The Farting Teacher
by thatlad

PART 1

It was my first day as a teacher at Lakeview High, an all girl school. I was fresh out of college, and it was fair to say that I didn't have a lot of money. It was hard being a 25 year old girl with average boobs and a mediocre ass, to fit in. I strolled down, observing the surroundings. I walked into the staff room, and greeted all the teachers. They were all mainly women in their forties. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl calling me over. She had boobs as big as volleyballs and an ass as big as two basketballs. She was about my age, with blonde hair and the kind of face and body you see on magazines.

I sat down beside her and she told me that her name was Fiona, and I told her mine was Sarah. The teachers started piling out, going to their various classes, but I noticed Fiona didn't either. We were all alone, and turned to face each other. We started talking about our backgrounds when suddenly when I was talking, Fiona lifted her leg up to her chest and I heard pppppffffffttttttttt. My hair blew back a little and I was met by an almighty stench. It smelled like rotten eggs mixed with burritos and chilis. I looked over and she said "What? Is something wrong?". I proceeded to ignore the stench as I was new, but every so often she would let out a ppfffftttttt. Eventually the whole room started to smell like rotten eggs and I started coughing and fanning my nose.

Finally the bell rang, I tried to be polite and excuse myself as I had a class to teach. I went to the class I was teaching which was english, faintly smelling of methane. I thought to myself, "how rude of her". I went into my class and the girls were all in there. They were all skinny girl teenagers with decent features. They turned around and I noticed some of them start to fan their noses. Eventually one of them called Madison said "Ms, did you fart?" Everyone started laughing but I said no.

The class rambled on with the occasional cough with little control over them. As they were leaving, Fiona walked in. I heard from the murmurs that she taught biology. I was going to tell her about her farting, but forgot when I saw how beautiful she was. She sat on my desk, invading my privacy while I was sat behind it. "Do you like farts, Sarah", I said no. I saw her giggling and wondered why until I started gagging. She clearly had just done a SBD. It smelled absolutely terrible. "Why do you KEEP FARTING" i shouted. She seemed taken aback. Her ass crushed against my desk. She picked up my apple and stuck it between her ginormous butt and pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. It was like a dump truck. She went over to my various books and ppppppppppffffffffffftttttttttttttttt on them. I shouted at her to stop but all I was met with was her gorgeous ass letting pfft after pfffffffffffft after ppppffffttt on my stuff. She came over to me and I was a little scared. She grabbed my hair and jammed my face between her enormous behind. "I feel a good one coming" she said. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. My head was forced back with the power of the fart, but her hand held it in place. I was breathing in pure methane and sulfur for 45 seconds. After it was finished, she held my hair and said "Savour that". She strolled out of the room, and I was left breathing in her methane and rotten eggs thinking "What a great first day".

PART 2

I sat in my classroom, feeling sorry for myself, the stench of cabbage and old rotten eggs stuck in my nose. Suddenly, all the other teachers walked in with a cake in hand. They immediately started to cough and one of the teachers called Cathy even said to me "If you have to fart, do it on your own time". I tried to explain to them but they left in a whirl of fanning noses and coughing. "Now the teachers hate me for something I didn't even do". I felt so sad and took a bite from my apple, forgetting that she had farted on it. My mouth was instantly met with the taste of sulfur and eggs and I spat it out immediately. I opened a few windows and tried to air out the room. After the lunch break, I thought a good bit of the smell had dissipated, and my next class came up. They were young but they still noticed the smell but didn't say anything. Every so often I would notice one of them coughing.

My next class was the same class I had yesterday, my first one. Before I could start talking Claudia one of the hottest girls in the class put up her hand. She had such a pretty face and the kind of ass you would notice on the street. "We just had biology with Mrs. Meany" Oh no I thought that was Fiona. "She was talking to us about FART GAS. She was saying how it is formed from gassy foods such as burritos and cabbage. She says it gathers in your intestines building up a stench". Where is this leading, I asked myself. "She says that girls fart more often and have smellier farts than boys. She even gave us all burritos to eat to test it out, but the class ended before the gas had run its course...so" At that moment two girls started to close the windows. I thought what was going on?

