My parents and I were driving out to my great-aunt Susan's farm for our family reunion. I hadn't seen my great-aunt Susan in well over 6 years since I was 12. We used to see her every year during Thanksgiving and Christmas but 6 years ago my dad's job required we move out of state. We kept in touch with her through social media and video chats, my parents did anyway, but we hadn't been in the same room in a very long time. Living so many states away meant the road trip took 2 days. It was a massive relief when we finally arrived.
"You're finally here!" My aunt Carol shouted at us as we got out of my dad's car.
"Sorry we took so long, sis." My mom said. "We got caught up in some serious traffic at around 3 and didn't get out until around 4:30."
"Well what matters is that you're here." She then looked at me. "And how's my favorite nephew?"
She says that to all her nephews I should add.
"I'm fine, aunt Carol."
"Well I hope you guys are hungry. Dinner's gonna start soon." Carol started walking towards our relatives who were sitting at picnic benches lined up out just outside Susan's house.
"What are we eating?" I asked as I, along with my mom and dad, walked to the picnic benches with Carol.
"We got pork ribs, fried chicken, stuffed mushrooms, cornbread, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, baked beans, cheddar biscuits, mac and cheese, and creamed corn."
"That's allot of food." I stated.
"Well we have allot of people to feed." Carol replied.
We arrived at the picnic tables.
"Go ahead and take a seat, you guys." Carol said.
My parents took seats at one of the ends next to my mom's cousin Kyle while I sat near the middle in between my cousin Jeff and some girl I didn't know.
"Shrimp, is that you? You've gotten bigger. You're what? Half an inch taller?" Jeff roasted.
Shrimp was a nickname Jeff use to call me by due to how small I was for my age. I didn't even hit 5 feet until I was 14. Now I'm only 5'2.
"Hey, Jeff. I see you're still doing your Jabba the Hutt cosplay." I roasted back.
"Okay, I deserved that one." Jeff replied.
Susan, along with her sons Conner, Eric, and Jim, her daughters, Helen and Michelle, and her brother Charles, left the house carrying food and placed it on a table. "Food's ready people."
Everyone got up to grab themselves a plate. I got myself a couple ribs, a fried chicken thigh, some creamed corn, a few stuffed mushrooms, and some baked beans. As I was about to start eating, the girl who's name I didn't know sat back down next to me and I was in shock by how much food was on her plate. Her plate had a mountain made up of different portions of all the food. And she didn't waste any time, as before she was even fully sat down she was gorging herself. It was insane. I tried to ignore it and eat my food but it proved to be next to impossible. And if you thought that was crazy, before I was even halfway done, she had finished her plate and got up to get seconds. Though her second plate only had about half the amount of food. As I was seeing her eat, I couldn't help but recognize her from somewhere, but for the life of me I couldn't wrap my finger around it.
After we finished eating, we all hung out throughout the property. I was in the barn with Carol throwing darts when I decided to ask. "Aunt Carol, do you know who that girl sitting next to me was?"
"Why do you ask?"
"It's just that I've never seen her before."
"Kinda weird for you ask such a question, but I guess there's no harm in feeding your curiosity. That's your second cousin Zoey. You probably don't remember her as her dad moved out of state after her mom passed when you were only a baby."
"Is she some kind of celebrity?"
"A celeb... What in the hell are you going on about, boy?"
"I can't help but feel like I've seen her somewhere. I just can't figure out where."
"Well maybe you ran into her doppelganger once. You're really obsessed with this."
"Yeah, maybe you're right. I'm probably just getting worked up over nothing."
We went to throwing darts until it was getting dark and around time to get some sleep.
"Where am I going to be sleeping?"
"Shit. Did no one tell you where you would be sleeping?"
I shook my head.
"Well you'll be sleeping downstairs in one of the guest rooms. Want me to take you there?"
"Yes please."
"Alright, grab your things and follow me."
I went to my dad's car to grab my bag and followed Carol into Susan's house and into the basement where she pointed to a door with a large C on it. There were also other doors with large letters on it from A to F.
"That's where you'll be sleeping. Need anything else?"
"Where's the bathroom? I'm gonna need to brush my teeth before going to bed and I'm gonna need to shower in the morning."
"Each of those rooms has it's own bathroom."
"Why do they have their own bathroom?"
"Your great-great uncle George built this place to be a bed and breakfast back in the day."
"Why'd it stop?"
"Your great-aunt Susan didn't wanna continue the family business so she and your great-uncle Reese shut it down and used the property to build the farm."
