Maybe Next Time
by syncej

Michelle sighed as she graded another paper on her desk. She could complain all she wanted to but she knew this would pay off later knowing she would have a lot more free time at home. All she had to do now was finish grading a couple of more papers, put them in her grade book and then she could be home free. Putting her pen down on the desk she cracked her knuckles and sighed. “Just a little longer Michelle and you can go home.”

“Is there something wrong Mrs. Casseus?”

Michelle turned her head to follow the voice that was calling her name. Not to far from where she was sitting a male who looked like he was in his late twenties stared at her. She smiled “I’m fine Tom, and I really appreciate you helping me out.”

Tom waved it off. “It’s no problem I understand how this can be a pain in the butt sometimes. I love helping you out, oh and did I mention how lovely you look today.”

Michelle looked down to admire what she was wearing almost as if she forgot what she put on this morning. She wore white navy pants along with a black leather belt, a red polo shirt that looked like it suffocated her large bosoms, and white heels to finish it off. She could only smile at this. Boy this guy is full of himself.

Now of course she was happy that he was helping her, but she knew he was doing this for a reason. Tom was the math teacher at the high school and his room was all the way on the third floor, Michelle taught history so why would he waste his time coming all they way down to her room and “help” her correct these papers when he doesn’t even teach the subject.

Maybe he just wanted to be nice?

Maybe he just wish to talk to her and decided to help her?

Mayb-

NO! All these questions were bogus. Michelle already knew why he was here, it’s because Tom liked her and he seemed to use every possible excuse just to be around her and that annoyed her to no end.

She couldn’t count the number of times she told him she was married, but the man didn’t listen he still tried to flirt with her almost daily. There were many ways she could handle this like talking to the principle about it to make him stay away from her, or do what she promised if Tom ever got out of hand; call Paul and make him beat the crap out of him. As much she wanted to do that she didn’t want Paul to get in trouble or lose her job either, but he sure was pushing it!

“I do have an idea of how you could pay me back though.” His voice breaking her out of her thoughts.

Michelle rolled her eyes. “Oh really? Please do tell.”

“I could take yo-

“Not intrested.”

Tom frowned. “You didn’t give me a chance to finish.”

“Lemme guess does it go something like oh I don’t know taking me out to eat or something?”

He smiled at this. “See this is why I like you, so are you up for it.”

Michelle sighed. “No thanks beside I’m not hungry anyway I had some of the school food.”

“You actually ate the schools shepherd's pie? I don’t eat the kind that my mom makes, those things are disgusting.”

Michelle grinned “I ate five of em for you information’” Wait why did that sound like a bad thing? “I forgot my lunch at home so why not? There actually pretty good really, I don’t know why you don’t like them.”

Tom shook his head before standing up from his seat. “Well since you ‘declined’ my ‘wonderful offer’ I need to step out of the room real quick.” Walking towards the door he opened it slightly before turning his head to her and smiled. “I’ll be right back my love.”

Michelle rolled her eyes. “Oh don’t worry theres no rush take as long as you need. Heck you don’t even need to come back, yeah thats a great idea.”

“Oh really? Who's gonna help you grade those papers then.”

Michelle stopped smiling.

Tom saw that and chuckled. “I thought so. I’ll be right back.” He shut the door as his footsteps echoed through the hallway.

Michelle smiled, Tom really wasn’t a bad guy really. He’s a great teacher from what her students tell her. He was just annoying sometimes, a little stubborn but overall he was a nice guy.

GGGGRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWBBBLLUUBBBLLE!

A churning sound similar to a water cooler emptying liqiud echoed throughout the classroom. This made her grimace as she clutched her stomach moaning as the churning continued. “Ooogh thats why that sounded bad. Five shepherds pie what was I thinking?”

Michelle was about to lean to the side and let one rip but she suddenly stopped her self clenching her cheeks quickly. Her stomach wailed as she held the gas in clearly wanting to rid of its discomfort. As much as she really needed to fart and boy did she need to, Michelle hated farting in public. It felt so wrong and humiliating, especially for her. She wasn't necessarily the best “silent blaster”, they were either short, wet or extremely loud. Which she secretly loved by the way, yes at times she did purposely hold in her farts knowing that they get extremely loud that way because the feeling was wonderful.

GGGGGGGGRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Michell’s belly let loose a terrible growl that made her eyes widen, that rumble sounded pretty dangerous. It sounded like she had something else pounding on the back door as well. Maybe she should let one go just to be…….”safe.”

Tilting sideways, she bit her lip as she slowly let go of the chain like grip she had on her bowels.

BBBBBBBBBBRRROOOOOOUUUUUUUUMMVVVLLLLLAAAARRRPPPHHHHFFFT!!

FFFFFVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!

The blustering sloppy roar busted out her bubbly rear that caused the seat under to rattle as it shook violently thanks to the large blast she made. The venomous fumes began to surround the classroom as it swept from under her seat. Michelle seriously didn’t expect that much gas was gonna come out of her, but boy did it sure feel good. For the next twenty-two seconds the only sound you could hear in the classroom was a everlasting sound of zipper noises.

Michelle leaned back into the chair and rubbed her stomach genuinely happy that the blast felt so good to coming out. As for the smell? She took a long sniff of the tainted air that surrounded her before she blushed and starting giggling as she waved away the smell from her face. “Phew! Michelle you sure outdone yourself this time! Gonna have to open a window for this one.” Getting up from her desk she walked to the window and lifted it up just enough to get a good breeze of fresh air to tickle her skin.

“Much better.” She sighed. Fanning the air away from her behind as she walked back to her seat and sat back down getting ready to correct more papers. But another strong cramp stopped her from working.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE

Michelle clicked her tongue. “Seriously there's more?” She placed a hand on her stomach and just as she feared her stomach was still bubbling almost as if it woken from deep slumber. She really did want to release these bad boys but who knows when Tom would be back, her life would be over if he caught her enjoying her farts. Even thinking about it scared her, but maybe she could just slip out a couple more before he came back. Hopefully they wouldn’t be as loud as the other two so she could hear when he was coming.

Leaning forward on her chair she smiled as she felt the gas travel its way to her anus, already knowing it would be a loud sputtery entrance.

BBBBBBVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTT!!

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!

The deadly sounds resonated against her leather chair as the pair of farts echoed through the room, Michelle could only sigh heavenly as the hot air zoomed right out of her.

Her nose wrinkled when it caught a whiff of the smell though. It was a bit too strong for her liking making her cough slightly as the smell almost felt like a knockout punch. “Okay now its seriously start to smell in here.” She coughed once more as she went back to grading her papers again. Michelle paused suddenly as she heard loud footsteps coming from the hallway, the sound getting louder and louder as it seemed heading towards to her classroom. Which could only mean that Tom was on his way and the worst thing was that the room still smelled like a toxic waste dump.

Quickly grabbing her gradebook she waved the air frantically hoping the smell would find its way out of the room quicker. “No, no no no nooooo!” Standing up slightly she waved her chair trying to rid of the smell there as well. Hearing the door open she quickly sat down and continued “working” acting as if nothing happened.

“Hey I’m bac-” Tom immediately started coughing the stench was just too strong for him as it made his eyes water. “What the hell! It smells like somebody died in here!” He heaved but soon regretted it as he continued to cough. “Oh my god!”

Michelle could only blush as she could see how killer her farts were doing to other people outside from her family. GGGGRRUUUUMMBBUUBBLLOOOORRRRB She grimaced when she felt her stomach gurgle viciously. That could only mean a boat load of incoming farts were coming or farts warning her that she needed to visit the bathroom soon. “S-so where did you go anyway?” Trying not to sound nervous as she asked. Crossing her legs together she hope this would prevent any more ‘potential’ blast she had left.

Tom turned to her, his shirt covering his nose as he frowned when he noticed her fidgeting in her seat. “I just needed to get a couple of things from my car, then I was talking to Sue about the math test I would be giving next week and stuff. Are you okay? You look all giddy.”

Michelle tried to put up her best smile. “I-I’m fine I ju-RRRROOOOAAAMMMBBBLLUUUBBBLLE!!”

Tom’s eyes widened. “Was that your stomach?”

Michelle showed a pained smile. “Tom I’m about to do something I’m not too proud of. I’m begging you please don’t tell anybody about this.”

Tom took a step backwards. “O-okay”

Michele titled to the left a bit as she let go the strain on her anus.

PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPT!

BBRRRRRRRUUUUUUPPPPPPPLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!

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From inside the classroom, to out in the hallways, to the cafeteria, if you were near these places the only sound you could hear were bear like blasts that ripped painfully from her glorious rear. Tom who was witnessing the sight before him couldn't believe the amount of wind one women could hold. The room itself was starting to get hotter and hotter as the blast mixed in disgustingly with the leather chair.

When the fart finally quieted down Tom watched her pant tirelessly almost as if she just came out of a boxing match with a young Mike Tyson. She looked up to see his disgusted face which only made her laugh. “On a scale of one to ten how awesome was that?”

Tom deadpanned, did she really just ask that? “It was disgusting.” He then marches out of the room hearing Michelle laugh behind him. That would be the last time he would ever ask her out on a date.