Suddenly every girl got on their chairs and faced their asses towards me at the front of class. This couldn't be happening, I thought. Claudia got on her chair last and winked at me. Why, WHY I thought. "Ready girls, 3...2...1" PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. All the girls started opening their bowels and letting out foul air into the atmosphere. They were all rangeing of different sizes but all were strong. The smell hit me like a ton of bricks. It smelt like spices mixed in with gone off meat and skunk. I was sorry that my nose had to go through this assault. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. The farts raged on getting worse and worse by the second. I decided to run out the door, but noticed it was locked. I looked through the class and saw Fiona on the other side with a key in her hand. She was giggling to herself. I turned around and was met with the worse stench ever. I started to get cloudy, all their skirts were billowing in the fart wind. "How could girl teenagers produce such a foul and repulsive odor?" I thought. It was then that I fainted, hitting my head on a pile of books. The last thing I saw was Claudia putting her cupped hand to her butthole. She farted and I heard an echo. She brought it to her face and blew it at me as if blowing a kiss. I got a whiff of it, the worst smell yet.

I was awakened an hour later by a sound like a chainsaw. I looked up to see Fiona farting. PPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I quickly moved. She smiled at me with straight white teeth. I looked at the clock and saw that school had finished an hour ago. I didn't have any more classes after that one anyway. "So, how was your last class" She finished it off with a three second splutter, as if trying to mock me. "What's up with you and farting?" I asked. "What it's natural, rejuvenating and don't you just love the smell" She took a whiff of the air and smiled as if smelling a fresh daffodil. "I'm going home" I said, I got my books and started to walk out. "Oh and just one more thing". She pushed her gigantic ass up against my lap. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. My stomach started to warm instantly, and the stench assaulted my nose. It lasted for 10 seconds. She started fanning it towards me afterwards. I ran out of my room and to my apartment. I caused a few heads to turn on the bus ride home, with the smell strong in my nostrils.

I went straight to bed with no boyfriend or roommate. I took of my dress. It was my favourite dress, but now an odor of farts emitted of it. I probably wouldn't be able to get it out. I fell into bed with the scent of methane still fres in my nostrils.

PART 3

I woke up, feeling a headache coming on as a result of the gassing. I got up and walked by the chair with my dress on it, filled with methane and gas molecules. I picked it up with one hand and covered my nose with the other. I ran downstairs and threw it in the washing machine. My hand reeked of farts, so I washed it. I regretted going into the fart chamber with the farting bitch but I was tight on money and I had no other option. I got dressed and got the bus to the school. I walked into the staff room and was greeted by dirty looks from the other teachers. I saw Fiona in the corner, but I steered well clear of her. I looked up the odd time at her and saw Fiona looking at me. I looked at what she was eating and was a burrito filled with cabbage and cauliflower. I brought my hand up to my mouth, not realizing that it still smelt like methane and I started gagging. I looked up and saw her laughing.

As soon as the bell rang, I walked out quickly and decided to get the elevator as my classroom was on the top floor. The doors started to close when a hand stuck in, they opened and in walked Fiona. "Hello fart face" she said. Before she could say anymore, in walked the principal, a woman in her forties. She greeted us and stood in front of us. I heard a groaning from Fiona's direction and looked over to see her wincing. It was then that I heard a whistling sound. Suddenly, I was hit by the worst smell ever. It smelt like skunk dipped in Taco Bell's spicy sauce and topped with cabbage. "Oh Sarah, not in here" Fiona said with a grin. The principal turned around fanning her nose and looked at me. "It wasn't me" I protested. "Enough, stop trying to blame your foul air on a woman as beautiful and elegant as Fiona. She would never do something as rude as that in her life. STOP FARTING IN MY SCHOOL". She turned around as the doors opened and walked out briskly. "Oh c'mon Sarah, that
stinks" Fiona said giggling. I walked to class furious.

My first couple of classes went by fine, with the smell of spice infused in my clothes. A couple of classes later, my last class, the class that had gassed me yesterday strolled in. I didn't have any control over them, and every so often a girl would let off a PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT. Halfway through I was struggling to cope with the horrendous smell. Claudia then turned to the girl beside her, Gabby, a striking blonde girl with a wonderful ass, and said "Gabby, how about we have a fart contest". They were cheered on by their classmates. I tried to stop them but they lifted their legs up to their chests and faced me. PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT Claudia started with a five second stinker. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Gabby responded with a ten second SBD which smelt like a dead skunk. I started to cover my nose, but it did nothing to the smell. Back and forth, until I started coughing on the fumes.

