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Introduction

“Ahhhh you like that you stupid little bitch? Huh?” she asked while looking over her shoulder and down her sweaty back! If you hadn’t seen from the beginning you might not even realize there was a human head hidden underneath her massive shiny globe like ass cheeks!

“Mmhpp hmppppp” came a muffled plea from under her!

“Awwwwww, to smelly for you?” She asked with a smile while leaning forward just a bit.

She reached back, her fingers digging into the fat on each ass cheek as she slowly spread them! Her greasy puckered anus was pressed right to the man’s nose as a blast of gas began to release! The walls of her sphincter tightened and then spread as a monstrous roar began to roll out like thunder! The man’s nostrils flailed as his eyes went red, the pure methane filling his body! As soon as the expulsion ended she sat back heavily and let her ass cheeks flop back into position!

BRRRFTTT

Another wet fart sprayed from between her fat ass cheeks as Brian Moaned loud! His dick began spurting cum up like a small fountain, covering his dick and balls in the sticky fluid!
The bedroom door opened quick and Brian quickly threw his button up work shirt over his cum covered dick and paused the video.

“Hey hunny, are you still okay for that dinner party tonight? I totally forgot until now, we’re going to David and Janices!” Brian’s wife reminded him while standing at the bedroom door with a laundry basket in her hands!

“Are you ok hunny, your all red!” she said as she dropped the basket and began approaching her husband!
Brian sat up straight and slammed his laptop closed, his heart racing. His wife approached and put her hand to his forehead in a caring manner.

“Oh my god, your breaking into a sweat! Are you sure your okay to work today?” she asked in a concerned manner!

Brian moved back a bit pulling away and smiling.

“I’m fine dear, sorry, just been a rough morning”

His wife smiled and said nothing as she left the room leaving him to get ready for work. Brian watched her leave, she had an amazing ass for a woman her age! His wife had long wavy brown hair and dark almond shaped eyes with slightly tanned skin. She was half white half asian and a bombshell. The only thing he regretted was not being more honest with her from the beginning of their marriage. He wanted so badly to be under her ass and to be her slave, but they were pushing 50 now and his exciting sex days were behind him. He opened his laptop again and took a lasting peek at the blonde fart goddess from the pornhub video. She was so curvy, amazingly thick, and her gas! He could practically smell it through his computer screen! She had the cutest tattoo on her left shoulder of a butterfly on a leaf getting ready to fly! He imagined himself laying down and her coming to sit on top of him, slowly he began to get hard again. He had to shake the thoughts out of his head before closing his laptop and getting ready for work!

“I spent the last 5 years working as a receptionist for Mcmasman and Sellers Lawfirm and I learned a lot at the position but i think it was time for a change.” The Woman said a bit nervously as she fiddled with her spare resumes.

“Thanks for your time, we will call you when we make a final decision” Brian’s business partner and best friend, David, Said politely as he reached out to shake the woman’s hand.

“I can provide references today too!” She said a bit desperately

“Sure, just send them to our email thanks for coming” Dave said while he stood up to walk the woman to the door, she needed a bit of encouragement to leave and was definitely not being hired!
Dave came back in and sat back down at the desk beside Brian.

“You okay, you seem a bit distracted today!?” he asked in a friendly manner!

“Yea just got some stuff on my mind”

“What did you think of that one?” Dave asked

“Think of what?”

“The woman…. We just interviewed? For the receptionist position?” he asked in a bit of a confused tone, not knowing what was wrong with his friend!

“Oh, yea… she was fine i guess, a bit old? Don’t you think?”
Dave laughed

“Yea i was thinking the same thing, let’s get something nice to look at around here right?” he winked and nudged his friends arm

“I’m gonna grab a coffee, you want one?”

“Yea sure!” Brian said while leaning back in his desk chair, he was falling half asleep!
David opened the office door and when he did, almost fell off his feet for shock. There was a young woman sitting in the waiting room with a resume, and she was drop dead gorgeous! Long brown hair! Piercing eyes with sharp and sexy features! She had on a blouse and a very short blue skirt that wrapped her thin, toned body and ended just above her thighs, showing her stockings that ran smoothly down her legs to her perfect dark blue stiletto pointy heels. She sat with one leg over the other and her foot tapping in the air slowly.
David looked back at Brian and mouthed the words “ oh my god” before turning back and very politely introducing himself.

“David, nice to meet you, and you are?”

“Veronica” she said in a friendly tone before standing to shake his hand!

“You can head on in and have a seat with my partner Brian, i'm going to grab some coffees, would you like one?” he asked politely

“Oh, i would love one thank you!” she said while waiting for him to pass and then slowly entering the room. She sort of peeked around the door-frame and inside before slowly walking in and introducing herself.

“It’s nice to meet you Veronica, im Brian, have a seat,” he said while motioning to the chair across from his desk.
She looked confident, dominant, a true goddess, but her actions and movements gave away her true nature. She was nervous, scared, and unsure of herself. The way she looked around nervously started to make Brian a bit uneasy.

“You can relax, really, there’s no reason to be stressed”

She smiled and looked down, Brian peeked forward a bit and saw she was reading off her resume, refreshing herself, not a good sign. David walked back in with the coffees and set them down on the desk before taking a seat beside Brian across from her.

“So Tell us a bit about yourself”

Chapter 1 - The Interviews

“So after I left my job as a makeup sales woman i took a trip around Europe, just to get my mind straight! I went to Spain, and Greece! It was amazing! And then I got home just two weeks ago so i’ve been looking for work”

“So you don’t have any experience as a receptionist?” Brian asked

“Uhmm, well no, but i'm sure i could easily to the job, im organized and quick on my feet!”

