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Roommate from Heaven This is actually mostly true. Only a few pieces are fiction. Kudos to you if you spot it. -- My senior year of college was about to get started, and I'd decided to move out of an athlete house and into a house with a few of my close girl friends so I'd have a chance to party just a little before my time on campus came to a close. We laid out ground rules so I could still study and practice without too much distraction, but Kylie and Carly loved to fucking party, so sometimes it was a tough balancing act. Kylie and I had a fling, but it was never anything serious. She was cute with a pretty face and a nose that tipped up. She was thick, too. Not fat at all, except on her tits and ass. I make no jokes when I say her ass was almost too big. Almost. We never wanted to be in a relationship at the end of junior year because we knew we were moving in together, so we kept it casual. I confided about my fart fetish to her, and it was a dream for all of junior year to eat a few farts from that giant ass. One day she finally sat on my mouth and puffed a few farts out. It was awesome, and I could actually tell she was into it just a little. She always said it felt weird and that it wasn't her favorite thing, but whenever she had gas, the farts managed to find a way in my face. Now I'm not complaining at all, because I really wanted it more than she did, but when we moved in, I noticed she was really careful about not farting around me since we weren't dating. After a month or two, we came back drunk and fooled around. It wasn't anything too nuts, but the next morning I definitely needed to brush my teeth from having farts on my breath! Nobody saw me slink out of her room and we didn't talk about it again. We had the whole "hook up" thing down to a science without it being weird, so there was no worries there. But then Carly started to act a little strange a few days later on a Sunday... "Hey, how are you this morning," she asked. "I'm good. How are you," I replied. She stuck out her tight muscular butt while she tried to reach the top shelf, "Can you grab this for me?" I grabbed a bowl and was hit with a nasty stench when I came back down. Carly had a huge smile on her face and turned around with the bowl and filled it up with milk and cereal, which seemed odd because I knew she was lactose intolerant. She made a big deal out of one of her one night stands drinking the almond milk one time and we went to the store together to get some more. But she grabbed the regular milk, Kylie's whole milk shit. I drink almond milk too, so I was really confused by the whole deal, but Carly smiled through that thick brown hair and turned around, that nice phat ass pushing out on the yoga pants she had on. I made some egg whites and walked into the main room and sat down, another powerful scent hitting me that smelled like straight up shit. "Jesus, Carly... You are farting up a storm today," I said, impressed and secretly wanting to have them right on my face. "Yeah. Hope you don't mind," she said, cracking up. We turned on some football, and I picked up my plate that was empty. "Here, take my bowl too," she said with an authoritative tone... "Uh... Shouldn't you say please?" She lifted her leg up and let a solid two second long fart roll out, "That's my ass saying, 'Please'. Ha!" I laughed and grabbed her stuff. When I sat back down, I slouched on the couch and took out my phone. I was texting some of my friends when I saw Carly get up out of the corner of my eye. She walked right in front of me and stuck her ass my direction, pulled her pants down, and when I focused on her bare asshole, I saw her anus push out another two second brrrrmmmfffffffff of a fart!!! Right at my fucking face!!! "What the fuck, Carly?! What the actual fuck, that smells like shit!" She was cracking up now, "Come on! Eat my farts like you do for Kylie!" She started rolling and my face went red... Kylie wasn't home, but she had apparently told Carly what she has done with my mouth. All this time, I couldn't tell if Carly was serious or just wanted to embarrass me, but the next thing I knew I was blurting out... "Do you really want to let your farts out on my face?" She sat up and smiled the biggest smile I've ever seen and said, "I 100% do!!! I actually have like a fetish for it, so when Kylie told me, I started plotting when I'd bring it up. I figured that I'd just have to fart on you to get you into it. Yes! We're a match made in heaven! I have rancid farts and want to fart them into someone's face. You've got a face you want farted on!!! I honestly couldn't believe when Kylie told me." "Did you tell her you'd do this?" "I told her that I'd try making you my fart slave for sure. Hahaha! I can't believe this!!!" She patted the couch and I laid down on it. She pulled her pants down and stuck her ass in my face before laying a nasty fart right on my face. "Fucking sniff it up, boy! Come on! I don't want that nasty fucking brocolli smell up my nose! Why do you think I wanted a fart slave so bad? So I smelled my farts or so you smell my farts! Hahaha! Smell my farts is a real thing I'm telling someone!" She perched atop my face with her ass cheeks positioned on my chin and my nose. I opened my mouth and she farted again, the sound of her fart trapping in my mouth made her laugh. "It sounds like a duck! *Qwauaaaaaaaakkkk*," She said, mimicking the noise her asshole and my mouth just made in symphony. She adjusted so her asscheeks in the more normal and manageable position on either side of my face, my mouth now completely sealing off her asshole from the world. Barroooooooooooppppsssssssssssssssss She tensed up at the end as it was hissing into my mouth. "Oh my god! That burned! Taco Hell, am I right?! Hahaha." I heard that the team she was cheering for had thrown a turnover and he grunted. With the grunt came a fart and with the fart came a scent that made me almost shove her off my face. "Come on, don't fucking move here. You're going to piss me off!" She punched down on my abs and I flexed. It hurt her hand and she farted again, saying, "Hurt my hand when I punch you, eh? Well I win the war because your mouth is my fucking fart bin! Hahaha. I can't believe you're into this!" I was very into it, and her dominant tone made me all the more into it. We made it to halftime with barely any more farts and she grabbed my hand as we headed to her room. I think we fucked for about an hour, because it was almost the fourth quarter when we got back to the living room. She went to the bathroom and cleaned herself off and I laid on the couch, exhausted from the passionate love making session. She walked into the room and instead of sitting on the other couch like usual, she pulled her pants down and sat right back on my face!!! "I figured that if you're really as into this as I am, you'll be able to handle a little ole beer shit." "Mmmppphh!!!" "I'll take that as a yes!" She let a sludge shit slide out and it filled my mouth. It was just big enough to fill my mouth and I reactively swallowed it down without thinking!!! "You just ate my shit! Hahaha! I asked Kylie and she said she'd let a few turds go. I knew I wanted to have one of my beer shits in your mouth though. Those are the fucking worst! Hahaha. Imagine that! I went out and partied like a rockstar last night, and now today I'm using a human being as my fucking toilet. My god, this is hot!" She started fingering herself as I ate her shit and came to an orgasm on my face. She kept going and gave herself another orgasm as I stuck my tongue up into her asshole while she farted and let another small turd go so I could eat her shit and clean her anus. I did, too. I ate the whole shit and cleaned her ass. And when she was done? "Thank you Carly." "Seriously, this is unreal. I'm the one taking a shit in your mouth and you're thanking me!!! I hope you're ok with just doing the fart stuff and some sex, because I can't really date you, but I'll for sure use you for all my farting and shitting needs." She laughed again and went back to sitting on my face. My senior year was just getting started... |
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