The Gassy Dead
by Holiday

The year is almost 2016. It’s been a little more than a year since the infection started. The infection all started with a fart domination video gone bad. The star had lived next to a nuclear plant for years. The radiation had made her farts lethal in a different way. While parting on her poor slave, as she was thrashing around due to the horrid smell from the woman’s ass, she sealed her slave’s mouth around her stinky hole and farted. The blast killed the slave. It’s rumored that’s where this all started. The fart turned that slave into a zombie. A gassy zombie. All the women were soon infected from the terrible fart gas of the first fart zombie. The disease is contracted through women only, and only from a zombie farting in a woman’s mouth. Men were simply shat on and suffocated through the horrible waste of these undead women. Farts didn’t infect them.

My name has been forgotten to me. I am, if not the only, one of the only men on Earth. It’s been months since I’ve seen a healthy woman and my horniness is growing. It’s been many months since my last encounter with anyone healthy. I soon would find what I was looking for; women.

Entering Las Vegas for the fifth time this month to scavenge for food I actually found a group of survivors. They were healthy women. There were eight of them and I was growing eager to meet them.

“Over here! I’m healthy!” I yelled without thinking of the obvious consequences if they were to be infected later. They didn’t seem to hear me so I had to run up to them and introduce myself personally.

“A man!?” exclaimed their leader. “We haven’t seen one of you in months! We’re all so horny!”

Their names were Nicole, their leader, a busty blonde with a wonderful ass, Jasmine, a petite Indian girl, Jo, A larger black haired girl with a huge ass, Shauna, a curvy black girl with an ass of the gods, and Maria, a Brazilian porn star straight from a strip club on the Vegas Strip. There were five bodacious bitches that all wanted to get with me as much as I wanted to get with them. We headed to their shelter and had an orgy which tired us all out.

Us all being tired caused us to be careless to the farting undead and we made no precautions to stop them. Luckily I woke up late at night and barricaded myself in a side room.

Once I woke up I heard groaning. Something was wrong. As I exited my safety I was overwhelmed by a stench that made me wretch. The girls were farting zombies.
Fuck.

I knew this would happen but my horniness got the better of me. Jo tackled me to the ground and sat on my face. Oh god I was going to die.

Nicole shook her head no and growled. These gassy zombies were different. They had brains. And they were mad that I left them to be infected. Jo came down and smashed my head with her giant ass and knocked me out. I awoke strapped to one of the beds in their shelter. All five of the girls were completely naked and surrounding me with hungry looks on their faces.

“Wha-what are you going to do to me?” I asked. I wouldn’t like the answer that they could only convey by doing it. The first one to do their thing was Jasmine. She lightly placed her little ass on my face. I would’ve said it was a cute ass if not for the disgusting smell emanating from it. It smelled like pure ass. Jasmine must not have wiped in a while because my nose was right up to her asshole which was covered in dried shit making the smell of her ass that much worse.
I tried to get Jasmine off me but it was impossible. She was pressing down on my face and the straps were tight. As a result of me struggling, my nose slipped right into Jasmine’s dirty crusty hole. She just sat there with my nose in her hole for several minutes before I realized what was going on. They were going to torture me before killing me. How I wished they’d just end it.

After about 20 minutes of breathing in only the smell from Jasmine’s ass
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A silent fart blew into my nose! I thrashed and squirmed but it was no use. I was trapped in this hellhole. The fart smelled vaguely of Indian food but had a potent shit smell because of what was caked on her asshole. I couldn’t believe such a little ass could produce such a big smell.
PFFFFTT PFFT PPPFFFFT

Three squeakers blasted into my nose and smelled worse than the first. I was dying under this ass. I was suffocating. Jasmine blew a long hard ass burner into my face and lifted up a bit forcing me to get a big whiff of her last ass blast with the air I needed to breathe. While she was up, the other four women were nowhere to be found.

Jasmine sat down with another fart that was sealed into her crack with my nose. After about half an hour of relentless farting, Jasmine got off me and revealed the other four women.

