The Halloween Party
by Slave Fart

There's some preamble again, so skip ahead to where it says HERE'S WHERE I EAT SHIT if you don't want the intro.

This story is true, too. Didn't have to change names since i was told it doesn't matter.

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Not my typical Halloween, but it was going to be a good time. Pink Shorts told me She had planned on going to a party for a little while, then we would head back to Her place and She was really looking forward to putting "that mouth to good use". She laughed pretty hard at Her own puns...

When we put the plan together, because i told Her not to tell my future Users who would be their toilet, She told me that She would get Her friends rounded up and see who was interested.

Apparently She asked about 15 different Ladies and only five said they would use a human toilet. She did it casually, as i understand, and when five of Her friends said they were into the idea, She asked me how many loads i thought i could handle. i have never gone above three, so i thought and texted, "Probably four. i wouldn't be confident above that."

"Hahaha! Well, loser, you're going to try for six. I have five friends that said they were down to use a fucking idiot's mouth. What's more, they're going to try shitting down your fucking throat. Dear god, I'm wet. Ok. Be at my place at 4. We'll pregame and then bounce to the party. I only invited the girls that said yes, so we'll all be going together."

"Sounds like fun."

"More fun for us than you, toilet mouth. Ok. And one more thing."

"Yeah?"

"Dress up like a toilet."

"Ok."

"Say, 'Yes Master.'"

"Yes Master."

"Hot as FUCK! you just called me Master! Hahaha! Do I own you?!"

"Yes Master."

"This will be like a different feeling for you. Usually you're a toilet walking around dressed up like a man. But this Halloween you're going to finally be out in public looking like your true self! you'll look like a toilet, and by god I'm going to make you feel just like you look. I'm going to make you feel like my toilet. Come hungry, bitch."

---HERE'S WHERE I EAT SHIT---

i found a toilet costume easily enough and i looked ridiculous, but no more ridiculous than when i have a steaming pile of human shit sitting in my mouth.

Pink Shorts has a really small one bedroom apartment, so it was hard to imagine six people sitting around in the weirdly shaped place.

"You look amazing," i said, commenting on her costume. She was wearing a "Tomb Raider" outfit with insane spandex.

"Shut the fuck up, toilet. I've had like six beers already, so I'm going to use that mouth before we go out."

i stripped off the costume which was easy enough to put on, walked into Her bathroom and saw a She'd invested in a camping toilet. i crawled under the seat and looked up.

She wasted no time and sat down above me, adjusting so Her asshole was exposed and She could shit without messing Her cheeks. A very loud fart came through and then following the sound, a giant, HUGE turd slipped fast from Her colon and into my mouth. Her single piece of poop was at least 8-9 inches in length, but it was the diameter that was truly shocking. We're talking at least two inches, which is about the width of my mouth (i just measured). It was so dense, Her turd, that i felt like chewing it was going to be quite the task.

i chewed quickly and She said, "Ooooo yeah! Hurry it up, boy. This is gonna be real bad..."

i heard another *pop* of a fart, and She raised Her feet off the ground while a blob of shit plopped right in my mouth and all over my face.

"Don't chew My load just yet. Let Me take it all in right now that you're sitting there with My dump just all over your face. Hahaha! Sit with it and enjoy My stench. Breathe it in, breathe in the smell of My hot, steaming DUMP."

i let Her feces sit for a moment and She began to cackle with delight.

"Alright bitch. Eat My shit and shower up. We gotta get going to this party."

i was able to eat Her offering, but the smell was atrocious and that turd... Her turd was so thick and dense and wide!!! Oh god that smell....

my shower was thorough and for that She was thankful. We got into a cab that She made me pay for, and we went to pick up my other Users.

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Honestly, the party was really boring. We had an ok time and everyone made jokes that i was "the shit". Pink Shorts laughed particularly hard at that joke, saying that "if the toilet breaks, we'll all just use him!"

The joke got a few laughs, but the hardest laughter came from the six Women that were going to be using me that night...

After about two or three hours, we all took off at staggered intervals, one of the Ladies was really nervous someone would figure out what was happening. i appreciated Her discretion.

