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Gassy World
One night, shortly after I fell asleep, I had an extremely weird dream. I could barely sleep that night anyways, but that was the usual for me. I also never really had vivid dreams, they were sort of blurry and unclear. But this time, I was experiencing it clearly. In front of me levitated a weird symbol, almost like a sigil. An ominous aura surrounded me and a deep, omnipresent voice spoke out to me: „YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED.“ I felt trepidation. Trepidation that was increased by the fact that it all seemed so real. The sigil slowly flew towards me and I wanted to dodge, but I couldn’t move. I had to watch it move into my direction while helplessly trying anything I can to avoid it. It came closer and closer until a searing burn ignited my forehead. I woke up from the too real feeling pain, a cold sweat encompassing me. I didn’t understand the dream, but I was relieved as my eyes fixated on my alarm. It was 6:30 am… shit, I have school today! And it’s a monday… I slowly dragged my heavy feeling body to the kitchen, which was already lit by someone occupying it: my mom. I sat down on one of the chairs while my mom stood behind the stove. „Good morning, sweetie! How did you sleep?“ „Ahh, not that well… but it’s alright.“ She nodded and ate some porridge she made herself. It was rich in fruits, fennel seeds and fiber. Her stomach grumbled notably loudly, but I paid it no mind at that moment. I got hungry myself and wanted to ask if any of her porridge was left: „Is there still some of your porri-„ I was cut off by her ass suddenly being straight in my face. Her ass was so big that it entirely blocked my vision. I was confused why she pushed her ass into my face and wanted to speak up, but before that- PRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT She let out a gigantic, vile fart straight into my face. „Ahh, no honey, I ate it all. Sorry, but I can make you some more.“ She casually remarked before moving away from me and starting to make a new batch of porridge. I was speechless and coughed a lot after having to inhale all of that disgusting fart. „W-what was that for?“ I said „Hm? What do you mean hun?“ my mom asked in a shockingly confused voice „Y-you farted into my fa-„ Again, before I could end my sentence, her ass was in my face and let out a huge fart. BRRRRRRRRAAAAAART „I don’t know what you are referring to, honey. Maybe you‘re still a bit tired. Come on, let’s make you a coffee and get you ready for school.“ I felt like speaking with a wall. I didn’t know what to do, but ignored it at the moment. I finished my breakfast and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. My sister entered the bathroom soon after. „Sup. Slept well?“ „Nah, weird night I‘m telling you… and mom has been acting weird to-„ She shoved her huge ass into my face and PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Let out a vile fart too. My sister‘s farts often smelled even worse than my mom‘s and this time my nose suffered from it point blank. „Weird? Why? What‘s wrong?“ my sister genuinely asked while moving away to brush her teeth again „W-why are you two farting in my face??“ I asked, feeling a little frustrated by now „What the fuck? Why would I… why would I do that?“ my sister said with a disgusted expression on her face I got even more confused and decided to quickly ready myself for school and just ignore what‘s happening. I packed everything and wanted to leave but my mom insisted on still telling me something: „Sweetie come here real quick. Just wanted to tell you that your aunt is coming over today“ I nodded but my mom suddenly gripped my hair and shoved my face into her huge asscrack again. BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAARRRRRT „Ahhh… Have a good day at school!“ „Y-yes, mom…“ I ran out as fast as I could, wanting to escape this insanity. School wasn’t far away from our place so I always walked there. It took me around 10 minutes to get there everytime. I was able to put my mind at ease for a few minutes outside, but it was far from over. A woman waited next to me at the only red light on my way to school. I have to admit, she had a big ass and was curvy overall, but somehow her ass was still smaller than that of my mother… anyways, she seemed normal at first but out of nowhere dropped one of her airpods. I tried to help since they could have gotten lost so I kneeled down and picked it up, only to be greeted by her ass with her skirt moven up. Her ass slowly descended onto my face and she nonchalantly sat on my face while waiting for the red light. How was I under the skirt of a woman suddenly??? It surely couldn’t get worse… PRRRRRAAABBBBBBTTTTTTTT A deep, nasty smelling fart was shot into my nose, while she casually talked: „Man, these red lights take wayyy too long… I‘ll miss my barber appointment at this rate.“ she declared in a bitchy voice I wanted to push her off but I felt like I had no virtual strength, like I was the weakest person in the world. Sort of when you are in a dream and are just powerless. But worse. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAOOOOPPT A wet, long and too smelly fart was forced into my nose again. She showed no mercy. „Oufff, these bean burritos are fighting back…“ PFFFFFFRFRRRBRRRT She let out one last, short, but also wet fart before getting up since the red light changed into a green light. I gasped for air as I was released from her ass and saw some people who could have seen what had happened… but they all seemed to ignore it? I continued to walk to school but noticed that my face was stained by that last fart of the lady. I arrived at school and quickly went to the school’s bathrooms to clean the shit stains off my face. That was when I noticed something red engrained on my forehead… The sigil, looking exactly like the one in the dream.
