Following Emily
by Slave Fart

I woke up the same way i always do now, with a blasting fart that sputters from above and the berating that couples it.

It was strong this morning too, she'd have to take a huge shit soon. Probably after a heavy breakfast that she'll top off with something light so it just feels like she didn't gorge herself. Emily's fart assaulted every fiber of me and permeated into my very being.

"Rise and shine, fart boy! Haha. You're in for a real treat this morning a little later. Why don't you guess at what I ate last night."

i had been serving as Emily's toilet for, what now? Almost 6 months? Longer? Either way, it had been too long. But in that time of eating shit and sniffing her bad gas, i began to really pick up on what her different farts smelled like. This one was Mexican for sure, but...

She farted again. This time something leaked out with it. Her soft, liquid shit dropped into my mouth and I swished it around like a sommelier with wine. It wasn't runny, but it wasn't a complete solid. Definitely Mexican... But a burrito? No. Those were a better smell. Not tacos, there wasn't enough flavor. She farted again, a long one with tons of gas that i sniffed at and it was almost spicy.

"You ate nachos. With lots of beans and jalapeños. You're going to have a very large shit because it contained lots of jalapeño cheese and your intolerance to lactose is going to make it very awful for me to smell."

"Hahaha! Ding ding ding! Or should my butt say it? Here..."

She farted three short bursts, fffrrrtt fffffssss ffffffffrrrtttt.

"Hahaha! That worked out well. Either way, toilet boy. We have to take you out into public, but I know you'll try running, so I'll have to take some precautions."

She injected something into my foot, or it felt like that...

"That's 5 microscopic tracking devices that are in your blood stream, so it's impossible for you to know where they are at any given time. So you can't just pull them out like a chip. Try running now, and I will make sure that you die in a portapotty at a construction site."

She had my attention, and now my devotion. I'd have to do whatever she wanted...

"Let's go."

i followed behind her and watched as she grabbed her yoga mat and was in pink yoga pants. Two and two together, and I knew where we were headed.

Apparently it was a yoga class where she'd farted too loud one too many times...

"Emily, I trust you brought a means to stop everyone else from smelling your gas today."

She smiled, "I sure did. It prefers to smell then through its nose."

A few people laughed and a few others shifted uncomfortably.

"Well... It's not conventional, but of it means I won't have to smell your farts.... Alright class, downward facing dog!"

She went right into it and Emily just whispered, "keep that face of yours up my ass the whole time, no matter what."

I nodded and moved behind her. Her rump was huge in this pose and I was with my face in her ass on my knees. Emily wasted no time and blasted a big fart. Moment of truth for me as her fart sniffer in this class...

I didn't disappoint and she sighed heavily, clearly worried that even an experienced toilet of hers might not be able to keep up with her gas. It's valid because there's so much gas and its so very foul.

They got onto their backs and cradled their legs to their stomachs. Emily was laughing and I was let in on the joke...

Bpsllllltttttt.

I moved as close as I could to her anus and she farted again. The air expelling from her anus was so hot! It felt like it was melting my face the temperature was so high.

We went to a seated pose and Emily motioned for me to lie down.

She descended upon my face and farted into my open mouth through her yoga pants. They did nothing to filter the stench or the taste. She farted again and I heard someone else in the class chuckle.

"Can I borrow that for just a moment," a blonde asked.

Emily waved me to her and said, "Go smell Sarah's ass gas, boy."

She smiled and I put my face into her purple spandex covered ass. It wasn't a monstrous fart, but it was surely potent. I thanked Sarah for farting in my face and I moved back to Emily's ass.

There wasn't a long wait for the next fart and Emily laid a sour smelling bomb on my face while she was on all fours, pointing her ass canon at my face.

After an hour, they finally wrapped up and I was thankful to be done with that public humiliation. Emily had me kiss Sarah's ass goodbye and Sarah's ass blew me a "little kiss", a putrid fart that I inhaled as eagerly as I could.

Emily had me crawl into the women's locker room and told me to go wait by the toilet stalls and lick anyone's asshole clean or serve as a toilet while she got dressed.

A former coworker, also named Emily, walked into the stall and took a huge shit on the other side of the door.

"Hey there, how ya doing," she asked.

"I'm really good. Happy to serve my mistress," I lied, "How are you, Emily?"

"I'm good, but I really need to get my ass clean after that dump. And I really hate the way the toilet paper feels on my asshole..."

Emily 2 tapped her foot and stared down at me and Emily walked over, dressed and ready to head home.

I swallowed hard, "Well, Emily. Since toilet paper seems to be too harsh on your asshole, how would you like it if I were to lick your anus clean for you? I would be happy to lick the shit away from your asshole and serve as your toilet paper."

She was clearly happy about using my tongue because she eagerly turned around and spread her ass cheeks, "Why! That would be delightful! Be careful when you dig up into my asshole too! There might still be some shit!"

"You should've just dumped in his mouth," Emily exclaimed.

"Hahaha! I would have, but I like a bit more privacy," she replied, running her hand through her very big hair.