Suddenly, my hair was grabbed from behind and pushed down towards Claudia's ass. I glimpsed at the person behind me and noticed that it was Fiona. I was pushed under Claudia's skirt against her butthole and her underwear. Everything was dark but I could hear them laughing above me. "Start sniffing" said Claudia. Her asshole pushed out and released a twenty second stencher. I thought it would never end, and by the end my nosehairs were singed with the heat of the fart. The skirt was dangling over my back so there was nowhere for the fart to go, except in my nose. My eyes started to water. I was pulled out and pushed up to Claudia's face. She grinned at me face to face and then took a big long whiff of my nose. "About a seven". I was then pushed under Gabby's skirt. Her ass was the size of Kim Kardashian's and my head was dwarfed by it. "Open your mouth" I heard Gabby say, "DO IT". I was horrified by the thought but opened it anyway. She put her butthole over my mouth. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. I was met by a thirty second chainsaw like fart. I could taste the Taco Bell in my mouth. I was taken out. I was put up to Gabby's face. She opened her mouth and started kissing me. I tryed to pull away but couldn't. She used her tongue to scrape the fart smell out of my mouth. "About a seven". They all laughed and started to fart constantly, each time either kissing me or taking a whiff of my face.

By the end it was a draw, so Fiona pulled down her jeans. I was met by a shapely rear. She went over to Claudia and Claudia put her hands on her ass. She opened her mouth and put it on her butthole. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Fiona farted a minute long fart ranging from loud to SBD, but Claudia kept her mouth over it the whole time. At the end Claudia closed her mouth quickly so no fart smell could get out. She went over to Gabby and they started kissing. They seemed to share the fart and enjoy it. When they finished they both said in unison "Thank you Mistress". The bell rang and they left. When the class were walking out, every single girl farted in my area. When they left, I started to cry. "Oh stop being such a baby". She put her ass over my mouth and farted a twenty second fart that tasted like Taco Bell mixed with skunk and cauliflower. Suddenly, she brought her mouth down to mine and started to kiss me. She was so delicate but firm making sure she got her fair share of fart. I started to kiss her back, and we ended up kissing for five minutes.

We separated and looked in each others eyes, only love for each other. She farted a stinker. I braced myself for the smell but when it came to me it smelt good. It still smelt like rotten eggs and spicy skunk, but I liked it. I started to sniff it, getting every molecule of it. She noticed me smelling it and said "Keep smelling that sweet air". Eventually she got up to leave but not before letting off a two minute silent but deadly in my face. I enjoyed it more and more as the fart raged on, not being able to get enough of this stinky air. When it finished, she left without turning around. I stayed a while longer, making sure I smelt every last inch to get all the fart smell. I walked out of the school the happiest I'd felt in years. I smelt my hair all the way home, getting every last bit of methane and sulfur.

I got home and went straight to bed. I got my dress from the machine and noticed that I'd forgot to put it on. I hugged the fart infused dress to my chest and carried it to bed. I fell asleep with the dress in my arms and the deadly gas in my nostrils, thinking of my wonderful fart mistress, Fiona.

PART 4

I sat in my classroom after a long days work. I was correcting tests. Every single one of them seemed to be tainted with farts, causing me to cough. I had thought of Fiona's farts all day. How something so rancid could come out of something so beautiful and elegant astounded me. She belonged in a beauty pageant. Suddenly the door opened. It was Fiona. My heart lifted. "Something's not right in here". BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP She let off a ten second stinker that had a distinctive nacho cheese smell. I secretly took long whiffs of it, the smell enticing me. "Ewww Fiona, tell your butt to stop". "Gabby and Claudia will be up in a second. There bringing a girl with them, Robyn, who apparently has great farting ability" I secretly couldn't wait for them to come. "Watcha doin'?" she giggled afterwards and I wondered why. I turned around and saw her wincing. I was suddenly met with an ungodly smell, a smell that you wouldn't wish on anyone's nostrils. "Oh my god, Fiona, what did you eat", "Just the usual, burrito topped with cabbage and cauliflower". I loved her choice but started fanning my nose. Just then, Gabby and Claudia walked in with a beauty.

This girl was taller than Claudia and Gabby, with amazing boobs. They poked out of her top, and she had an amazing ass as well. "This is Robyn, she has amazing fart abilities, we found her in the bathroom letting off thirty second farts" Claudia said. She smiled and waved. "Hi Robyn, I'm Fiona and this is Sarah, the one who hates farts" I waved. She walked over to me and bent over. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. The smell came at me so quickly causing my vision to blur. It smelt terrible like rotten eggs, but I silently sniffed it up. "Well done Robyn that has a real kick in it. Ready girls, get into position" I was scared so I backed into the corner of the room. They all bent over revealing their rears. BBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP The smell came at me instantly. All the farts seemed to morph together to create a super fart. It attacked me. I bent over and started to sniff each of their butts as they were facing the other way. It was empowering yet burned my throat. I started to feel woozy and fainted.

