Keeping Up with Kim & Kat
by Ryan Harrington

⚠ WARNING ⚠
This story contains ass fetishism, farting and more. If you do not have an ass/fart fetish please do not read.*My first story of / 2015, and my first in a while. Enjoy.

Around the end of 2014, Kat Dennings was interviewed by Ellen on her daytime show, talking about Kim Kardashian appearing on her TV show "Two Broke Girls." Kat admitted on "not-so-live" TV that she was in love with Kim Kardashian's ass. She playfully said it, but she had definitely meant it and she wanted to see more of her ass. She wanted to WORSHIP that huge ass secretly. This is the story of Kat's little adventure with the famous Kim Kardashian. Did she get to worship Kim Kardashian's big bountiful ass?

Kat was backstage thinking about what she had just told Ellen. "Oh man, the last thing I want is for the whole world to know that I have this love for Kim's ass!" She thought to herself. "I wouldn't want anyone to know about it!"
Kat went home, still worried about the case, but also thinking about Kim's ass. The view in person was way better than on TV or on the internet. You just had to see it in person to really "see" that ass. Kat went to sleep that night and all she could dream about was Kim's big ass, all in her face and everywhere. Kat couldn't stop, the obsession grew bigger and bigger each day. So Kat couldn't help herself. She had to contact Mrs.Kardashian West somehow some way. Her and Kim had only met once and never had any type of relationship. But after Kim guest starred in her show, they had followed each other on Twitter. That's when Twitter came in handy for Kat, and she DM'ed Kim this message:
'Hello Kim. Remember me? Maybe I could stop by and we could meet when you're not busy. I need to speak with you.'

Within hours Kat recieved a Twitter notification and was excited to see that Kim had actually replied! Kim had sent back:
"Sure, I have free time every now and then. I like meeting and getting to know new people. You seem very likeable. Meet me at my house next Thursday. I'll give you the address later, and you can tell me anything."

Kat gasped at the message. "Yessss! Yesss! Yess!" She cheered to herself, celebrating with a bottle of wine. Oh, the things she wanted to do with Kim's ass-touch it, rub and massage it, kiss it, lick it and even smell it. Kat couldn't wait, and the week she had to wait until meeting Kim seemed to last forever. Kat watched Keeping Up with The Kardashian's admiring Kim's ass om every shot where it was visible, feeling horny and wet.

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Fast forward to that Thursday, the day. The day Kat would meet Kim alone, and tell her just what she had thought of her. She was excited, but the nervousness in her overpowered that. That night Kat drove to Kim's big house. She was so nervous, but she took deep breaths, and rung the doorbell.
Kim answered and immediately shook Kat's hand. "Good evening, Kat!"
"Hello, Kim!"
"It's nice to see you again! Cmon! Close the door why don't you, and have a seat." When Kim turned around, Kat made sure to get a big glimpse of her ass in person, and it was more amazing than the first time she saw it. Almost like it was bigger and better looking. So what it might be fake? It was a big and beautiful ass. Kat took a seat on the couch. "No one's home, Kanye and Northwest went out somewhere fun. I told everyone I'd have some business to take care of." Kim said. Kat smiled at her widely, showing her teeth. "Well that's good. This should be fun. Spending time with the most famous woman in the world!" Kim laughed and patted her shoulder. "So…you mentioned on Twitter that you needed to tell me something?"
"Oh, it was just that, I think that you are the best guest star that we've had!"
"Aren't I the only guest star?" Kim asked, looking puzzled. "Well, yes technically. But you'll probably be the best! You just have the best appearance, nobody beats you at that."
"Well, I'm flattered. Thank you, Kat. You're so kind and sweet. Let me get you a drink." K got up, her ass shook in Kat's face, inches away, and Kat deeply inhaled to get a scent of it. She could only get a hint of a smell. Didn't smell good, and it didn't smell bad. When Kat got back they both drunk and carried a conversation about their jobs and the industry, and their opinions on Hollywood overall. "By the way Kim, your ass is out of this world!" Kat blurted out. Maybe she had drunk a little too much, as far as she knew she was still sober, trying to get closer to that dream. "I get that everyday." Kim laughed, she laughed it off as though it were nothing."No, like, I think that it is so great Kim. You don't understand what I think about your ass! I admire it!Adore it!" Kat exclaimed, looking in Kim's eyes. "Is this the drink talking?" She asked. "Completely sober,Kim. I love your big beautiful ass. There I said it. I love your big beautiful ass, and I'd die, dammit, I'd die just to worship your ass."

