Fart Tales: Fiona (Shrek)
by Garrison15

Shrek, Donkey, and Puss in Boots took the children away on a trip for the next couple weeks, leaving Fiona alone to herself. And with all the free time on her hands, Fiona was gonna make the most of it.

Wearing nothing but her underwear, Fiona was lying in a hammock, enjoying the relaxing weather, when she heard footsteps followed by a voice.

"How the hell did I get here? This isn't on the map." a young traveler said out loud. "I swear, when I see that merchant again, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind."

The traveler walked into Fiona's field of view and she got ot of the hammock and charged at him.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!" Fiona yelled, scaring the young traveler.

The young traveler ran as fast as he could, but he wasn't anywhere near fast enough to outrun the ogre and was tackled to the ground.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!" Fiona yelled again.

"I didn't mean to." the traveler begged. "I got lost. I'll leave immediately, just let me go."

"You think I buy your story? HA!" Fiona mockingly laughed. "You're here to steal from my home, aren't you?"

"No, I didn't even know there was a home here." the traveler begged.

"I don't believe you." Fiona replied. "And even if I did, you still came into my swamp. That deserves punishment."

Fiona got off of the traveler and picked him up and carried him over her shoulders like sack of potatoes before walking towards the shack.

"I'm begging you, don't do this. I'm sorry." the traveler begged.

"Just be grateful my husband isn't here." Fiona said. "You'd probably be dead by now."

Fiona barged into the shack and slammed the door shut before throwing the traveler onto the couch. The traveler tried to get up but was stopped by Fiona taking a seat on his chest.

"Aw, nice and comfy." Fiona said out loud as she set her feet on the coffee table.

The ogre's weight was practically crushing the traveler's chest, making it hard for him to breath.

"Although, I could be more comfy." Fiona said before she stood up and slipped her panties off. She moved slightly to the right and sat down again, taking a seat on the traveler's face. She then wiggled around so that his nose was touching her asshole.

The traveler tried to push the ogre off of him but she was simply too heavy.

"What's the matter, trespasser? Do you need air? Here you go." Fiona said as a big PPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPP shot out of her ass and into the traveler's nostrils.

This made the traveler convulse. The ogre's ass was smelly enough, but her fart made him feel like he was in hell.

"Ah, that felt nice." Fiona said. She then started lightly bouncing on the traveler's face. She then stopped before letting out another FFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. "Fuuuuuuuuck, that felt amazing."

"What did I do to deserve this?" the traveler thought.

Fiona began masturbating as she released a few PPPPPPTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPP FFFFFFFPPPPPPPRRRRRBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFF PPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF and PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFF consecutively.

The traveler began sobbing into the ogre's ass.

Fiona on the other hand was having the time of her life. She enjoyed making the traveler suffer from her emissions more than she could've imagined.

"Get that nose of yours ready, trespasser." Fiona said. "I have one more fart for you, and it's going to be a big one."

This made the traveler freak out, every instinct in his body reacted. He used all of might to push the ogre off of his face, even managing to succeed a bit, however, even a rush of adrenaline wasn't enough for him to escape and he dropped the ogre's ass back onto his face.

"Foolish trespasser." Fiona said to herself. "Anyway, here it comes." Fiona let out a loud grunt, like the kind you do when you lift something heavy, and shot of an insanely big PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF out of her ass.

The traveler screamed as loud as he could and convulsed he was possessed by a demonic spirit as the fart was being released. He used up so much energy, he managed to pass out, though the fart probably played a part in that as well.

"Look at that, he's passed out." Fiona said out last as she stood up. "May as well tie him up and put him in the closet."

Fiona tied the traveler up threw him into the closet. The traveler started to regain consciousness which she noticed.

"You weren't out long." Fiona stated. "Oh well, it's getting late. See you tomorrow, trespasser, and enjoy the next few weeks."

The traveler was going to say something in protest but was gagged by Fiona's panties. She then winked at him and blew him a kiss before shutting the closet door.