Over the past two months, I've had some really weird shit happen, and I mean that in the most literal sense...

The first thing was that Monica made me skip one of the things I kind of look forward to each year, which is a solo trip. The other was, as a reward, Monica took me on a trip to service someone I've mentioned by name... It was a dream come true... Monica is awesome.

I also looked at the CF page and knew I was getting close to my 100th story, so I decided to do two stories in one for you all. I hope you've enjoyed reading as much as I've enjoyed writing.

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There's no mincing it: Monica's friend Abbie fucking hates me.

I still don't know exactly why. I've always been nice and polite, but she's always told Monica how much of a loser I am and how she just hates me.

I think it stems from Abbie coming from the background of not being in the "popular" crowd with Monica in high school. Monica's always been really cool, though, so Abbie always saw anyone that could elevate Monica's status as one of the badass chicks to the "in-crowd" as a threat, according to Monica. I was always the "it" guy on campus and I have a very nice job.

I always take two to three weeks off near the end of summer to do a big vacation. I was going to spend my time this year doing a week solo on the Amalfi Coast and then Monica would meet up with me and we'd do a week in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence in France. I'd booked some of the trip, but not the hotels when Monica came to me with a proposition.

Monica said, "What if you didn't do the solo part of the trip? Would that be ok?"

"Um, yeah, it would depend. I really want to go. It would be fun."

"Ok, but what if you could be someone's toilet for that time period?"

We talked and it turned out she had pitched the idea of slavery to Abbie and she had no real urge to shit in someone's mouth, but LOVED the idea of having like a full time slave. She also recently had a break up with a guy who was the first person to eat her ass. Abbie went insane for it and was craving having someone eat her ass. Apparently they broke up because Abbie became too degrading during the act and made him feel humiliated. Abbie has been discovering this newer side to herself for a few months now and Monica wanted to give her a chance to truly humiliate someone with no repercussions.

It's at this point I'll tell you more about Abbie. I'm not infatuated with her at all. She's very plain looking, but not ugly. She's definitely put on a ton of weight since college, though to be fair almost all of it went to her huge, giant, fat ass. Abbie looks KIND OF like Jennifer Aniston, but just not pretty like her. It's hard to describe because Abbie's not ugly. She has ample breasts that many men would fantasize about playing with.

Abbie hated the idea of having me around, but Monica laid out some ground rules for it.

1) i would be Abbie's slave, not just her toilet.
2) i would be at her house for an entire week and would spend any time Abbie was home and didn't want to see me in a closet. When it was time to be her toilet, she'd knock on the door and then i would go get in a toilet box.
3) i would do anything Abbie asked of me, but there would be no sex involved and Abbie was not to order me to eat her pussy.
4) Abbie could feed me anything she felt like, but i did have to eat at least one normal meal in the middle of the week to be safe.
5) Water was the only thing i did not have to beg Abbie for access to. i was to have access to water at least five times every day.
6) i would be ordered to eat Abbie's ass at some point.

Monica slid the notes to me and I protested almost immediately.

"She hates me, Mon! I don't want to eat her ass, let alone her shit."

"That's kind of what's so great about it! She HATES you!!! You HATE her. But you'll still serve her because she's better than you, and then the funny thing is that your self-esteem and her self-esteems will be on the opposite ends of the spectrum. It's really funny, honey."

I thought about it and it didn't seem funny. It seemed terrible...

Monica saw my waver, "I'll do something special for you. It will be a few weeks after you serve Abbie, as her slave. Then you and I can go to France and then you'll be a toilet to a few people that I think you'd really like being a toilet for."

Monica looked at me and I melted and agreed.

Abbie sent me a picture of her dirty apartment, and then of a pile of her shit with the message, "Good luck..." Based on the size, I was going to need it...

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Serving as a slave is honestly so fucking boring. I made Abbie every meal and cleaned her floors and her bathroom, did all her laundry. She said I was a very good slave and offered to buy me from Monica. Monica laughed and declined, but the entire week was literally just spent in darkness unless I was doing chores or servicing Abbie.

As I said, Abbie didn't love the idea of shitting in someone's mouth. Even after she did it once, she told me that it grossed her out, even if it was my mouth she was using (don't worry, I'll describe it).

To her, shitting in someone's mouth was just a reinforcement of her power trip. The real power came from putting a list of things she wanted complete and then me delivering without question. She also said that she tried making it so it was too much stuff so she could punish me, but I got everything done. She didn't really want to hit me, but she liked the idea of her slave being obedient, and I was nothing but obedient and obeyed literally every order.