Brian began gazing down her toned legs to her long thin feet encased in those sexy stilettos. He began to drift from the conversation as he imagined taking the shoe off, slowly lifting her thin leg and pressing his face to her warm sole! It was probably moist and sweaty.

“Brian? Brian?” Dave nudged him as he snapped back to reality

“You have any other questions for her?”

“Oh.. ummm no i'm okay”

“Me too, well that was great Veronica, we are going to make our decision by the end of the day today so we will let you know!” David smiled and got up to walk her out!
As he came back to the office he began motioning himself jerking off as a joke as both guys laughed!

“MY GOD, she is gorgeous! I think she’s the one!” David said with a smile!

“She has no experience!” Brian interjected!

“Who cares, she's beautiful, we need some eye candy around here! I have to take off, I have a client to go meet, can you finish up here? We still have 1 more interview left, but just humor them, Veronica is our choice!” Dave said while putting on his suit jacket

“Yea i got it, i’ll humor them for a bit and then politely let them go!” Brian laughed as he reached over and took a sip of his coffee.

“Great, see ya!” Dave said as he rushed out the front door, probably trying to catch up to veronica in the parking lot.

The office was dead silent now, Brian was all alone. He looked around for a moment before getting up and moving over to the chair Veronica was sitting in. the seat was cushioned padding with foam and still had a slight indent from her ass on it. He got down to his knees, blushing and feeling ashamed already, but he was alone so it was fine. Slowly he pressed his nose to the center of the seat and took a slight sniff! He had to pull back a bit from the overwhelmingly shitty aroma, it was a mix of strawberry perfume and then pure rank shit. Brian moaned a bit as he pushed his nose into the material and sniffed deep, it was so smelly and potent, he almost choked!

Someone in the waiting room cleared their throat as Brian popped to his feet, He barely got up just in time as the next applicant looked over!! Brian caught a glimpse of her and tripped backwards, falling into his desk and knocking over his coffee!

“Shit” he muttered as he spun and began wiping up the spilled coffee with napkins!

His heart was racing, was this actually happening, he was getting old, his eyes must be going now too! He gathered the coffee filled napkins and dumped them in the trash before looking over his shoulder! He looked her up and down from the corner of his eye.. That Tattoo! The butterfly! It was her! But how! How could this be real!

Brian walked out and introduced Himself

“Hello I must be here for the interview,” he said while holding out his hand and immediately blushing

“I mean, YOU must be here for the interview, sorry, i'm half asleep tonight! I mean today, sorry!” he apologized again to the young woman as she smirked and got up without shaking his hand. She walked past him and into the office taking a seat across from the desk.

Brian watched as she entered his office, it was like a dream. She had long blonde hair that ended in her mid back. Large green eyes and a but of an upwards pointing nose! Her lips were puffy and full, and piercing red! She had an amazing body, thin and toned everywhere except her thighs and ass! Both were enormous! Impossible not to look at! She had on a white blouse and a pair of dark beige business slacks that gripped under each ass cheek, showing her butt wobble as she slowly walked!

He walked behind her and took a seat at his desk.

“My Name is Brian, it’s uhm, nice to meet you Miss” He said in a shy tone

“Paisley” She said very dominantly before sliding her resume across the desk.

Brian took i and looked over it, the top had all her personal information followed by her work history, and it was a mess! She was changing jobs every few months and constantly being let go, fired, given pay leave, it was crazy.

“So why did you leave your last job” Brian asked

“His wife filed a lawsuit, and a restraining order, so I have to find a new job… AGAIN.”

“May i ask what happened”

“You may not” she said in a dominant tone

“The court case is still ongoing, so im not supposed to speak about it”

Brian’s thoughts were racing, he didn’t know what to ask next…

“Decaf, with a bit of milk!” she said with a smile

“I'm sorry?” Brian asked a bit confused

“That’s how I take my coffee, I'd like one, go get it!” she said with a smile but also with a demanding tone

Brian waited for a moment, trying to figure out what was happening, did she actually just demand a drink from him like a waiter during her interview!

“Are you going to stare at me all day like a pervert or are you going to get my drink?” she asked

“Im sorry, i’ll be right back” Brian rushed out to get the coffee

As he was walking down the hall to the kitchen area he heard her say loudly

“DON’T BE SORRY, JUST BE BETTER!”

Brian adjusted his dick as he made the two coffees, this couldn’t be real, maybe this was a practical joke? Or a setup from his wife? Did she find his porn stash? What was going on? He walked back into the office carefully balancing the two coffees. As soon as he walked in it was like being hit by a wave of fumes, like walking into the rainforest, the room was so heavy and dank, moist and terribly shitty. He almost choked and spilled the coffee. He walked around the desk and set the coffee in front of her. She didn’t say thank you.

Brian adjusted his dick, the smell. My god, it was unreal, his entire office reeked like a toilet.

So Paisley, what sort of relevant experience do you have that you feel would benefit you in this position?” Brian asked

“Well, im naturally dominant, so i'm great at ordering others around. I can keep the unwanted calls and clients away so you and your partner have time to focus on the real work!” she smiled and leaned to the side a bit as a very loud and airy hissing sound escaped from her backside. It sounded like a pipe had cracked and there was a pressure leak, it was intensely loud and the room immediately filled with the horrible stink of her shit! It was so sour and made the room so moist! He had to pinch his throat a bit to stop from gagging in her face!

