New Year Truth or Dare
by Slave Fart

"Alright! Everyone into the living room! It's time for charades," that was Tiffany, smiling through her chubby cheeks and perfectly scaped eyebrows, "Grandma doesn't want to wait too long."

Hanging out with my black friend's family on New Year's Eve was a first for me. I usually spent it at a scummy bar, but I was getting older at 25 and didn't want beer spilled on me. So my friend Tyrique told me that he gets together with his family and the kids hang out and play charades with the adults, then play an old high school game of truth or dare. It sounded silly, but what the hell, I would make it fun.

Being the only white face there seemed strange, but nobody acted weird and I killed it in charades.

Ty told me charades was intense, but I had no idea...

"ALICE IN WONDERLAND," his Uncle Jeff stood up, chest bumped me into the Christmas tree and turned to his kids, "THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S HOW WE DO IT UP IN HERE!"

Tiffany was the last person up for our team and if we got the point we'd win, or we'd have to go into overtime...

Her motions were weird and nobody from our team could guess a right answer. All I noticed was her thick thighs and huge ass with that dark brown skin. She was wearing blue pajama pants, and her butt was just pressing out the back of these things. She had absolutely no belly to speak of, and her breasts were more than enough for someone like me. Physically, she was perfection. Then she bent over for something in the charade and it showed off that big butt again. It was a deep ass, too. You could tell that burying your face in her ass meant you'd lose your sense of self. All while I was thinking of this, the sand ran out of the timer. My eyes went to meet hers and I saw a wry smile cross her mouth, dimpling those cheeks.

Overtime was a best of three, or if we tied after that, first to miss. We got our first two and the other team missed. The ball dropped. The old people went to bed...

Now it was Ty, Tiffany, myself, and three other twenty something cousins of his......

"Truth or dare time," Ty seemed excited, "Two things: We get to put a 'didn't complete the dare' penalty on it, so you have to complete every dare. And two: Don't pick 'dare' if Tiff asks you. You will regret it."

I laughed, "Ok. Ok."

Drinks flowed and everyone was cracking up, telling stories about high school and first kisses. Tiffany took a truth and then it was her turn.

Her eyes fixed on me, "Ok, white boy... Truth or dare?"

I had been drinking and said, "Dare."

Tiffany's eyes opened very wide and her smile took over her entire face, shifting those chubby cheeks into her eyes. Ty shouted, "NO! You... Aw man you fucked up..."

"He sure did," Tiffany rubbed her hands together, "Now then..."

"What did I do," I asked.

Tiffany said, "Here's what you need to do. Kneel down for 60 seconds. If you move AT ALL within that 60 seconds, the timer restarts. If you move AT ALL during THAT 60 seconds, the timer restarts again. If you move AT ALL during THAT 60 seconds, the timer restarts one last time. Now, if you move AT ALL during the fourth countdown, you have to lay on the ground with your mouth open as wide as it goes and do anything I command while on your back for 15 minutes. If you refuse, I put a penalty of being my complete toilet slave for a week on it."

I had never been more confused at what a "toilet slave was", but I didn't ask questions and got into the kneeling position. How hard could this be?

From my knees I had my eyes open and one of the other girl cousins had a stopwatch. She said, "This is Tiffany's favorite dare. She can only use it on new people, and new people never come around no more. You just fucked up not saying truth."

Tiffany was stretching and getting loose before getting directly in front of me, "You know when the clock starts..."

She pulled down her pants and I was face to ass with her giant butt. She spread her ass cheeks and slowed back into my face. I took a deep inhale right before her ass cheeks swallowed me and everyone was laughing at me. I smelled her butthole and whiffed on her anus. This giant ass now had full control of me.

"Oh god you need to wipe," I screamed.

"Feel free to lick it clean for me!"

Everyone was enjoying my humiliation, but then it got worse...

BRRRRRRRRROUUUUUMMMMMMFFFFFFFF

"OH GOD YOU FUCKING FARTED IN MY FACE!"

"Yup! And you just moved... So... Back on your knees for my ass.... Round two!"

She pointed her anus right at my face, pulsing it and mocking me with her hot fart that still hung in the air. But it was my face that was farted on.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

She let a silent blast of heat go in my face with her asshole about an inch from my nose. It was so foul and I pursed my lips.

"Oh, you puckering up?! Here! Let me give you that!"

She brought her asshole back to my pursed lips and unwittingly I gave her asshole a solid kiss. She farted a loud blast right through my lips and it went onto my tongue!!!

PPPPPWWWWUUUBSBSSTTT

I moved again...

"ROUND THREE BITCH! YES! You reallllllllly don't wanna get into round 5... I do though! HA!"

Everyone was chuckling and I got reset, convinced I would let her get me to round five since I didn't know what it was...

I'd endured three farts so far, so I could handle another one. But when she plunged me into her ass, this time there was no chance to breathe. It was just five straight two second farts, one after the other.

POOOOOO POOOOOO POOOOOO POOOOOO POOOOOO

They all sounded exactly alike, each one the only air I could get... They weren't counting down, but I had to be close. Someone said "Ok!", so I took my face from her ass...

"AHHHH!!!! SHE GOT YOU!!!! My cousin, looking out for me!"

"I'm done... She said ok..."

"Nah, she said ok because you was at 55 seconds... BAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ON ROUND 4 BITCH! YOU GOT ONE MORE CHANCE TO SNIFF UP ALL MY FARTS WITHOUT MOVING BITCH!"