After her first dump, Abbie asked if I really wanted a second. I said yes, because honestly someone that you hate and that hates you shitting in your mouth is so fucking degrading. Pause and think about it. Think about someone that you just fucking hate that's not a family member. This person has no real power over you. You could really just avoid them and stay away. But you HATE them and they HATE you. Now imagine allowing that person to turn you into something sub-human, and giving them supreme power. Once someone takes a shit in your mouth, for the rest of eternity, you can never say anything to them. You can't tell them they suck or that they're annoying. Because it doesn't matter that they suck. They could be the second lowest person on earth, but you're still lower than them, and you always will be. You'll never be above them. You can NEVER be the best person on earth, ever, because someone has taken a shit in your mouth and you've allowed them to be better than you. You've told them, "I'm nothing."

Allowing someone that you HATE and that HATES you back to take a shit in your mouth is maybe the most degrading thing you can do to yourself. The only thing that might be more degrading is someone shitting in your mouth and them not even thinking about you as a human (which we'll get to later...).

So the slavery stuff is boring, honestly. I don't need to re-hash it all. I cooked and cleaned and did laundry and all that.

But the toilet slave stuff is why you're here.

I brought a camping toilet because Abbie didn't want a whole toilet box. She knew she wasn't going to like it.

The first time she said she had to go, she was wearing these amazing tight leggings that made her ass look incredible. I was actually very into the idea of her ass at that point.

When I laid down, she quickly sat above me.

Her fat ass cheeks moved apart and I saw her asshole with only a few stray hairs. Her anus pushed and pulsed. And then...

No farts, not even one, and this massive three foot turd slammed into my mouth. I stayed as still as possible as her poop piled into a dump right in my mouth and on my face. I couldn't believe how fast it all happened.

This MASSIVE dump just sat there for a second and I waited for anything else, but no.

"That fucking stinks, Jesus, fuck... Eat it, slave," Abbie was grossed out.

She wiped and was out of the room before I even took my first bite. One thing I remember is how hot it was. The heat of her shit, the physical heat of her poop was so intense.

That was when she asked me if I wanted to do it again. She had a little look of evil in her eyes as she kind of said, "Well, if it's what you want... I'll do it again in a few days. I don't want to do it the next two days for sure. It's weird shitting in someone's mouth, even if it's you. God, I knew I was better than you, but my slave... I love knowing how pathetic you are. Now if you piss me off, I can just say, 'remember when you ate my shit? Remember what my shit tastes like.'. Loser."

She walked away and I did the rest of my chores out of sight.

The second dump was actually something special in its own right.

I was laying with my mouth open, and again, no farts. Just her asshole opening and then my mouth and face being utterly destroyed.

Abbie stood up quickly, she says to survey her handiwork, but I almost immediately flipped over. I had done so because I can't say with certainty how much came out, but she laughed about it for two straight days. I was so covered that you would never have seen my face. She shit so much and so fast that I had to roll over because so much went up my nose.

She said she berated me pretty hard while laughing, but all I heard was, "You're going to choke to death on my shit! I'm going to have killed you by taking a shit on your fucking loser face! Die! Die in my shit! Die!"

She couldn't stop cackling and told me to eat it or clean it up because her apartment stunk. It was honestly pretty pedestrian in terms of smell, and I tried to eat the whole thing, but it rivaled Corrin and I have eaten a load like that in a LONG time. I got almost all of it down, but then saw how much was smeared on her floor and chose not to lick that clean. I cleaned the bathroom, took a shower, and went to my closet.

Abbie opened the closet doors and said, "Nah nah nah, slave. Ass eating time. Come worship the ass that just fucking buried you."

I cried a little because I was so tired, but I did a good job of spreading Abbie's ass cheeks and licking and kissing and sucking on her asshole. She barely wiped, so the smell was pretty rough. She loved it and farted three big farts.

BRRROOOOO

BAAAAARRRROOOOOOOO

BRRRRRSSSSSFFFFF

Each time, she wouldn't acknowledge me and just kept focusing on the pleasure I was offering.

I was kissing it when she said I was done, and then she farted a final huge fart with my lips pressed firmly on her anus.

BRRRRRRRUURURURURURURRURURURURURURURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOUM

She chuckled to herself and said to me, "This is how low a person can go. Not only are you my slave, but my toilet and my ass rimmer. Fucking loser."

Monica came to get me and she and Abbie made fun of my ruthlessly.

