Shit Eaters, Inc.
by Slave Fart

PLURRTT

It was one of those farts that just sort of pours out, hot and terribly stinky.

"Thank you, Ms. Sourman."

She responded to my thanks with another hot fart.

PLURRRRSSSSPLURT

I could see her massive ass cheeks spilling over the side of the toilet seat that we provided for her. She uses someone about once a week, but that someone has been me for the last four months or so. I have a reputation for being one of the best.

FFFFFRRRRSS

"Thank you again, m'am. I really appreciate you're helping me out."

I placed a gentle, soft, passionate kiss against her anus. Gently, my tongue slid across her asshole, stimulating her nerves to relax and release her waste. I didn't want to be so damn good at it, but being a toilet for 10 years will just sort of make you good at it.

BLURRRRRPLT-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T

My tongue pulled back slowly, knowing what was next. She's used me often enough that I knew this wouldn't be solid and would be wildly unpleasant.

Her butthole opened as she whispered to herself, "Eat my shit, you fucking loser."

And I did. I obeyed her order as her asshole opened and her solid-but-very-loose-shit rushed to fill my open, waiting mouth. It was a soft serve style of shit, but I'd only ever seen the ice cream that's described that way. I've eaten far more shit that looked like the treat only the rich enjoy. Hell, maybe she ate some soft serve herself, but that would be the only way I'd eat it.

"Chew it. Savor it."

She liked when I took my time. She pays for 2 hours, so she really, reallllllly makes sure her toilet suffers.

After I consumed it all, I looked at her as she smirked above me and spoke with conviction.

"Thank you! Thank you soooooo much, Mrs. Sourman! Thank you for sitting above me and for feeding me! Thank you for being an amazing user!!! I usually don't eat the entire load (lie), but your shit is so delicious! It's like... I think I'd have been your toilet even if it weren't my position in life! I can't say it enough, but thank you!!!!"

She turned around and sat above me one last time and farted before handing me her "plunger".

I entered in the consistency and rated her dump (it was a 6 in smell, type 6 for consistency, and her demeanor was actually much nicer than normal).

"Next time, I want to book for longer. I tried a new Indian restaurant up the road. I'll really put you in your place, then, slave."

I was putting the finishing touches on her plunger as I responded, almost absently, "Ooooo, I would like that, Mrs. Sourman. Please do!"

None of my clients knew, I only had one day before freedom. My tenth anniversary was about to happen... I'd be free...

---

Leaving her place in downtown Manhattan, I saw signs for my work everywhere.

"YOU SHIT. WE EAT."

"PROVE YOURSELF, TO YOURSELF. USE A REAL TOILET."

"PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE. USE A REAL TOILET."

There was even just a billboard with someone's mouth agape and the company slogan, "USE A REAL TOILET."

I'm not sure when it happened, really. Maybe about in 2020, but there was this real shift in the war of the rich vs. the poor. The rich always resented us, but then it became something of a mission for them to prove how much better they were.

So someone did something about it...

James Tetherton started a company, a poor person himself, mostly as a joke. He came up with the idea that if he charged an insane amount of money, he'd let a rich person literally defecate into his mouth. James didn't care who did it. He ate men's shit, women's shit, children's shit.. James ate the shit of anyone, allowed them to take pictures of it, and brag about it to all of their friends.

It was an instant success.

James started recruiting other poor people, telling them that if they served for ten years as a toilet, he'd give them a million dollars. The catch?

You had to live as an actual slave for ten years before you got paid...

Most people were skeptical, I mean... Who would sign up for that? But then he got a few toilets to do it and the company really took off. He started getting more and more cash, and things just kept going. It was hard to get more slaves, who knew if he'd actually pay out, right? But then at the ten year mark, the first slaves announced that it was all true. He gave them more than a million, actually. He gave them enough so that after taxes, it was a million.

James paid someone to create an app and even came up with hardware to help people track their bowel movements. That's the "plunger". Some people are able to track their health and we use it in our marketing that some people have found out about their health because they shit in our mouths. It's probably the most humiliating part, the actual proving that we ate someone else's shit.

Poor people turned up in numbers so high that James had to actually turn people down... I mean getting shit on is about as embarrassing as it gets, but being told you can't be a toilet? Being told you can't eat shit? How sad...

That wasn't the case for me, though. I was accepted straight away. Mostly because I'm not poor-poor. I would have been middle-class if I didn't turn toilet. But I did because my student debt was insanely high. They changed the pay structure, so it's not a guaranteed million, but I'll make well beyond the mill. I signed up as only eating adult female shit, which just so happens to be the most lucrative position.

