November 2, 2019

My neighbour is moving out today. He's old, like, really old. According to him he'd rather live in a small apartment he can maneuver than fall down the stairs in a big suburban house. I guess I see where he's coming from, but he's super rich.. Just buy a chair lift? Anyway, I guess I'm just jealous of his huge house. He was always nice to me, so I wish him luck.

November 10, 2019

The new neighbours finished moving in today, and their inviting us over for dinner. It's a small family, a Mom, a Dad and a daughter my age. She's cute, but her Mom is much more my type- I get a sort of dominant vibe from her, and she is the definition of MILF. Long blonde hair, huge tits a juicy, fat ass and that mature sexy face women get with age.

Later that night

Dinner was good, but I made a total ass of myself. I couldn't keep my eyes off the Mom's ass in her sundress and the daughter caught me staring. She didn't rat me out, but she gave look of total disapproval. I don't think I'll be going over there for dinner again. Her ass though, I couldn't even focus.. all I could think about was stuffing my face inside. God what I'd do to sniff up one of her farts, I bet they smell awful, I mean, they're a vegan family.

November 15, 2019

I never used to appreciate the proximity of my house to my neighbours, and the location of my bedroom window. Through my curtains I can see right into the neighbour's upstairs bathroom. I never dared spy on my previous geriatric neighbour, but now I get excited at the thought of catching a glimpse of that MILFs bare ass fresh out of the shower, or even better her on the can. They don't have curtains in there yet, and they have not even tried to obscure the window so far, I guess they're just that type of people. Tonight i'm gonna set up a little camera, and I'll watch over the tape tomorrow.

November 16, 2019

Today was weird.. but in a really, really good way. I was trying to stealthily remove my spycam from my windowsill when the daughter entered the bathroom. I froze and then frantically tried to play it off, but once again she caught me in the act. But this time she smiled, and turned her butt to face me. She was in a death metal crop top and black leggings. I had been so focused on her mother, I never realized what a body she had herself. Slowly, with her head turned to look over her shoulder, she shimmied out of her leggings, as her milky white skin poured over the waistband. Her ass was plump, and round. The crack went deep, and each little motion as she wiggled out of her pants made her ass cheeks jiggle. I was already shocked, and hard as fuck, and then, she completely defied expectations once again. She sat down on the toilet, and began to rub her stomach in a dramatic way- she was trying to signify that she had to take a shit. I could see her back arched in, and the gentle crease between her thigh and waist as her soft ass hit the porcelain. All I could do was imagine my face in the bowl. She gestured a masturbating motion with her hand, and I followed along. I came in seconds and she giggled sweetly. Cleaning myself up, she jokingly wafted her hands up to her nose enjoying the scent of her shit, before wiping and exiting the washroom. I can't wait to see her again, hopefully much closer.

November 22, 2019

I hadn't seen the daughter in a few days. I was starting to worry it was a one time thing, but alas she showed up at our door asking for me. Her name is Alicia. She's a redhead with a few freckles, and she dresses like a goth, always in tight black clothing. We got along so well, she's the first real friend I've made in a while, and the best part- I told her I have a fart fetish and that I'm into femdom, and she was ecstatic. I spoke about how I had a major crush on her Mom and assumed she would be the dominant one, but the daughter explained just how typical and vanilla the Mother was. It was honestly dissapointing after all the fantasies, but It mattered little now, we planned a session together tonight, Alicia is gonna tie me to her bed, sit on my face, and fart while I stroke my cock.

Later on that night

I can still taste her gas. What a night. I arrived at the door around eight, and she greeted me. Her parent's are out of town this week so we had the house to ourselves. She let me in and I could see she wearing volleyball shorts which could barely contain her ass, and another crop top showing off generous underboob. We sat and watched a movie while ordering food, it was her decision to uber eats burritos, but I'm not a huge fan of them food so I got churos dipped in chocolate. She teased that I'd be eating burritos tonight anyway. Her comments made me horny, and I brought my face closer to hers. She shut her eyes, and we kissed. Making out on the couch I grabbed greedy handfuls of her plump, meaty ass. Before long the food arrived, she scarfed down two huge burritos so fast I didn't notice myself staring.

"What?" She asked. "I didn't have lunch!" She seemed a little upset, but I assured her I just couldn't believe how she stayed thin. She giggled. "It all goes to my ass and tits, and plus, I've got IBS- so it never stays in me long~" Her stomach growled and she pulled me by the collar up the stairs. We made it to her room, and kissed passionately. She asked me to pull down her shorts, and get on my knees. I obeyed. Before long she took me by the hair and guided my face to her bare ass crack. Just barely a centimetre from her crack, I felt a gentle, warm sensation blow across my face. Immediately as I felt her gas, a powerful, eggy smell hit my nose.

It drove me crazy, like a dog I stuck my face deep into her crack and began to sniff, and lick at her anus. She giggled before beginning to moan at the sensation of my tongue inside of her. "Keep your mouth open for a sec." She asked. Obeying her, I gaped my mouth wide, and placed my lips around her hole. She grunted softly. Her sotmach growled. Quickly, with a nauseating groan my mouth was filled with hot, eggy gas. I swallowed the raunchy fart, and nearly came as I felt it billow down my throat. My cock felt like it was going to burst. She grasped my hair and forced me deeper between her cheeks. As she arched her back in deep, I could feel fluid beginning to ooze down my chin- she was enjoying this. The thought of her getting wet from torturing me, the taste of her gas, her strained face looking down at me over her shoulder. My cock flooded my boxers with cum. I tensed up and convulsed in orgasm with my mouth still wrapped around her anus.

I instinctively began to free my face, but she tightened her grasp, and kept me inside. I reached up and grabbed her hips. "I'm not finished yet.. you don't get to cum until I have- now be good boy and obey me, I've got another one coming." She groaned, and with a bubbly wet rumble, my mouth was once more full of gas. Her legs began to shake, and she nearly ripped my hair from my scalp, before letting go completely. I fell back out of her ass, panting, with cum, spit, and a little bit of shit dripping off my chin. She looked down at me smiling, before scolding me. "Next time, I cum first, not you. Go home now, I need to think of a good punishment for you. Be back here same time tomorrow, or else."