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Meeting the Family “Johnny boy I’m just gonna get straight to the point…….You fuckin my sister?” Johnathan sighed. “Can’t this wait guys I mean aren’t we suppose to go help set up the party?” “Hey don’t change the subject! Are you fucking our sister or not? Its a simple yes or no question.” “You know what I don’t think were gonna leave this spot till you tell us Johnny boy.” He said flicking Johnathans ear. Johnathan sighed once more not believing the situation he was currently in. See today was Zoey’s birthday and she was turning eight, Delilah who had planned this “big party” wanted to have it with her brothers. This didn’t really sit well with John who dreaded this day for a long time, he wasn’t thrilled in meeting her family because knowing that Paul didn’t like him he was pretty sure nobody else in the family would like him either. She told him not to worry about it, everything would be fine. Well that was bullshit because right now he was sitting in the living room with three of the Casseus brothers and just like he predicted they all hated his guts. Sitting to his left was Shawn and to his right was Richard, both were around Johns height and both looked like they were in great shape for their age except Richard looked a bit bigger, and of course the three of them had the reddish brown hair that there sister had. Richard was the second oldest behind Paul, Shawn was third, and across from him was Joseph. He was the last boy in the family before Delilah was born and he hadn’t really said much when John got here unlike the other two who hounded him ever since he set foot into Joey's wonderful home. He hadn’t met his girlfriend’s parents yet, but then again he wasn’t that excited to meet them anyways. When he eventually had to meet them he hoped they would like him but he seriously didn’t count on that happening. “Hey! Quit daydreaming stupid and answer the question.” Richard snapped as Shawn once again flicked his ear. “Guys listen I really don’t think this is any of your busi- Would you stop flicking my ear please! Its really annoying." “Listen you idiot our sister ain’t some girl you can pick up off the street corner or somethin, she’s special you got that.” “Yeah” Shawn quipped. “She’s beautiful too, I mean I would fuck her but thats not the point.” The living room was quiet after he said that. “Did you just say you’d fuck your own sister Shawn? Richard asked. “N-no that came out wrong, what I meant w-” “Both of you just shut the fuck up.” Joseph was getting irritated on how his older brothers were handling this so he finally decided to say something. “Listen Johnathan what these two dolts are trying to say is that we love our sister dearly and if anything happens we're gonna beat the fuck out of you understand.” Johnathan nodded wishing they could of just said that in the first place. Zoey ran into the living room like a blur before being swooped up Richard. She giggled as he began to use her as a bench press. “Where are you going birthday girl?” He said pretending to put more effort into it. Zoey laughed uncontrollably. “Uncle Richy, mom wanted me to tell you that she needs you guys in the kitchen.” “All right just one more annnnnnnd done! He placed her on the ground as she smiled and ran out the room laughing like a maniac. The four males walked to the kitchen seeing Delilah pull out the tray of cookies from the oven. Johnathan smiled as he watched her bend over, her tight denim dark blue jeans were putting on one hell of a show as he imagined himself groping her butt. He felt somebody elbow him in the gut turning to see Joseph glare at him. She placed the tray on the counter removing her mittens as she walked towards them. She didn’t seem too happy. “So you finished interrogating him yet? Well you better have because I had to put out all the food outside by myself, take the drinks out of the car, rush to the store to get some paper plates, and finish making these damn cookies. I hope you’re all happy.” She mumbled. Shawn wrapped his arm around her shoulder. “Oh come on sis we’re sorry alright I mean we had to make sure he wasn’t a loser. I still think he is one but hey if it makes you happy I’m happy.” “Gee thanks.” She said rolling her eyes. “Hey hands off my cookies you bitch! You wait till everyone gets here.” Richard who was eating one of her cookies dropped it back on the tray and began cleaning his hands. “Don’t get your panties in a wad I was just trying them, some don’t even have any chocolate chips on em.” “Wish mom came to make them instead.” Shawn mumbled, but unfortunately for him Delilah heard it and she was furious. “You know what Shawn fuck you! Just because of that I’m not gonna finish making the food, you are!” Richard smacked Shawn on the head. “Nice going Idiot!” “Richy I swear to god I’m going to beat the shit outta you, don't fucking hit me!” “You know what all three of you get out of the kitchen, yes you too Joey get out!” The three brothers exited the kitchen still arguing with another leaving Delilah and Johnathan by themselves. She sighed as she wrapped him in tight hug and rested her head against his chest. “Can you freakin believe what he said, I mean why would he say something like that!” “Mhmm hmm.” He said as he rubbed her back before slowly sliding his hands down to her waist. “I feel like they don’t appreciate what I do for them like seriously!” “Yeah totally agree with you babe.” With his hands finally reaching their destination he began rubbing them oh so slowly around her derriere before gently squeezing it. He smiled when he heard her shriek “You weren’t