PART 2 After having washed my face I went to the first class of the day, math. My teacher, Ms. Thompson, was already waiting there while no one else was in the classroom. „Hello Joey! You’re early today.“ „Yeah, seems like it. You’re early too, Ms. Thompson.“ „Oh well… I had these amazing Overnight Oats, breakfast burritos, an avocado and egg rice bowl and a green smoothie to top it all off! They were delicious, but I have to admit, just as I started driving to school… my stomach started grumbling and bubbling like crazy. So I had to kind of rush it to… deal with business in time.“ she said in a nervous tone That‘s nothing unexpected… Ms. Thompson was always more on the… chubbier side. But not in a bad way, her fat went in all of the right places, giving her this extremely thick ass. I‘m guilty of having looked at it a few times in class, but I don’t think i‘m the only one. „But it‘s weird that I didn’t have to relieve myself as soon as I arrived.. ahh sorry, I‘m oversharing.“ I shrugged and went to my seat before Ms. Thompson called me forward to help her with the digital whiteboard settings. „I‘m too old for this! How does all of this work..?“ „You‘re not that old, Ms. Thompson. 42 is still young. Also, you need to press this button to switch to the writing setting.“ I solved her problem pretty quickly and wanted to go back to my seat, but just as I started walking I slipped on the freshly cleaned floor. My landing was rough but Ms. Thompson didn‘t even seem to notice it. Unfortunately, for only one second, while I was trying to get up, my head was right above her seat. This was a grave mistake… as Ms. Thompson decided to just sit down casually, trapping my face under her massive, gigantic asscheeks! „Ahhh, there we go… class is about to start right about now. Huh, where did Joey go? Whatever. GRUMBLLLLEEE What the fuck, why is my stomach bubbling again all of a sudden?? Shit, it hurts so bad. Hnng“ Ms.Thompson leaned a bit to the side and let out a literal nuclear bomb of a fart PRRRROOOOOOORLLLLMMMMBBBBBRRRRT It was 7 seconds long and so putrid that it could be classified as mustard gas. But it all went into my nose. I struggled and flayed my arms and legs but neither did her body budge nor did she even notice me at all! „And I was so glad that I didn’t have to go to the toilet and potentially clog one of them… what the fuck?!“ PRNRBBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRLLRRT Another fart forced into my face. She luckily had some yoga pants on that I hoped filtered a bit of the smell, but I probably wouldn’t smell a difference anyways.. it just reeked like shit either way. „It‘s weird that I don‘t smell them though? Well, whatever. Let‘s just get all of this ready…“ PRBRBRT Pbbrbrbrt PLLRRRBRT She released her fart bombs in rapid succession now, really burning my nose while I was trying to breathe in the little specs of air that were available to me. This was worse than what my sister or the lady from before fabricated, maybe just on par with my mom‘s farts… „Oh god but it‘ll be sooo embarassing if my students hear my farts sounding like a literal trumpet! Okay, I got this… if I press down like this they will be muffled..“ Ms. Thompsons weight was fully being pressed down on my face, her ass literally cutting off all my options to breathe! I was seeing complete black by now, being consumed by her two globes of void. If I needed to guess, then her asshole was probably right on my nose, only separated by her thin yoga pants and underwear… if she even wore any. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBRBRRRRT BBRRPRPRPRRRRRRT „Oh wow, the muffling really works! I can get them all out now… hnng“ PROROOOOOOOOBBRT Her farts were wet, rancid, long, big and relentless. They made me extremely dizzy and I even wondered why I haven’t passed out yet, literally only getting air because of her farts. All of my classmates entered and seemingly didn‘t notice me being under her ass. They also didn‘t notice the smell or the PRRRRRBRBRT …sound of her farts. I was essentially the perfect fart filter and muffler, sealing my own fate by going unnoticed. „Okay class, open your textbooks. Page 54 is what we will be going through. Our new topic is PBBBBBRRRRT integrals. Danny, start reading. PORPRPRRRT“ This went on for the rest of the two hours of math we had: she farted literally every minute, maybe even several times a minute. And I was forced to absorb all of it with my nose. Well… it didn‘t go on for the whole two hours, as just 10 minutes before class ended this happened: „Oh god, uhhm… excuse me guys, I have to go to the bathroom. Class is dismissed earlier today!