"Just come over to my place. Got a shit box and everything. Looks just like a real toilet. Works like a real toilet too."

"Absolutely! I'm looking forward to that!"

She laughed while I lapped away at her butthole. She farted once and the ordeal was over quick enough.

I followed behind Emily on all fours and watched as her giant ass swayed back and forth. She farted a loud bomb as we got to the car and I hurried to sniff it away. It would have harmlessly wafted away in the wind, but she always wanted me to smell her has after she ripped one. I obliged.

When we got home she didn't waste time with me out of the toilet, and soon enough I was fastened back into place, a toilet seat above my face.

"You didn't try running and that was smart. Now I'll reward you!"

She turned around and pulled down her yoga pants and underwear in a single motion. She lowered herself onto her throne above my face and she farted once. It was a swirling fart that seemed to hit my face three times before settling like an invisible fog over me. I inhaled deeply and the stench was in my lungs in moments.

There were a few minutes of silence as I watched my user's anus pucker in motion. Emily say forward and was messing with her phone when she blew a rather loud fart.

"Ooohhhh ho ho ho! Oh man! That one's gonna get ya!"

She straightened up and made a tighter seal so she wouldn't smell any of that fart. To her credit, it was a smart move because the fart smelled as bad as any of her farts have ever stunk.

Another fart fell out of her ass, but this one was just a precursor to her shit and I knew it. I opened my mouth and awaited the foul offering that I was expected to eat.

Her shit was covered in slime and almost shimmered it was so slick. The turd was an inch in diameter and quivered and it descended into my mouth, exiting her cavernous bowels. It hit my lip and I moved my head so her shit would fall into my mouth properly. It reached my throat and I bit into the thick log to discover it was incredibly dense. Her turd continued to emerge and began to pile onto my face. The stench was very powerful, but I'd handled her shit for so long now that I saw past it.

"You've had a full day so far, toilet. You've smelled some yoga farts, licked the asshole clean of someone that remembers you as a person, and now you're getting a big old dump. Pretty nice day!"

She laughed and as her body shook, her shit broke off and her giant ass cheeks shifted. She took a deep breath in, her sphincter pulsed, and then she relaxed to let a very thick turd that seemed to have no end emerge. It hit my face very fast and entered my mouth, but then it just began to pile. It was the same dense, thick shit log from her first load, but this section of shit was much longer and just piled up so high so fast. She farted and the gas forced more of her shit onto my face and I was buried very quickly.

She laughed again, but this was a laugh I knew all too well. It was a laugh where she was waiting for me to consume most of her waste only to have her bury me again...

I chewed and swallowed for what seemed like an hour, but at this point I was so good at eating her shit that it was probably all of five minutes. She teased me with her pulsing asshole.

"Oh I think we both know what's about to happen... But I want you to tell me. You know my bathroom habits now. Tell me... Tell me what the shit will look and smell like. Tell me how much there will be. I want you to describe it. I've made you smell the farts out of Sarah and lick Emily's asshole clean. Now you sit beneath me, mouth open and you're about to describe to me exactly how much I'm about to continue shitting on you."

I saw no reason to hesitate, "Emily... You're about to shit out more of the same turd that's been exiting you. It will be slightly softer, that's from the beans. It will smell horrible, that's all the cheese. And the taste will be less earthy than the first load, and that's because you've not eaten vegetables lately. You'll struggle to get the load started, but there will be a fart that shifts everything and once you do start it won't stop until there's nothing left in your colon. It will pile onto my face and you won't be able to see me. I'll finish eating your shit in about 6 minutes, and then I'll be licking your asshole clean, but you won't realize that you have a wet fart waiting and I'll have to clean your asshole all over again after you let that wet fart go in my mouth."

"Let's put you to the test!"

She strained and I heard her grunt. A fart rushed from her anus to my nose. It was like there was no room between the two. She farted again then I saw her huge butt cheeks rock on the toilet above me.

Her pink hole started to open and then a very thick log emerged towards my face again at breakneck speed. I caught the front end of it in my mouth, but the turd kept coming. She started to chuckle at my prediction being so accurate, and then caught a whiff of the turd that she was pooping on my face.

"That's so foul! hahaha! It's.... Hnghhh..."

She pushed and the shit came even faster. I was in shock at how much poop was inside her. But as quick as it had started, there was a huge fart signaling the end of her dump. It was a sputtering fart that sprayed her shit all over the rest of the toilet.

i took some time to eat Her shit, but it was over in less than 10 minutes, and she raised my head to her asshole.

i licked for a solid 4 minutes when I felt her sphincter fighting back against my tongue.

Here it was...

A burst of her liquid shit actually went straight down my throat without me trying to taste or swallow. She laughed and then I cleaned Her anus again...

"Whoa! Even down to the wet fart! I guess I should call you Nostra-toilet instead of Nostradamus! Hahaha!"

I moved my neck up and down and really got a good push of my tongue up into Her rectum so that She'd be completely free of any shit on her ass.

It ended like it always does now... She shut the lid, shut off the lights, and left the room leaving me alone with my head in a box and the weight of a terrible decision to haunt me with my thoughts.