I woke up to see Fiona's bare ass above me. She had just farted a stencher. I loved how it smelled, but it actually smelt too bad. I went to fan my nose, but couldn't move my arms. My arms were tied together. What are they doing? I looked up to see Robyn come down on my mouth. She farted a ten second stinker. It tasted like taco bell. She turned around and put tape over my mouth, the stink staying in my mouth. They attached a leash around my neck, pretty secure. I felt kind of turned on. "C'mon fart face, we're leaving" Fiona said. We walked down the empty halls, the gassy posse farting all the way while Robyn farted beside me. We got into Fiona's car. It was a pretty nice car for a young teacher. I got in the middle in the back, with Gabby and Claudia either side of me, while Robyn and Fiona were in the front.

We started to pull away. BBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP A chorus of farts started to ring out. Gabby and Claudia were leaning over and farting on me while Robyn and Fiona were letting off stinkers that wafted their way into the back. I was secretly sniffing the smell, not being able to get enough, while they let off fart after fart after fart. Fiona suddenly pulled over. Robyn and her stuck their butts inbetween the gap, while Gabby and Claudia stuck their butts beside my face. Fiona was letting off long, chainsaw like farts, Robyn was letting off short wet farts, Claudia was letting off small squeakers and Gabby let off sbds. I put my face into Fiona's jeans, getting the full brunt of the fart. It made me want more, so I put my face in Gabby's ass. My hair started to blow back, while my nose was assaulted by the smell. It finally finished, much to my disatisfaction. Fiona turned around and sniffed the back. "Good job you two, they burn my throat". We continued on, going in the direction of the mall.

As we stopped, they started to let off absolute stinkers. The hot sun accentuated the smell, making it almost unbearable. They kept on farting for five minutes. Afterwards, they got out as quickly as they could, securing the smell in the car. I heard the doors lock. I'm in trouble, I thought. I saw them laughing at me through the windows. The smell suddenly became unbearable, smelling more and more like a Fiona fart. I fainted there and then, the smell hot in my nostrils. I was awoken by a sound so loud it hurt my ears. I turned around to see Robyn farting in my EAR! Fiona got in, "Jeez Sarah, what's with the smell" She fanned her nose, "We just got taco bell" I looked over to see Gabby smiling. We started to drive. The smell got to Claudia "Can we open some windows", "Sorry the window don't work" Great, I thought, now the smell will be sent to my nose. Claudia farted and started to fan her nose "Oh my god, It stinks" Fiona looked in the rear view mirror to see me sniffing it all up.

She stopped the car. "You three get out", "But fiona", "NOW", they scurried out afraid to fart in case they got Fiona's wrath. We started to drive. I was scared but couldn't say anything. We pulled up at what looked like her house. She took my leash, and took me out of the fart vehicle. While we were walking to the door, she ripped of the tape and started to kiss me. I pulled back at first but then got enticed by her kissing. We kept on kissing and walked into the house. We went straight into the bedroom. She draped the thick duvet over both of us. BFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPPPPPPPPP. The smell invaded the underside of the duvet. She watched me sniff it all up. I depended on her farts. I went back to kiss her but was met by her asshole. She farted in my mouth. I savoured it. She kissed me again. We fell asleep in each others arms, Fiona letting off fart after fart, dutch ovening us both, both having love for each other, her as my fart mistress, and me as her fart slave.

PART 5

I woke up with a smile on my face. I felt Fiona's beautiful body against me. The duvet was still covering us. The smell was like no other. It smelt like a mix of spicy burritos mixed in with rotten eggs and sauerkraut. I adored it. I started to take long whiffs of it, savoring it in my lungs, wishing for nothing else than to be able to breathe in Fiona's stinky farts rather than oxygen. BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPP A fart roared out of Fiona's behind. I stuck my nose in her bare asshole, the stench sticking in my nose, thankful that I had a great sense of smell. Suddenly, Fiona woke up. She looked at me with a smile on her face. Her blonde hair flowed down past her shoulders like a waterfall. She came up to kiss me. My tongue met hers, creating a seal that could never be broken. BBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP The sound deafened my ears. It raged on for at least a minute. I could see the effort Fiona put in to release the fart, on her face. She was concentrating so hard to release this foul wind, so much so her all her muscles were bulging. It raged on, producing a haze, that to the inexperienced would have made them faint. It finally finished with a hiss, signalling the end. "Oh my God, sorry Sarah, that STINKS", she started to fan her nose and her butt, attempting in vain to evade the inevitable stench that came with a fart of that magnitude. "Don't worry mistress, I'll sniff it up" She watched as I sniffed every inch of the duvet and the sheet, savoring the eggy smell in my nostrils, as if it was the last fart I'd ever smell. Afterwards, the putrid smell had vanished up my nose. "Oh wow Sarah, I love you" "I love you too, Fiona" We were going to start kissing when there was a knock on the door.