“Sorry, I have a few stomach issues, IBS and im lactose intolerant, but it doesn’t give me stomach aches, just horrible gas! And because of Bill35.C if you choose not to hire me because of that, I can sure for Disability Discrimination!” she said in an angry and accusing tone!

Brian backed up a bit holding up his hands

“We would never discriminate Miss, i swear”

She smiled and reached forward taking a sip of her coffee before standing up.

“Perfect, so i will see you monday then?” she said while walking out! Brian watched her big ass sway left and right as she left

“Hey wait” he chased her around into the waiting room.

She stopped to look back at him with an annoyed stare.

“I never told you what time to be here for? Be in at 9am” Brian said while trying to assert a bit of dominance.

She looked annoyed as she turned and left without saying a word. As soon as she left he ran back to the office and practically dropped to his knees, letting his face crash into the padded chair she was sitting in! The seat was burning warm and reeked like fresh shit. He sniffed deep and choked a bit, it literally smelled worse than a toilet. There was eggy smell and bitter sour odors mixed with her feces! His head was spinning as he reached down and began stroking his dick in his pants! This was unreal, a dream!

“I forgot my purse” Brian jumped up and saw Paisley standing above him with a smile on her face. She took her purse from the desk and then began walking out, her ass swaying. She turned and looked back to Brian who was blushing and stunned with his hand still in his pants.

“I’ll be in at noon” Paisley said before walking out.

Chapter 2 - The First Day

Brian hardly slept for a second that night. When morning came around he was wide awake and his heart racing. As soon as his wife was fast asleep he slipped quietly into his home office, pulled out his laptop and played the same video from the day before. Slowly he inspected her body from head to toe, her curves, her blemishes, and that tattoo. How was this possible and why was she looking for a low paying receptionist job! None of this made any sense! His thoughts were interrupted by a wet fart in the video!

PRRTTT SPRT

The poor soul under her ass began to buck and shake, trying to throw her off as she gripped his head with her thighs and rode him like a horse! He could still smell the fumes from her ass on the chair from earlier that day, it was burned into the hairs in his nose! How could such a pretty young thing create such horrible gas!

“BRIAN? BRIAN?” He woke up sitting in his office chair and the video still paused as his wife walked around calling out his name!
He sat up straight and put his dick away just before she walked in!

“Oh there you are! I thought you left for work early!”

“No just checking some emails, I might be late tonight, I have a meeting after work!” Brian said, lying, but anticipating he might want some time alone in the office after.

“Oh ok, call me when your on your way home!” she said with a smile before disappearing back to the bedroom to get dressed.

Brian took a deep breath as the elevator doors opened, he walked to his office door and walked in, expecting to see Paisley, but the office was empty. Suddenly he heard David’s voice from down the hall!

“HEY BRIAN, WHERES VERONICA?” he shouted as he walked around the corner, a coffee in hand and half a bagel in his mouth!

“Oh…. she uh, I actually decided to go with another hire”

“Oh?” David said surprised

Brian smiled and winked

“Trust me!”

Dave laughed a little

‘“So where is she?”

“Oh she said she would be in around noon, she had an appointment today”

“Hmm not a great way to start a new job haha, she must be really stunning then!” Dave laughed as he walked back to his office to finish his breakfast!

Brian walked into his office and sat down at his desk, booting up his computer. He had a ton of emails, it was going to be a long morning!

11:30am

It was a quiet morning, not many clients came in so both Brian and David worked alone in their offices. Brian went out to the hallway to refill his coffee just as the front door opened! Paisley was there! Her hands full of shopping bags! She looked gorgeous! She had on a tight white button up shirt and a pair of very tight legging material business slacks.

“Goodmorning Paisley” Brian said politely but she didn’t respond

“Here” she said while holding out the bags and practically dropping them into his hands, he had to throw his coffee on the counter to catch all her things!

“When am I going to get a company card?” she asked very abruptly

“A what?” Brian asked

“A company credit card??? Ugh, whatever, we can talk about it later, for now, here’s my receipts from the morning, I figured you would want me looking in tip top shape for your front desk, and it doesn’t come cheap!”

Brian looked down at the receipts, he could already see from the first few it would be well over $1000 and he hadn’t even seen the rest!

“Uhmm.. Paisely” Brian was about to interject when David came in!

“Wow, i mean, Brian told me you were beautiful but he didn’t prepare me for this!” David said in a flirty tone as Paisley pulled a 180

She blushed and seemed so innocent as she smiled and reached out to shake his hand.

“It’s so nice to meet you sir, thank you for giving me a chance at this job! Things have been so tough lately!”

“Oh not a problem! It will be great to have a nice young presence around the office!”

Paisley laughed and then went to the desk to begin arranging her things. She bent over very slowly to put her things beside the desk on the floor and both David and Brian had their eyes glued to her ass! As she bent down each cheek bubbled out and popped out like balloons! Her pants dug so deep into her fat defined ass crack, it seemed never ending! David reached out and began tapping
Brian while raising his eyebrows and smiling!

She looked back as both men looked away and pretended to be chatting. David pushed Brian into his office quickly!

“Wow, you made a good choice!” he said while fanning his flushed face!

“I was gonna say, maybe we should get someone more professional?” Brian suggested

“ARE YOU KIDDING, with an ass like that, i will be dying to come to work! We have to keep her!”

Before Brian could respond David headed back out to the front desk

“If you need anything at all, come see me in my office Paisley, and again, it’s great to meet you!