“ Ms. Thompson dismissed class and quickly stood up to run to the bathroom. Meanwhile, the impossible happened. She sat on my face with such force that the sweat from her ass and the wetness of her farts literally glued my face enough to her ass that she was able to drag me along her while she ran to the bathroom! But no one said anything. There were no gasps , laughs or the slightest of reactions. It was as if I was being invisible! Ms. Thompson quickly slammed open the teachers bathroom and went to one of the stalls, still dragging me along her. „Fuck fuck fuck, this is gonna be so much… looks like I still will be clogging one of the toilets again! Oh god oh god“ I dropped out of her ass as she turned around and the back of my head landed on the toilet seat. I tried everything I could to get up, but I felt extremely weak and dizzy. And that was also enough time for her to quickly strip to her bare ass! She threw down her pants and underwear and slammed her ass on the toilet seat! Now came the worst.. her asshole was perfectly aligned with my mouth, and she sat on me in a way that I literally couldn’t close my jaw! „I think I never had to shit this badly… I‘m so sorry school toilet!“ PRFFFFFFRTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRTRRT A very wet fart that went straight into my mouth was just the preview. She spread her buttcheeks, started grunting and her asshole puckered…
PART 3 A ginormous turd forced it‘s way out of her asshole and stretched it twicefold. It literally almost couldn’t fit into my mouth because of it‘s insanely big size. But it prevailed, slowly going down my throat like it was it‘s only job. I could only watch and taste in horror as I wasn’t able to push her off or make her notice me. „Fuuuck… this feels sooo fucking good oh my god…“ It didn’t completely fit and I had to chew for it to pass down my throat. All the while Ms. Thompson grunted and released more farts that somehow still went into my mouth. PBBBBRLRLRLRT PRREAAAAABTTPP „Ohh shit a second one!“ The second turd shot out of her asshole with impressive speed, leaving me no time to even catch it as it clearly showed my mouth it deserved to be in there. I hated the taste but tried my best to get through this predicament. This effort was quickly nullified by her grunting and her asshole puckering for a third log. „This is it… this one will clog the toilet 100%..“ Her asshole grew as wide as it could and out came a log that was the biggest i‘ve ever seen. It was colossally big, stretching my mouth as it slowly went down my mouth. I chewed like crazy, knowing I wouldn’t be able to swallow all of it with ease. „Fuckk this burns! Come onnn, get out you stupid turd! HNNNGG“ She grunted even louder and redoubled her efforts of pushing. This horrified me as it gave me no chance to even chew anything. She relentlessly continued pushing, filling my cheeks to the brim and making me unable to chew anymore! „Yes, yes! Haaahh… my stomach feels so relieved“ She talked blissfully while the solid, disgusting and gargantuan log slowly parked its place on my face. My mouth was overfilled so she just literally shat on my face with the log completely covering it. „Fucking finally! Now let‘s see if it‘s clo- WHAT? It‘s… It‘s squeaky clean? Why is there not a single turd or even stain?“ She said while looking directly at me, still having a turd on my face with a mouth full of shit! But I realized that I really was invisible because of the curse sigil, I just didn’t know to which extent or when exactly. „That‘s weird… but why do I care! Finally I got this bomb out of my ass.