When we got back to the home of Pink Shorts, She was telling everyone about what it's like shitting in someone's mouth and the rush of power you get when looking down and seeing Your turd being tasted by their tongue, and how no matter what they're always and forever nothing more than Your turd swallower.

"What's Your favorite part about using this dude," a red head named CJ asked.

"Oh it's definitely that he doesn't not My name. Literally doesn't have a clue. To him, I am the person that adores shitting in his mouth. To Me, he is purely a guy that serves as My toilet. That's literally our relationship. he's just My friend's ex and he doesn't know My name or anything about me. All he knows is that when he sees Me, he's going to lay beneath me and I'm going to shit in his mouth. Oh my god, it just gets Me so hot! he's My toilet! Nothing more!"

She was practically screaming. The drunk girls LOVED it.

She told them that i would be waiting in the other room or i could serve them out in the open until someone had to shit. That offer was shut down immediately when a girl named Sadey said, "Actually... I kind of think My tummy hurts... Get on in there!"

She was sort of timid, but Her excitement showed when we got into the bathroom together.

"So... Do I use that or just sit on your mouth, or... What?"

"It's up to You, Mistress. But it's probably best for You to use the camping toilet."

"Hahaha. We're picking out the best method to transfer My shit to your mouth!"

i swallowed hard and laid on the floor. She placed the camping chair over my head and sat down facing my feet. i looked through the gap in the hole behind Her and up Her back with Her native american costume on. She was stunning and gorgeous... And about to shit in my mouth.

Her anus barely opened to let out a small, whispering fart. Three very small, manageable, bite-sized turds dropped delicately and She screamed, "DON'T CHEW IT! DON'T EAT MY SHIT JUST YET!!!"

i hadn't even moved my jaw, but i wanted to leave them in my mouth and i heard Her whispering to Herself, "It's there... My shit... My shit is in his mouth... This is so frickin' cool..."

She quietly laughed and stayed seated with a look of awe and amazement as She commanded, "Chew my turds."

i obeyed and very easily, Her shit was gone. She wiped, dropped the paper on my face, and left.

Almost immediately, the red head named CJ meandered in and sat down without so much as a word. i saw Her giant thighs rub together as She hiked up Her flapper's dress. Her butt was very big, but not just wide. It was deep and it was lovely.

i was greeted by some very smelly farts, just one after the other.

PRRRP. PRRRRRRP. PRRRRRRRRRRRP. PRRP. PRRP. PRRRRP. PRRRP. PRRRP.

"They all sound the same! Hahaha. Oh man..."

She kept farting that same cadence and i could actually see Her stomach shrinking with all of the gas being released. This dump seemed like it would be huge, but it was a very normal size turd that escaped Her asshole and sprinted into my open and waiting toilet mouth.

"Hmmm... I thought it would be bigger. And just one turd?! I wasted this! Hahaha. Just kidding! Just kidding! Look at it! How big is My turd in your mouth? Pull it out."

i picked up the turd and it sort of crumbled. It was like 10 really small turds kind of mashed into one mass. This shit stunk really badly.

"Well you better get to chewing, eh? Hahaha. I'm going to watch it all. Watch My turd slide down your throat."

She stood above me, looking down with a smirk that spread across Her face while i swallowed Her sticky turd.

When i was finished She took a sharp inhale and smiled wide, leaving me with one last look.

"Pathetic."

The night sounded like fun out there, and then a Steampunk Alice in Wonderland walked in.

"Rachel. I just want you to know the name of the person about to make you their toilet. So My name is Rachel. And I'm going to use your mouth now."

She had a very firm buttocks and i laid back on the cold tile.

She moved the camping toilet and without so much as a warning fart, a thin coil of turd rope started in my mouth and piled on my face. She stood almost to a crouch while defecating on my face, the turd coiling more on my chin, but still falling into my mouth. It felt like a lot because of the heat, but when i opened my eyes, Rachel had wiped and was standing, waiting for me to chew. She said nothing, but cleared Her throat with a degrading, "AH- HEM."