This time before the clock started, she stood in front of me, looking over her shoulder and smacking her lips. She was really enjoying having someone to torture. Her eyes locked with mine and she let a monstrous fart go in my face. It was so loud and so much air that I had to close my eyes.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTTTT

I choked on the horrific stench, the first time I'd taken to truly appreciate the smells she was letting go. And that was my downfall, because as her huge ass closed in, I couldn't help it and moved my face to cough. She farted again and again, two more farts that sounded like a dead animal and directly in my face, some of her fart smell was in my mouth and I was tasting it.

"Ahhh yes... My farts must taste disgusting. How do they taste, boy?"

"Your... Farts... Taste awful!!!"

"Mmmm... Music to my ears! But you know what... Now that you've failed to eat just a few measly farts... It's just got a whole lot worse for you."

All of her cousins were cracking up and Ty said, "Dude I'm so sorry... But I told you not to pick dare on Tiff."

I asked, "What will I have to do?"

"Round five is 'you have to lay on the ground with your mouth open as wide as it goes and do anything I command while on your back for 15 minutes'. Remember, disobey any of this and you have to be my complete toilet slave for a week."

"What the fuck is a toilet slave? Maybe I'll just do that," I said from my hands and knees, looking like a defeated dog.

Everyone busted out laughing at me again.

"MY toilet slave smells my farts, drinks my piss, eats my shit, and licks my ass clean when I'm all done..."

Again, the entire basement erupted in enjoyment at my humiliation.

I didn't ask any questions, but I laid on my back with my mouth as wide as it would go and said, "Start the timer."

With that, Tiffany stood over me and I realized I was going to serve as Her toilet slave anyways...

"I want you to know that I'm going to enjoy this. I'm going to really relish turning you into my fucking toilet. I'm going to enjoy my shit sliding out of my asshole and right into your mouth. This is going to be the most humiliating thing that ever happens to you, know that. Know that you're eating shit. You're knowingly allowing me to squat right over your mouth and take a shit. Just," she inhaled very sharply, emotionally taking in her victory, "Just know that."

She turned to face my feet and squatted, keeping perfect posture above me. Her giant ass cheeks hung down and I could see her asshole pushing up, deep within the globes of her ass cheeks. Her cavernous bowels had a fart for me first and it echoed into my mouth, sounding like a duck.

QUUUAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKK

"Smelliest duck quack I ever heard," she cracked jokes to all her cousins who were around me, watching this like a defeated gladiator in the middle of the coliseum, all waiting for my fate to fall upon me.

A light trickle of urine poured into my mouth and I tasted the salty, acrid flow. It was horrible how she could control it because if some had spilled over, I'd be fine with it. Her posture remained absolutely straight and it was easy to want to have sex with someone so perfect... But instead I would be eating her shit.

"Now, when I defecate into your mouth, I want you to eat ALL of it before the fifteen minutes is up. Failure to do so means you're opting for the penalty... Which is a week of.... THIS!!!"

A very large fart ushered in the arrival of the first turd head that I saw. I watched as her sphincter relaxed and her asshole actually opened before anything came out. It just sat there open, with a huge void, almost like it was showing me the insides of her bowels that would soon feed me. But then the slick beginning of a very large turd started to emerge. It was light brown, lighter than her dark skin and about a half dollar in diameter. This proved to me tough to keep it all in my mouth because of the horrible taste. I was gagging, but determined. She kept guiding the turd across my face once it had filled my mouth, everyone cracking up that it was all over my face. She wasn't just turning me into a toilet, she was humiliating me the entire way.

"Don't forget to start munching on my shit, boy! Ooo eee! That STINKS! Better eat it fast. I don't like the smell. I don't care if you don't like the smell or the taste, so you should eat it, but do it fast because I don't want to smell my own shit. You have to EAT IT!"

Everyone cracked up, and they called me shit breath and poop face... But... Tiffany stayed over me, pointing her ass at my face...

I finished eating all of her shit, the entire turd.

"Man... Nobody's ever been able to eat a whole turd, and that was a big one, at least a foot long... Hmmm... What about this? What's this taste like?"

This time it was a soft serve creamy shit that she took right in my mouth, it was a big load for sure.

"Mmmmm! Soft serve! Tell me is it yummy? HAHAHAHA!"

I basically just shut my lips around it and swallowed it down... It was over...

"Oh what you think you're done? HA! Nah... Here's one more shot I got..."

This load started with that same soft serve, but then it started to turn more airy, but solid. It was like a rope-turd and it was about the diameter of a quarter, but it smelled the worst. It had me gagging and everyone was laughing in my face as it became covered in her dump.

She stood up and said, "Now lick my ass clean when you're done."

I slowly chewed and got it all down, I would throw up for sure, but just had to make it to the end of this ordeal. They started counting down.

"5... 4... 3... 2... 1... HAHAHA! DONE!"

They all laughed and I washed my face, licked Tiffany's ass clean, and then threw up. When I came back, everyone was cracking up.

"Thank god it's finally over."

Ty put his arm around me, "Sorry man..."

Tiffany took me by my face and pulled it to the floor... There was the smallest piece of turd you could see...

"It looks like you didn't do everything I said... Which means you've opted for the penalty I guess."

Her face was pure evil and... And...

"I guess I'm your toilet for the next week..."

She laughed in my face and said, "Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, this is great for me, but for you? What a shitty way to ring in the New Year?"