Mom's Secret Recipe
by Fart Fiction

"Wow mom, this curry is as good as ever! What do you do to make them taste so great?"
"Oh it's just my secret recipe..."

"Hey mom! I got 90% on the maths exam!" Jimmy said when he got home.
"Is that so?" asked his mom.
"Yeah, see?" Jimmy showed his mom the sheets.
"Wow, as a reward, I'll let you have some of the secret recipe on its own!" his mom said.
"Really?" said Jimmy. His lips started to water, he could only imagine how nice this would taste.
"Close your eyes and open your mouth," his mom said so Jimmy followed the instructions.
PPPPRRRFFFFFT!
"Ew! What the?" Jimmy opened his eyes and saw that his mom's ass was facing him
"What was that for? Oh god, it's in my mouth! *cough cough*"
"Oh come on, you always say they're delicious!" Jimmy's mom said.
"Wha-what do you mean?" said Jimmy, confused and scared.
"I always fart on the curry we have," his mom answered.
Jimmy screamed. "I've been eating your farts?! That's disgusting! I'm gonna be sick!"
"Oh stop complaining, you love them," his mom said.
"No I don-" his sentence was cut off by an ass to the face. He tried pushing his mom away from him but she wouldn't budge.
"Bon appetite!" his mom said as she cut a fart so loud it broke his glasses.
"Aaah! There's glass in my eyes!" Jimmy cried.
"Dont worry, we can get you new glasses," his mom said as she let an SBD out.
"That's not the problem here! *sniff* Oh my god that stinks! Go away go away!"
"Sorry, I can't hear you, too busy breaking wind!" Jimmy's mom said as she ripped another fart, this one stinkier than the rest.
"I- I can't breathe! You're about to kill me like you killed them flowers just now!"
"That wasn't even a serious fart, stop your winging." Jimmy's mom then farted again causing Jimmy to pass out.

Jimmy woke up tied to a chair with his nose shoved up his mother's bare stink hole.

"Mom! My nose is stuck and it stinks in here! Please!" Jimmy screamed.

"Please what? Fart for you?" his mom asked as she tightened her ass and let out a wet fart.

"*cough cough* no! Please loosen up a bit!"

"Oh fine, but don't think we're done," his mom said. She opened up her asshole letting Jimmy pull his nose out but then she shoved her asshole into her son's mouth.

"Mm! Mm? Mmmmmm!" Jimmy tried calling to his mom but she didn't listen, she then let out a monstrously foul tasting fart. She then looked at her son and saw he was about to throw up. She then moved away from him and put a round mask on him. The mask was attached to a tube which the mom put up her ass and continued farting in. Each fart was wetter, nastier, and louder AND longer than the last. Jimmy threw up and the vomit filled up a third of the mask, making it so his chin up to his mouth were completely covered in his spew.

"Unlucky you," said his mom. "Now you can only breathe in through your nose!"

Jimmy was crying more tears then he ever has in his life, the tears were starting to fill the mask as well.

"So Jimmy, do you love my secret recipe?" his mom laughed as she cut a long airy fart followed by a short squeaky one. Jimmy breathed it in and felt like vomitting even more then he already had.

"Oh here it comes, the big finale!"

'Finale, it's about to end so I can get out,' thought Jimmy. If only he was that lucky.

The smelly trumpet blew one last time into the fart, tear and vomit filled mask, this fart was very long, sloppy and stinkier than all the previous farts multiplied.

'What on earth? Something so toxic shouldn't be in a human!' Jimmy thought as he spewed even more, the vomit was now covering him up to above his nose so he couldn't breathe. His mom looked at him and waved while laughing.
"Was it nice?" she asked him as he died.