Teri's Toilet
by Slave Fart

I've recently texted two of my ex girlfriends and met them in public. What I did when we met in public was ask them to shit on my face, and into my mouth so I could eat their dump. This just happened this morning, so it's all pretty surreal. Names have been changed.

If you want the background, read the beginning, which starts here:

Over the past few weeks I obtained and lost a girlfriend. That hurt pretty bad, but it was because I was trying to ask her to do something I've wanted for a long time.

I asked her if she would shit on my face.

She freaked out! Told me it was disgusting and that she'd never do it. After a few days of things feeling weird, we ended up having a last discussion where she mentioned that she couldn't be with me because of it. Mentioned that it was too weird. I was crushed because I wanted to eat her shit, I really did. She was gorgeous!

Now, I've had a few girlfriends shit on my face and even had poop in my mouth a few times, but it's really hard for me to eat it. Shit has a foul taste and it's slimy, not at all what you'd expect the consistency to feel like, but it tastes even worse than you're imagining.

But that's kind of the point, right? I want to eat shit of beautiful women so I can feel inferior and beneath them. I want to feel like their slave, their property... Their toilet.

I've assigned all the people I write about fake names to protect identities, and I've actually reached out to a couple of ex girlfriends recently. The two I texted are single and one of them was actually someone that's shit on my face before, Stephanie.

She had to know what it was about when I texted because she responded quickly and was very playful about getting me to text it, but I didn't just in case she showed anyone. We met in public at a coffee house yesterday and she said she wasn't sure she wanted to shit on my face again because, "I might just want to shit on you every time I take a dump."

She was laughing in my face and mocking me openly...

It hurt really bad, but she told me if I wanted to eat her shit so bad, she might let me this weekend.

I had a dinner meeting with Teri, too, but this one was a LOT tougher...

When we were together, I hadn't ever been shit on and had only really thought of farting, but was too afraid to ask for it from a girlfriend. I'd been farted on a few times, even been farted on by women with big butts like I enjoy, but Teri? That would be a whole new ballgame.

But Teri opened me up to a world of farts and shitting because that's what she wanted. She wanted to have a personal toilet that would do whatever she wanted. She tied me up for what I thought was sex, but instead she shit on my face and tried making me eat it. I wouldn't open my mouth and broke up with her. I later found out she was cheating on me with several people.

Teri walked into the restaurant in a scarf and yoga pants. The sun just set, so they tried to set mood lighting, but when Teri turned around and showed off her huge ass the lighting was more than ample to stare at that big butt.

She turned around, sat in the chair, and ordered wine all before even acknowledging my presence.

"So... What the hell did you want to talk to me about? We haven't seen each other since you fucking broke up with me," she said, apparently not forgiving me.

"Well... Teri, I... Um..."

"Oh god... You're not trying to go back out with me, are you? It was fucking years ago..."

"No! I just wanted to ask if you'd do something to me... For me..."

She was intrigued for sure because she leaned forward.

"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire."

I kind of chuckled.

"Well, Teri... Um... Why would you come here if you hated me so much?"

She sat back in her chair and sighed, "I don't hate you, but you just put me through something a long time ago. It hurt. That's all."

I understood where she was coming from, but I didn't want to talk about that... I wanted to ask something serious. I chugged my beer, got enough confidence, and leaned in so I could whisper...

"Ok. Well... I'm just gonna do this like a bandaid... Teri: I want you to shit on my face. I want to try eating your shit. I want you to take a huge dump, and I want it on my face."

Now her face was hilarious because I expected a jaw drop and for her to maybe storm out. This was not something I would know if she was into or not... But she pushed her lips together and cocked her head to the side, contemplating...

"Actually, I haven't shit in two days. That's... It would be a monstrous shit tomorrow morning if I..."

"Tomorrow," I asked, shocked.

"Yeah, why not? I'll come stay at your place, treat you like shit, then feed you mine in the morning."

I was floored. I was thinking it might not happen at all, and now she's seriously wanting to just come spend the night and shit in my mouth?

She knew I was shocked, so she kept talking and laughing, "But let's not eat here, let's go somewhere I can get some food that gives me real gas. If you're gonna eat my shit in the morning, you should probably smell my farted tonight, eh?"

