First Winter - Love, Work, Shenanigans, and Gas After last night's incident, Zera and Miyo decided to head to bed since they had their fill on Courtney's torment which left the poor vampire in shambles after her gassing. Morning soon arrived and Cierra was the first to wake up. She yawned and stretched before looking at the clock. It was 9:15 AM and her eyes shot wide open. "O-Oh Gosh! I was supposed to be up at around 8:40!" she panicked, swiftly making her way out of the bed, only to trip and land on something or someone soft and cuddly! "Nya-Ow!" Miyo yelped as she was landed on by Cierra. She looked down and noticed that her sweet roommate had fortunately landed in between her breasts. They sure made good safety cushions! Cierra muffled quietly before lifting her head out of Miyo's massive breasts; suddenly beginning to blush as she no realized where she had landed. "M-Miyo?!" She stuttered, attempting to stand back up. "Good morning cutie!" Miyo happily greeted her, swaying her tail around. "What are you doing- Bah, never mind! I'm going to be late!" Cierra whined as she exited out of the room and into the bathroom. "Can't afford to lose this job already." Inside, she removed her clothes, took a hasty shower, brushed her teeth, combed her hair, and applied makeup to herself. Afterwards, she exited the bathroom and entered back into her room where Miyo was now sprawled out on her bed. "Why the rush?" Miyo asked, licking her paw. "I- I have work today! Remember? I said this last night!" Cierra reminded her of the conversation they had last night while searching her drawers for her work clothes. "Oh, right! I forgot about that. I'm sure you'll make it there in time. Just pace yourself and it'll be fine," Miyo assured her. By now, Cierra managed to find and put on her work clothes. "Alright, now I'll just get me an orange and that'll have to suffice for breakfast I guess," Cierra stated, dashing out of the room. Courtney had just woken up and exited her room, only to be rammed into by Cierra, who scurried into the kitchen while she awkwardly laid there on the floor. "HEY! Watch it!" Courtney shouted, quickly grabbing Cierra's attention. She turned and covered her mouth softly. "S-Sorry!" she apologized and briefly went to find herself an orange for breakfast. Courtney huffed and attempted to stand up, but suddenly found her foot smashed by Miyo's massive paws. "OW! DAMN IT FURBALL!" She screamed in agony, hopping up and down while holding her aching foot. "Sorry Court," Miyo also apologized as she entered into the living room. Unknowingly, Courtney hopped and sat herself directly in front of Zera's door, which instantly opened up, bashing her in the back of her skull. She was then sent flying into the nearby wall with a loud crash and thud. She let out a pitiful groan as Zera tiredly stepped out of her room and yawned, mumbling to herself about hating mornings. She then made her way past the now, unconscious Courtney. Her body began to spasm and her wings twitched as she rested on the floor. Cierra had now obtained an orange and quickly began to peel it while Miyo, being the lazy morning kitty that she was, crawled her way onto the couch and curled up into a massive ball of fluff. "Hey Cierra, when will you be back?" Miyo asked with her eyes closed. "Around 3. Why?" Cierra responded while munch on an orange slice. She swiftly leaned over to the far side of the kitchen counter to obtain her keys and purse. "Oh, I was wondering if we could spend this afternoon getting to know each other better. I mean, I'm aware we spoke to each other online, but it's nothing compared to talking to each other in the real world, you know? I just figured it'd be a good way for us to bond closer and possibly become stronger in terms of friendship," Miyo suggested, waiting to her her fellow roommate's opinion on the matter. Cierra gave it some thought while making her way to the door before shrugging. It wasn't necessarily a bad idea. Becoming a better friend would heed good results hopefully. "Sure, why not? If it'll get us better acquainted with each other. Anyway, I'll see you and the others later then," Cierra agreed and then waved, making her way out the door. Miyo gave her a small wave with the flick of her tail and yawned. Eventually, the bathroom door opened and Zera stepped out, feeling accomplished. "Woo! Good morning ladies!" she exclaimed before peering down, noticing Courtney still lying on the floor. She didn't exactly remember her being there; especially when she was still half asleep. "What the hell? Aren't you supposed to be in a coffin and not on the floor?" Zera questioned, placing a hand on her hip. Of course, she was