I was back at the office and entered on my belly, since the slave entrance requires us to crawl in. There's a door right next to it, but slaves don't get to use it.

We don't have desks, but at my pod, I entered in my confirmation and Mrs. Sourman's Facebook page would now have an auto post of her shitting in my mouth. She'd probably get 100 likes and would feel the rush of using me all over again. I was just happy it would be the last time.

Looking at my tablet, I got my next assignment. It was for two women, which wasn't unusual, but they wanted to book me for the whole day.

This was it...

They would be my last assignment...

It felt surreal as I said bye one of my co-toilets and crawled out the door. A woman passing by on the street recognized me and squatted over my head as I crawled out.

She farted, laughed, and walked away. I didn't even smell it, but it's all about the degradation for a lot of these rich snobs.

"DO THE RIGHT THING. PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE. USE A REAL TOILET."

"THEY WANT TO BE YOUR'S. USE A REAL TOILET."

The billboards were everywhere...

I looked up the images of my users and saw that they were two black women, both attractive. One of them put a video up of her huge ass in tight black pants with a rap song playing in the background. Her ass was so firm and round. She looked like a literal goddess. It said her name was Raven in her profile.

The other woman was pretty as well and in amazing shape. She had a very nice ass, albeit much smaller than Raven. Her name was Euphoria, and she had a mean look on her beautiful face. I had come to learn that women with huge butts like to facesit a lot more, which leads to problems. I didn't know what I was in for when I knocked on their door in what did NOT look like a super nice neighborhood.

A third woman answered the door. She was a beautiful, powerful, strong black woman as well.

"Kiss my feet, toilet."

I dropped to my knees and obeyed my order.

"Hello Goddess."

My tablet buzzed and I saw two other women added to the party. Toni, who was currently ordering me to now lick her shoes. And then Ebony, who also had a video of her huge ass posted. I was pretty ok with it, because for parties of 3 or more, you get paid times however many extra people. I'd get 4 times the normal payout for this party!!!

People were walking by as I licked Toni's shoe, and then she waved me to crawl inside. I made it all of two feet before my head bumped into Raven. She looked down at me with kind eyes, but I was experienced enough to know this was the worst thing to see. Someone who pretends to be nice when they're about to shit in your mouth is definitely going to be much more cruel than someone who is cruel or apathetic about it...

"Kiss my ass, boy," Raven said with a smile, sticking her butt out and expecting me to place my lips on her bum, "I'm going to fart."

I did as I was told and placed my face in her ass crack.

"Let me take my pants down so you can get the full effect, toilet. I wouldn't want to deprive you of any of my wonderful smell."

The fart that rushed forth made me blush as the smell overwhelmed me. I've been a toilet for ten years and never smelled anything so awful or heard a fart so loud. And she just kept farting in my face. It wouldn't stop!!! Ten seconds. Fifteen seconds. Twenty seconds!!!

BARROUUUUUUMMMMMMSSSSSSFFFFFFRRRUUURTTTTTTTPLSURRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBB
LLLPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"THANK YOU, GODDESS RAVEN! THANK YOU," I shouted.

"Let's get him locked up so you can fart on him and lock him with your stink, girl. I can't fucking handle smelling that again, fuck," it was Ebony.

We moved to a poorly decorated living room where there was a rap video on and some streamers carelessly strewn about. It was a bachelorette party for someone.

Euphoria walked in the room and she was stunningly beautiful. I instantly fell in love with her round features on her face, but also her amazing body.

"You're the slave?"

"Yes, Goddess."

Euphoria turned around, pulled up her dress, and ripped a silent fart right in my face.

"Thank you, Goddess."

"Shut up. Someone put him in the thing."

Toni replied, "What room should we do it in?"

"I dunno. It's Jamika's party."

My tablet buzzed again. FIVE?!?! That's the max on my account, but being a toilet slave for five women would be rough.

The door opened and the ladies squealed to meet her. Jamika walked in and they gave her a tiara and sash, both with the word "BRIDE" on them.

I've done one bachelorette party before, and the amount of shit I ate that night was rivaled only by the fat chicks who had a Lord of the Rings watch party.

"Ayoooooooooo!!!! You really got me a fucking toilet for my party?!?! Dawg!!!!!"

Jamika ran over to me and put my chin in her hand, looking at me long and hard. I saw her tattoos all over her body and then in a flash, my face was up her ass. She was wearing green spandex, but I only saw the very top of the waist band as she ripped a fart.