even listening to me where you?” “Oh I was.” She giggled. “Oh really, what did I say then?” Enjoying his hands all over her butt as she wrapped her arms around his neck. “What I heard you say was I hope my wonderful boyfriend appreciates these tight denim jeans that I’m wearing just for him. They make my ass look so gorgeous I mean he has to like it.” He squeezed her butt a bit harder hearing her moan softly in his ear. “The thing I like about these jeans the most.” She whispered. “They make my farts sound soooo lovely, just listen to this one……. PRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppptt-rrrrrrapptt-BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPTTTTTTTTTT ppppppppppffffffflllptt-PPPRRRVVVVVVVVRRRRRTTT!! A chain of colossal bubbly like farts exploded out of her quivering cheeks as the sound suffocated in her jeans making her moan heavenly. She couldn't help but to smile, to be able to produce something that big it made her proud. For Johnathan it was heaven, but what surprised him though was the stench which that started to fill the kitchen. It was pretty putrid and kind of wet too as he replayed the sound in his head, that only happens when she eats……..With a knowing grin he kissed her on the forehead. “You've been eating chocolate haven’t you?” Delilah could only giggle at this. “I’ve been making chocolate chip cookies for a while now you’d expect me to at least have some chocolate.” “I love you so much did you know that?” He said continuing to rub her butt. PPPHHHSSSSSssssuuuuUUUUAAAARRRRRrrroooOOOOMMMmmvvVVVVSSSSPPPPLLLLLRRT! PPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPTTTTTTTBLRRPRLRBLRPLTBLRPLTBRBRBRBPTPPTPTPTPTT! Two deafening roars of gas exploded a bit louder from her of ass, lasting more than 14 seconds the sound similar to a trumpet player blowing on a bad note. She smiled after that one “You said you love me or do you love my farts?” “Both but I do love you more.” He leaned down and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. “You got anymore.” He did a light tap on her butt letting her know what he meant. “Sorry buster but that was my last one, I was going off like a machine gun at the store though you should have been there. Had to hold that one in for a while just for you though.” John pouted. “How could you do that to me you know I love your farts,you owe me.” “I guess I do but what did you have in mind.” “We could have sex right now.” He said as he began kissing her neck before she pushed him away trying to contain her laughter. “Not in my brothers kitchen you idiot!” That didn’t stop him as he pressed her body against his as he began kissing her neck. She laughed trying to worm out of the soon to be hot make out session. She gasped when she felt him touch her breast but he hushed her with his mouth. There tongues battled for dominance as he lifted Delilah off the ground and placed her on the counter, her big butt pushed away some of the materials that was next to her. She wrapped her legs around his waist as they continued to kiss each other roughly, as much as she tried to deny it Delilah loved moments like this. With his hands traveling up and down her body, goose bumps following after his fingertips. She shivered once and parted her lips, allowing John to slide his tongue inside her mouth and his hand slipped through her pink shirt to give her breast a gentle squeeze. She moaned into his mouth and Johnathan felt his whole body tingle once more, his favorite sound from her obviously second were her farts but he enjoyed them both anyway. His hands went back to her ass squeezing it harder this time making her giggle in between the kiss. “Naughty boy.” She whispered. “Jesus christ I thought I was going to a birthday party not a freakin porno!” John immediately pulled away from Delilah when he heard that familiar voice, quickly hiding behind one of the counters to hide his erection. He looked to see the one and only Paul Casseus was standing in the middle of the kitchen with two suitcases in his hand and he didn’t look to happy. “Nice fucking move casanova, you were nearly close to fuckin my sister in my brothers kitchen. Real fuckin smooth.” He placed both suitcases next to the wall before glaring at the two, watching them fidget uncomfortably under his gaze. “Put my stuff upstairs Johnny boy.” John frowned. “Wh-” “Do it because I have to refrain myself from beating the holy hell outta you from what I just witnessed a couple seconds ago.” With that John sprinted across the room and picked up the two suitcases, frowning when he felt one was heavier than the other. But that wasn’t his business anyway. “I’ll be back I guess.” He said putting his head down as he quickly walked out the kitchen. “Yeah whatever.” He mumbled before glaring at Delilah who was smiling throughout the whole ordeal. "Fuckin stinks in here." Delilah tried to hide her smile when she shrugged as if to say she didn't know what he was talking about. His eyes darted to the tray of cookies making him roll his eyes. "I swear one of these days your gonna kill me with those freakin butt bombs." --------------------------------------------------- She looked stunning, absolutely stunning. She was wearing black high heels which was probably a bad idea because of the fact that she is stepping on grass, A light blue frilly blouse that went up to her wrist and black khakis that showed off her amazing ass. So John did what every male on the entire planet would do when spotting a great ass.. He stared….. Just how big was her ass anyway? It couldn’t be bigger than Delilah’s could it? “You better stop staring before Pauly comes here