still unaware of what had even occurred earlier. Courtney didn't even respond since she was still out cold. Miyo then peered over and tilted her head to the side before speaking. "Is she okay?" "I dunno. She ain't saying anything," Zera replied, lowering down to turn Courtney over. Her eyes were closed shut and Zera gently patted both of her cheeks softly, hoping to stifle her awake, but to no avail. "Miyo, she's not waking-.." A sudden thought then crossed the imp's mind. "Wait, I got a better idea!" she exclaimed excitedly. "What are you going to do?" Miyo asked, giving Zera a curious glance. "Oh you know. A good ol' morning fart," Zera answered, standing up to lower her booty shorts; revealing her bright red ass. Suddenly, she began lowering her butt downwards on Courrtney's face. Courtney's eyes slowly opened and she began to mutter something. "My damn head-.." She paused and realized what was happening. Zera's bright red ass was quickly descending upon her like a massive meteor. Her eyes widened and she screamed, "GAH?! YOU STUPID BITCH, DON'T YOU DA- MMrmrprhmrm?!" The poor vampire was instantly cut off as Zera's butt completely engulfed her face. Courtney screamed into her rear while violently flailing behind. Her cries for help came out as muffled sounds of distress. "Um, Zera? She's awake," Miyo mentioned. "I know. But I really feel like letting this one out, just for her~" Zera stated with a naughty grin on her face. Without hesitation, she pushed out one of the most loudest farts she could possibly manage. 'PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT... BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT... FFRRRRBBBBBBBBTTT.... RRRRRUUUUUPPPPPT..' Courtney's body began to spasm for a brief moment before instantly going limp yet again. It looked like the imp had overdone it. Finally, she released Courtney and her body fell to the floor with a thud. Miyo blinked and finally got up to check on the vampire. She was still breathing, but now unconscious thanks to Zera's massive release. She snickered and shook her head before picking up the girl with relative ease. "Goodness Zera, you keep this up and sunlight won't be the only thing that'll kill her," Miyo joked while carrying the girl over to the couch. "Oh please, farts never killed anyone," Zera said, placing a hand on her hip while a fiery fart escaped her rear; initially burning a hole through the back of her shorts. 'SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTTSSSssssssssss......~' Zera then blushed heavily and covered her butt. "Alright, maybe they're capable of killing people," she admitted before sniffing the air. She didn't seem too bothered by the horrible fragrance filling the entire room; however, Miyo had to cover her nose for the first time in ever. That one was pretty rancid, even for her and she had known Zera for quite some time. "Smells like sulphur," Miyo commented as she cleared her throat. "Perhaps you should go to the bathroom after that one." "Hehe, right!" Zera nodded in agreement, quickly entering into the nearby bathroom. The door was locked, in order to make sure no one accidentally wandered inside and got themselves killed by her noxious fumes. As soon as her butt touched the toilet seat, her stomach made an ominous growl which signaled the worse to come. 'SssssSSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLRRRRRRPPPPPTPTPTPPTTT.. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBNNNRRRRRRRSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLTTTT...... FFFFFFPPPPPSSSSSSSSRRRRPPPPPTTTTTT....' "Damn! Feels like lava's coming out of my ass right now!" Zera groaned as she tightly pressed her hands against her stomach since she was now experiencing a bit of pain. Miyo listened in and approached the door. "Zera, what did you eat?" She didn't exactly eat too much during the trip, so she thought. "Uh, nothing!" Zera quickly responded. This sudden answer caused Miyo to become a bit suspicious. She had to have eaten something to provoke such violent gas. "You're lying," Miyo said a bit bluntly. Zera could only sigh. Of course she was lying. She had eaten five bags of spicy chips on their way there to Cierra's apartment. While the two had fallen asleep during the ride, she made a brief stop at the gas station for not only gas, but for a few snacks as well. "Okay, you got me. I am," she admitted. Her stomach made an audible grumble and she then tilted over slightly to let out a steamy, 'PPrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsshhhhhhhhhhhhh.....' That one partially burned on the way out too. "What in the world did you eat then?" Miyo questioned her again while folding her arms. She