Kim looked at her for several seconds, then replied, "Really?" "I'm an honest person, Kim. I have to let it out while I have the chance."
"I have something to let out too." Kim joked, it went right over Kat's head. "Look Kat, I'd love for you to worship my ass! I'd always wanted it to be worshipped! It deserves to be."
"So I get to worship your ass or…..?" "Come with me, Kat." Kim lead her to her bedroom
"Now I'd like for you to lay down, flat on your back, Kat." Kim took off her jeans as Kat laid out patiently for her, looking at that big ass as Kim took off her panties. She crawled on top of Kat, then sat on her face, but softly so that she could breathe and enjoy this.

Kat couldn't believe it. She kissed her ass several times each cheek got a lot of lip smacks. Then she inhaled deeply through her nose, getting a big whiff of her ass. "Wheww, I smell some funk! I love it Kim!" Kat said, inhaling deeply through her nostrils. She began to lick right in between Kim's funky ass, licking her asscrack deeply with her tongue. Kim moaned, enjoyed it, and shoving Kat's face farther up her ass. Kat tongued deeper, moaning.

*FRAPPPTTT!*
"Did you just fart in my mouth?"
"I did. I'm so sorry."
"Hey it's all good. I still love your ass and worshipping it.."
Kat tasted the nasty fart but continued to keep eating Kim's ass out regardless. *BRRRPPPTTT!*

"I'm so gassy tonight! I can't help it Kat. If you really want to worship and enjoy my ass you'll have to deal with the gas."
Kat closed her mouth and the smell lingered around her.
"Godddddd DAMN girl! Whatever you ate, it sure did make you're ass rotten! ….But for some reason, I love it!"
"Good. Now let's play a game. You smell my farts and rate how bad they smell ass you worship and enjoy my huge ass."
"Sure thing, ass goddess."
Kat began to get her nose in Kim's ass and sniff deeply.
*TRAMPHHHHHTTTT!!!*
The fumes shot up Kat's nostrils in such a nasty and stinky violent way. "Agghh! God Kim! You're ass is fucking rank! God DAMN it stinks so bad! I rate that: you broke my fucking scale!" They both laughed loudly as Kim bounced her ass on Kat's face, Kat still inhaling deeply even though her nose burned from that last one.
Kim blasted Kat's nostrils with another rattling loud fart.
*BRAMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHTTTT!!*
Kat coughed and gagged, then smacked Kim's ass. Kim shoved Kat's long nose farther up her ass. "Ohhh yess, smell that shit…"
"Oh God Kim….your ass is really rotten dirty and stinky…but yet so beautiful…"
"I love having you as my very own buttslave, Kat…"
*VRAAMMMMPHHHHTTTTT!!!!!*
*FOMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!*
*PHOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!*
Kat squirmed around under Kim, the smell was so bad as the odor itself burned her nostrils, she could just barely take it.
"Oh God, Oh God ,Oh God…"Kat coughed. "That does stink pretty bad! Damn! How are you even alive back there!!?" Kim laughed, spreading her asscheeks over Kat's nose, making the smell linger and expand.

*FRAAAAAAAAAMPTTTTTTTTT!*
"I think I'm gonna pass out…." Kat said, still sniffing Kim's ass, still staying loyal and being a good buttslave.
*PHHHHROOOOOOMPPPHHHHHHHTTT!*
Kim separated her asscheeks once more and blasted away at Kat's nostrils again.
*SHROOOOOOOOOMMMPHHHHHHTTTTTT!*
Kat coughed and gagged, little pieces of shit on her nose as the putrid and rancid fart shot up her nose, the odor was way too strong as all of the fart went to her nostrils.After several seconds of inhaling the bassy loud fart, Kat passed out and Kim orgasmed all over her face. Was this just the beginning of the Secret relationship between Kim & Kat?

Kat woke up, exactly where she was when she was last conscious- laying in Kim Kardashian's bed. Except she was naked, and chained to her bed. She tried to free herself but could see it was no use. Kim arrived with a cup of cocoa in her hand drinking it. "I see that you have awaken to a surprise, huh?"