and catches you staring.” She said breaking him out of his perverted gaze. Johnathan nearly fell of his chair after hearing her eldest brothers name. “W-what do you mean? Is she a friend of his or something?” Delilah frowned. “I thought I told you this, Michelle’s his wife they’ve been married for about five years now. I’ll bring her over. HEY MICHELLE COME HERE FOR A SEC!” If there was a time he could choose when he wanted to die, Johnathan would immediately choose right now. He was a dead man if Paul ever caught him staring at his wife, it was bad enough already that Delilah’s other brothers didn’t like him so right now he wasn’t in good standing. He watched the women named Michelle approached the table they were sitting with three large plates full of food, it looked liked it was enough to feed the entire family for the party. The plate consisted of hot dogs, to hamburgers, pizza, salad, chips and dip, cookies, ribs, chicken, and even corn. Did every female in this family have a large appetite? “No need to yell Delilah I wasn’t far from where you’re sitting.” Michelle said setting her plates down. “Jesus I hope you saved some for me at least!? What, did you not eat when Pauly came to get you?” Amazed from the amount of food her sister-in law had. Michelle blew a frustrated sigh. “No I actually didn’t, it wasn’t till I left the school he calls me saying be ready in twenty minutes. So I’m just like alright I got time to make something to eat at home. I get there start boiling water just to make some ramen when he comes in saying we have to go and I’m like but I’m hungry. He says ‘your gonna eat at the party so come on.’ I had to leave my precious noodles at home just cause of him.” She says as she starts applying a large amount of ketchup on her burger. “So I’m eating my heart out while we're here for the weekend, I know I ruining my diet but I’m just sooooo HUNGRY!” She sat down and already started digging in not acknowledging Johnathan was even at the table. “Oh don’t worry.” She said covering her mouth as she chewed. “I saved plenty for you, you can take some if you like just letting you know I’m getting seconds.” “Thanks.” Her eyes beamed with delight as she grabbed a hamburger and started eating it. “First things first I want you to meet my boyfriend Johnathan. Johnathan this is my sister in-law Michelle, Michelle meet Johnathan.” Michelle swallowed loudly, taking a napkin and cleaning her hands she stuck out her hand for her a handshake. “Pleasure to meet you.” Nervously grabbing her hand like it was a ticking time bomb he returned the handshake. “N-nice to meet you too.” She flashed him a warm smile. “Your hands really are soft, wow Delilah you weren’t lying after all.” “See I tol-.....You have got to be kidding me, Michelle you got another tattoo?” On her left arm there were multiple designs that went past her shirt sleeve which could only mean there were some on her shoulder. Michelle could only show a shy smile, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear before she spoke. “Yeah I got a couple more so what I don’t see what the big deal is?” Her answer reminded her of what Matt and Jeff always said whenever they did something stupid. “Thats not the point! I’m tired of Pauly turning you into a freaking drawing board, I mean enough is enough. Where is that stupid head anyway?” She began scanning the backyard looking for her eldest brother ignoring Michelles comments. “Delilah stop you do-” “PAULY GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!” Johnathan banged his head on the table, why did she have to make a big deal out of this. Plus why did she have to bring that behemoth over here anyway when his wife said its okay? Paul didn’t look to happy to be called all the way from the grill as he had a confused look on his face the entire time. “What is the matter with you, I told you that you had to get up and get your own damn food.” “Why did you make Michelle get another tattoo?” Delilah said, ignoring his oncoming rant. Paul frowned when he heard the question, this is what she called him over for. Just because of a freakin tattoo? “Okay two things, one she was the one that wanted to get it anyway so I let her. Why does it matter to you? Secondly shes my freakin wife! I can do whatever I want, if I want her to get a tattoo she can gets one, if she wants bigger tits not that I’m mad at the ones she has then she can get bigger tits. If I wanna fuck my wife on the this table then I’ll fuck her on this table right now!” “I don’t think that's necessary at all really….” Johnathan mumbled. Delilah waved off the silly comment. “Again thats not the point, why are you letting her get more tattoos? Just because you have a ton on your body doesn’t mean you can put the same amount on her.” “She only has four! You make it sound like shes has a freakin billion of em!” “Wait what do you mean four? I thought she only had three?” He sighed. “She just got another one her back. I have to get back to the grill now so enough with the questions.” Delilah took a sip of her drink before shooing him off not caring anymore. Paul rolled his eyes before looking at Johnathan who was trying to avert his gaze. Smiling he looked at his wife who was gobbling down food the entire conversation knowing it was about her, he leaned down and kissed her on the lips. Michelle who was shocked at first melted into the kiss placing a hand on his cheek as they deepened the kiss much to Delilahs annoyance. “Hey I’m trying to eat here.” Angrily munching on her chips as Johnathan covered his eyes. Michelle giggled through the kiss as she placed one last peck on his lips