Goddess Next Door
by Slave Fart

"Fine, I don't care Michelle! You're such a stupid bitch," I screamed at my sister.

"Fuck you! You know, you treat women like shit, expecting me to pick up after you, but some day you're going to do something with the wrong chick and she's going to make you pay! I just wish I were there to see it..."

She slammed her bedroom door and I huffed down the hall. We had spats like this all the time, but because we were out of work at the same time, tensions were running really high after moving back to our parents.

I thought I'd blow off steam and head for a run. That's when I saw her...

She had gorgeous green eyes that cut you like an emerald out of it's setting. That's what you notice first if you can believe it after I tell you the rest. I saw her wipe sweat away from her face, but her blonde hair was still perfectly in place. Her breasts were exceptional and not at all small, but it was when she turned around to pick up a box off the ground and her giant ass stretched against that purple spandex I about passed out from all the blood rushing to my... Well...

She was apparently moving in and I thought I'd be nice since I was already exercising.

Plus, maybe I'd get laid!

"Excuse me Miss, is there anything I can assist with?"

She put her hand on her stomach as it made an intense rumble, "No hon, I think I've got..."

Mid sentence her stomach grumbled a sound louder than most humans can mimic. She must be very hungry.

"Are you sure? Because I'm already out for a run here, so it's no trouble, really."

She smirked, and flipped her hair back, "Well... There's this one thing I could use help with. That, right there."

She pointed out a weird bucket looking thing that didn't make a lick of sense when you looked at it, really. It even looked like there might be suction cups on the top and padding on the bottom. She grabbed a box and led me to it's location in the basement, next to an open shower and drain.

"Just set it there, hon."

"Sure thing. What is this thing anyway?"

Her stomach rumbled again and she smiled very big, "Ohhh! Let me just show you! Here, lay down."

I thought it strange, but also realized this must be some kind of kinky sex thing! I was going to get laid!!!

Hurriedly, I got on my back and faced the ceiling, expecting the weird bucket thing to go maybe over my crotch? I didn't know. But then she flipped it over so the suction cups faced down and the padding was up? Huh... Wait, there's like a little cut out, almost like for a...

She slammed it right over my neck and the suction cups exhaled as they grabbed the floor. I tried to pull it off and get my head out, but I couldn't.

"You just couldn't let me go inside and take my dump, could you? Fucking prick. Probably thought you were going to get laid."

"Look lady, I don't know who the fuck you are, but..."

"SILENCE! Unless you want my shit in your mouth... But you don't want that, do you?"

"What the fuck are you talking about, lady?!"

She pulled down her spandex and gently lowered her ass onto the bucket opening above me. I saw her shaven pussy and asshole both staring the down.

"Aw, come the fuck on, lady! I just was trying to be nice!!!"

"Your boner when you ran up says otherwise. Either way, I'm in position, and there's really not a lot either of us can do about this situation except accept it and appreciate what we're about have together."

She farted and the smell went nowhere after one whiff. Two whiffs and it was still heavy in the air. I kept breathing in her fart, and just as it seemed like the smell might dissipate, she ripped another one and filled the bucket with her fart stink. It smelled like rotten cabbage.

"I've eaten loads of leafy greens so I could pass some of the fast food I had the other day out. Speaking of 'loads'..."

She farted again, but this fart helped a large turd begin it's emergence and it dropped right onto my face and hit my upper lip. Now her shit stink was smudged on my upper lip, right under my nose.

"What the fuck was wrong with you bitch?! You can't just take a shit on someone's fucking face!"

"Oh really? Hmm.. Let's see..."

She relaxed and a 2 foot long turd coiled around my face with her farts escaping around the edges of the turd. There were pockets of her intestinal gas that leaked with the turd as it just continued to pile on my face.

"So, I just took a shit. And where did it end up? Is it on the floor? Hmmm... Nope! Is it in a toilet? Well, sort of. Let's check what kind of toilet it is... Oh! It's you! It's your face! But I thought I couldn't just take a shit on someone's face? Hmmm... Let's see where the rest of my shit ends up. I'll tell you what, if it ends up right on your pathetic face, maybe I can just take a shit on someone's face. Maybe I can shit on your face whenever I feel like it and you can't do anything about it."

She laughed to herself and repositioned so she would be comfortable for the next turd pile. I moved my head to the side and let her nasty shit hit the floor, this was bad enough to just have her shitting on my face, I wasn't about to just let it sit there...

This time, it was the same light brown and soft consistency of her last turd, but the turd kept breaking off. It was probably eight six-inch turds that hit my face, but the worst part was that these were just a bit softer and when I tried moving them off my face, they just stuck.

"Let's see where that shit ended up... Oop! It's on your face! I just took a shit on your face... But... You said that was impossible?! Maybe I'm a god? No... A Goddess. I'm shitting on your fucking face after all. Maybe you worship me, and if you don't, maybe it's time you start worshipping your betters."

I was moving my face to the side and most of her dump wasn't moving off my face. She saw this and laughed, "Ha! Can't get my shit off your face? Can't get my turds out of your beard? Good. You should have to walk around with a coating of my shit on your face. It would be quite the improvement from your normal ugly face!"

I couldn't even respond. Opening my mouth would mean her shit would enter and I would taste it... That sounded worse.

She sat back down, "One more load. But don't worry! This is the big one!"

The big one?! The other two parts to this dump had been huge!!! I've never taken a shit quite like this... And then I started to hear the leafy green veggies doing their work...

"Ooooo!! I know you heard that... Mmmmmmm.. Just keep watching that butthole. It'll be a real nice show in 3... 2..."

She never did say 'one', but the start of a very smelly turd that started as dark brown and then marbled to light brown with the diameter of a nickel began to quickly make it's way from her anus and onto my face.

It was for the first three feet that I was probably ok, but then I started to worry. The bucket had filled up now and I was beginning to get buried... There was nowhere else to move her shit! It started to cover my face entirely and I began to move as much as I could, but it just wasn't doing anything except making her shit move into my nose.

"Lie still. Just let me ass do the work and I'll take care of the rest..."

Her turd was still coming and still burying me. I closed my eyes and a few farts escaped with her ever growing turd. She was grunting as I felt the last of the turd break off, followed by two very hard turds that erupted out of her anus with some farts that covered my face entirely.

"Now.... What do do?"

I wanted to scream 'Let me out!', but then her shit would be in my mouth. I was humiliated.

"Why don't... You run home. If you don't wash your face for 24 hours, I promise I'll never shit on your face again, but if I see you with a clean face on your run.... No promises."

She pushed a button and the suction cups lifted. Her shit spilled out and I jumped up and sprinted home, running past Michelle who remarked I smelled like shit.

I went to the shower without hesitation and scrubbed all of her filth off of me and disposed of the sponge.

It wasn't until the next day when I went for a jog that I remembered what she said... She simply shook her head and waved. I knew she would have me back in that hell again.