"Kim, I think you might be going a littttleee too far with this. I don't like being restrained like this. I've never really felt this way."
"I know darling, I know," Kim began. "You feel so weak and unpowerful, so helpless. But that's because I am the one in power here. Didn't you agree to be my ass slave earlier?"
"Yes, I did. You're right, Kim. I don't know, I guess I got a little carried away with your ass and worshipping it. That ass will make you do anything! So fuck it, have your way with me. Make me your buttslave and punish me."
Kim had a wide grin on her face, and she reached from her robe pocket and grabbed a vibrator. She turned it on and shoved it up Kat Denning's pussy. Kat screamed loud in enjoyment, as Kim got on top of her in a 69 position. Kat licked Kim's clit and made her moan, then she licked her asshole even though it was dirty because that's what Kat knew Kim wanted the most.
"So, while you were in you're beauty sleep I helped myself to the leftover deviled eggs on the table from a party I threw. And I have good new for you, they've been going right through me and I've saved the effects just for you Kat."
"Okay, something's telling me that that's not actually good news. Deviled eggs? Do you know what that could possibly do to a person? Especially like YOU? How many did you eat?"
"Ah, well, let's just say not a lot of people ate them so there were like 2 bowlfuls of them left."
"Aw, damn the person that even brought those fuckin deviled-"
*BROOOOMPHHHHHHJHHTTTT*
A freight train-like fart hit Kat right in her face at full blast, in full affect as she now had a face full of rotten eggs mixed with putrid shit all around her personal space.
She gagged for air and thrashed under Kim a little bit, the chains completely keeping her body down. Kat breathed heavily to try to get as much oxygen, but it was more than likely that she inhaled a lot of that fart gas than oxygen, what she really needed to survive.
"Aw, god damn Kim it won't even go away! The fart won't go away! It stinks so bad, plus I can taste it too! Are you even listening to me???"
*FRAMMMMFFFFFTTT!!!*
"What was that Kat?" Kim laughed, shaking her ass all over Kat's face. Kat was now red faced due to barely any oxygen, but that rotten egg-shit gas she was breathing.
"Thia has got to worse than inhaling all the drugs in this world mixed together! Oh my God Kim please can I please get a break?"
"You know what, sure. So you can stop your whining." Kim agreed, and let her off of Kim's face, allowing her to turn her head and breath and gasp that fresh air.
"1….2!…Times up!" Kim immediately sat her ass back down on Kat's face. "Hey that's noy fa-"
*BROOOOOOMPHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!*
"We play by my rules. You're the buttslave. Take your rightful position. I don't wanna hear your mouth."
The smell of this fart was so much thicker than the last, but the smell was the same.
"UNNNNGGGHHHHHHH!!!" Kat groaned, her eyes watered and she shed tears. The fart was so strong, most of Kat's face was red, her eyes, and especially her nose. Kim scrubbed her asshole all over Kat's nose- Kat was just half conscious and still hanging in there. "Huffff..hufff.oh God Kim… I believe that only your ass can fart this much and make it stink so bad! Out of all the things I've ever smelled, this is a winner, hands fucking down! I think I might throw up..*gag*" "Hey calm down buttslave, this is only like the second day and you're already complaining!"
"That's because *gag* all those deviled eggs got your stomach fucked up!"
"Well, you should appreciate being this close to my ass… isn't this what you wanted?" Kim reminded her. "You're right, *gag* I worship your ass." Kat gagged. "Now then. Tell me you love this ass and lick my butthole now."
Kat began to lick Kim's asshole while Kim spread her big asscheeks. "I love and admire your ass, Kim. I should be thankful for this, and I certainly am."
*PRROOOOMMGGGGGGPHHHHHHHT!*
The fart echoed in Kat's mouth and she choked. "Oh hell…what a terrible taste!"
"Open your mouth for me again."
"…….Alright.ahhhhhhhh-"
*SHROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHTTROPPPPPTT!*
"*Gag* *cough*"