It was a quick mash-and-swallow method i employed. Super simple to eat Her shit. The taste wasn't really all that awful, but the texture was a bit strange. The stench was bad, but the next girl was the one with the worst dumps.

An hour or so passed and i had brushed my teeth and rinsed my mouth. i didn't want to go out to the party and a few girls came in to pee, but none of them wanted to piss in my mouth. "It's too messy. Sh--- Pink Shorts told us."

She almost told me Pink Shorts's name, who really didn't want me knowing Her name. It really was strange to think about.

Finally, a mixed beauty walked in wearing a cat outfit named "Em". She was so fucking beautiful, the kind of girl i like dating. She had huge puffy hair and a wonderful ass that i could eat the shit out of... Which luckily...

"Hahaha. Get on the floor, boy. This one's not going to be happy for you."

Her words were slurred, but Her message was clear.

The tile felt really cold, and i looked up to see Her squatting straight over my mouth and aiming Her asshole at my nose when a short "Thhhrrubbbt" poured out. It sounded exactly like when you do a mouth fart with a pocket of air on your upper lip.

i was actually offended by the stench and it quickly rose up to the ranks of legendary status as far as smells go. i don't know if it was the worst, but it certainly has never been beaten. That single fart set me up for the true power of Em's ass....

She put Her asshole on my mouth and farted again, this one with more of a wet sound and then stood up. Her fart moved in and out of my mouth, leaking that foul stench all over. Jesus, that smell...

She quickly grabbed the camping toilet and then repositioned Herself above me while i stared into Her hairy bush and perfectly shaved asshole, it was slightly backwards, but then the situation became the focus again when She unloaded three very large farts with that same awful smell right at my face.

Without waiting, six turds escaped Her cavernous bowels in rapid succession. Each one was about three inches long, but they just sat on my nose, above my eyes, and two stuck out of my mouth. Again, the smell was a crime against humanity.

i chewed as quickly as possible, but then another blast of a fart signaled there was another turd, and this one was a doozy. It was probably only 5 inches long, but again it was thick, and THAT SMELL!!!! MY GOD HER FARTS WON'T STOP!

She's laughing at me and then i finally get it all down, all Her shit, She says, "you gotta smell these farts, dude. I was told you would do whatever I say, so keep sniffing because these farts are brutal."

i got to my knees and put my face right behind Her ass. She kept farting and eventually one of the other girls knocked, "I gotta go, Em."

Em turned around and said, "When you're done with Her, wash up and come out there. I'll hold them for your nose. Your lungs can filter out the farts."

Em laughed and sauntered out with Her tight pants and a big butt owned by Liz walked in completely disguised by a big bear costume. She unzipped Her costume and sat on the seat.

"Still warm. From doing... THIS!"

Liz let out a very creamy load that filled my mouth so quickly that some of Her shit overflowed and went down my nose. i didn't cough, but sucked Her shit through my nose and swallowed what was there so my nostrils could breathe... Except now they were covered in a layer of Liz's shit. No matter what i did, all i could smell was Her shit LITERALLY. She was playing on Her phone, but kept letting wave after wave of a creamy pile of shit out, relieving Herself and putting me through misery.

She finished and didn't say a word, but left Her bear costume on the floor. When i looked up, She was wearing spandex shorts and they accentuated Her giant ass just so perfectly. i thought about eating Her ass, and then took a breath through my nostrils, reminding myself that i had just eaten what comes from that ass.

Pink Shorts came in and told me to clean the bathroom, which was super easy. When done, i smelled the rest of Em's farts, which ended up being only two.

Liz and Em gave me Their numbers, but i don't think it was to date them.

Pink Shorts told me to stay the night so She could sleep with my mouth sucking Her asshole. The morning came and She ordered my mouth on Her anus again, and this time She shat a small turd into my mouth right in Her bed, telling me She would "cut off my dick" if i got any on Her sheets.

i managed fine and got dressed. With my handle on the door, Pink Shorts spoke.

"No, no, no, no. Put on that toilet costume. I want you walking home showing the world exactly what you are. Just because you get to pretend doesn't mean you get to pretend forever. you're My toilet. Don't forget that."