We both looked at each other, curious, and got out of the bed. We released the smell into the room. A brown haze instantly met the room, making the white paint on the wall go a tinge of brown. We both walked holding hands to the front door. I saw Fiona's house for the first time. It was amazing, covered with amazing paintings and modern art. Fiona and I threw on our clothes, Fiona's tainted with the stench of sulfur. She opened the door, cautiously, seeing as it was seven o clock on a Saturday morning. She opened it to see a cautious Claudia at the door. "Oh hi Claudia" She saw me but didn't grin or laugh. "Look, I'm sorry about yesterday Fiona. I know I shouldn't have asked to open the windows. That is an action of a girl who doesn't know the meaning of a fart. I should have made it my job to sniff it up or fan it towards the fart slave. I am truly sorry, and as something to say sorry, I brought a meal from Taco Bell" She handed Fiona a bag filled with food. "Oh that's Ok Claudia, would you like to come in" She walked in and greeted me. She was visibly knocked back by the smell of our dutch oven, but didn't say anything. "This is a cough cough great house cough cough" She started to fan her nose. "Sorry about the smell, you know about pent up farts" "Oh, yeah, I nearly killed my dog today after dutch ovening it".

"Hey, I thought that we could got to the movies later. Claudia, do you want to come" Claudia jumped at the opportunity to gain Fiona's trust "Oh yes, I mean ok" I looked at Fiona and she winked at me. I suddenly felt something at my asshole. It was like a pressure of some kind, and it hurt. "Fiona, my butt hurts", "Oh my God, are you going to fart!?" Claudia and Fiona both jumped on the floor and pulled down my trousers together, "I can't HOLD IT IN" BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB It felt so weird. Air started to come out of my asshole, blowing into Fiona and Claudia's faces, their hair blowing back. My face was one of triumph to be letting out this foul air, and I bent over and touched my toes so I could let out more. Fiona started to move, "Oh my, SARAH STOP. IT STINKS" I ignored her and started to laugh. The smell was like of everything I had ever eaten. BBBBBBBBBFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS It finished with a hiss. "SARAH, you've discovered your farting ability" I smiled, and turned around to see Claudia fainted on the floor. I started to let off five second stinkers, fanning them towards Fiona. "Please Sarah, smell your own farts" I giggled and farted again on Fiona's leg. "Should I wake Claudia up" "OK" I walked over to her and sat on her face. BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I farted on her nose. She woke up, but couldn't move because I was sitting on her. I kept farting while her legs were kicking.

I eventually got up. "Oh my God Sarah please, that is the worst smell I've ever smelt" Fiona came back from the bedroom "Wow, Sarah I think I may have to buy a gas mask" I laughed and farted. "Let's go" We got in the car and sat beside Claudia. I started to fart immediately. It was like a opened a gate and released a flood of fart gas. Claudia started to hold her nose, while I fanned it towards her. BBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFTPPPPFPPPP Fiona farted. I contested her and farted on her hair. "Oh Sarah, my hair will probably go brown now" I laughed hysterically as Claudia let go of her nose. I farted on her boobs. "Oh, cmon I have a date tonight Sarah, I don't want to smell like farts" "I might go and fart on him" I thought. We pulled up at the cinema. We bought our tickets and got the food. I started the romcom, Fiona and Claudia either side of me. The saltiness of the popcorn and the gas in the soda went straight to my butt. There were loads of couples there, some on dates, others on anniversaries. They don't that their day is going to be ruined, I thought. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I let off a twenty second fart, the smell invading the couples noses. It was dark so no one knew it was me. I giggled. I let of another couple of farts. Some couples started to leave, they'd probably break up because of the smell. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Everyone started to leave. Us three stayed, laughing at the smell. A steward came up to us "Do you know who let off that horrendous smell" I turned around and let off a sbd. The teenage boy started to fan his nose and ran away. I laughed, sitting between my best friends thinking of only one thing, I love my stinky butt.