"Now, get your nose deep in my ass I want to feel you breathing in my ass funk through your nose."
"Yes, Kim…ahhh God it stinks so bad ughhhhhh!!"
"Your nose feels really good in my ass I actually love this." Kim said, straining a little bit, her asshole puckered a little and Kat could feel it and smell it strongly whether she wanted to or not.
*VRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTOOOOOOOTOTOTO!!!*
The fumes immediately shot right up Kat's nostrils and the wicked smell hit her immediately. The smell was way too pungent and strong. ".hhfffffffff…kimmm…..hffFFFF..kim have m-mercy…."
*BLAPPPPPPPPPPRTTTTT!*
"Unnngh..God help me…" Kat was weakened by all the thick gas overflowing her nostrils, her lungs filled with Kim Kardashian ass gas and she just barely had any oxygen.
*BRPPPT!*

"Ewww! You got shit on my nose!"
"You're lucky I've ran out of gas,Kat. But don't worry, I'll have another duty for you. I must experiment with much more food mixed together for you." Kim turned and straddled and stared at Kim who looked like she just got a sunburn with her nose beet red and most of her face red.
"Please no..Kim…your ass STINKS. You hear me? Your ass stinks!!! If you eat anymore gas producing foods and mix them, I'm gonn die and my nose is surely gonna fall off before I die. All I can smell right now is your farts and I can't get the smell out my nose. Man that was nasty and stinky!" Kim unchained her, but then handcuffed her to her own wrist and led her to the kitchen.
"Cmon…"
"Let's get you something to eat."

When we last met our two main stars of our broadcast, Kat had just received a barrage of face farts from Kim Kardashian, and was beginning to finally get something to eat, as a reward for(barely) taking all that gas. But Kim must now test Kat once again!

"…And that's pretty much how I got the role on 2 Broke Girls. They knew that as an actor that I was really silly and funny. But really deep down inside I am independent and I am introvert. I've bottled up my real feelings about your ass." Kat went on, spinning her spaghetti in her fork. "Well at least, now I know about your little dirty secret." "Y' mean BIG secret? Your ass is huge, nothings little about that secret!" Kim laughed at Kat's little joke and ate a big piece of cooked broccoli with melted cheese all over it. "Hmmm well…" Kim took a drink of some pepsi and let out a big belch, the air of the burp traveled beside her right into Kat's face. Kat frowned at the bad smell and cleared her throat, acting as though it was just fine. "Since-Since you don't have much time left here, you will be subdued and in total submission to my ass once more, Kat." Kim said, dipping another big broccoli into some melted cheese, then biting into a steak. "I accept, I suppose. I mean I'd have to be crazy not to turn that down. Listen, I may be a straight woman, but I cannot resist that ass! Just chill with the farts, let me worship your ass without a big hurricane of nasty wind going up my nose every 30 seconds!" Kat said. "You'd better take advantage of this last session Kat. I hope you can enjoy it savor the moment because after this, you'll have to go and we'll probably never cross paths ever again. So my question is, are you ready?" "I'm as ready as an old man hyped up on mountain dew and a whole lot of viagra, Kim!"

"Well then," Kim ate two devilled eggs in a row, gobbling down then rubbing her hands together. "Get ready in ten…"

Kat waited on Kim's soft bed, bounced on it a little bit and adjusted her bra and panties. In minutes Kim showed up in red lingerie. Her asscheeks glowed in her red thong and she had in her hands two pairs of red handcuffs and a roll of duct tape. "Here we go again with 50 shades of Kim!" Kat mumbled loud enough for Kim to hear. "Or should I say 59 shades of farts….I know you're probably gassy and stuff, but NO FARTING okay? That shit stinks!" she exclaimed. "I'll do my best…" Kim handcuffed Kat's arms and legs to the bed. She played with the tape. "I'll only use this if I need it… I'm sure that I will have to use it." "Whatever 50 shades of gas get that big great pumpkin on my face!" Kat yelled in enthusiasm, and Kim crouched over her face and sat on it backwards with not a lot of weight, giving Kat air to breathe and lick her slimy asshole. Kat still seemed to enjoy her unwashed backside, cleaning it with her long tongue. Kim moaned with great delight and began to uncontrollably bounce up and down on her tongue. "I pope I pap bongue inburape," Kat said, licking her ass, trying to say "I hope I have tongue insurance" as Kim looked down and her passionately. Kim stopped bouncing and came on Kat's face, and Kat eagerly licked up her juices. "I'm not gay!" Kat struggled to say, trying to justify her sexuality as Kim played with her balloon sized boobs. Kim lost control and grabbed her stomach in massive pain, then grunted and let out a fart on Kat's tongue. *PLABBBBTTT!!!!!!* "Oh my god!" Kat yelled aloud with her tongue still deep in Kim's ass. She tasted the rotten hint of broccoli, cheese and those damned devilled eggs in the mix of the fart. She began to choke and stop licking Kim's ass. "I said NO FARTING!" Kat demanded, still coughing on Kim's fart. "I'M the DOM, and YOU'RE the SUB, I do what I want to as I please, whether it be torture you or pleasure you. Either way, we're both getting off and you know it." Kim set things straight.

