"Bleh, I smell like a draugr covered in mud." Eivor said to herself after she sniffed her own underarm. "I should bathe in the pond."

Eivor removed her armor until she was only wearing her undergarments before walking over to the pond, only to find a Saxon man bathing.

"Ah, Eivor. Here to bathe too?" the unnamed man asked.

"As a matter of fact, I am." Eivor answered. "Do I know you?"

"Apologies, Eivor. I am Edwin, I work at the stables with Rowan." the man answered.

"Well it's a pleasure to meet you, Edwin." Eivor said.

"The pleasure is all mine." Edwin thought as he saw Eivor get into the pond. He couldn't help but admire her figure.

"So how long have you worked with Rowan?" Eivor asked.

"Only about a month or so." Edwin answered. "But before that I was a stable boy back in Lunden."

"What made you decide to come to Ravensthorpe?" Eivor asked.

"Didn't like Lunden, too crowded." Edwin answered.

"Plus the women here are so irresistible." Edwin thought as he admired Eivor's breasts.

"I know what you mean." Eivor replied. "I grow bored of this bath. What do you say we go in the cave behind the waterfall and... celebrate our newly found friendship."

This got Edwin excited.

Eivor stoop up and slowly walked towards the waterfall. Edwin got up as well and followed suit.

The both entered the cave as Eivor gave Edwin a swift kick to the groin, causing him to fall to the ground and cradle his crotch in pain.

"What was that for?" Edwin asked.

"Do you think that just because I'm a Dane that means I'm stupid?" Eivor angrilly asked.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Edwin replied.

"Don't play stupid with me, Saxon." Eivor said. "I saw you staring at my breasts."

"I'm sorry, Eivor, it's just that you're so beautiful." Edwin begged.

"That's no excuse." Eivor replied. "As your jarl, I deserve more respect."

After saying this, Eivor's stomach began to growl. Apparently all that mead she drank and pork and cheese she ate has decided to fight back. Eivor then walked over to Edwin and stood over his face.

"What are you doing?" Edwin asked.

"Giving you exactly what you deserve." Eivor said before squatting so that her ass makes contact with Edwin's face.

Edwin tried pushing Eivor off but he was too weak.

"Wow, Saxon. Are you even trying? I've seen babes with more strength than you." Eivor taunted before letting out a blow horn sounding PPPPPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPPP which made Edwin scream into her ass. "Scream all you want, Saxon. Not only will it be muffled by the cheeks of my behind, but the sound of the waterfall will block it out."

Edwin was in absolute hell. It was bad enough that Eivor's ass still reeked, but the stench of her fart was something else.

Eivor then let out another PPPPPTTTTTBBBBRRRRRPPPPPP that made her moan in pleasure and relief. Edwin, however, continued to scream.

"Quit being a baby, Saxon, it's not that bad." Eivor said. "You're a stable boy for crying out loud, you should be used to smells like this."

It was true that Edwin was used to foul odors because of his prefession, but no amount of scooping up horse manure could prepare him for the odor coming out of Eivor's asshole.

Eivor then let out another BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPPTTTTTPPPPPFFFFFFFPPPPPPP before she started rubbing her ass in Edwin's face. Not only to rub in the smell and further show her dominance, but because she was genuinely enjoying herself. She hadn't had this much fun in a long time. The same couldn't be said for Edwin, however.

"I have to admit, Edwin, your face is rather comfortable for my behind. And your nose feels good up against my hole." Eivor said. This gave her an idea.

She stood up and started lowering her lower undergarments before taking them off completely. Edwin wanted to run away then and there but he was too weak from having his face smothered and farted on, plus he knew Eivor would punish him further if he tried.

"Open your mouth." Eivor ordered as she sat down on Edwin's chest.

Edwin knew what she was gonna go and responded by shaking his head.

"I said open your mouth, Saxon." Eivor ordered again, this time slamming her fist into his groin, causing him to yell in pain thus allowing Eivor to shove the dirty cloth into his mouth. She then stood up and got back into her previous position, this time making sure Edwin's nose went up her asshole.

Edwin screamed into the gag and began crying. This was literally the worst day of his life.

"Aw, is the poor Saxon perv crying? Well here's something else to cry about." Eivor said before letting out another PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPP that went right up Edwin's nose, causing him to scream louder and convulse. Eivor then started masturbating vigorously, the whole situation was making her hornier then she had ever been.

Eivor continued to fart up the poor Saxon's nose and masturbate for several hours before she was finally empty of of all the gas.

"Odin's beard, that was more enjoyable than when Sigurd and I went to Valhalla." Eivor said as she yanked her undergarments out of Edwin's mouth. She then stood and started putting them on she looked at the waterfall. "Foolish me, it's already night." She then took a whiff of her underarm. "I can wait till tomorrow."

Edwin, meanwhile, crawled towards the cave's exit.

"I really did a number on you, didn't I?" Eivor asked.

Edwin replied by slowly nodding his head, too weak to form words.

"You're off the hook now." Eivor said. "But if you tell anybody what happened in here, I will cut off your balls and feed them to my pet wolf. Do you understand?"

Edwin nodded his head in response.