Brian sighed a little, he had dug himself a little bit of a hole, hopefully he could get out…

1:00pm

Brian went over the receipts before lunch and her shopping spree totaled at $4,354.23. It was outrageous but he could pull it from there spare cash fund for the time being, then slowly replace it from his bank account so his wife didn’t get suspicious.

Brian was sitting at his desk, finishing his lunch, every moment he could he would lean to the side and peek into the front waiting room. He could just see Paisley’s feet in her sexy heels but that was enough! He looked down and took another bite of his wife’s three day old lasagna, forcing it down as Paisley appeared as his office door.

“Napkins” she said in a rude tone

“I'm sorry?” Brian asked

“Where ARE THE NAPKINS” she said in a bratty tone!

“In the kitchen” Brian said while sinking down in his chair

“Good, bring me some” she said rudely while walking back to her desk, he could hear her muttering to herself about him “ i swear to god, some people, would it really hurt you to learn some fucking manners!”

Brian went to the kitchen and grabbed a stack of napkins and then brought them to the desk. Paisley was eating a big caesar salad with a ton of ranch dressing, he could smell it from across the room. He got closer and saw it was packed full of peppers, eggs, asparagus and other vegetables chopped up into it, and mixed with bacon!

“Here you are” he set the stack of napkins down

Paisley looked at it with disgust…

“Do i look like a fucking animal to you! I only need one! Take the rest back” she demanded!
Brian brought the napkins back and David passed him in the hall! He winked to him and then went straight to Paisley’s desk! Her attitude was totally different with him! He felt a bit jealous listening to them chat! David was showing her some pictures on his phone and bragging while trying to impress her!

“OH MY GOD, IS THAT YOUR CAR” she said in a shocked tone!

“Haha yea! I have three sports cars at home, it’s sorta my hobby! You could come for a ride some time!”

“Really! I LOVE… fast cars…”

Things went a bit silent and Brian walked back from the kitchen to his office. He turned and saw Paisley whispering something to David, his face was pale as a ghost!

“Uhmm, yes! I mean yes! That would be great!” he stumbled a bit and walked quickly back to his office!
Brian watched, a bit confused, what did she say?

2:00pm

Paisley walked right into Brian’s office while he was on the phone with a client. He looked up as she strode over to the side of his desk and handed him a few papers that had just faxed through. He took them and silently thanked her while still talking on the phone

“Uh huh…. Yea… wednesday at 3pm we can meet and discuss”

Paisley watched for a moment as Brian looked up to her, what was she waiting for?

She turned and knocked a few things off his desk, then slowly turned and bent over to pick them up. Her ass popped out, inches from his face as he let the phone drift from his ear slightly, he wasn't even listening to the client anymore. He watched her ass drift closer and closer, it was so large and round.

BRRRFTTBRRRFRTT BRRRTTTTTTTTTT

An Unbelievably long fart roared from her asshole and splashed against the material of her pants, soaking through them and then wafting all around Brian’s face! He had a fart fetish all his life but never truly indulged. He had tried so so so many times to set up dates with prostitutes but they could only ever get out a tiny little squeak! This was a monster! It was what he imagined truckers farts to be like! The air was so hot and heavy, he immediately felt light headed from the eggy fumes!

“What was that?” the client on the phone asked but he didn’t respond

Brian took a deep sniff but half way through began choking horribly. It was so sharp and pungent, he could barely process it. The eggy smell drifted throughout his office and created a hotbox of gas that was not safe for any human! Paisley smiled and stood up straight, leaving the papers on the ground and strolling out of his office!

The client on the phone hung up because he hadn’t answered for over 3 minutes, but didn’t care, this was unreal… after a few moments he caught his breath and David came in to drop off a file!

“Whew… hey man, go drop bombs like that in the hall! I don’t wanna scare Paisley away!” David said in a truly concerned manner!

“I need some air!” Brian said with a blushing face as he rushed out of the office! Paisley watched a bit concerned as he went running out!

Brian ran down the hallway of the large building their office was in and to the public bathrooms. He quickly checked under each stall to make sure it was empty and then threw himself inside! He grabbed his dick and began jerking off! He came within seconds! He was already leaking cum before he started! He had never been so turned on in his entire life! He felt a little bit guilty, even though he hadn’t touched another woman. He had always looked at porn, but never been so close to someone, like Paisley.

He took 20 minutes outside to smoke a cigarette and calm down before coming back to work. When he walked in Paisley wasn’t at her desk, the office was quiet. He walked around the corner into his personal office and almost jumped when he saw Paisley sitting at his desk and smiling.

“Well well well… that do we have here…”

Bfrrrtttttttt

A very low rolling rumble came from beneath her ass on his chair.

“Have a seat” she motioned the the chair across his desk, Brian sat down, what did she have planned!

“Do you want to tell me what this is?” she said while turning around his laptop to show the video of her facesitting and farting.

Brian tried to play stupid…

“Is ...is that.. You?”

She started to laugh!

“Your a terrible actor Brian, this was in your search history! How invasive! I mean, you hire a nice young girl, and then abuse her personal space by masturbating to her online videos! That’s sick Brian, even sicker than your gross fantasies!”

“Paisley please… i”

“YOU, don't get to talk, not right now at least!” she said while getting up and walking around the desk to stand by the side of his chair!

“Oh Brian, Brian, Brian, I had a feeling about you, and i was spot on. From now on, things around here are going to change! Awee! Don’t shake, it’s for the better, trust me!”