When it was over, Monica told me in the car that I did good and that she would let me eat her shit to get Abbie's dump out of her mouth.

"I don't really feel like eating your shit, Mon."

"Well, I don't really care, hon. You're my toilet tonight."

When we got out of the car, I walked into the bathroom and laid down. Monica is as sexy as ever as she sat above me and farted. It was such a familiar aroma.

"I made this one special. It's White Castle farts with a beer shit."

It was horrible and one of her bigger loads. I was ordered to lay with it in my mouth for ten minutes before I was commanded to chew and swallow.

Monica's ass is so amazing and her body is so amazing. She's so gorgeous and I love looking up at her buttcheeks as they begin to spread when she squats.

She sat on the toilet box and farted the worst fart she's ever let go in terms of stink. It wasn't anything loud or long, just FRRRRTTT.

But the smell. It was the worst beer fart I've smelled and it's just in such close proximity when someone's using you as their toilet. The humiliation burned so bad...

"Mouth."

That was my command and then her tight butthole opened up and delivered 4 very thick turds in rapid succession. They piled into my mouth and then over onto my face. She laughed so hard when she got a whiff. It was horrendous. She sat above me, waiting for more (or at least I was), but nothing else came out. Not even a fart.

"Flush."

Biting into the turd was awful because it broke out some of the smell and intensified it even more. Monica isn't usually one to drop such foul loads, but this was out there. She was so proud of it, too. She once told me that she tried

We left for France a few days later...

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We spent a week doing some amazing things, but on our return, Monica took me to dinner in the city and we had a fun night. I had three days of vacation left and was planning on doing a staycation type event.

Monica took me to a hotel and told me that was not going to be the case...

"Lay down in the bathroom."

I heard talking and then I heard the door.

"Wow... So just... I sit over his mouth and... Then I take a shit in his mouth? I'll just shit in his mouth?"

I recognized her immediately as a fairly famous Instagram model. I couldn't believe it. Monica told me to hold off eating at the airport because we were going to have a "very fancy meal" and I thought it was at a restaurant because she said we...

"It'll eat it, too? That's so fucked up."

She closed the door and I was left thinking about this giant ass that I'd seen on my phone a hundred times...

Monica is very well sculpted and has a nice ass, but this is one of those models that asserts their ass is real and sells booty training things and all that. Her ass is spectacular. It's one of the bigger ones, too. And I was about to let her take a shit in my mouth.

She talked about her diet outside the bathroom and everything was muffled, I only know it was her diet because Monica told me later. This woman eats vegan and apparently eats a ton of plant based things. She had eaten a ton of food in the lead up because she wanted to make sure I had a "big load for the slave".

When the time came, she sat down and farted a bunch. It was bad, but vegan farts and shit are considerably less offensive.

And then she did it...

It was two REALLY long turds, probably 2 feet each? I don't know for sure. It was HUGE, though. She stayed seated and farted for another 5 minutes. She didn't strain at all, but these turds were absolutely massive. I couldn't believe it.

After the farts, she stood up and commented, "I'm a little upset. It was just a normal size. I think the big one will come tomorrow. I can use him again over the next few days, right? Until I have the BIG one?"

THE BIG ONE?! This is nuts because most people don't shit that much. I first ate her entire dump and then asked her later, "That was actually a fairly large load for someone to release."

She laughed, "I eat so much food because I'm working out all the time and I only shit once a day, so it builds up. But yeah, I've got a monster load I'm sitting on, you'll see."

And I did... The next day, I was blown away by how exactly regular she was (she told us she'd shit at 3:30).

When I laid down, her perfect ass was again above me.

"Kiss my asshole, toilet."

She farted on my lips and I almost blew my load.

Her laughter bounced off the walls.

"Open your mouth."

When she started, I was again reminded about how much less foul vegan shit is, but the speed that she was releasing her turds was almost too much. I put up my hands, but I couldn't see anymore.

It got so heavy and the picture they showed of me after had an absolute MOUNTAIN of her dump covering my entire face and on my hands. She was laughing so hard and Monica came in to see. She laughed so hard and I thought she was going to hurt herself.

"You can't even see him anymore!"

They laughed and left me to consume her massive amount of waste. We spent the rest of the evening inside with my face up their asses. I have to be honest that eating her ass was actually a bit of a challenge for how huge it was, but I would happily do it again, if that's what Monica wanted...

Like I said, Monica is awesome and that was how she made sure my 100th story was special. I've seen some of you call out my work and I just wanted to say thanks.