“ she said carelessly while washing her hands at the sink and strutting away. I laid there, slowly eating away at the disgusting mess on my face until my mouth was cleared. I was too repelled by the taste so I just launched some of it into the toilet by shaking my face. Just as I wanted to get up though my english teacher, Mrs. Clifford, ran into the stall I was in and slammed her ass into my face with brute force. „Oh no, this latte is not sitting well with my stomach…“ Her ass felt surprisingly soft on my face, being way thicker than I remembered. She did have an hourglass figure that really complemented her attractive personality though. PRFFFFTT PFFTTTTTT …Aaand I was forced to sniff her farts point blank. Her farts were at least not as big or wet as Ms. Thompson‘s ones, but they packed a punch. And it was also just weird to get farted on by such an attractive person. PPRRRRRRT „Damnit, I have class soon… HNNNNG“ She strained and managed to push out a soft but long turd that of course went into my mouth fully. The taste and consistency was just as bad as before but I again couldn’t do anything physically. She finished pushing it out and let out PRRRRBRBRBT one last wet fart into my mouth. „Ahhhh, that was good. Okay, time to go now!“ She quickly sprinted away and I got up too, washing my face thoroughly. Mrs. Clifford was also exactly who would be the teacher in the next period I had, ironic. I made it to the classroom, almost being too late, and saw Mrs. Thompson again while she smiled at me. „Hello, Joey. Come on in, class is starting!“ she said in a sweet voice Seeing her again after she just used me as a toilet was extremely bizarre but I just nodded and entered the classroom. I went to the back of the class and sat down while trying to calm down from everything that was happening. My crush jessica was one row in front of me and I saw her drop an eraser. I quickly went and picked it up for her, even crouching under her table. I tried to get up and give her the eraser but she suddenly picked my head and placed it on her seat before sitting on my face! Her huge jeans-clad ass consumed my face with its sheer size and she didn’t even notice! „Every English lesson is so boring… oh no, I shouldn’t have ate that huevos rancheros, my stomach is going wild!“ Jessica was a latino and always ate a lot of mexican dishes as a result… I was about to experience that firsthand. PRRRRRRFFFBBBRROOORTT PBNLLRLRLROOOORT Two ripe smelling farts burned my nose while Jessica pressed down on my face. „I hope no one can smell this, my farts are the worst!“ she murmured while her stomach bubbled
PART 4 *PRRRRBOOORT* *BBBRRRAARRT* *PÜPRRRRRBLLLLR* „Shit, this is staining my fucking underwear… ughh“ *PRRRRRROBBBBT* I tried once again to push Jessica off of me but it simply didn’t work for some reason. It was like my muscles just lost all of their physical qualities. Suddenly, Mrs. Clifford gave the class a short exam to fill out and was confused by me missing out of nowhere. „Huh? Where‘s… Joey all of a sudden? That‘s weird. Oh well. Alright guys, this will be a simple exam about the new vocabulary we talked about. You have 5 minutes. Good luck!“ Jessica started to panic, seemingly not having studied for this exam: “Ohh god no! I can‘t think properly because of my messed up stomach!“ She started kind of wriggling around and my nose moved everytime her asscheeks did too. Her panicking so much caused even more stomach problems, which was not good… for me especially. *PBBRBRRRRRRRAAAAABBBTTT* *PFFFOOORRRRROORRRRRRMMMMBTT* „Ahhh… shit, good thing they are kinda muffled… ugh, I‘m gonna smell like a pig after this“ *PRAABBBLLLRRRT* *BBRRRRRRROMMMPP* My nose was filled with her toxic barrage of farts that smelled like literal sewage for the next 30 minutes. Jessica even took off her jeans and panties secretly, leaving behind no filtering between her asshole and my nose. *prralalrrbrbbbaraaaaallFFRRRAAAAAAAGGHTTTTT* I struggled as hard as I could but was only met with humiliation, having to huff up all of her eggy and spicy farts straight from the source. [30 MINUTES LATER] After having to endure the assault of gas for the entire rest of the english class, I was able to quickly go home. On my way home I also made sure to take a shortcut to not again be caught by… someone random sitting on my face. Arriving home, I entered through our doorstep and saw… a female friend of my mom, drinking a coffee with my mother. They both turned to look at me while smiling after hearing me enter the house. „Heyyy sweetie! How was your day?“ my mom asked, getting up to hug me for a few seconds I awkwardly returned the hug, making sure to not get into some weird position again. „I made some cookies for yourself and Madeline! Do you want any?