Brian was trembling as she ran her fingers down the side of his head and gripped his shoulder

“From now on, your going to do what I say, when I say it, or David, your wife, your children, and all your clients will find out about what you like to watch girls do in your private time!”

“Please Paisley don’t” Brian turned to face her but realized only then her massive ass was practically sitting on his shoulder!

She leaned forward sticking out her ass as his nose sank into the soft fabric crack between her cheeks. It stunk so heavy and badly! The farts had permeated into the pants, they were definitely ruined!

BRRRFT BRRTTT SPPRRTBBR SPRT!

A massive blast of eggy gas rolled from Paisley’s asshole as she giggled and laughed! Her cheeks jiggled around on Brian’s face as the gas shot down his nose! He could feel the burning pinching pain all the way down into his lungs! It was like nothing he had ever experienced and not what like he imagined this would be like at all! It hurt! The smell came next, the shitty eggy odor! It was horrible and everytime he gagged it only got worse! He fell to the ground, choking on his own breath while Paisley laughed!

“Aweee, it only gets better from here Brian, this is only the beginning!” she laughed and walked out but stopped at the front door!

Brian looked up to her…

BRRRFT BRRTTT SPPRRTBBR SPRT!

She let another fart loose and then covered her mouth with one hand!

“Haha oops! Where’s the bathroom”

“Down the…. The… hall” Brian could barely speak, his office was hotboxed with farts!

“Good, let’s just keep this closed for now!”
Paisley laughed as she closed his office door and then walked away

Chapter 3 - Boiled Eggs And Broccoli

Brian woke up in a deep sweat, it was early in the morning and his house was quiet! He rubbed the back of his hand over his nose and sniffed in and out, clearing his nostrils, he could still smell the burning odor of Paisley’s gas. He turned to the left and checked, seeing his wife was sleeping soundly, then reached into his pants.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“Ugh” Brian woke up and hit his alarm clock. He sat up and rubbed his eyes, across the room he could see the door to the bathroom was open a crack and the shower was on. He slipped out of bed and walked to the bedroom door to head downstairs and make some coffee. As soon as he opened it he could hear the blaring screams of his two teenage daughters fighting over god knows what!

“Every morning with this shit!” he said to himself while walking downstairs!

Brian leaned against the kitchen counter, resting and taking a deep breath, blowing on the cup before sipping the burning hot beverage! As soon as it hit his lips his cell phone buzzed, he jumped and spilled some hot coffee on the floor!

“Shit” he muttered, cleaning it up quick with paper towel before checking his phone.

It was a message from an unknown number.

Stop at starbucks on your way to work. I would like a grande frape cappuccino, extra cinnamon! A ham and cheese croissant, a chocolate croissant, and a dozen cake pops! Assorted!
-Paisley

Brian instantly began to feel nervous again, his chest was tight, his heart beat faster, and his dick was rock hard! He should fire this girl right away! He had to get rid of her! Sooner or later things would escalate, but she already had so much dirt on him! The only way would be if he came out to his wife, and friends about his fetishes….. He began to blush and put his coffee mug down so hard he almost broke it!

“Good Morning Darling” His wife said with a smile as she walked in, grabbing a mug and filling it with coffee!

“The girls are at it again!” He said before clearing his throat

“What else is new? Go get showered, i’ll start on breakfast!”

9:00am

Brian pulled into the office parking lot and looking over to his passenger seat. The order Paisley had given him came to almost $100, well $93 to be exact but it was still outrageous for breakfast for one woman. Brian was by no means poor but he wasn’t rich either, i mean they lived well but money doesn't grow on trees! If things kept up like this, Paisley would clean him out in no time!
He got out of the car and then hooked his briefcase over his wrist so he could carry all her food and drinks! It took him 10 minutes to get upstairs while balancing everything. He backed into the office using his ass to open the door, then turned to face the reception desk, it was empty, Paisley wasn’t in yet.

“Pftt, Late, as usual” He muttered to himself

“What was that?” he heard Paisley’s voice from right behind him! Brian jumped and dropped the coffee on the floor!

“Shit! You scared the crap out of me!” Brian put the food down on the reception desk and then held his chest! Paisley was sitting in one of the clients waiting chairs as she read a magazine!

“What was that you said?” she asked with a pissed off look

“What?”

“Pfft, late as usual… I believe it was, right? Are you intentionally trying to piss me off! Do you not remember our little conversation earlier!”

“I do” Paisley cut him off and began speaking loud enough for David to hear from his office!

“Number 1, your late! Not me! Number 2, lose the attitude and then clean the coffee off the floor! Number three, go get me a new coffee… and try not to shit the bed this time! It’s not that hard Brian, it’s a coffee order!” she walked around him to her desk and began eating her croissant!

“What the fuck are you standing here for?? GO!”

Brian rushed out!

As he got out of the elevator his phone buzzed, it was a text from Dave.

So when’s the honeymoon?

Brian got back 13 minutes later, luckily there was a starbucks close to the office and the line was very short. He walked in and put the drink on the reception desk. Paisley was staring at her phone and texting while eating her second croissant, her face was covered in crumbs!

“Your welcome” Brian said with a hint of attitude!

Paisley too the coffee, taking a sip, completely ignoring his comment while she browsed some social media sites. Brian was about to walk away until Paisley cleared her throat very abruptly, clearly trying to get his attention. He turned back to face her and she looked him in the eye with a resting bitch face then down at the floor. Brian gazed down and she had one foot extended out, her high heels dangling from the freshly manicured toes!