wasn't particularly angry or anything, but was just curious on what food was causing this in the first place. "Those spicy chips. Five bags in total," Zera replied. She blew a strand of hair from her face and grunted. "Five bags?! I'm surprised you didn't blow us up when you were driving us here!" Miyo exclaimed. Now, she was quite worried. An imp like Zera eating anything spicy was a big no-go in her book; especially when Zera was capable of destroying an entire building with a mere lighter and a bit of methane gas. Courtney soon began to stir awake from her unconscious state and quietly glanced around the room, rubbing her aching head. How long had she even been out. "Wh- What the hell is going on?!" Courtney yelled. The vampire quickly stood up from the couch and approached Miyo who was near the bathroom. Miyo turned to face her and gasped. "C-Courtney! You're awake!" "Yeah, I'm awake. Now, where the hell is Zera?! I've got some harsh words to share with her!" Courtney growled, now baring her fangs. "Well she's-..." Miyo paused momentarily as Zera's loud grunt could be heard through the door. "She's in the bathroom right now. She's kind of-.." 'Splooosh!' The sound of something huge hit the water within the toilet. Now, she was dropping literal bombs. Courtney gave a look that just screamed disgust and Miyo visibly cringed. Now, she actually felt sorry for the poor toilet; although, it was simply an inanimate object. However, that object respectfully belonged to Cierra. "What in the fuck did she eat?" Courtney questioned. She was just as curious as Miyo had previously been. "Five bags of spicy chips," Miyo answered in a soft tone. Her ears twitched as various farts sounded from the bathroom, 'PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRPPPPPLLLLLLLSSSHHHHHHHHTTTTT.... BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPSSSSSHHHHHTTTTTT.. PPPPPPPRRRRRRSSSTTTTTTTT..' "Five bags?! When?! I didn't see her eat anything on the way here!" Courtney yelled. Obviously, she was becoming a bit panicky and fearful. She knew how bad Zera could get, but this was just absurd. "I ate when you guys were asleep! Ugh.. I think my ass is going to melt off," Zera whined as sweat dripped from her face. The heat had increased tenfold inside of the bathroom and she was also feeling the environmental changes. Courtney growled and facepalmed, but Miyo gently began rubbing the girl's shoulders to calm her nerves before her explosive attitude came out. "Relax. She held it long enough so she wouldn't kill us. Now, all we have to do is wait until she's done and pray she doesn't run out of tissue." "Guys, I ran out of tissue," Zera stated bluntly as the sound of waste poured into the toilet bowl. Courtney and Miyo looked at each other for a moment "Okay, we've got to call Cierra!" Courtney shouted as she pulled out her phone and browsed through her list of contacts. Miyo blinked and shook her head. "What? No, we don't! We can just drive to the store ourselves! I mean, you're going to have to go inside though because I'm not really good with people and all," Miyo explained, only to be given an odd look by Courtney. "N-No! We can just call Cierra and it'll be quicker!" "Guys, hurry up. I feel another wave coming," Zera muttered. The continuous flow of waste exiting her body had her worn out; although, the two on the other side of the door probably didn't hear a single word she said since they were busy arguing with each other. "Why are you so eager to call her? Can't you drive?" Miyo asked, giving Courtney a frown. "I-I can't, alright?!" Courtney covered her face in embarrassment. Miyo's eyes widened in shock. Of all people, Courtney didn't know how to drive? She figured that since she came from such a wealthy family, she'd have her own luxury mobile she'd drive. "I've always had a personal servant drive me around.. I've never touched a steering wheel in my entire life." "Courtney.. It's not a big deal, okay? Listen, if it'll make you feel better-... I'll drive and we'll go inside together," Miyo comforted her. The vampire sadly nodded in response. Miyo then looked to the bathroom door before yelling, "We'll be back soon Zera!" "Hurry! My ass needs cleanin'!" the imp shouted back, despite how gross that may have sounded, but this was an urgent emergency. Miyo then hurried out the odor on all fours with Courtney following her with her parasol up, blocking the sun. They entered into the car and buckled up. "Do you even have the keys?" Courtney asked. "Mhm!" Miyo quickly reached into her cleavage to retrieve a secondary pair of keys before placing them into the ignition slot. She cranked the car up and put it into reverse. "Okay, where