“ „Nah, I‘m good“ I responded, being cautious to not get involved again „Come on, at least stay and have a small chat with us“ Madeline begged I sighed and ultimately agreed, sitting down next to the two mature, curved ladies. My mom cracked a joke at one point and it made Madeline laugh so hard that she accidentally dropped her keys under the table. „Oh, my keys! Hmm… Joey sweetheart, can you pick them up for me real quick?“ I instantly wanted to yell no, but I first had to come up with a well thought out reason. But before I even could, my mom butted in: „Come on, help Madeline out here. You’re way younger than us!“ Feeling a little guilt tripped, I saw no harm in trying to swiftly pick up the keys for her. I crawled under the table and fetched her the keys, wanting to get up again. But right before I could… my mom‘s hand tightly gripped my collar, shortly lifted her ass up and placed my head on top of her seat to sit on my face with her huge, black leggings clad ass. „Mfhhhf!“ I quickly noticed how I again could not for the life of it push her off me or even speak loudly enough „Hmm? Joey, what are you… wait, where is he? Wasn‘t he just here?“ my mom asked, seemingly not remembering that she just pulled me under her „Yeah, weird… oh but there‘s my keys at least!“ „Tell me Madeline, do you like those cookies I bak- o-ohhh fuck… m-my stomach feels so weird all of a sudden..“ my mom uttered while straining *GruembbbbbBLLLEEELLLBNNNRRRB* Her intestines suddenly emitted sounds of powerful churning, making it clear what is about to happen. *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFRRRRRRFFFFFFFAAATRFFFFFFRRTTTTT* A rotten fart exploded out of her ass and vibrated all over my face before infiltrating my poor nostrils, making me cringe in disgust. „My god, Jenny! That was a beast creeping out of your butt!“ Madeline joked in awe „O-ouhh, what the fuck is happening! Are those cookies causing this? I need to… f-fuck I NEED TO-“ *PRRLLLLLAAAAAAARRBBBBBBBBRRRRROOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRT* She pressed all of her weight down on my face, resulting in me sniffing and experiencing the full force of that particular rancid fart. My senses were overloaded in a terribly stinky way. „Y-you‘re not hnfgh *PRAFFT* ahh affected, Madeline? I swear it‘s because of those HMPF *PRAABBB* cookies…“ My mom suddenly pulled down her leggings and thong, revealing her two pale, gigantic moons of buttocks. Her unfiltered ass musk also came flowing out right into my sensory organs, making me gag. But my gagging was again not heard even a little bit. „Ah fuck! I need to let some… STEAM OUT!“ She abruptly spread her huge asscheeks with her hands, unknowingly aiming her asshole directly at my mouth that I also could for whatever reason not close. *HAAARTRRRRRRRPRPRRAAAAAARROOOOAAAAOOOAOAAABBBRRFFFFFDRRRRRTTTTTTT* A continuous jetstream of shit air poured out of her asshole and inflated my cheeks as I was forced to completely swallow it down. I could not even convulse as I was fixated right in place, having no choice but to gulp down all of her vile, eggy gas. „Ahhhhh, so good… e-excuse me Madeline, but I *PRABT* need to go to the bathroom… like, badly!“ „It‘s nothing, girl. Take your time in there!“ „D-don‘t worry, I hnfg *PRROOBMMT* will!“ Just before she got up, my face flew into her asscrack and my lips got strongly glued to her asshole, making a tight seal around her anus. Even worse, the seal was so strong that I got dragged into the bathroom with her, still having my lips around her pucker. „O-oh fuck fuck fuck! This is gonna be so much! I hope the toilet can take this… good luck poor toilet, y-you’re gonna need it!“ my mother shouted before locking the door She slammed her ass on the toilet seat, trapping my head in the toilet as I was still kissing her puffy asshole lips. *Praaaafffffrrrrrrtttttt* A rather silent but still very vile fart trickled out of her asshole and went down my throat, proving how tight the seal was. „I pray that you can take all of this, toilet. I would hate to call a plumber to unclog you.“ It was eerie to feel like she was talking directly to me, but actually meaning the toilet. „DON‘T OVERFLOW LIKE THE LAST TOILET DID… HMPPFFFFH!“ She strained and grunted extremely loudly…. and then it happened. Her asshole puckered to prepare for the incoming flood.
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