“Kiss them” she said very naturally before continuing to eat and then beginning to text.

“Paisley… Dave is right there, he could come in at any moment!”

She didn’t respond, she laughed while looking at her phone and then ate some more!

“Paisley!?”

“WHAT?!” she snapped back!

“Shhh, i was saying … Dave could come in at any moment, i can’t kiss your feet here!” Brian said in a hushed tone

Paisley turned her computer screen towards Brian and then began texting again, the screen had an email set and ready to go! It had his wife and daughters emails, all his business associates in the CC and all his top clients. In the subject it said Brian’s kinky secret, and the file was a folder with 17 gigs inside of god knows what sort of incriminating stuff she had dug up! She lifted her manicured finger nail and began trailing it over the enter button, slowly pressing!

“NO!” Brian screamed a bit and jumped to his hands and knees.

Paisley laughed and kicked off her high heel, letting it land by his face as she wiggled her toes back and forth!

Brian almost jumped back, how was this possible! Paisley was perfect, a goddess in every way shape and form! The moment her high heel hit the floor, an unbelievable musty and cheesy aroma wafted past his face! He grimaced as he stared at her perfect smooth skin, her long slender feet and perfectly painted nails! How could they stink so bad?!

“I’ve had Bromodosis my entire life!” She said while not even looking up from her phone! She kicked off her other heel!

“You can’t see anything! Because it’s bacterial, but my feet always stink! Even after i shower! It’s the worst after my workouts!”

“Please Paisley, i have so much work to do, and David could come any minute!” Brian whispered!

“Then you better get kissing quick!” she smiled and took another sip of her extra large coffee!

Brian looked back towards the hall and then dipped down, pressing his lips to the top of Paisley’s foot! It smelled so strong! He was about to move back when she suddenly lifted her foot and pressed her smooth pink sole to his face! Her sole was warm and soft but smelled like she had just ran a marathon! He choked and gagged loud as he moved back and shook his head!

“EVERYTHING OK?” David yelled from his office!

Paisley laughed and covered her mouth as she reached up and pinched Brian’s nose with her big and second toe.

“YEAA, JUST, CHOKED ON MY COFFEE” Brian yelled back.

Paisley pointed down to her feet with a dominant look on her face! Brian blushed and began kissing her toes! She leaned back in her expensive reception chair and spread her toes, allowing Brian to get his nose between them! He could see little clumps of dirt and sock lint! She must have not showered since yesterday! The deep smell of vinegar and sweat was all around him, it was crazy, he was almost on the verge of passing out!

Suddenly he heard the steps of David behind him coming around the corner! Brian didn’t have time to stand, he scampered quickly underneath Paisley’s desk, cramped up by her feet! She slid her chair in a tiny bit and smiled as she sipped her coffee!

“Oh… where’s Brian?” David asked as he looked back to Brian’s office seeing it was empty!

“Hmm, I don't know, he just went running out of here? He’s so strange, isn't he?” Paisley said in a cute manner!

“To be honest, I think he has a crush on you!”

Paisley pushed her bare sole up to Brian’s face under her desk as she rested her other foot on his crotch heavily. Even though her feet stank like no other, the whole situation was turning him on. He started to get a rock hard erection and Paisley toyed with it squeezing his dick between her toes! She blushed and covered her mouth in surprise!

“Really? He does?”

“Haha yea, if he does anything inappropriate, you just let me know” David said while leaning on her desk.

Brian almost gagged from Dave’s cheap flirting attempt, let alone the cheesy toes squeezing his nose and wiping over his face!

Dave walked back to his office. As soon as he did Brian crawled out and wiped off his nose multiple times with his sleeve! Paisley was covering her mouth and giggling!

“This isn't’t funny!” Brian said in a hushed but angry tone!

“It’s sorta funny!”

Brian stormed back to his office and closed the door! He had to stop himself from slamming it! He checked the clock and saw it was almost 10. His first client would be here soon! It was a packed day!

11:00am

Brian leaned back in his office chair as he listened to the client on the phone! They had been referred to his firm so it was pretty much in the bag!

“We can absolutely help you out with this, our general consultation fee is $300. We can book you in this upcoming week if you’d like!”

His office door opened and Paisley popped in.

“Hey Brian, where’s the bathroom?” she asked in a slightly urgent and rushed tone!

Brian pushed the phone to his chest muffling the receiver.

“Down the hall to the left!” he pointed and waited for her to leave before picking up the call again.

“Sorry about that, so we can take you this Wednesday morning sometime if your available”

About 20 minutes passed, Brian was nose deep in a massive stack of paperwork when his door opened again, Paisley was there but she just leaned in poking her head in the door.

“Hey Brian?” She asked in a sweet tone.

Brian had to hold back his groan, not wanting to upset his new blackmailer.

“Yes Paisley?”

“Uhmm, i think your office toilet is like, broken? It’s all stuck!” she said in a ditzy girls voice!

“Ok, i’ll go take a look in a second” Brian said before looking back down to the paperwork.

“Thanks! I'm gonna go out for lunch! Be back soon!” she left and closed his door before he could answer.

Brian let out a groan and got up slowly. He opened his office door and began heading to the bathroom. As he moved down the hall he started to smell a thick heavy odor of shit. It was so heavy he could feel it in his eyes. He squinted as he reached the bathroom and slowly opened the door! It was a tiny small one person bathroom, just a single toilet and a sink with a mirror! As the door opened the smell almost knocked him off his feet! Brian moved back covering his nose with his suit jacket while choking and gagging! My god! What the fuck was this! He squinted and creeped into the bathroom, almost afraid to look into the bowl!