before going back to her food. “Thanks for the food babe.” He grunted in acknowledgement as he walked back to the grill. ”So what made you so interested in my sister in-law Johnathan.” She said as she began eating another piece of chicken. “I practically treat her like my own lover knowing nobody was gonna take her away from me, but then you came along.” Johnathan chuckled. “Well I’m pretty sure she told you this story a million times before but yeah we met at a club that was pretty popular in the area. So I’m just ordering my drink minding my own business and unknown to me she gets the same one I do and grabs the one I was gonna get. I caught her checking me out before I even get to introduce myself so shes blushing like crazy and I’m thinking that I can have this girl practically wrapped around my finger by the end of the night. So yeah thats pretty much it.” Michelle took a sip of her soda before setting it down. “Now thats funny because a little miss somebody told me that you were the one who approached HER and you were the one blushing.” She grinned evilly at Delilah who was blushing with embarrassment. “Oh how the mighty have fallen.” “S-shut up! Okay yes I lied so what, but you wouldn’t believe the moves he was pulling on me not even like ten seconds on the dance floor his hands are all over my butt.” She turned to Johnathan who had a amused smile on his face. “Is this true? “She enjoyed every minute of it trust me.” He grinned taking a sip of Delilah’s soda Michelle put on a fake pout. “Dee I thought I was the only one to touch your butt like that? And here I thought you liked touching my butt too, I feel betrayed. First I hear Emma and you are hanging out more and more now often and now you let random guys just touch your butt. I think we need to see a marriage counselor.” Delilah scoffed. “You perverts are all the same, always touching me and seducing me with your erotic ways. Somehow I always fall for it too.” Michelle raised a curious eyebrow. “You’re a pervert Johnathan?” This question put him in an uncomfortable situation. Was it safe to answer or was it bad idea knowing that she could probably tell Paul and in two seconds he would be getting a beating of a lifetime. “Uh………...I- “Oh course he is! He was looking at your butt before you came over here trust me. Watch this, hey babe who has the bigger butt me or Michelle?” No fucking way was he falling for that death trap.” You already know that answer baby it's yours.” Delilah shook her head in disbelief. “Of course you would say the same thing she would say. I mean you two do have something in common.” He didn’t get what she was saying “What do you mean by that?” “That the two of you have a fart fetish.” Johnathan choked on his drink not believing what he just heard. Michelle glared at Delilah but it looked less threatening since she was blushing of course with embarrassment. “I don’t believe you needed to share that information. Ce n'était pas de son entreprise!” Delilah giggled as she picked up another burger. ”Aw don’t be mad at me, like I said John has one too don’t you honey.” It still boggled his mind what he just heard and of course the french made him more confused, but the wife of the man he somewhat feared has the same fetish as him. It just sounded so surreal.”Y-yes I do.” He nervously watched her stare at him from across the table its almost like she had the stare of her husband from that distance. “He can be quite the cushion too you know, loves being under my butt and smelling my wonderful butt fragrance.” She pinched his cheek childishly as he tried to pry her off. Michelle actually put up an amusing smile surprising John. “Is that so? I don’t think he could handle mine though.” She said taking another sip from her soda. The comment made John frown, was she teasing him or was she testing him. It’s not like he goes around smelling other girls butts for pete sake, but seriously if he could handle Delilah then he could certainly handle her. “I’m not trying to sound confident or anything but I’m pretty sure I could.” “I don’t know babe, Michelle isn’t really on my level but she can rip a few good ones at best. Something I don’t think you could handle just yet.” She said wiping her hands on the paper towel before covering her mouth as she burped audibly. “I mean you have my permission to ask her for a quick sample.” “Okay now I feel a little bit insulted! Do you not remember when I gave you that massage when we first met? I had you screaming my name and we didn’t even have sex that night, I’m pretty sure I’ll do fine.” “Sh-shut up! You caught me off guard that night and besides I recall I was the one who made you reveal your secret.” “Is this true Delilah? Was it that good?” The blonde said with a teasing smile. The brunette could only blush, she recalled the night vividly her stomach was really bothering her that night but how was she suppose to know he was gonna give her an amazing stomach massage. Getting up from the table she marched off before turning to them. “I’m gonna go get some cake. You two can continue your pervertedness while I’m gone.” Michelle and Johnathan laughed as they watched her walk off knowing that she lost the battle. Settling down for a bit the two remained in what was an awkward silence to John but Michelle kept the a small smile on her face which creeped him out a bit. “John I'm happy that you are going out with Delilah and I'm glad she found someone who can make her happy, but I will repeat what my husband and my brother-in laws said, we will hurt you if you cause her any pain. Understand?” He nodded immediately. It was safe to say that the only