did you, a monster cat girl, learn how to drive?" Courtney then asked. "Oh, you know. TV and occasional video games!" Miyo replied with a happy smile. "Hitting people got me bonus points!" "Wait, what?!" Courtney freaked out at her response. "I'm kidding. Driving simulators and I self-taught myself," she said, now putting the car into drive. This calmed Courtney down as they sped down the highway. Meanwhile, Cierra would be behind the checkout counter. She sighed softly as she rested her chin in her hand. She could think of a million places to be instead of here at this boring job she absolutely needed in order to keep her apartment. Her eyes glanced around the dull video-renting store. Not a single soul was in sight until the store's entrance door was opened. Cierra then sat up and cleared her throat as a the individual stepped foot into the store. "Welcome to Rent-a-Vid! How can I-..." Cierra paused. Her eyes widened and her entire body froze. A boy had entered inside. It wasn't just any ordinary boy, but it was the boy of her dreams. His hair was black and spiky, his eyes were blue like the sky, and he appeared to be sporting a baggy navy blue hoodie with baggy pants and sneakers. What more could she ask for? He had to be the perfect fit, but she paused. 'What if his personality is a turn off or what if he doesn't even like me?' Cierra pondered deeply. She eventually found herself ultimately worried, but daring at the same time. Her heart began to race and she tightly clenched her hands together in anticipation. ".... Assist you..~?" She finally finished her sentence after a brief moment of silence. The boy then turned and gave a small smile. Cierra's heart fluttered! 'Even his smile's cute! I don't stand a chance!' "Hey! Uh, could you point me in the direction of the horror movies? I was thinking of watching a few," he answered. "R-Right! Um, sure! Just follow me," Cierra said, quickly making her way from behind the counter towards the horror movie section. "W-We have some slashers, monster movies, and many more," she informed. Cierra could feel her initial body tense up. She hadn't felt this nervous since she tried speaking to her high school crush and that didn't go so well. "Ah, alright. Thanks Cierra," he thanked her with a small nod. "I- how did you know my name?" Cierra questioned. She froze and gave a look of shock. "Well, it says it on your name tag," He answered with a small snicker. Such a small hint was enough for him to know! Cierra blinked and looked down at her shirt as she then noticed her name tag which was clearly displaying her name in big bold letters. A large blush formed on her face out of embarrassment! How could she have forgotten about that? She puffed her cheeks momentarily before retrieving her phone from her pocket. It was now 12:30. Time was sure moving slowly today. Cierra then began to ponder what those three roommates of hers were doing. Hopefully, they wouldn't burn the place down while she was gone. She then glanced out the window, only to notice a certain car speed into a nearby parking lot across the road. Her eyes widened somewhat at the sight of that. 'Isn't that the car they came in? No, it can't be or is it?' she thought. It was then that she saw Miyo and Courtney, who was holding her own personal parasol, step out of the car. 'Oh gosh, it is them. What are they doing? Getting groceries? I thought I got some yesterday! Did they eat it all the food?' Cierra's mind raced back and forth to figure out was going on until a familiar voice sounded out from beside her. "Hey, you there?" the boy spoke up, knocking Cierra out of her thoughts and back into reality. "H-Huh?! Oh, yeah! I'm so sorry!" She immediately apologized; not realizing how long he had been standing there while she conveyed her thoughts together. "Heh, its fine. Hey, I don't believe I properly introduced myself yet, either. I'm Lukas," he gently extended his hand towards her for a handshake. Cierra hesitated for a second and then shakily shook his hand with a nervous smile on her face. "Nice to meet you. I-I'm Cierra- wait! Y-You already know that," she stuttered. It was bad enough that she had forgot that her name tag even existed and now, she was simply repeating something he already knew! Lukas simply laughed before setting the three movies down on the counter in front of her to check out. She looked down and proceeded to scan the selected movies. "Um, so you must be watching these with a girlfriend or friends?" Cierra asked in a hushed tone. She absolutely had to know if he was taken or not. If she was lucky, he wouldn't be and she'd at least have a pint of hope left. If not, well, she was sure there were other