It was packed! He had never seen anything like it in his life! One single turd filled the bowl almost the width of a large loaf of french bread! It curled around the bowl and rested on a layer of liquid mush and blotted up toilet paper! There was no fucking way this would fit down the pipes! How the fuck did this thing come out of her! It wasn’t possible! Brian left the bathroom choking and gagging.

It took a few minutes until his head stopped spinning, the smell was wafting down into the reception room though, he had to clear this out quick! Brian moved into the small bathroom and closed the door. As soon as he did, he pulled up his dress shirt over his mouth and nose like a shield! He grabbed the plunger and mashed it into the toilet! It made a sick squelching noise like pushing a large stick into a deep puddle of mudd! He grimaced and began swishing the plunger around, breaking up the massive turd as he held back the urge to puke!

He reached forward and flushed the toilet, praying it would go down! The whole toilet shook as it backed up and filled to the brim with dark brown water, it was filled with clumps of shit and toilet paper! Brian slowly pushed the plunger back in! He jumped back as it overflowed and splashed feces and water onto his shoes and dress pants!

“Shit! He muttered to himself!

He began pumping the toilet, pushing hard and listening as the shit and paper was forced down the old buildings pipes! He kept pumping until it made a suction noise. He pulled up the plunger and all the brown and mess began swirling in a tornado as it sucked down the pipe! He set the plunger down and began washing his hands. He couldn’t help but notice his dick, it was rock hard. He knew he was turned on by farts, but not shit? This was gross, but… maybe it was the idea? Of someone like Paisley doing something so gross? He stopped thinking about it and whipped out his dick, jerking it over the toilet. He hadn’t been this hard in YEARS not since his teenage years! He moaned and then cupped his own mouth as he sniffed little bits at a time, taking in the smell of Paisleys shit fumes! He came in less than a minute, spraying cum over the toilet seat! He cleaned up quick and opened the bathroom door to head back to his office.

He almost jumped out of his skin when he opened the door. Paisley was standing right there facing him!

“I..i … I thought you were going out for lunch!?” Brian asked while his heart beat like crazy!

“I was! But i forgot my phone! Ooh there it is!” she pushed by him and grabbed a cellphone that was stuck under the sink!

“Oops, and I left it recording too! I'm sure there’s nothing interesting though right? Anyways! See you after lunch!”

Brian watched her go, her ass jiggling back and forth in her tight business slacks! She was going to ruin his entire life! Dave walked by with a bunch of faxes in his hand then fanned his nose!

“Geez, light a match Brian, we have a young lady working here now!”

1:00pm

Brian smiled and shook the couples hands as he walked them out of their office. Paisley had their coats and belongings ready for them as they were leaving. Despite all the blackmail and terrible smells she was actually a half decent receptionist. Brian went back to his desk and opened his email, looking through inbox and making sure he didn’t have any new inquiries.

Knock Knock

“Come in” Brian called out, expecting it to be Dave

The door opened and Paisley walked in!

“Hey Brian, could I use your computer quickly? I need to check my email and the one outside is rebooting!” she pouted a little bit and began walking towards the desk before he could even answer.

“Uhmm, sure i guess!” Brian said while rolling away from his desk a bit in his chair. He was about to get up when Paisley spun around and bent over, plopping her massive ass down right into his lap! The chair wheeled back as he grabbed the wall to stop them from tipping over.

Brian was blushing beyond belief as he leaned back, trying to keep her hair out of his face!

“This will just be a second” she said while grinding her hips back and forth on top of his dick!

Brian had to hold back a moan, her cheeks were so soft and warm. As she sat the fat pressed down and spread out over his dick as it pressed into her crack! She leaned forward towards the screen, resting her arms on the desk and pushing her ass out even more! Her slightly chubby ass crack was poking from her pants line!

“Ugh, I can never remember my password, does that happen to you? Like it’s always saved, so I can never remember them? Right?” she asked as Brian struggled to respond, his mouth wasn’t even working he was so nervous!

BRRRRFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTBFBRRRRTRBFBBRBRBRBBFBRBRBR

A roaring fart blew from between Paisley’s cheeks! Because they were so sweaty and pressed together so tight, it came out in an extremely loud, vibrating blasting fog horn of a noise! Brian was shocked! His legs and crotch felt like they had been put into a furnace, it was so hot! The smell quickly hit him and he wanted to die! Deep rotten boiled eggs and the worst broccoli farts you could possibly imagine! He began gagging and retching as Paisley wiggled her ass on his legs!

“It’s not that bad! Everyone farts you know!” she said in a teasing voice before letting out another tiny poot!

BRRRRT

She laughed and grinded her ass onto his dick!

“Ooooh, someones excited! Don’t try telling me you hate it!”

“Hmmmm what the hell is my password?” she began typing in a few more combinations to no avail

BFFRRRRTTBFRRRTTTTTTTTT

“Ugh… my stomach is killing me!” she groaned as another deep eggy fart left her fat cheeks! The smell was so rotten, his office was quickly becoming a sauna of her gas as he choked! He was actually getting light headed from this gorgeous girls gas!

“Oo got it!” she said as she logged in and began formatting an email. Brian was too distracted by her ass to even look at the screen. He kept sniffing in and out, his nose burning with the smell of her feces and anal fumes, but it was making him so horny!

“Hey! You! Look!” she leaned to the side to let him see the email she made up! It was again ready to send to his wife, daughters and all his business contacts.