"Are... Are you serious?"

"Look, I'm not going to answer that again, but yes. I think it would be hilarious to rip ass in your face all night, have you sleep with your face up my ass and putting you in an all night dutch oven, then waking up and having you shove your tongue up my ass so I can finally take a shit I've been dying to take for days right on your fucking face. It would be retribution for you dumping me, and it would be my way of 'dumping' you."

I gulped hard, "Where do you want to go?"

We left and headed to a Mexican joint near my house. I walked behind her because I wanted to stare at her butt.

I watched her order a burrito, two tacos, and 3 orders of refried beans... I'm not kidding you. Three. Fucking. Orders.

She wasn't looking to just take a shit, she was looking to take a massive, monster dump.

If you don't care about the backstory, just start here:

I watched her order a burrito, two tacos, and 3 orders of refried beans... I'm not kidding you. Three. Fucking. Orders.

When we got back to my apartment she was laughing pretty hard. She had me get on my hands and knees to serve as Her table.

"Don't move or you'll spill some of My food. Well, I guess in a way it's your food too. I'll just give it to you when I'm done with it!"

Her cackle filled my apartment and my face burned red. i had asked for this, though. Literally, i asked another human being to fart in my face and shit in my mouth.

She put on some terrible television and chowed Her food down.

You see, Teri has the face of Natalie Portman but her body is much thicker. Her boobs are a respectable 34DD, but it's her ass that everyone notices. It's really huge and looks weird on her body a little bit. Being an ass man, that's obviously cool with me, but it's something she really hates talking about.

"Lay your head down on the couch, face up. I'm going to rip some nasty ass. Drop some fart bombs right on your face."

i was still not sure how She got so into it so fast, but there She was, Her ass just plopping down on my face.

i was greeted by a large fart just before Her butt made contact with my face and it was atrocious, the stench. She stood up and laughed, "Seriously! That's fucked. I forgot how much fun it is using someone to catch your farts. Open you mouth..... I SAID, 'OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

i obeyed and She sat right on my mouth and sat there. It was about 20 minutes of just licking Her asshole with my tongue before She laid another bomb on me.

"Hmmmpphh," i said.

"No, no, no, no.... you said you wanted My farts. you said you wanted My shit. you asked for this. So, you're going to get it."

She pulsed Her sphincter, but nothing came out. My neck was really starting to hurt, and mercifully, She stood up.

Teri was standing, naked from the waist to my slippers on Her feet, keeping Her feet warm. She bent over and put Her hands on Her knees, sticking Her huge ass out.

"Come on. Get behind me and sniff this fart I'm about to rip!"

i did as She commanded and put my face so my nose was nuzzled against Her anus. She farted so loud that i actually got a little scared. Her laughter was loud too.

"This is fucking hilarious! Awww. Come on! I don't wanna smell that! Do a better job sniffing and inhaling my farts. Do a better job of smelling my farts! Nobody wants to smell that kind of fart, so you should have to!"

When we dated, Teri was very much into degrading me. In fact, degradation was the only way She got off.

"Smell this one! Then taste the next!"

She pushed out a very small fart and then when my lips covered Her anus, She pushed again and a little bit of Her shit came out. i gagged.

"Ha! I might not make it to the morning! Maybe I won't have to stay over... I tried making you eat it before, but stick out your tongue. Show Me My shit on your tongue."

i stuck out my tongue, holding Her small bit of shit on top of my tongue.

"Now swallow it. Swallow My shit!"

When i gulped, Her cackle again bounced off the high ceilings and right down into my ears. i was starting to regret this...

"Alright. I'm headed to bed. We have a big morning... Well... I have a big shit in the morning hopefully. I seriously can't fucking wait to give it to you. I'm gonna make you eat every fucking atom of my shit."

We went to bed and She made me "sleep" with my face in between Her ass cheeks. She farted the entire night and had me in a dutch oven. i didn't sleep a wink. i'm exhausted writing this, but it needs to be written while fresh in my mind.

