Hide And Seek Mom Fart
by fetishguy

I remember a situation a very long time ago when I was just a little guy. Me and my friend Karl were playing hide and seek. It was just us in the house and I thought of a lot of cool places to hide. It was finally my turn and Karl says “don’t go in my moms office no ones allowed in there.” I said okay but right after he said that I had the bright idea to go in there and hide now because there’s no way he’d ever be able to find me. I was a little cheater like that.

As soon as he started counting I bolted up to the office and hid underneath the desk. Karl looked around for me for about 5 minutes then decided to go downstairs and look. Karl’s mom came home. I heard him say hi to her as he was going down the stairs. Since the office door is right by the stairs I was fucked. So I decided to just wait it out.

I heard heels come into the office and close the door. I was fucked. Then I see sexy toned legs walk over to the office chair and sit down. Karl’s mom then crossed her legs and scooted her chair in. Her knee was an inch from my face, so close I had to turn my head so she couldn’t feel my breath.

At this point I knew I was done. She’s gonna find me and tell my mom and I will be grounded for going into people’s personal business areas. I hear her pick up the phone and start talking to someone. This goes on for awhile and I notice I can see clearly up her skirt at her pink panties. As shes on the phone I noticed shes listening now to the other person talk and as shes listening I see her tilt her ass and I hear this huge rumble come out of her ass and into the office chair, followed by a smaller “bruuuuuurp.” in about 3-5 seconds gas filled under that desk and all I could smell was awful broccoli farts. I tried putting my shirt above my nose but it was a thin shirt or something because I could smell it right through.

Another 10 minutes later she uncrosses her legs and leans back and I hear another rumble go into that office chair. This time the smell came straight down her skirt and hit me in the face with stank. At this point I’m dying. I hear a knock on the door and its Karl. I hear him say, “hey mom can I come in, I’m playing hide and seek with Nathan and I can’t find him so I just give up. Can I come hang out with you?” Then I hear his mom reply “Yeah in a minute Karl I don’t think you want t be with in 20 feet of me right now” she said with a giggle. I was about with in 3 inches of her. She gets another phone call and I hear her say “hey babe” so I assume it was Karl’s dad. Then after a couple minutes she lets go a bunch of farts right in a row. bruuuuurp, plop plop plop, and a last plop. “Oh babe I’ve been ripping the biggest toots in the office……..yeah they reak…….no……yeah I’ll probably go take a big poo then I will be ok……broccoli and cheese……well between that and the protein shake.”

As I’m hearing this I am dying. It smelled so rank. I can tell she has been holding these in alllll day. She hang up the phone and crosses her legs again. After that she tilted her ass again and let out an very windy, airy fart that sounded like she was being deflated. This filled up my nostrils immediately with pure poo smell. She must’ve known too because she got up and went to the bathroom. While she did that I made my way to some fresh air and ran downstairs. I told Karl the whole story and he laughed hysterically. We were watching tv about 30 minutes later and I heard his mom yell from upstairs “I wouldn’t go into the bathroom for about an hour!.” Karl and I both looked at each other and laughed. That was a good day.