"Huh, interesting. Well, goodnight, Aunt Carol."
"Goodnight, kiddo."
I went into my room and placed my bag on the bed and opened it to grab my toothbrush, toothpaste, and bottle of mouthwash. That's when I heard a loud and echoey TTTTTTHHHHHHHMMMMMPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT from the bathroom followed by a feminine voice saying "Holy fuck." in a soft voice. I knocked on the door then heard the voice shout "Someone's in here!"
I decided to let it go and until whoever was in there to be done. I pulled out my Switch and played some Mario Kart. The entire time I was playing I kept hearing more loud and echoey farts from the bathroom. Finally after I had finished my 5th race of the session, I heard the toilet flush. The person in the bathroom washed their hands and left the bathroom, revealing themself to be Zoey.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you." She said.
"I'm sure it's not tha..." I then got hit with the smell. "*cough* I take it back, it is that bad. *cough*"
"Sorry about that. My dumps are notorious for smelling like a chemical weapon."
"It's fine."
I turned off my Switch and went into the bathroom, taking my bag with me, to brush my teeth and change into my pajamas. I was also silently huffing the smell. I always had a fetish for a women's flatulent and sniffing Zoey's feces made me hard. I finished brushing my teeth and was about to leave the bathroom and but stopped when I realized she'd see my boner if I left the bathroom. I decided that I was going to jerk off to get it out of my system. I closed the door and jerked off my heart's content. Once I was done I changed into my pajamas and left the bathroom.
"It took you that long to change into your pajamas? You're pretty slow."
"Well, I'm a pretty slow guy." Pretty slow guy? What?
"Whatever you say."
I crawled into bed and went to sleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I saw that Zoey was dead asleep. I checked my phone and saw that it was 6:30 in the morning. Knowing that I wouldn't need to be out of bed for over an hour, I decided to browse a fart fetish forum that I was following. While browsing the forum I saw a post titled "Not usually into toilet farts, but this shit is amazing" and decided to click on it. The post had a link to a Pornhub vid and I decided to watch it so I got out of bed to grab my earphones from my bag. I got back into bed as I plugged in my earphones and started the video.
In the video a woman pulled down her pajama pants and sat on the toilet and let out an echoey PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I was getting turned on and started jerking off. I came very quickly and in my post nut state, I began to notice that the bathroom looked familiar, it looked exactly like the bathroom in this room. I then noticed her pajama pants and remembered that Zoey whore similar looking pajamas. I then heard a knock on the bathroom door and the woman shouting "Someone's in here!" I then checked the upload time of the video and saw that it was uploaded 6 hours ago, around the time I went to bed. I put 2 and 2 together and figured out that it was Zoey in the video. I couldn't believe it. I then saw that her channel name was MistressFartyPants. It then occurred to me where I recognized her from as I'd seen a few of her videos posted on the forum and had even watched a few. That probably explained why she ate so much food at dinner, she needed fuel to make a video.
I checked her channel and saw that she had tons of videos of her farting in front of the camera, usually in a role play. She also had a few videos of her farting in dude's faces. I clicked a video called "Farting on a Loser Slave #12" as it was the latest video of her's before the one.
The video started off with Zoey looking at the camera and smiling before pointing the camera behind her revealing that she was sitting on some dude's face. I also noticed that the dude was wrapped in saran wrap and lying on a tarp.
"This loser thinks he can withstand smelling my farts." Zoey said to the camera before letting out a massive PPPPPPHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP into the slave's face, causing him to start whining. "I beg to differ." She then winked at the camera. She then placed the camera on the nightstand.
For the next 12 minutes, Zoey was bouncing her ass on this dude's face and blasting farts. It finally came to a close when she pulled down her camo pattern leggings. "Open your mouth."
The dude shook his head.
Zoey responded by slapping him hard on the dick. "I said open your mouth."
The dude opened his mouth and Zoey's asshole immediately puckered and a large turd came out of it and into the poor dude's mouth. The turd was long and looked like it had the consistency of soft serve ice cream. Once she finished, Zoey took a roll of toilet paper off the nightstand and ripped off a few sheets that she then used to wipe her ass. She threw the used sheets onto the dude's chest and got off of him and left the shot. She then came back putting on latex gloves. With her gloved hands, she started picking up the shit and rubbed it into the dude's face, even shoving some of it into his nostrils. After she was done, she left again. When she came back, the gloves were off and she was carrying multiple plastic grocery bags. She placed the grocery bags over the dude's head one by one. With the bags now on this dude's head, Zoey sat bag on his face, rubbing her feces across his face even more. She then grabbed the camera and said "Hope you losers enjoyed that one. Later, my slaves." before winking at the camera and blowing it a kiss. The video ended right there.