Brian the Plumber jerks off to the smell of my shit!

Hey! This is a video of Brian, pleasuring himself after unclogging the toilet from one of my morning coffee dumps! Isn’t he gross?

It had an avi. Video file attached.

Brian read it and wanted to cry

“Why are you doing this?” he asked while holding back tears from stress

“Because I can” she said while standing up and pointing her huge ass directly at his face! It looked like her pants were about to explode wide open from the seam! She bent over a bit more pushing out her ass towards Brian’s face, he could feel the warmth and smell the leftover gas!

“Plunge your nose in! You know you want to!” she said in a devious tone!

Brian was sweating! He looked around her ass and through the door that the waiting room was empty! Looking back, he saw the face of his wife before shaking her from his mind! He thrust his face forward, pressing it to the tight material of her ass crack! It stunk like a fresh shit! He sniffed deep and moaned as she relaxed and blasted his face!

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

The gas hit him like a ton of bricks! The eggy rotten smell shot up his nose and right into his lungs, it felt like pins and needles! He collapsed back in his chair coughing and choking as the smell clouded around him like poison gas! Paisley laughed and shook her big ass back and forth, even in the tight business slacks it jiggled

She reached back as Brian gagged and shoved him down onto the floor with his head on the seat of his office chair! Before he could even react to her movements, she slammed down, smothering his face underneath her giant ass! Brian moaned! He was in heaven! It was like two massive pillows smothering his face! He had masturbated to her videos so many times! And now she was on his face! In his office!

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

Another fart blasted Brian’s nose, it was like being hit by a truck of gas! He choked as all the air left his body, his lungs shriveled and closed up as he struggled to breathe in! The smell, it was ungodly, his eyes watered and dripped with tears as he choked and heaved in her ass crack!

“Aweee, it’s not that bad! I haven't even taken off my pants! You know men usually pay for this sort of thing!” she said while lifting and quickly pulling down her slacks!

Her cheeks were so big and round! Perfectly tanned and just a bit pale! They wobbled like jello as she laughed and slammed down hard! Brian’s nose went straight into her ass crack, IT WAS SO WET AND SWEATY! Brian began bucking and trying to get free as she laughed and smother his nose with her wet sweaty anus!

“You know! If we’re gonna work together, you’ll have to get used to my bodily scents!”

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

Brian’s life flashed before his eyes as the gas traveled straight into his nose unfiltered by any fabric! He felt the vibrations as her wrinkled sweaty anus spread and released the torrent of fumes! She filled his lungs with gas as he choked into her fat cheeks! It felt like the gas was inside of his head, he could feel the burn on the back of his eyes!

HAHAHAHA

Paisley laughed on top of him, her anus opened and closed, practically sucking on his nose like a lollipop!

“You sound so cute when your sick with pleasure!”

The door to his office opened and Paisley sat up straight, a bit surprised by the sudden intrusion! Brian heard the door open and instantly blushed as red as a tomato under her fat bum! He held his breath, praying who ever it was wouldn’t see him!

“Whew, this office stinks, why are you working here Paisley, Brian has been gassing this place out all day!” David joked as Paisley laughed!

“I actually can’t smell anything!” she wiggled back and forth jiggling her ass on Brian’s face!

Dave dropped some papers on the desk.

“Where’s Brian, I need to talk to him about our meeting tonight! Go over strategies.”

“Hmmm I'm not sure” Paisley said with a smile

“He slipped out a while ago, but i'm sure he has his nose buried in some very important material!”

Brrrrfttt

A small squeaky fart left her anus as she clenched it tightly on Brian’s nose! He winced and had to hold back a gag as the burning hot eggy gas absorbed into his bloodstream from his lungs!

“What was that?” Dave asked?

Paisley shrugged her shoulders.

Brian was counting the seconds, he could hear David slowly leaving as Paisley’s greasy sweaty anus began quivering on the tip of his nose! It clenched closed as she pressed down tight onto his face, trying to use his nose as a cork!

Please! For the love of god! Just hold it Paisley! Brian said to himself.

Just as David reached the door..

BFFRRRRBFTTRRBFRRRBTTFRBRFFRRTTT SPRRTTT

Paisley released the longest and most foul fart yet! It sprayed into Brian’s nose like he was inhaling fumes from the tailpipe of a car! He felt his lungs deflate as his body began to shut down from the amount of methane he was taking in! David looked back with his jaw dropped as Paisley smiled and laughed! Giggling and fanning her nose throughout the excruciating fart!

It ended with a wet splatter that painted Brian’s nose in wet feces! He shuddered and began to gag as he felt the wet liquid seeping down his face and inside his nostrils! Paisley pushed down hard, smothering him under her fat sweaty cheeks and muffling his voice!

Dave, coming to the realization that all the farts and stink throughout the day had come from Paisley. He was shell shocked and speechless!

“When I see Brian, i’ll tell him you were looking for him! K?” Paisley said in a cute tone as she fanned her nose!

“Whew that stinks!” she said while laughing!

Dave backed out and quickly walked back to his office without a word!

Paisley slowly got to her feet, her massive ass jiggling above Brian’s pale and shit stained face!

“Whew, my legs are numb!” she laughed!

“Oh, by the way, David came by! And he dropped off some papers for you!” Paisley grabbed the documents and dropped them onto his shocked face then pulled up her pants!

“From now on your office is my fart closet! Do you know what that makes you?” she said with a smile!

Brian couldn’t even respond!

“THE JANITOR” she laughed and left, closing the door behind her...