cute boys in the world, right? "Nope! No girlfriend yet. My friends are currently out of town right now so, I suppose I'll be watching them by myself unless... you wanted to possibly join in?" Lukas offered with a sly smirk on his face. Cierra's heart fluttered in excitement. He was actually inviting her over to watch a movie? Not only that but he was single. She possibly couldn't deny this opportunity to be with him! "Yes! I-I mean, I'd be glad to," she answered with a hint of excitement in her voice. Cierra then finished scanning the movies before placing them into a bag. "T-That'll be $11.50." Lukas pulled out his wallet, retrieved the exact amount, and handed it over. He grabbed his bag and looked over at her with his genuine smile. "How about tomorrow night? You'll be off since its Saturday right?" he suggested. "Of course! That'll be fine. Where do you live?" Cierra then questioned. She had hoped that he didn't live too far off. "Oh, the apartment complex here in town. Door 2B," Lukas informed. What a coincidence! He even lived near her. This would totally make it a lot easier on her after all. "You live there too? Great! W-Won't take me long to come over at all. I honestly can't wait!" Cierra exclaimed happily. For once, she wasn't too nervous about this. It'd be an opportune time to see how he's like and get to know him personally. Lukas gave a small grin and then waved to her as as he neared the exit. Cierra waved back at him as he left. It didn't take her long to start imagining how the meet-up would go. Though, she immediately found herself daydreaming about having a more romantic time with him. 'Wait! Its not a date! Gah, what am I thinking?' She shook the lewd thoughts from her head and huffed. She had to maintain her composure until she suddenly remembered that Courtney and Miyo were in the store nearby. She decided to call Courtney since she was known to keep her phone on her 24/7. Meanwhile, Courtney and Miyo were just now hurrying inside store while getting a good number of odd stares. "Alright, lets make this quick. I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to," Courtney muttered to Miyo who seemed to be paying more attention to her surroundings than anything that was coming out of Courtney's mouth. "R-Right!" Miyo spoke up in a rather frightened tone. She had never been so close to other humans before. Cierra was on she could trust; however, these were people she had never seen or spoken to before. It was quite worrisome for her and she could feel her fur stand up. "Miyo... Miyo!" Courtney shouted at the neko, but she got no response from her at all. She waved her hand in front of Miyo's face, but the girl didn't budge. Eventually, her phone rung and she answered, "Hello?" "H-Hey, its me, Cierra. I was just calling to check up on you guys!" Courtney blinked and hesitated momentarily. "What? We're fine!" She would then begin snapping her fingers in front of Miyo's face again to try and get her out such a frightened state. "Oh? Well I um, saw you and Miyo go into the store nearby and I was just curious and all-..." Cierra was suddenly cut off by Courtney's yelling. "Miyo! Snap out of it! Cierra's on the phone!" She yelled while stomping her foot as if she were about to have a temper tandrum. Miyo blinked and shook her head after the mentioning of Cierra's name. "Cierra?" She questioned and took the phone while the vampire grabbed various tissue packs. "Cierra, thank goodness its you! These.. people are scary and I think I'm gonna throw up!" Miyo panicked and began to fan herself rapidly with her massive paws. "Wha- Calm down, Miyo! Everything is going to be okay, I promise!" Cierra attempted to calm her friend down over the phone. It would be better if she were there physically, but this wasn't the case unfortunately. "Um, listen! A-A cute boy totally invited me to his home to watch movies with him." This information had to calm Miyo down. Cierra knew she was one of those overly-romantic type of girls too. Miyo's eyes opened in utter excitement and she squealed with joy, causing Courtney to cover her ears in annoyance. She groaned and continued to stuff the buggy with tissue packs. "Oh my gosh! NO way! What's he look like?" She asked; the curiosity now getting the best of her. Before Cierra could even answer the neko's question, Courtney shouted. "Miyo! Lets get a move on! We got an explosive farting imp to handle, remember?!" "Um, right!" Miyo responded and quickly began to follow her friend to the check out aisle. "Exploding what now?" Cierra questioned with a hint of worry in her tone. Had Zera blown up the apartment while she was gone? 