It was true. Though Kat didn't enjoy the noxious smell of Kim's farts, the glorious ass that it came from made her feel some type of way. It made her feel horny to the max, while at the same time suffering and being tortured. It was odd. Kim separated her asscheeks and let out a silent fart in Kat's mouth that barely echoed. "Ugh!" Kat tasted more rotten fart and suffocated in it. She thrashed under Kim, but Kim held her head where she wanted it- right in between her voluptuous cheeks, trapping Kat's face in like a Venus fly trap. Kat tried to speak it they came out muffled, so Kim just ignored her and let out a stinkbomb filled with rotten devilled eggs and steak on Kat's poor face. *PRROOOOOOOMMMMBBBBBHHHHHHTTTT!* "Oh God!" Kat muffled out under Kim's ass. "I want to hear you sniffing that ass!" Kim yelled, pinching Kat's nipples violently. "I feel it, but I don't hear it!!" Kim yelled again, pinching her nios again as she writhed in pain and screamed."I am sniffing! I am!" Kat yelled under her ass. "Well you'd better sniff louder unless you want me to smother you! Deep sniffs! Loud and long! Breathe it in really good for me!" Kat had to sniff louder than usual because Kim's ass was so big. She had to take in a lot of fart gas, which burned her nostrils. It was terrible as she took in long and loud breaths of the fart until there was nothing left to inhale. Even then, Kim ordered her to sniff her ass which she submitted to. *PLAAAAPPPPPTTTT!* A big fart was shot right up Kat's nose as she began to gag and groan. "Please Kim," she begged. "I've had enough! Please no more!" "No until my-*BRAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!!* Stomach says so!!" Kim yelled, burning Kat's nostrils again with an even more devastating fart attack, making Kat want to throw up. "Long and loud sniffs Kat!" Kat ignored her completely now and opened her mouth to get as much fresh air as she could still swallowing rotten gas. Since she was now being completely disregarded, Kim grabbed the roll of duct tape and Kat's eyes widened. "No, wait! No please! I wanna be the narrator of 50 shades of- mmph!! mmphhh!!" Kim sealed her mouth shut with a thick strip of tape tight on her mouth. Kat let out loud muffled screams while she thrashed helplessly, having to smell Kim's God-awful gas. Every fart shot up Kat's nose increased in intensity, smell, and greatness it seemed. Since it took a very long time for these farts to finally disintegrate into the air, each fart made the smell even thicker. Kim had her asshole making complete contact with the tip of Kat's nose to the start of her nostrils. Every fart was extremely crucial because it was directly up her nose. *TROOOOMMMPHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!* The powerful scent of those eggs and the broccoli and the steak filled Kat's nostrils as Kim had them lit up. Kat still began to plead through the tape by screaming violently. "I'm not letting you go or taking it easy until you pass out, or my stomach feels better! You chose to take it the hard way!" Kim said, then proceeded to blast Kat's nostrils again. *PHOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!* At this point Kat couldn't even feel her face, she could just strongly smell the horrible ass gas produced by Kim's funky fat ass. The screaming by Kat continued when her miss was pushed in deeper into Kim's sweaty asscrack. "MMMMMPHHHH!!!!!" "MMMMPHHHH!!!!" "I'm sorry, I just can't hear you Kat! But can you hear this?" Kim purposely let go a bassy SBD. "You might not hear that, but I know for sure you can smell the" Kim laughed as Kat suffered deeply, the smell was beyond disgusting and was the satan of all farts. Kat to get her nose out of Kim's funky ass but it was too late. After moments of inhaling that one, she lost all her senses and passed out.