people that liked him in the family so far besides Delilah and Zoey was Michelle and he was sure happy about that. “Now tell me about this ‘massage’ that Delilah seemed so embarrassed about. It must have been that good to make her blush like that.” “Well Its just a sensual method of mine that I use whenever shes bloated and stuff. I don’t wanna go into detail because I don’t think you can ‘handle” it. And I don’t want to explain what I do in my private time with your sister in-law cause your husband can pop out of nowhere and beat me up at any moment.” He said chuckling nervously. The blonde laughed. “Oh don’t worry about Pauly he's just trying to scare you thats all. He's a sweetheart behind all that toughness I mean look how he interacts with Zoey he's practically a kid himself.” Johnathan turned to look at Paul who was sitting next to Zoey and watched them arm wrestle, he pretended to put up a valiant effort before Zoey beat him as she did a victory pose after she won. Something came to his mind when he turned back to Michelle who was cleaning her mouth with the paper towel,”Does he know about your fetish?” Michelle looked up from her plate before processing the question in her head. “Yes and No. What I mean by that is that he knows that I have an endless stomach and I can get gassy at times but he doesn’t care really cause his sister is kind of like me. He and Delilah only know about my fetish, Richard, Shawn, and Joey don’t know at all but they know about my habits.” “Intresting.” He said looking at her still slim stomach. He heard a guttural groan come from her stomach that made his eyes widen, if her stomach already digested all the food she just ate then he was impressed but he found that highly unlikely. Looking up to her face she flashed him a knowing smile. “Something on your mind John?” John took his baseball hatt off and scratched his head before sighing. “Oh just wondering.” She cracked her neck. “Well what is it? You can tell me.” “Well I was wondering………” “Wondering what Johnny boy? He shrugged almost as to say he didn’t even care. “I was wondering if I could give you a good stomach rub later if you don't mind.” He looked down at her plate not wanting to see her reaction to his question. He was somewhat confused when he heard her giggle at the question. “Lemme guess so you can hear me fart?” “Why of course, I mean if its okay with you that is.” Michelle looked down to her stomach when she heard it groan once more. Smiling at this she stood up and left the table almost as if she ignored his question entirely. “W-wait where are you going?” She wasn’t gonna go and tell Paul was she? He should’ve kept his big mouth shut. “I’m only going to go get cake stop worrying, I’m gonna need fuel am I right? Don’t worry I’ll tell Delilah to eat plenty too I know you want her just as gassy as I am.” “So does that mean yes?” He said trying to play it cool. “Duh of course it does. Don’t get too excited though I just think it will be enjoyable getting a good stomach rub right after I eat thats all.” She walked behind Delilah and whispered something into her ear that made her giggle. They both turned to look at him from the table before giggling once more as they got more food. --------------------------------------------------- Michelle was in Delilah's bedroom laying alongside of her on the bed as they reminisced about the things they did since they last seen each other. Delilah wore one of John's black t-shirts that covered her from the waist down seeing that she wasn't wearing any underwear, and as for Michelle, she was wearing a long sleeve gray Nike shirt and unlike her sister in-law she was covering her glorious derriere with blue see through panties. "comment sont maman et papa?" "There doing fine, Dad still feels like he can work even though he retired last month, but mom reminds him that hes just an old man now and he can't do much anymore." "comment se fait ils ne sont pas venus à la partie?" "Mom wanted to come to the U.S a month ago but since Dad was doing all this stuff before his retirement they couldn't come. They sent me a boatload of money as usual to take care of the kids but its whatever." "savent-ils de lui?" "Who Johnathan?" "oui" Delilah blushed. "Just a little.......I don't think father would be happy that I met a man at a club rather than one of those rich parties he tells me to go to." Michelle laughed. "il serait assez énervé, mais je suis sûr que il avait comme lui" GGGRRRRRROOOOOLLOOORRUUMBBBBLE....... She smiled when she heard her stomach gurgle and bubble with gas as all the food she ate in the past couple of hours had finally digested. "When was the last time you pooped?" Delilah asked, hearing the very uncomfortable sounds coming from her sister in-laws stomach. "trois jour" She said happily rubbing her bloated stomach before getting up and heading to the door. "Je suis aller boire lait chaud." "If your gonna be sleeping in here I don't want you farting up a freakin storm." Delilah yelled after her but all she got for an answer was a wave. She rolled her eyes, this was gonna be an interesting night. "Hey wait up!" She said running after her. Johnathan sighed as he finished throwing away all the thrash from the party into the bin. To be truthfully honest he had fun today and he really meant that, being with Delilah's family was pretty much the funniest thing ever. They all acted like children even though they were full grown adults, the jokes and pranks they pulled on each other, the stories he heard about each of them where all hilarious. From Paul to Joey, Delilah, Michelle, and even the twins Matt and Jeff nobody was safe