I was in utter disbelief. That was one of the hottest videos I had ever seen, and the woman in it was sleeping right next to me. For the next hour, I checked out some of her other videos.
As I was watching a video of her farting on a Ken doll she was sitting on, pretending it was a slave she had shrunk, I heard. "What! The! Fuck!"
I jumped and looked my right and saw Zoey well awake. I had also thrown my phone and it got disconnected from my earphones and you could hear the video.
PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBRRRRRRRRMMMMMMPPPPPPPP "Oh yeah, take that, slave."
I immediately got out of bed and grabbed my phone and turned off my phones.
"Wait, I recogni... NOOOOOO!" She covered her face with her hands. "Oh god, why is this happening to me?"
I didn't know how to respond. Part of me wanted to comfort her but I was too scared she'd get mad at me.
"You're not gonna tell anyone are you?" She said as she removed her hands from her face.
"No, never."
"Thanks, I appreciate that."
We stared at each other awkwardly for a few seconds until I decided to break the silence. "So... what made you decide to do farting videos."
"I don't think that's a very appropriate question."
"Alright, forget I asked then." I checked my phone and saw it was close to 8. "I'm gonna go take a shower."
"Now? I need to take my morning dump."
"Just take it while I'm showering."
"While you're showering? Are you crazy?"
"Well we'd be killing 2 birds with one stone, wouldn't we."
"Fine."
I entered the bathroom and turned the shower on before taking off my clothes and getting in. Meanwhile Zoey entered and sat on the toilet to take her morning dump. Even with the sound of the shower I was still able to hear the sounds of Zoey shitting. Once I was clean, I exited the shower and walked towards my bag.
"Oh, gross. You pervert!" Zoey shouted.
I looked down and saw that I had an erection. "I'm so sorry." I grabbed my bag and left the bathroom to put clothes on. Once I was dressed I went upstairs to eat breakfast.
My mom, Carol, and Helen were in the kitchen making breakfast which consisted of bacon, scrambled eggs, sausage patties, french toast, pancakes, and a variety of different fruits including strawberries, cantaloupe, blueberries, bananas, and kiwi. It all looked delicious.
"Good morning, Zack. How'd you sleep?" My mom asked.
"I slept... good."
"Well when you say it like, I have a hard time believing you."
"Mom, I'm fine."
"Okay, whatever you say. Want me to make you a plate?"
"Yes please."
My mom made me a plate consisting of 3 pieces of bacon, a heap of eggs, a patty of sausage, a piece of french toast, and a couple pieces of cantaloupe. "Thanks, mom." I began eating my food.
"You're welcome, sweety."
After I finished my plate, Zoey came upstairs and we looked at each other in awkward silence for a whole second before she went to make herself a plate.
"What was that about?" Helen asked.
"What was what about?" I replied, pretending to not know what she was talking about.
"The way you looked at each other. What the hell was that?"
"Your mind must be playing tricks on you, Aunt Helen." Zoey butted in, playing along with my fake obliviousness. "I didn't even notice he was in here until he asked what the fuck you were talking about."
"Alright, whatever you 2 say." Helen went back to making breakfast.
"Thanks for having my back." I whispered to Zoey.
"I didn't do it for you." she whispered back.
"Still, thanks." I left the kitchen and went outside to hang out with the rest of the family.
Zoey and I awkwardly avoided each other throughout the day. Even during lunch, where we sat next to each other again, we sat in awkward silence. Without the context of us being second cousins at a family reunion, you'd be forgiven for thinking we used to be a couple but had a nasty breakup.
At around 4, I was in the barn throwing some darts by myself when Zoey entered. "Look I'm getting tired of all this awkwardness. I say we rip off the band-aide and talk."
"Uh... okay."
"But not here, Uncle Jim and your dad are on their way in here to play darts."
"Let's go to our room then."
We left the barn and entered the house and went downstairs and entered our room.
"Okay, now let's ta..." I was interrupted by Zoey charging at me.
She slammed me onto the bed and straddled me until she was sitting on my chest. She grabbed my wrists and held them down. "You haven't told anybody, have you?"
"No. Even if I wanted to that would expose me as someone who gets off to his cousin's farts."
"I suppose you do have a point." She got off of me and stood up. "Sorry about that. I take keeping my fart porn profession a secret from the family very seriously."
