I think I've talked about Monica's farts and dumps in the past. She doesn't usually have anything particularly awful brewed up and her bowel movements are usually very moderate in size. But like anyone she can peel the paint off the walls or dump a monster. Usually not all in the same dump, but the other day?

I said to her that we haven't had a lot of opportunity to try new users and she had even said that she wanted to invite over Kenz, but I know Kenz went out last weekend and we're still trying to do our best about Covid and what not. There's a chick that Monica knows, Sam, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say how or whatever. She mentioned she wants to use a human toilet once, but Monica and I don't know what's going on. It's been kind of nice not eating shit, but I will admit that I came begging to Monica for her poop.

Of course, Monica doesn't need much coaxing, though she warned me, "Not tonight or tomorrow, though. I smelled a tiny fart earlier and it was BAD."

"I assure you, I want to eat it. Bad farts and all."

She smiled, "No, honey. I mean my farts are BAD!!!! You can't handle them, I promise."

"Try me."

"Ok, fine, toilet boy. Get in the toilet box. I'll give you every fart and poop until you ask to be let out. I'll even stop mid-shit."

"Care to make a bet?"

Monica smirked, "What's the bet?"

"If you take the entire dump in my mouth, I get a big meal from Fleming's. That'll be the bet."

It's a super fancy restaurant.

"Ok, then. I'm going to give you a big meal, alright, then! Hahaha, but to get the meal from Fleming's, you have to eat MY entire meal that I give you. You have to eat my entire dump," Monica was excited, "I'm telling you, though, you're not going to be able to. It's really, really, really, really, really bad. I'll do the same bet back."

Monica walked away and I watched her cute butt cheeks lift and fall with each step. As I got into the toilet box, I had nothing else to do but wait.

She came in and looked down at me. My cock stood up immediately. There's something so hot about seeing a woman look down through the toilet hole at you.

Mon sat down and said, "This is just a fart. I'm telling you, you'll want to call it off."

She farted and I swear, within .000001 seconds of her ripping ass, I knew she wasn't lying about the stink. Monica's fart was horrendous. She laughed and said, "How bad is it when the fart is directly in your face? Huh? Because it's MY fart and I'm allllllll the way up here and I can't hardly stand it!"

She kept laughing and laughing as her asshole was pointed right at my face.

"What did you EAT?!"

Monica then went through her meal for the day and nothing sounded out of the ordinary until she paused.

"Ooooooo!!! I remember now! I had Taco Bell last night, a protein shake for breakfast with a fiber bar, and then all that salad today! Oh, honey... I'll let you out of the bet. These are usually the poops I have that are little bigger..."

"No. No, I am your toilet."

Monica laughed, "Yes you are. You are my toilet. It won't be long, slave."

She stood up and went into the other room.

It really wasn't long, but Monica's ass was back over my face and she ripped another fart. These were terrible. I had honestly not smelled such bad farts in a long time.

She farted again, and the stink was heavy. Monica dropped ass AGAIN!!! I started coughing. The farts were bad, a 14/10 on a stink scale, but there were also just a lot of them.

As I was thinking about how many farts there'd been, Monica farted again. Then another one. Then Monica took a break by farting in my face. Then she decided that was enough and farted again. By now, Monica was just farting and farting and farting. All that same terrible, AWFUL stink! But not a drop of shit.

She was laughing, I saw her ass cheeks jiggle.

"Does it smell good, slave?"

I coughed.

"I swear, I'm trying to shit, but it's just *BBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPP* it's just farts."

Monica couldn't stop laughing, now. She thought it was hilarious.

"I told you these farts were bad!"

Monica stayed above me for another 10 minutes farting (it felt like an hour, but she started doing a stopwatch on some of them. One of them topped out at 10 seconds.).

And then, nothing...

"To get the Flemings, do you have to eat my shit or just take the dump?"

I was coughing.

"Ok, fine, baby. You have to eat my entire dump. That's the bet."

And without any additional warning, Monica started a mega dump directly into my mouth. It all came out in a matter of seconds, but it was easily the biggest load I've ever seen from Monica and it rivaled some HUGE dumps. I immediately thought of Stephanie's monster turd. It wasn't that long (I swear it was 5 feet long and I might exaggerate some others, but Stephanie dumped that monster and Monica's first turd was probably 4 feet long).

That huge turd immediately filled my mouth and it was all I could do to capture and hold the shit with my hands. Monica kept going and a mess of shit kept coming with farts and the stink was atrocious. This was up there and Monica is NOT someone I'd ever expect to rival any of the monster poops, but here we were.

She stood up and marveled at her dump.

"I... You're never finishing that! It's HUGE!!!!!! I can't believe that was inside me!"

She grabbed a camera and I have to admit that it was a lot bigger than I thought it was.

"Just say the word and you won't have to eat that whole thing. It's too big, toilet."

But I stayed eating. I was 1 hour into it and Monica sat on my throbbing cock with her pussy. A lot of you think this sounds awesome, getting to fuck someone while they just took a shit in your mouth. It IS an awesome explosion, but after I cum, I am a LOT more grossed out by eating shit and had to do it all with hyper-senses in place.

I now tasted every awful, rancid part of Monica's poop. She sat above me, watching me go until I was done...

"I can't believe that. Only someone that truly worships me would do that. I can't believe it. That was terrible!"

And I do worship her, but I also wanted that steak...

When they open back up, I think I'm going to do surf and turf with an entire extra steak... I earned it.