from the amount of jokes that were going around. He was too tired to go take a shower so he was just gonna go brush his teeth and go to bed. Just before he was about to do that Xavier had told him earlier that Zoey wasn't feeling to well probably since she ate too much, so he decided he would check up on her after he finished putting everything away. Heading up the stairs he approached one of the guestrooms that she was sleeping in only to find Xavier lying on her bed playing with one of the gifts she got from today. "Where is she?" Xavier pointed outside the door. "She's in the bathroom, right after I told you she wasn't feeling well she threw up and has been in the bathroom ever since. I wouldn't go in there if I were you." John nodded a thanks before walking to the bathroom and knocked. "Hey Zoey can I come in?" A whimper was heard from inside the room as he pushed the door open an saw her sitting on the toilet with her jeans scrunched to her knees as she jitterd her right leg up and down seeming to be in absolute pain. "Hey Zoey you feelin okay?" He asked with a caring tone, what surprised him though was the smell in the room, the smell was almost as bad as Delilah's farts when she releases puffs of gas when shes desperate to go. "My tummy hurts like real bad." She stopped jittering for a moment when as she had a pained look on her face. Sitting up straight she gritted her teeth as felt gas rush out of her butt...... BBBBBBBbbbbbLLLLOOOOOooooooaaAAARRT – PPPPPRRRRRrrroooOOOOOUUUUUUuuuuaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrvvvVVVVVVVVPPPPT! A wet resounding fart followed by a wave of brown sludge exploded inside the toilet, the loud sounds of blobby mush and heavy, mucky splats filled the small bathroom. The putrid scent quickly filled the bathroom making John cough slightly, he smelled worse from her mother of course but still he wasn't expecting something like that from a girl her age. The smell was bad enough to make his eyes water a bit, coughing slightly he covered his nose and began heading out the door. "I'm gonna go get you mom for you okay Zoe-Zoe." "T-thanks Johnny and I'm sorry about the smell." Closing the door behind him he took a deep breath before exhaling, he wasn't gonna lie if Zoey was that gassy at that age then she would probably be better then her mom when she got older. Walking to the room he was sharing with Delilah he opened the door and froze at the sight in-front of him. He felt his lips dry up seeing Michelle was on his bed, she had her shirt rolled up to her chest showing off her gorgeous lower half and her panties were rolled down to her thighs. He fought hard not trying to let his eyes go any lower then they were suppose too knowing death was probably in his forceable future. "I'm sorry for walking in like this." Michelle smiled. "Oh it's no problem I was just showing Delilah my tattoos that she was worrying about. You just walked in at an awkward time, you can look if you want." John's eyes followed her finger as it she pointed down to her stomach and the place he hoped he wouldn't look at. "Don't worry I don't mind you looking I'm just showing you my tattoos. I'm not trying to seduce you or anything." Thats fuckin hard to believe Gulping loudly his eyes gazed down her body, he saw a large butterfly design bellow her belly button, and she had light colored roses on both of her thick thighs. "Nice, did the butterfly one hurt." Pulling up her underwear she nodded. "Yeah it took like a couple of hours since I was being a little bitch about it but hey It was worth it. I got another on my back that has my favorite bible verse and on of course you've seen the ones on my left arm from earlier so yeah." She said before taking the glass of milk that was on the nightstand and taking a huge gulp of it before setting it back down. "Maybe I should get a tattoo." Delilah pondered. John snorted as he took off his shirt and put on a white tank top. "So I can let the man stare at your body while hes giving it to you? I don't think so. By the way Zoey's not feeling too well." He said grabbing his sweatpants from his suitcase. Delilah frowned. "Why didn't you tell me sooner, its probably because she ate too much. Is she in the bathroom?" He nodded before taking off his jeans and putting on his sweatpants. She sighed and got up heading to the door. "Alright I'll be back, and Michelle is gonna be sleeping with me tonight." Johnathan felt his heart stop not believing what he just heard. "B-but where am I gonna sleep?" Unfortunately Delilah left the room before he got to ask her leaving him and Michelle in the room by themselves........and that scared him. "You could just sleep between us, I won't mind." She said nonchalantly as she scratched her stomach. John let out a nervous chuckle. "Michelle I think you need to understand something, I am terrified by your husband." She shrugged. "Well its either that or the couch downstairs." He sighed."I guess its the couch then. Does Paul know your sleeping here?" "Yes hes fine with it." "Then I don't think my health is in good standing if he finds out I'm sleeping in the same bed with his wife." She sighed before turning to lay on her stomach. "It's a shame really, I just had a nice glass of hot milk and now my stomach is full of so much gas now. I do remember you promising me a good stomach massage but it seems that you won't be able too." She again pulled down her underwear now showing her marvelous ass cheeks. Michelle giggled. She knew he was staring so why not remind him what opportunity he was going to miss. "Let me leave you with a parting gift then." Not even needing to