'Oh God, I hope nothing too bad has happened,' she thought to herself. "Uh! Zera's stuck on the toilet and we needed tissue, talk to you later, bye!" Miyo answered and hung up before Cierra could even get a word out of her mouth, which left her completely confused on the entire situation. She attempted to call them back, but no one answered. She then looked out the nearby window to see them exiting the store with a bunch of tissue paper. Miyo helped Courtney place the items in the car before getting inside and driving off in a hurry. Cierra simply sighed to herself and then checked her phone for the time. It was now 2:15 PM. Time sure went by fast when she was interacting with people. 'Just one more hour,' she thought. Eventually, Miyo and Courtney arrived back at the apartment. They both stepped out of the car and went into motion. Courtney grabbed her parasol and went to open the door while Miyo grabbed the tissue packs with her huge paws. They then entered inside to find no one in sight. The environment was entirely silent until, 'PPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRLLLLLPPPPPRRRRRTTT... FFFRRRRRRSPSPSPSSPLLSLLLRRPPPT..' Two vile, loud, and wet farts sounded out from the nearby bathroom. The last one in particular sounded entirely messy at the end too. Courtney let out a shaky sigh. Those farts were enough to send chills down her very spine. Miyo gave Courtney a look of concern before walking towards the bathroom door to set the tissue packs down. She hesitated momentarily before knocking on the door. "Zera.. We're back.." Miyo spoke with a hint of concern in her voice. There was a large gap of silence; enough to make Courtney to start worrying about Zera. Miyo quietly placed an ear onto the door and listened. THere was something that sounded like a snore. "..." She was a bit speechless at that. She was astonished at how someone like Zera could even sleep through a bowel movement such as that. "Well?" Courtney awaited an explanation from Miyo. "Well, she's asleep!" she exclaimed, not really believing it herself. "What?! Then wake her toxic ass up! We didn't go to that store just to come back and find her asleep!" Courtney scowled. She wasn't exactly in the mood for for this nonsense at all. Suddenly, she stomped her way towards the door, not even giving Miyo a second to respond. "Hey! You flame-spouting moron! Wake up!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. This sudden outburst managed to wake Zera up. "Wh-Who?! What?!" Zera panicked and looked around frantically. "Wow, nice job Courtney. Your bratty attitude got her awake!" Miyo commented. "Why thank-... Wait, bratty attitude? Excuse me?!" Courtney pouted. "Oh, you two are finally back. Did you bring tissue?" Zera asked. "Yup! A lot of it too," Miyo responded. "Great. I'll just portal it in. You guys don't want to come i here right now. Feels like I just let out hell in here.," Zera stated bluntly as an immense portal formed in front of her. Courtney let out a sigh of relief; thankful that she wouldn't have to venture into that literal hellhole. Another portal appeared outside of the door and Zera's hand came through. "Tissue please." Miyo gave her a handful of tissue rolls and the imp withdrew her hand back into the portal which then disappeared. She sighed in relief now that she had something to clean up with. Miyo and Courtney then made their way to the couch and lazily flopped on it. It felt like today had been a long day, even though they only went to store and back. There was a brief moment of silence until the sound of the toilet flushing was heard and finally the door was opened. Zera stepped out and the horrible stench from the bathroom leaked out into the living room. Miyo was the first to catch whiff of it and fell off the couch gagging. Courtney was the next to fall out. It seemed that the imp had forgotten the most important tool. Air-fresheners. "Ahh, I'm all done guys! Guys?" Zera looked and noticed that the two were out cold. She didn't seem too phased from the stench. She shrugged and sat on the couch without a bother while using Courtney and Miyo's unconscious bodies as her personal foot stool. Soon, Cierra was able to head home after a long boring day of work. It was a short drive fortunately and she made it back in 20 minutes. She grabbed her keys and opened the door, only to get a face-full of imp gas to the face. She'd gag and twirl around clumsily before falling flat on the ground unconscious as well. Zera peered over and noticed Cierra laying on the floor. "3 K.Os. Huh, new record! I'll give them a few hours from now," stated bluntly while changing channels on TV. They'd wake up... eventually. |
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