crevice of her massive backside. Even without powers, Diana was far faster and stronger than Dick. Diana, relaxed her bowels for a moment, allowing the gas to exit comfortably.
*FRRRMMMMPPP*
*BLLLLLTTRRRRT*
*PPLLLLMMMMMMMRTTTTTT*

Success, releasing her gas upon Dick's face muffled the sound enough so that Diana could relieve herself safely. Dick was less elated, coughing and gagging from the intense stink. Without another word, the amazing amazon bent forward, sticking her rump in the air, spreading her cheeks further apart and pushing Robin's face deeper into her crack. Dick tried to yell, but his screams were inaudible and his frequent punches and kicks were to no avail.
*FLLLLRRRRPPPPP*
*BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
Diana cooed in pleasure, but there was a large amount of gas left to pinch off. To ensure maximum efficiency, Diana quickly lay Dick on the floor and sat on his face. Dick's head was essentially buried in Diana's gigantic ass.
*FRRRAAAAAPPLLLLRTTT*
*BRLAARRRRGGHHHTPPPPPP*
*FTTHHHHHRRRRPPPP*
Diana had her arms in the air like a showgirl from the bliss in her stomach.
*BLLLLLLMMMMMTTTTTT*
*PLLRRRTT* *FARRRRTTLLLRRP*
Diana harshly exhaled.
"Dick, can you hear me?" There wasn't much of an answer, for obvious reasons.
"Well I believe I'm done so- Oh no, sorry I was wrong. Incoming!" Wonder Woman lifted her butt off of Dick's head slightly.
*FLLLLRRRMMMMMPPPPPRRRRAAAALLLRRRTTTPPPPPFFFLLLEERRTTT*
Diana finally got off of the boy wonders face, who had remarkable composure for someone in his position.
"I'm sorry. I imagine that wasn't good for you."
Dick grumbled and crossed his arms.
"No, I just love having my face used as a toilet!"