PRRRRTTTT

"Oh get used to that stink, boi!!!"

They all laughed and Ebony escorted me away to a corner of the living room with one of our more upscale toilet models. You can rent them, but this one was very high tech. The users will lock the toilet inside and when you shut the lid it creates a seal and filters in oxygen for the toilet, so none of the stink will escape. Perfect for a party like this because then you can have the toilet in a room with people. One of the other features is glass paneling on the sides, so you can watch the slave struggle with your waste. It's a very nice set up.

Ebony put me inside and looked down at me with a furious contempt. The party was officially started and I could hear them singing and dancing. I was used by Euphoria first as she opened the lid and didn't even look at me. She sat above me a let out a fart. She farted right in face...

POOOOUUUUUU

Euphoria then started to piss about a gallon, hitting my mouth and laughing as she wiped.

I looked out and saw them doing a dance routine of some sort when Raven stopped and walked over. The lid opened and she smirked an evil grin.

As Raven sat down above me, I saw her massive ass cheeks spread and exposing her asshole.

"Pucker up and kiss that asshole, boy."

I kissed her asshole like my life depended on it.

"That's it. Eat my ass, boy. You like it, don't you?"

"I love it, Goddess."

"You're such a bitch, Raven. I fucking love it! Makin' him eat yo ass before you just take a shit right in his mouth. Fuckin' savage."

"No! It's not mean! He likes it! He might just be my little ass eater after this is all said and done. How about that? Want to be my toilet for life? Be my permanent toilet when you get free?"

She didn't want a response, since my tongue was very deep in rectum and she farted right when she asked.

FURRRRRRRRRRSSSSTTT

That was enough for Raven, though. She unloaded an absolutely massive dump that smelled as foul as anything I'd ever been around.

Her shit was slick when the head of her turd escaped first. It was light brown and slimy as it slid past her anus. From there it came out fast and hard, pushing against the back of my throat, piling up much faster than I was able to keep up.

"God damn, Raven! He's going to get buried in there!!!"

"I haven't shit in four days. And I've been eating like shit, too. Lots of meat and fast food. I really wanted to get the most out of this. I've never had my ass ate and never used a toilet!"

You wouldn't have known she was a rookie by the shit she was taking. It kept coming and coming. Eventually her turds stopped piling, but the heat of her shit was burning on my face.

"OH fuck..."

"How does it feel, Raven?"

"It's... Y'all gotta try it."

Raven farted again and turd came sputtering out. Raven's huge ass just sat above me for another moment before she let a baratone fart drop.

BARRRROUUUUUUUMMMMMFFFFFFFFF

She wiped, looked down at me and shut the lid.

The stink that I was sealed with was unreal. I couldn't believe she had such a foul smelling shit because she was absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous.

The lid went up and it was ebony. I could tell by her butt cheeks.

Pissssssssssssssssss. Her long urine stream was basically clear. She was well hydrated. SSSSSSssssssssssss. It tapered off and she just remained seated.

FRRRRRPPPP

It was a short fart, but that was it. She wiped, threw her paper at my face and moved on.

One of the features of this toilet box is a cleaner. The users get to determine if they'll clean your face off or not, and I was still stuck with Raven's shit all over my face. I saw Toni walk over and hit the button to clean me, and the brushes and water got my face nice and clean. It's all so another user can have you eat their ass.

Toni sat down and her ass was above me, but she pressed the button to raise my head closer and I began licking her anus. She farted a long, slow hiss.

SSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMPPPFFFF

She sucked her teeth above me and I heard her pure elation and arrogance.

No words were spoken, but I knew what she wanted me to do next.

My tongue made its way deeper and deeper into her rectum and she farted again, this one making no noise as her gas passed by my tongue. The heat let me know something was going to happen. And soon.

Just as her friends were making jokes about how Toni has the worst diet, I became intensely familiar with her waste. Toni's feces were clumping together and spilling over the sides of my mouth. Her shit was mushy and disgusting. I almost gagged, and that would be insane for me to deal with all of it, but she put on the feature that catches her shit and redirects it back into my mouth. I was going to have to eat her entire bowel movement.

"This muthafucka eatin' some shit out here!"

Toni remained seated for a moment and then wiped. She tossed the paper to the side of my face and didn't close the lid. I heard them talking.

It was Euphoria, "This is fucked up, right? I mean... How did we even get here as a society?"