"Is this what you wanted to talk about?"
"Actually yes, but after tackling you onto the bed, I think I owe you some answers. You still wanna know why I do farting videos?"
"I supposed I would like to know."
"Alright." She sits down on the bed. "Ever since I was a kid, I have always been a flatulent girl. I've had IBS and have been lactose intolerant my entire life. A few years ago, I got super drunk and ate a bunch of cheese, yogurt, and ice cream, and I filmed myself farting. And I guess I sent it to someone in my drunken state, because I later found that video on Pornhub. At first I was distraught and angry, but then I saw comment on the video from people saying they wish they could've been smelling it and a lightbulb went off in my head. 'What if I did this sort of thing for a living?' And so I made a Pornhub account and started filming myself farting. And just like, I had a huge following. I've made so much money from people requesting custom content and general donations. Plus I find it to be really fun."
"Wow, that's a hell of an origin story. But who are those guys you've farted on?"
"Oh those? They were guys who paid to have me fart on them, except for number 5."
"Then who the hell was number 5?"
"He was some guy who tried to get with me at a club. He wouldn't leave me alone no matter how many times I told him I wasn't interested so I thought I'd teach him a lesson."
"I take it that's why he was gagged?"
She proudly nodded. "He also had my panties in his mouth, and they were freshly stained with my shit and piss."
"Oh my god, that's so hot."
"Oh? So you'd like it if I did that to you? That can be arranged." She winked at me.
I was frozen with shocked. She essentially just offered to fart in my face while I had her panties in my mouth. "Can we... do it? Like... tonight?"
"Only if you beg me for it."
"Please, Zoey. Please fart in my face tonight."
"That's not exactly what I meant, but I do appreciate the effort." She stood up off the bed. "If you want me to fart in my face tonight, the crawl behind me and give my ass some kisses."
I got off the the bed and crawled behind on my knees. I stared ad her ass for a few seconds, admiring how divine it looked wrapped in her plaid leggings.
"Come on, I don't have all day."
I stopped delaying and planted a kiss right on Zoey's right ass cheeked and did the same to her left cheeked and then back to her right cheeked and continued the pattern.
"Wow, you're a great ass kisser."
I continued kissing her ass.
"Now stop."
I planted one last kiss on her left cheek and stopped.
She pulled down her leggings, revealing an off-white thing which she also pulled down, exposing her bare ass. "Kiss right there." She pointed directly at her asshole.
I immediately puckered my lips and moved my heard foward until my lips were making contact with her asshole and I made the full kiss.
"Now start begging. Say 'Please, MistressFartyPants. Please fart in my face tonight.' like a good boy."
"Please, MistressFartyPants. Please fart in my face tonight."
"You got it, slave. Now kiss my asshole again and thank me."
I kissed her asshole again. "Thank you, MistressFartyPants."
"You're welcome, slave. But you don't have to call me MistressFartyPants, just mistress will do."
"Yes, mistress."
"See, you're learning." She pulled up her thong and leggings. "I'm gonna go help with dinner. We're doing sandwiches tonight. Toodles, slave." She blew me a kiss and left the room.
I couldn't believe what just happened. I had just worshiped an ass that'd make Brazilian models jealous and owner of said ass was going to blast my face with farts tonight. I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Needless to say, I was still awake. I jerked off and left the room once I was done.
About 2 hours later, dinner was ready. I was sitting at the row of picnic benches when Susan, Zoey, my mom, Carol, Helen, and Michelle came outside carrying large plates of sliced bread, sliced meat, sliced cheese, sliced tomatoes, lettuce, sliced pickles, and sliced onions.
"Dig in everyone!" Helen yelled.
I made my sandwich which consisted of white bread, 2 slices of cheddar, ham, turkey, chicken, bacon, pickles, and an onion slice and sat back down at the picnic bench. As I was eating my sandwich, Zoey took a seat next to me.
"Check this shit out." She said.
I looked over and saw that she had 5 sandwiches on her plate, each one having 6 slices of cheese, only 1 slice of meat, and no vegetables.
She leaned in and whispered into my ear "You're gonna get it bad tonight, slave." and giggled.
My dick twitched at her comment and I was frozen for at least a full second before I went back to eating my sandwich. After I was done I looked at Zoey and saw that she was gorging herself just like yesterday.
Once Zoey was done she whispered into my ear "I'm gonna go get ready. Be in our room in 5 minutes." and left the bench.
I went downstairs 5 minutes later and entered our room.
"There you are, slave. Right on time."