There was a fart around what i think was 2 or 3 am. It started off small but wet, and then moved to much louder tone. It ended up being so loud that She woke Herself up and laughed when She felt me licking Her asshole clean.

"That's right," She said in a sleepy voice, "Keep My asshole nice and spotless when I fart in your face.

She slept the rest of the night and i endured fart after fart. They started to get worse around 6 or 7 this morning. She started stirring around then too. i heard Her stomach make an awful noise and then felt Her fart rush into my face.

"Ooooo. I can tell I shouldn't move the covers after that one! Hahaha!"

i kept sniffing and smelling, hoping the smell would go away... But i also knew that i'd soon be smelling something much more foul.

She got up and told me to meet Her in the bathroom.

"Lay down in your bathtub. I'm gonna drink my coffee and I'll be in to shit on your face."

She laughed again and i stripped down.

i couldn't help but look in the mirror. i'm successful and was once paid to play sports. i work as a powerful person at an incredibly large association. But now i was literally going to lay down in my own bathroom so that an ex girlfriend could unload Her feces right onto my face purely so i can eat Her shit... i was so pathetic...

i heard the TV go on and laid down. She was watching CNN or some news channel. She flipped it to ESPN and then shut it off.... i knew why.

She walked in and stood over me. She slowly pulled off Her yoga pants that accentuated that big ass of Hers, and then tossed them on the floor.

She lowered Herself and wiggled my face between Her butt cheeks.

"Sniff it."

As i inhaled, i got a huge fart blasted right into my nostrils. She sighed contentedly, happy to release more gas.

She lifted Herself just a bit and commanded, "Open your mouth, boy."

i moved my jaws and looked at Her anus pulsing, knowing what was going to happen when She released Her sphincter muscle.

Her piss went all over my chest and i was reminded of She said She wouldn't piss on me if i was on fire... That would have made me laugh, but my concentration was broken when She laid another fart right into my mouth. Her piss ended and Her anus looked like it went back up for just a moment before pushing back down.

i was actually about to serve as Teri's functioning toilet...

She sighed once more, and the tip of a very light brown turd emerged slowly. It was so slow to emerge, but after about an inch or so, Her shit rushed out and a very long turd entered my mouth and then coiled on top of my face.

Her shit smelled so bad too! It was definitely a Mexican shit because it was rather spicy. i gagged with Her shit in my mouth and She looked down at me and into my eyes.

"I am so high above you, toilet. I'm BETTER than you. I'm perfect. Tell me. Tell me now how perfect I am," She screamed.

"You're so perfect! Thank You so much for shitting in my mouth! Thank You," i was shouting with tears in my eyes and Her shit in my mouth.

"YES! YES! YES," She was moaning and started to cum. She touched Herself and started shaking uncontrollably while looking me in the eyes as i chewed and swallowed Her dump.

"Uh oh.. you're not out of the woods yet! Haha," She said, pointing Her anus back at my face.

She let a spray fart go and it covered my face and the tub. She then let a weird consistency of Her shit go that was more like sludge. It just plopped on top of Her turd and covered every inch of my face. i literally couldn't see a thing, but i heard Her laughing.

"Come on now! Chew it up, boy! Chew up My load! Oh my god... Do it faster or I'll puke! That smell! Hahaha! AND you're EATING IT!!"

She said She was going to have me lick Her asshole clean and She sat on the toilet.

It took me an hour to eat Her dump. i tried stopping after 10 minutes or so to scrape the majority of Her poop off my face and into the toilet, but She actually refused to get out of the way because She wanted me to eat Her whole dump.

"you wouldn't eat My shit when we were together, so I want you eating My whole dump now. Every bit of it."

She was true to Her word because She even had me lick at the spray fart that covered my bathtub now.

"Take a shower so your face is clean. Then I'll let you suck My asshole clean."

i did just that and sucked on Her butthole for another 10 minutes, probing my tongue all the way in and as deep as i could. She laughed again and jumped in the shower. i worked from home today, so i watched Her leave.

She just left moments ago and i sat down to write this about it. i still can't believe it... i just literally let someone use me as a toilet.

Now, if you're thinking about doing the same, just know that i've already puked twice and have two texts from Her asking if the taste of Her shit is still in my mouth.