Raven said, "What do you mean? It was that one dude. He wanted to make people feel good about themselves, so he decided to let himself be their entertainment. He ended up making mint, baby."

Jamika said, "The way I look at it is if someone is dumb enough to eat my shit, I'm gonna let 'em do it."

"Isn't this everyone's first time," Euphoria asked.

They all said it was.

Raven said, "Look... If someone is a true slave, this is a good thing for them. There are guys out there that are true slaves. I think this might be one of them. They get bank, though, if they do go all ten years. I'll say this, if this guy thought his life could get worse, he isn't trying hard enough to be a good slave."

Ebony said, "Jesus, Toni, you left that fucking lid up. It stinks!"

Raven walked over and stood above me, "Slave... When your ten years are up, you should come be my slave permanently. I'll make sure that you have a purpose. I'll make sure you work hard and serve proper."

My mouth was holding Toni's dung...

"You should be thinking about how I can own you. I'll take your money from you and invest it into something that makes me happy. And that will make you happy because you're an inferior and making your superior happy should be your goal."

Jamika shouted, "Quit talking to the toilet. I'm gonna shit."

Jamika's ass opened and her beautiful brown skin exposed a darker brown asshole. She wasted no time shitting a golden colored turd that snaked on top of Toni's waste. The turd appeared quickly, but she took her time to slowly push it out. It was three turds which were all about 8 inches long and each was accompanied by her farts in three bursts..

PURRRMMMPPP PURRRMMMPPP PURRRMMMPPP

While I chewed and swallowed her original turds, I thought about how pretty her butthole really was. And as I finished her waste, I was happy she was done. It was an awful dump.

Just as I thought about how happy I was to be done, Jamika shit again. This time, the turds didn't come out slow and slammed into my mouth and against my cheeks. I felt humiliated. I always hated when you thought you were done, and then they shit just as much as they did before. It was like two dumps in one.

Jamika laughed as she threw the paper down because Ebony sat her huge ass above my face, shitting immediately.

Her shit was a very, very, VERY thick dark brown turd. It was sickening in terms of stench. Ebony farted only one time, but her giant turd was the story here. She was dehydrated earlier because the thick, dense turd was very difficult to chew and swallow. But I did it. I ate her shit. I ate Ebony's shit...

Ebony stood up and didn't give a second glance down at me as she shut the lid behind her.

I checked the time and saw they only had me for another 2 hours. And then I'd be free... It would be...

Euphoria opened the toilet and sat down above me. She coughed and allowed her excrement to push into my mouth. She was very healthy because her turds were small, but smooth. She shit 6 3-inch turds that I caught (pretty masterful toilet slave work, if I say so myself) and remained seated. I took some time to look at her butthole and really paid attention to the folds and creases. She was pulsing her anus, pushing what seemed like the final turd and a grand finale.

And what a finale it was...

Very quickly, almost all at once, a slick, brown, smelly piece of shit slipped through her anus and the giant turd landed right over the others. It had to be two feet long and slammed against my forehead, draping over the top of my head.

They all laughed because it made a hilarious smacking noise when it dropped into my mouth.

Euphoria wiped and they spent the next hour and 45 minutes pissing in my mouth and talking about how they were going to some bars after this. 15 minutes and I'd be free...

Raven walked back over and talked more about how being a slave would be good for me. How I should serve her.

I said nothing, but was polite and respectful.

She sat above me again and as Raven's huge ass cheeks separated to show off her asshole, all I could think of was how pretty her anus really was.

"Slavery will be good for you."

She farted.

PARROUUUUUMMMFFF

"Your slavery will be a benefit."

FFRRRRSSSSSSS

"Your slavery will make you better."

PURRRRRR

"You'll finally have a place in life. Serving your superiors. You should always want to serve those who are better than you. I am better than you. Serve me."

And then the beeper buzzed. I could easily get out of the toilet contraption (the techs from Shit Eaters, Inc. will come to pick it up tomorrow).

"You have a choice, right now. You don't have to do this, but..."

"Please... Raven?"

"Yes?"

"Please... Please shit in my mouth."

"If you do this, it will be permanent."

"I understand."

"Very well. You have made a proper decision today, slave."

Raven took her second shit of the day directly into my mouth. It was two turds, two very long pieces of her shit that she allowed me to eat. It took me another 20 minutes to eat it all, but I did.

All of her friends were elated.

"He can be our toilet again, then!"

"He's just a slave."

And then Raven, looking down at me with her shit in my mouth as I chewed it, said, "No... Not just a slave... That is my slave."