I saw here and was in absolute awe, she had on the sexiest birthday suit I had ever seen.
"You like?"
I nodded my head in response, too stunned to speak.
"Take off your clothes and sit down on the bed."
I immediately took my clothes off. Once I was wearing my own birthday suit I sat on the bed. I then noticed the bed was covered by a tarp. "What's with the tarp."
"It's in case I have an accident." She grabbed a roll of saran wrap. "Let's get you wrapped up." She started wrapping my upper torso with the saran wrap.
"Do you keep that on you?"
"I took it out of the storage room. Don't worry, there's like a hundred of them in there, they're not gonna notice one of them is missing." She finished wrapping up my torso. "Now lie down."
I lied down.
She continued to my legs and was being careful to make sure my dick was left free. She finished wrapping me and and stood there with her hands on hips and admired her handy work. "Don't I do a good job at wrapping people up?"
"Yes, mistress."
"Oh shit, I almost forgot. I got a little present for you. Let me go get it." She went into the bathroom and I heard water splashing. She came out holding what looked like a wet cloth. "You said you'd like for me to do to you what I did to number 5, right?"
I nodded my head.
"Then open your mouth."
I opened my mouth nice and wide.
She walked over to me and shoved the panties into mouth. "You like the taste?"
I nodded.
"Good. I took a dump about an hour ago and let those panties marinate in the dirty toilet water." She grabbed a roll a duct tape and ripped of a strip before placing it over my lips. "So you don't spit them out." She then leaned into my face and let out a loud BBBBBRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP into my face. She then straddled my body and hovered her ass over my face and looked at me over her shoulder. "Are you ready?"
I nodded.
"Good." She sat down on my face and my nose was touching her asshole. I took a whiff and could smell the sweat she had built up for the day. She then pulled out her phone and started recording. "Hey, my fart loving fans. I have another victim here with me today. Think he'll survive the destructive weapon that is my farting ass? Let's find out." She then clenched her asshole and let out a FFFFFFFPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBRRRRRRRMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP right up my nose.
I took a deep inhale and started struggling. Her fart at such close range was too much for me.
"Uh oh, looks like my slave can't handle it. Oh well, that's his problem." She then let out another PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF followed by a PPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPP. She then placed her phone on the nightstand.
The smell was atrocious. Despite my struggling, however, I was still given a huge erection.
Zoey grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. It felt incredible. "Keep sniffing up those farts, faggot, or I'll these strokes will be replaced with slaps."
I was in disbelief by her threat. Sure, she shown herself to be cruel to her other subs, but I had assumed they knew what they were in for. Even if it was technically for the camera, I didn't imagine she'd be this harsh with me without notifying me first.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Not wanting to get slapped in the dick, I inhaled her latest emission. I once again began struggling. The smell was simply ungodly.
This continued for well over 45 minutes. 45 minutes of her ass assaulting my nose with her very own weapon of mass destruction. She even stopped jerking me off after about 10 minutes, and it was just before I was about to cum, so she basically blueball me. She finally lifted her ass off of me and ripped off the tape. "Let's see if these bad girls are clean." She took the panties out of my mouth and inspected them. "Good job, slave, they're as clean as the day I bought them." She threw the panties on the floor. "Now open your mouth."
My eyes widened when she said this. I knew what she was going to do and was not prepared. But I also didn't want her slapping my member, so I complied. My mouth was open so wide it was like I was at the dentist.
"Good boy." She lowered her asshole until it was not even an inch over my open mouth. "Hope you like chocolate." Her asshole puckered and a turd similar to the one she gave to number 12 came out of her asshole. The taste was like nothing else. It literally tasted like shit, which I know might sound a lazy way for me to describe it, but I couldn't describe it any other way of I tried. The shit filled my mouth very quickly and the rest started fallout off the sides. Thank goodness I was lying on a tarp. She finished shitting and got off of me to put on latex gloves. She came back and, like with number 12, she rubbed her shit over my face and shoved some up my nose. Her shit smelled bad enough, but some of it being in my nostrils was pure torture. She then grabbed her phone. "Hope you betas enjoyed that. Later, losers." She ended the recording and turned around to look at me. "If all that shit isn't eaten by the time I get out of the shower. I'm drinking a gallon of milk tonight and making you sleep with your face in my ass and doing the same every night until the reunion's over." She winked at me and went into the bathroom, leaving me wrapped up on the bed with her shit on my face, in my mouth, and up my nose. It was absolutely disgusting.
But I wanted more of it.
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