Tilt-a-Toilet
by Slave Fart

The Tilt-A-Whirl at the state fair was always my least favorite ride, but my friend Steve insisted it would be awesome. The seats were actually a little weird this year, sitting a bowl type of object and there was a large block behind us. It sort of looked like a weird toilet.

There were only three of the seats, and it ended up with me and two strangers who were also being talked into the ride by friends. The three that weren't strapped down looked up after we were buckled in and shouted in unison, "THANK YOU, GODDESS!!! WE'VE DONE AS YOU'VE ASKED!"

They all three ran out and we were stuck. The ride jolted to life and I tugged at my belt... What the hell was going on?!

There was a light that came from the ceiling, which was only a few feet overhead. We heard a voice boom through the speakers...

"Hello, toilets! you'll notice that escape is impossible and that your friends have led you to a very special place... Under My ass!!!"

She held the microphone to Her asshole and ripped one so loud it must have busted a speaker! The ride was super slow to pick up any kind of speed, but slowly, we each made our way underneath the ass that perched above. We were all looking at it as we rotated under the hole.

She farted again while one of the other guys was underneath her. He screamed about the smell, but then my seat passed through her gas cloud and I knew exactly why he was yelling. Her fart smelled like rotting shit.

She laughed and I saw a turd begin to emerge from her anus while I was underneath her. It began to grow.

The guy behind me was underneath when it was a foot long. She was holding it, letting it grow.

Three feet when the guy in front of me was underneath. Dear god, just let it break off when our seats are between her... Please...

I saw his seat pass and then Her turd started to really come into it's own. It was maybe five feet from the top and She let it loose... My face smacked right into her turd with an open mouth and she released it onto my head. Her entire turd was inside my bowl, She just shit a five foot turd right onto me... But then... Then it got messy.

"Let's kick it up a notch," she screamed into the mic.

The speed picked up, and now I couldn't see much, but She started to do something super human... She started to shit so much that it was constant. Literally every time I passed by I was getting smacked in the face with shit. She was dumping more out of her anus than I'd ever thought possible. It was everywhere, too. The seats spinning were also whipping Her shit all over the walls... it was a nightmare.

Finally, after three minutes of pure shitting and spinning, the ride started to slow down. I was noticing that Her anus was now releasing only when our bowls were underneath her, but we were too dizzy to move out of the way. The seats moved slowly, still, slowing to a crawl. The person behind me groaned as She unleashed a plop of a turd that smacked onto his face. A lot got in his mouth and that was when I realized i should try escaping. I struggled at my belt when the guy in front of me came underneath her asshole.

He was begging, "Please. Please don't shit on me! Please just let me..."

She didn't speak with her words, but a rain of speckled shit was forced out by three large farts. Then she grunted and nothing came. He started laughing and everything was slowing... But his bowl moved from underneath and mine started to come into view.

We finally stopped when my bowl was directly underneath her.

"Ahhh... Well looks like you're the winner, huh hon? You're going to really need to be closer to enjoy this."

The weird tilt-a-whirl car moved up and the hydraulics hummed as i was moved into place. Now i was mere inches from this monster's anus.

She farted and it seemed to blow into my face, then the cloud just kind of hung around my face...

"Well... looks like you're about to really get a fair 'treat', huh? It's elephant ears, hot dogs, and oh yeah! Milk shakes! They give me really bad gas. But you knew that... Now... OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!"

She laughed and as her asshole started to dilate, I was trying to tell her to fuck off, but instead of insulting her, she laid the ultimate insult on me. She took a shit right in my mouth. The turd was monstrous and erupted straight from Her asshole and piled immediately onto my face. She farted again and a turd rushed towards my mouth. This time, there was a rush of liquidy type of her shit that just piled around my head and got into my nose.

She sat above me, gloating, "That's right. I just took a dump. I just took a shit on your face. You know what you're going to do, boy? Tomorrow, you're going to bring someone else right here, right to this ride. And you're going to tell him it's fun and exciting. And if you don't bring someone new, then you're going to come back and you're going to eat my shit. That's right. If you're not going to get someone else to eat my shit, then you're going to."

The toilet machine lowered and the harness and straps went slack. I was free. The hole in the ceiling went black and i stood up. I knew I'd have to bring someone new tomorrow, so I thought about my younger brother.

The door opened and i stumbled outside, her shit all over my face. I really stunk.

I heard the people inside complain of the stink, and then i heard the door on top open... They were in for a real shitty ride...