“Stop this! Just kill me already!” I pleaded, but it didn’t help. As soon as the last word exited my mouth, Maria took her place on my face. Her ass was quite larger than Jasmine’s, but since it wasn’t covered in dried shit, it didn’t smell as bad. It reeked of stale farts though. Maria wasted no time and immediately farted in my face. It was twice as bad as Jasmine’s farts! It smelled strongly of beans and almost knocked me out on the spot.

Maria knew I couldn’t take it and moved forward sealing my lips around her asshole. Yet again, wasting no time, she blew a long fart into my mouth. It tasted like pure shit so I knew something was coming. She farted a couple more times into my mouth and I was awaiting death by shit but it never came. She soon got off my face and was quickly replaced by Shauna. She didn’t press down at all. She had her ass right above my mouth. She grunted and growled as if waiting for me to do something. Less than a minute went by and she came down hard onto my face with a long disgusting sounding bubbly fart that just smelled awful.

Once she got up I realized what she wanted. She wanted me to lick her asshole. I hesitantly stuck my tongue out. And she grinded it up and down her crack into her hole. I thought Maria’s farts tasted bad but this. This was so much worse. I tasted the bitter taste of the shit left over in her sphincter and the remnants of the last fart she blew. She forced me to flick my tongue around and move it around inside her ass. To add insult to injury she farted many bubbly farts into my mouth, my nose, and onto my tongue. It was so hard to keep my tongue in her ass because of this but I didn’t want to find out what would happen if I removed my tongue from her disgusting hole.

After about 20 minutes of swirling my tongue around her asshole and ass crack, she got off me. Jo was waiting for her turn. She turned around, farted on my face, than sat her huge, fat ass on my face. Her cheeks engulfed my face completely into her ass and her asshole was big enough to cover my nose and mouth. This ass crack was sweaty and slimy. Jo started grinding all that ass juice into my mouth, my nose, my pores, I would smell Jo’s ass whenever I went anywhere. If I made it out of this. Her ass was by far the worst of the one’s I’ve witnessed. I cannot even imagine what her farts will be like.

As I wondered, I figured it out. Jo shot out the longest, loudest, worst smelling fart I’ve ever experienced. It blew ass juice into my mouth and my nose and the smell was ungodly. She sent a never ending stream of this horrible gas into my nose. I couldn’t take it. It was awful. She knew her farts would kill me and it seems that’s what she was trying to do. She kept farting. She kept grinding her slimy ass all over my face. I could smell nothing but Jo’s rancid farts and I began to black out when Nicole pulled Jo off of me.

What was she going to do? Nothing could be worse than what Jo did to me, I thought. Boy was I wrong. As soon as Nicole was above me, she spread her ass cheeks to show me what my nose would be in. I was horrified. Her asshole was caked in fresh, wet shit. I could smell it from here. She sat down on my nose and with a shlurp, my nose was sucked inside her crack and covered in her shitty remains. It was unbearable. Then she began farting. Her farts were long, wet, and squirted fresh shit all over my face. Nicole hit me as hard as she could, forcing my mouth open. She wet farted twice into my mouth and all I could taste was her shit. I was worse than Jo’s slime, Maria’s farts, Shauna’s sphincter all combined. The smell was worse than Jo’s. She farted Dry farts, wet farts, long farts, everything she had into my nose. It was all my air was. All I could breathe. I could do nothing about it. Nicole then farted a long wet fart that caused me to black out.

When I awoke, I was in a large hole in the dirt, surrounded by Jo, Nicole, Maria, Shauna, and Jasmine above. Nicole tried to speak and succeeded with her primitive zombie mind.

“We… had fun… You die from…. Shit.” What did she mean!? What were they going to do now?! They all turned their asses to me and farted their own unique gases into the hole I was trapped in. Than to my horror, their assholes began to expand. They started to shit into the hole I was in. It fell onto my face and into my mouth. All the girls’ waste was different but they all smelled awful. Within minutes of nonstop shitting, my hole was filled and I was totally buried in their shit. It was all I could smell, all I could breathe, and all I could taste. My last resting place would be in a giant toilet covered in the shit of five zombie ladies. It was the worst way to go. May god have mercy on the souls of any men left in the world with this new breed of gassy zombies.