My Friend Jessica
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I thought you might like to hear a story about my friend Jessica. She is a very sweet girl with a pretty face and a little on the chunky side..not really fat but kind of thick-bodied and with a very large ass--I'm trying to guess by making the tape measure into an oval about the size of her hips and all I can say is its probably between 46"-48" at the hips. She has a boyfriend who absolutely adores her body--when Im around them hes always sneaking his hand into the back-pocket of her jeans and giving her butt a squeeze--hes a sweetheart himself. Anyways, we took a trip to Daytona this past year along with our friend Angela (who is in college) but had to stay at a dumpy motel out of town for a few nights--partly because everything else was booked and partly because the managers aren't always thrilled at the prospect of giving rooms to HS and college kids(and Angela was the only "adult" at 18).

So one night after we had been over at a party at a guys hotel room in Daytona we came back after having had alot to drink and started scarfing down Tacos that we had gotten from Taco Bell--none of us had eaten all day so we ate alot of Tacos--Angela and I had 4-5 Tacos each and Jessica actually ate 7 and a Mexican Pizza to boot. So a few hours later we're all lying on the bed on our stomachs watching a late-nite movie when a very loud very long fart--I'd say it had to last about 6-7 seconds--erupted from Jess's butt. She said "ohh god excuse me"and admitted her stomach was really feeling queasy and we just giggled--I wasn't feeling that hot myself. So we keep watching the movie and a half hour later Jessica gets up and starts stumbling for the bathroom. We hear her put the cover up, plunk her big bottom on the seat and let out a grunt. Suddenly there was a very loud *SPLASH* like a large rock being tossed into a lake, followed by the steady smaller splashes of a sound I know all too well as liquid mud.

Jessica let out a small groan and Angela called out "Are u OK Jess?" She said she was staring to feel a little better now but I could still hear the mud flowing from her butt as well as tiny squeaker farts erupting every few seconds. Her shit lasted a pretty long time before we heard her get up and start to wipe herself. Finally we heard her flush the toilet and assumed her problem was finished until we heard her call out "oh God..its not going down". I called back whats wrong and she said it was clogged up. I went in to look and I swear to god it looked like an elephant had just took a dump.

I love Jess but I couldn't help laughing--The huge brown baby she had layed to start the dump was the major culprit as it was kind of blocking the exit, though it was as much the toilet's fault since it was an old model with a tiny hole and not much sucking strength. But even so the toilet was just full of shit--it wasn't just a case of it turning the surface water dark and lumpy it was actually piled up in the water and sticking out o the sides. After a few more flushes we went outside the motel which was thankfully in a rural area and found a stick, brought it inside and I started jabbing at the brown baby in the toilet while Angela was giggling herself silly and Jess just looked mortified.

Finally we broke it down, gave a few good flushes and got the muck down the drain. I took the stick and layed it down outside our room because I knew I would need to go soon and was worried I might clog up the toilet too. Unfortunately unlike Jess I didn't get out all the gas in one dump--I spent most of the night and much of the next morning letting out tiny whisper farts, to the point where in the morning while we were eating doughnuts in our room I let off a few and Angela sighed and said "I'm sorry Heather but I can't eat and smell those beaners at the same time I'll throw up. She went out for a long walk but Jess stayed and talked while I passed a few more..I guess she figured if I could solve her toilet problem the least she could do was put up with my SBD's