Total Gym Workout
by No Name

Yea I know the usual, geek, wimp, nerd. Well no more I'm headed to the gym and bulk up. I keep telling myself this as I enter the door. Three seconds in the places and snickers start to come. "May I help you."the lady at the front desk said. "Yea I'm here to join. I'm Sherman." "Join and what workout HA. This is a gym not a miracle shop." "Who the hell are you to judge, BITCH!"uh oh, my mouth got in trouble again. "Bitch. The name is Jan."she said stepping behind the desk. "Look at these babies."she said flexing her enormous biceps in my face.

"My legs are pretty damned hard too." She kicked me right in the balls. I fell to my knees and then she said. "Kiss my legs, punk."

I had no choice and kissed her legs. She walked up and squeezed my skull without mercy. "These are real muscles."she said.

"Maybe that'll teach ya. But it did tell me that you got guts so you can join."she said as she spread her legs apart. My head made this suction sound and I feel face first. "Thanks alot."I said gagging. "What not enough pain?"she says as she slammed her hand on the back of my neck. She followed with a painful bodyscissors.

I tugged and pulled at her but it was pretty fucking useless. I felt my ribs bend under her pressure. My breath was lost. I tapped and banged on the floor for her to stop. She did this anaconda like scissors grip. She would squeeze half strength then let go she would squeeze full and let go. I crawled my way to the gym. "I'll get that bitch back if its the last thing I do."I mumbled. She came in the gym. "What are you looking at?!" she said. After a day of laughter I went home. Through the town I saw a gag store. "Boom-boom pills?"I said with a devilish smile. The next day I walked through the door and the woman taunted me with a biceps flex.

I smiled at her and walked through the door. She walked in the gym later to start her workout. She took to swallows of her protein drink and worked out like a madman. When she had her back turned I must've slipped over half a bottle of boom-boom pills in her drink. After her sweaty workout she guzzled the whole bottle down. It dawned on me. Her protein drink mixed with those boom-boom pills would had astronomical effects or should I say GAStronomical effects. She bent down and worked on her triceps and Brrppppttt..plup...plup..plup..BRAPPPPTTTTTTT.

Every head must've turned when she did that. I laughed my ass off as she farted hers. When she finished she pulled a flex and her muscles looked chiselled I was almost attracted to her until....BRAPPP

She went in the locker room and in five minutes the whole locker was clear. She walked out and went to another room. I had to see this. I moved through the crowd and saw another muscle broad squaring off against her. "Remember the deal?"she said to her opponent. She closedlined her and Jan went for a standing head scissors.m

Jan fell down and choked her some more.

Her opponent escaped that and she put Jan in a standing headscissors. She lifted Jan and was about to powerbomb her then Jan farted in her face. "YOU BITCH!"

She slammed Jan flat on her face. She jumped on Jan and pulled her in a Boston crab.

"YOU FARTED IN MY FACE!!"she screamed. She twisted Jan and choked her with her legs.

"I give. I give!"Jan screamed her submission.
"Maybe that'll teach you too, you gassy bitch!"she said to Jan's humiliated face.

I walked up to Jan laughing too hard. I could barely get the words out. "Stop laughing CHUMP!"Jan screamed. "You know the reasons why you've been farting is because I slipped some pills in your drink."I said laughing. "You jerk! You did this to me! I lost 1,000 dollars from that match!"Jan said to me.

She grabbed me and I was up in the air seven feet. While up in the air she farted, then she smiled. "You caused it, you deal with it."

She had me tripped in her gas cannon and locked in her thighs. I was stuck goo. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. "I feel like 3 tons with this gas." She shoved my face in her crotch and held he there with her muscles worked up. "UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH!!" She strained and grunted and produced a sonic boom of a fart and it seemed to go on forever.

By the time she finished farting she was exhausted. That fart took alot out of her. It took alot out of me. "I'm not done yet wimp. As soon as I rested."Jan threatened. I would moved but I'm to groggy.
As I thought started out to be bad turned out to be worst as Jan's muscular ass descended upon my beaten face. "Little twerp, you're getting exactly what you deserve. Giving me pills to fart?!! And making me lose the math. Your lucky to be alive."She said as her sphincter cannon kept on firing gas rounds at point blank range.

I can't believe that damn fiber drink and boom-boom pills made the perfect gas chamber. And this gassy Amazon is too pissed to ease up on me. She maneuvered her self and picked me up by the throat. She slammed me against the wall. I was too stunned to realize I was staggering towards her. I lost balance and feel in her pecs. She grabbed her wrists and shoved me in deeper. Then she flexed her biceps and ground my skull.

I was suffering from lack of air. She let go and I dropped to my knees. Her legs quickly latched on to my skull. She crushed and she farted on the back of my head. The vibrations on the back of my head with the squeezing gave me a headache like you wouldn't believe.

I was to relieved but not long enough though. A kick to the ribs sent me flying into the wall. My eyes came to focus and once again Jan's ass descended onto my beaten face.

"That match almost cost me my pride in my strength."she said as she flexed and farted at the same time. She looked proudly at her biceps. I heard a knock on the door. "Hey Jan I was wonder....What is going on."a female voice said. "Wait, is that the new guy Sherman?"she said. "Yep."Jan answered. "Hey Jan another voice cried."Smile for the birdie." All I heard was a camera flash and Jan's rectal fire.

"We can hardly take it, poor Sherman." "I don't know how long it will last but as long as it will be here he's taking it...unnnghh"brrrrrrpppatttssss"ahhhhhh..all!"Jan said. "I have some gas but not as much as you can I try?" Go ahead." The next tormentress settled on my face. I kicked and bucked but no avail. She brabbed my legs which added more weight and settled more. I could hear her concentrate.

An SBD slithered out and man was this one foul. I bit her in desperation to get her off. Jan stopped me and locked her legs on my neck and crushed without mercy. "That is a good friend of MINE!"and with mine she increased what I thought was full power.

She let go and tossed me to her friend who repeated her process. I felt my hat size moved up two inches. I think my skull touched my brain and got squished a little.

"I'm sorry!!!"I screamed in hopes that she isn't cruel. "Kiss and make up."She told me as she let go. She lowered her musclebutt to my face and told me to "Start kissin'." I kissed it once. But that wasn't enough for her. "You two need to get more acquainted." She smothered my face with her ass.

I kept on kissing and she kept on farting. Maybe she'll show some mercy.