"Mmm, these burritos are the best in all of Gotham. Shame Mr. J's no longer around to share them with me." Harley said to herself. "Oh well, at least with that taco shop robbed, Batsy and Bird Boy are bound to show up so I can have some fun."

Harley ate her burritos and waited for the arrival of Batman and Robin. She waited for almost 2 hours, but they never showed up.

"Pooey, even after I robbed a taco shop, Batsy and Bird Boy don't wanna play with me anymore." Harley sadly said. "All the fun has left Gotham."

Harley walked towards the fire escape of the building she was on when she heard someone say "You picked the wrong day for crime."

"Batsy? Is that..." Harley asked as she turned around, only to be greeted by the sight of someone she had never seen before standing on the taller building next to the one she was standing on. "Who's this clown?"

"You should look into a mirror before you call someone else a clown." the mysterious hero said. He then jumped onto the shorter building, only to twist his ankle upon landing and fall flat on his face. "Argh, son of a bitch!"

"Hahahaha. That was actually quite funny." Harley said. "Hey, I know you, you're Pigeon Bitch."

"It's Pigeon Boy." the hero replied.

"Pigeon Bitch sounds better." Harley stated.

"Shut up." Pigeon Boy said. "If my ankle wasn't broken, I'd knock you out cold."

"Sure, Pigeon Bitch." Harley sarcastically said. "You couldn't even make that landing without breaking a bone. That was like, what? A 5 foot drop?"

"I happen to have sensitive ankles, okay?" Pigeon Boy said.

"Whatever you say, Pigeon Bitch." Harley replied.

"Stop calling me that." Pigeon Boy demanded.

"sToP cAlLiNg Me ThAt." Harley mocked. Suddenly her stomach made a growling noise. "Jeeze louise, those burritos have decided to fight back, and they're putting up a good fight." She then paused for a second before a fiendish grin form on her face. "Hey Pigeon Bitch."

"It's Pigeon Bo... Oh to hell with it. WHAT!?" Pigeon Boy asked.

Harley walked towards the young vigilante before turning around and grabbing the back of his head.

"Wait. What the hell are you..." Pigeon Boy tried to say before he was interupted by his face being shoved into Harley's ass. "hhhhhmmmmppppp!"

"Oh, quit ya whinin', you big baby. It's only a butt." Harley said before letting out a PPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFF that went right through her leggings and up Pigeon Boy's nose.

"HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!" Pigeon Boy screamed.

"That was quite the ripper. Wouldn't you agree, Pigeon Bitch?" Harley said. She then released her grip, much to Pigeo Boy's relief.

It turned out to not be such a good thing afterall, cause as soon as Harley let go of the boy's head, she started pulling down her leggings. "Now for some real farty fun."

"Oh please no." Pigeon Boy begged.

Pigeon Boy's pleas fell on deaf ears however, as Harley immediately shoved his face back into her ass. This time his nose slipped into her asshole.

"Wow, your nose has become my butt plug." Harley stated.

"HHHHHHMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFF!" Pigeon Boy screamed.

"Mmm, I could get used to this." Harley said before letting out a FFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF right up Pigeon Boy's nose. "Fuck yeah, that felt amazing."

"HHHHHHMMMMPPPPPPP" Pigeon Boy screamed again.

"That wasn't as loud." Harley noted. "Is Pigeon Bitch getting weaker?"

Pigeon Boy grabbed Harley's ass cheeks and tried pushing her away, but to no avail.

"You grabbin' my booty cheecks. You dirty pigeon." Harley said before unleashing another PPPPPPFFFFFFPPPPTTTTTPPPPPFFFFFFF. "Who needs Batman and Birdboy to play with when I have Pigeon Bitch to fart on?"

Pigeon Boy was growing even weaker and was beginning to lose consciousness.

"Here's another one, Pigeon Bitch." Harley said before unleashing a loud PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Pigeon Boy couldn't hold out any longer and passed.

Harley yanked the boy's nose out of her asshole. "Oh pooey, he's passed out." She started rubbing her chin then got an idea. "You're a genius Harley. An evil genius."

Harley then pulled up her leggings and grabbed her bag and pulled some rope out of them. She then tied up the young vigilante and took him to her lair.

Some hours later, Pigeon Boy was awakened by Harley puffing gas in his face.

He started coughing. "What the hell? What's going on?"

"Good mornin' Pigeon Bitch. Hope you enjoyed your nap, cause it's the last break from my ass you'll ever get." Harley said before shoving Pigeon's face back into her ass with his nose once again going inside her asshole. "That gas I puffed in your face was Mr. J's anti-knock out gas. It was a little something he developed a few years ago to prevent losing consciousness, a single puff will keep you conscious for a whole month."

Pigeon Boy couldn't believe what he was hearing. He didn't like where this was going in the slightest.

"Your nose is going to be my butt plug for the rest of your days, Pigeon Boy." Harley said.

"Oh, so now she calls me by my name." Pigeon Boy thought.

"And the best part..." Harley said before letting out a monsterous PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. "Ah, now that's what I call a fun time."

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" Pigeon Boy screamed.

"Ready for more, butt plug?" Harley asked before releasing another FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.