grunt she relaxed her anus as she released the pent up gas that she held through out the day...... BBBBBBBBUUUULLLLT-BUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!! FFFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRLLLPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT!!! PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFffffppppTTTTT!! BBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPP-BBRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPMMMMMMPTTTTTTT!!! VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTT!!! The wave of razor sharp farts boomed out of her plump butt with force, the length of the each chain of farts lasting thirteen seconds. John cursed with jealously as he watched her ample butt let loose the potent blasts that rattled her butt-cheeks, the gas already flowing in his direction. He immediately inhaled wanting to know what it smelled like...it was the typical spoiled dairy scent but it was mixed with devil eggs. She moaned in pleasure “John you have no Idea how good that felt” She turned her body around so she could face again not caring that her private parts were in full view. Blushing he walked out the bedroom before mumbling a goodnight as he headed downstairs. --------------------------------------------------- gggrrrmmmgrgggrgrgmmmmppph... Michelle sighed. "Delilah you better no-" PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrtttpppppppppppppppppppppttt BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTPT! BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!! PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHAAARRRPPPPTTTTTTTTT!! The revolting winds caused the comforters to flutter in the air ripple as wet uncontrollable flatulence roared from Delilah’s butt. Under the covers it felt like a sauna the smell rising from under the covers leaving Michelle in a coughing fit trying to get air back intro her lungs. "Dammit Delilah this was because you ate those damn cookies." GGGGURRRRGLEEEG...... “Ohhhhhh…Just shut up.” She groaned as her bowels rumbled dangerously. Michelle rolled her eyes as she tried to go back to sleep but Delilah's constant moaning and groaning were preventing her. grrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrbbbbbbblrrrrgggggg!!!! Michelle winced as she felt the sharp cramp hit her own stomach, It seemed that she was in the same boat as Delilah. "Your stomach sounds like a bomb is about to go off, and you're complaining about my farts. Can't wait to see what you produce." Delilah said sarcastically. "S-shut up." She gently pressed on her stomach wanting to rid the cramps. PPPPPPPPPHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBRRRRRRRRROOOOOPPPTT PHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!! PHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! The toxic emissions lasted sixteen seconds each as it fluttered the comforters once more, the scent traveled from under the covers and began to fill the bedroom with a smell of rotten meat. grrrooooorggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Delilah groaned again more as she too felt a sharp cramp attack her stomach. It was her own fault that she ate the rest of the cookies from the party, the only person she could blame was herself. Still though she wished she didn't combine it with the hot milk Michelle offered. Very, VERY, stupid idea...... PPHHHHHHHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaauuuUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrpppPPPPTTTTT! BBBBBBVVVVVLLLLUUUAAAAAAAaaammmMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFLLLLUUUUUURRRRRTT! BBBBLLLLLLVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRPTTTTTTTTT BBBBBBMMMMMMMMMMPTTTTT!
Delilah's ass shot out various sloppy, bubbly farts that shook the bed and Michelle. The force from the disgusting winds were able to blow off the heavy comforters that hit the ground with a thud. No nose would be able to handle the stench even it were covered, as it combined with the already terrible stench from Michelle's recent blast.
GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOGGGGGGLLLLE....... Michelle's eyes widened when she heard the animal like roar come from the brunettes stomach. Without a moment too soon she watched her get up slowly and with a hand caressing her backside; Delilah waddled to the bathroom chanting "oh my god" and "please no."
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLEEEEE… Michelle's own insides rumbled suddenly, and just like that she was rushing after her sister in law in hopes in getting on the toilet before her. --------------------------------------------------- He couldn't remember the last time he had to sleep on a couch, but all he knew was that it sucked big time. His neck and back were hurting, his arms were dangling because he had no space and plus he was frustrated. Michelle's booty was basically calling him, for heavens sake she FARTED for him. Something he wanted to see her do for a while now. But he turned it down, he turned down one of the best butts next to Delilah's of course and maybe a few celebs, down. What the hell was wrong with him!? "Fuckin bullshit man...." He groaned as he sat up on his "bed." There was nothing he could do now so why was he complaining about it. He got up and headed to the bathroom needing to take a quick piss. When he reached the top of the stairs he was saw that the light in the bathroom was on......and there was a pungent smell filtering the hallways. He looked down the hall to see the room Delilah and Michelle were sleeping in the bed was empty............. Like a blur he was instantly by the door pressing his ear against it so he could here what was going on, hopefully one of them was using the bathroom. "That's not fair I got here first! You gotta let me go first I'm about to go all over the floor." "Don't do that you idiot! Do you have any idea how much of a mess you will make if you do that? Anyways can't you just hold it in a little, I almost lost control just getting her." "Hell no!" "Stop being so stubborn." "You're being stubborn." Oh how John wished he could record this. Two beautiful women arguing about who is more desperate was just so.....so.....damn who needs a word for it! This was freakin awesome. "Oh enough of this!" Michelle said as she pulled down her panties and sat down to the toilet. "What the hell! Michelle get the fuck up I have to go!" Delilah hollered. "Stop yelling so much and listen real for a sec. I'm gonna move over so you can go right next t- Delilah!" Delilah quickly sat herself next to Michelle pushing the surprised blonde to the other side of the toilet. She moaned deeply as she felt her sphincter open and knowing that her stomach problems would soon be over. SSPPLLLLLLRRRRRRRRT!!! SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT!! Almost like a hose, a stream of fluffy sludge forcefully thundered into the bowl blowing out from the brunettes juicy cheeks. The relief was almost orgasmic as the sloppy waste splashed the water, her wet farts echoing into the bowl. ""Mhmmmmm, sweeeeet relief." She moaned in pleasure as she rubbed her bubbling tummy. "Well at least your not whining anymore." Michelle said before groaning as a rather thick log began pushed itself out. The thick log slid right out of her ringpiece and landed audibly on top of the puddle of mushy poop. PRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSLPPPLLLLLLTTTTTTT! SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!! Michelle's relieved moans and blasts could easily be heard through the door as she liquid feces poured from her anus. She winced when a liquid-sounding fart followed as the sound filled the bathroom. She slowly inhales through her nose, her breasts swelling and................. SPPPPPPLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! A wet fart splattered shit onto the sides of the toilet dirtying both Delilah's and her own rump. Delilah who was pushing out significantly large soft turds felt the waste hit her cheeks making her eyes widen. "Hey watch were you're aiming that thing!" "I'm sorry, but this just feels sooooo good," she moaned as more soft poop flowed out of her anus. BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOUUMMMMMMMMPPVVVVVLLLLRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLUUUURRRAAAMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! BBBBBBBLLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTT! Delilah blasted more juicy farts that echoed noisily in the toilet bowl and could be heard from outside the bathroom fortunately for Johnathan. "Oh man," she groaned, "Theirs just so much!" BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT SPPPPPPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRT "I know what you mean, It feels so good coming out." She moaned. As the two buxom women continued to blast away they didn't realize that the toilet was beginning to overflow with poop. VVVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPRRrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppttttttttttTTTTTTTTTVVVVVPPPPT!!!! PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!! PPPPPPPOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBLLE BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffflllllllluuuuuuoooOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP Almost as if they were taking turns, the two females noisily pooted away as the toilet tried to contain the waste that the females continued to pound into it. It was Michelle who finally realized that that the toilet was overflowing as she tried to hold back whatever was left of her load. "Delilah we gotta stop! The toilet its....its......." "Its what?" She grunted as another log *splooshed* into the toilet. Michelle wasn't able to respond as a river of brown poo poured out of her nasty asshole and painted the toilet. creamy, brown lumps of poop exploded out of her at such a fast rate that it sounded as though she was peeing. Delilah groaned as she felt her stomach continue to bubble. "Oh I don't think I'm going to be down anytime soon." Michelle nodded weakly. "Same." Johnathan chuckled from outside the door. "Glad this isn't my house, nor my bathroom." What he didn't know was that Michelle could actually hear him from inside the bathroom. "This is gonna be a a messy cleanup Dee." "Yeah I know." She groaned. "I still have a little bit more in me." "Maybe we should make John clean this all up tomorrow." Michelle said trying to hold back her laughter. Delilah who was too focused on moving her own bowels let out another big fart as a slick brown log slid smoothly out of her butt-hole. "Y-yeah." She groaned. "I'll just ask Pauly to make him do it." She giggled. "Great." Johnathan couldn't BELIEVE what he just heard, this day was just so bad he just wanted to go to bed. Getting up from the floor he opened the bathroom door angrily startling the two females. "You two are evil you know that." He slammed the door shut before opening it again and inhaling the foul odor. "Smells good in here by the way." The two watched him awkwardly shut the door leaving them alone once more. Michelle looked at Delilah and smiled. "He officially has my blessing." |
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