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Diancie's Gas and The Elevator Diancie rubbed her stomach, satisfied after that feast. The feast was set for her people and the Team Rocket organization, as they wanted to make peace and become allies and whatnot. They did a lot of boring political talk before they all enjoyed a big feast filled with soda and meat and everything you'd want to eat. Diancie especially loved the foods that left her stomach feeling all rumbly and weird after eating it, like the bean burritos and the broccoli. She doesn't usually eat much human food, so the feeling of being gassy is sort of alien to her- but when she first felt it, she really liked it. The gas itself wasn't that bad to Diancie; she thought it smelled interesting and she didn't mind letting out her gas in public just to smell it. In fact, she liked farting around other people more than she enjoyed it by herself; she felt like it would be selfish to keep that 'wonderful' smell from other people. Of course, she never tells anyone about her love of the gas, as she didn't want people finding out that a princess like her enjoyed that. But two unfortunate Carbink bodyguards were going to find out about it up close... It was said before that Diancie loved eating gassy foods, and since she was given permission to eat all she wanted at that feast, she didn't mind showing everyone that love. Her plate held a mountain of bean burritos, cheese, scrambled eggs, broccoli and anything else that would make you gassy. Team Rocket members and her fellow Pokemon all looked on in amazement as she chowed down on this food mountain until nothing remained on her plate. When the princess noticed all the onlookers, she blushed lightly and quickly grabbed a napkin to wipe off her face. She then went back to looking all pretty for photos, ignoring the rumbling in her stomach that she loved feeling. After about ten more minutes of talking to Team Rocket officials and shaking hands, Diancie took one last photo with everybody before being escorted by her Carbink bodyguards toward the elevator. She suggested that they take the elevator, as it would be faster than walking and they had to get back to the Kingdom as fast as they could, but she had an alterior motive for taking them to the elevator. Whenever she'd let out her gas in front of her Carbink guards, they'd always tell her that her gas wasn't a problem to them; while this was just them being polite to the princess, she interpreted it as them enjoying her gas and not saying it outright. So, she figured she could use the elevator as a way to trap the gas in with them- that way, the she and the Carbinks could enjoy it without it floating away. As the elevator doors closed, Diancie rubbed her stomach and let out a small fart that quickly travelled to the Carbinks' nostrils. "Eheh, excuse me," Diancie whispered, pretending to be bashful about her gas. The Carbinks then both told her not to worry and that they were fine, as they both thought it would only be a short while before they reached the bottom floor. It has become known throughout the Carbinks that the princess as some kind of thing with farting. They don't try and figure out what that's about; they just remember to be kind to the princess and tell her not to worry about her gas. A smile grew on Diancie's face as she felt her stomach continue to rumble, so she leaned against the elevator wall and let out a longer fart. The smell caught both of the Carbinks offguard and they began to gag a bit, but they regained their posture when they heard Diancie say 'sorry' and 'excuse me' again. Their responses were shorter than their previous ones, as the smell of the gas still stunned them, but Diancie was still happy to hear them give their approval to her gas; at least, it was approval in her eyes/ears. She watched the elevator buttons flash, signalling that they were growing closer to the bottom floor. She sighed and began letting out a SBD, thinking that she was about to step off. Just as she finished releasing that stinker, the elevator began shaking and the buttons stopped flashing. The Carbinks were surprised and looked around to see what happened. Then, a voice came from the speaker system: "S-sorry to everyone who was here today, but there has been a very sudden power surge..." The voice began explaining nervously, filling the guards with alarm and Diancie with joy. "...most electronics, l-like the speaker system, will still be functional... b-but the elevators and the building's wallphones are unoperational for the time being. Thank you for your patience." Then, it clicked off. The guards were panicking a bit, knowing that the safety of the princess must've been on their hands. "W-what should we do to protect you, your highness?" The guards asked her, trying to sound calm. Diancie's cheeks darkened a shade of blue and she smiled slyly. "Welll, there's no need to do anything drastic, so how about we just keep each other... entertained?" She shook her behind at the guards flirtaciously, who both blushed in embarrassment. Feigning ignorance on what the princess might be implying, the guards asked, "W-what might you be talking about?" They were surprised to hear Diancie suggesting something so lewd, but they would do anything to serve her; they wouldn't expect what she really desired. She came closer to them both, backing them into a corner as she shook her rear end at them. "Well, my stomach has been feeling a bit funny from all that food I ate," She began to explain to them, and her stomach growled a little, as if on cue. She continued, "How about you help me relieve myself in a fun way?" Before the guards could both ask what she meant, she stuck her ass in one of their faces and let out a long and wet fart into his face. The guard fell onto the floor, surprised by the sudden attack and stunned by the smell. The other guard asked the princess, "W-why did you do that to him?" He tried to remain as calm as possible, but all the gas released in that elevator was still invading his nose, and it made it hard for him to concentrate. "Oh, don't act like you don't want some too..." She teased him before sticking her butt in the Carbink's face and letting out a shorter but equally wet fart. The Carbink fell back and gagged, apalled by both the smell and the princess's actions. He knew she had a bit of a gas problem, but he didn't think she enjoyed it. "I-i don't know what's gotten into you, princess!" The first Carbink exclaimed, recovering from the fart he got delivered to his nostrils and getting off the floor. His face grew a darker red than his comrade, and that was mainly because of his secret crush on Diancie. He found her to be rather cute and very polite, and he never actually minded when she let out her gas in front of him. He just wasn't used to her flaunting her gas in front of him like this. Diancie giggled and joked, "I know what has gotten into me... a plate full of burritos, broccoli and scrambled eggs!" She giggled and blushed more as she pushed out a long and rancid fart that the guards thought would never end. The first Carbink guard stayed close to the princess; since he didn't mind her gas too much, he wasn't going to avoid going near the princess while she was acting like this. The other Carbink guard was the opposite: he began banging on the door and yelling for someone to start the elevator back up again, the smell taking away his rational thinking and making him believe that they'd start the elevator because a guard commanded it. Acting upset, Diancie went over and faced his guard, bringing him away from the elevator door. "I don't like how you're avoiding me..." Diancie told him as she led him against the wall and turned her rear end towards his face. "I think you need some of my medicine to help you think clearly." She then let out her foul gas into his mouth. He shrieked a little and ran from her to the other corner of the room, and he began trying to spit the taste out of his mouth. Unfortunately, she went over to him and let out more gas at him, which didn't particularly help with his problem. Meanwhile, the first guard was still watching this happen and enjoying it a bit. Sure, he didn't like seeing his friend suffer the smell of someone's gas, but he enjoyed watching the princess act like that. The last time he remembered her being like that was in a movie he saw her in; it wasn't a particularly popular Pokemon movie, but he bought it at the store upon seeing her look of seduction on the DVD cover. She turned to that other Carbink and smirked, noticing his embarrassment and his enjoyment of the situation. "You must be thinking some naughty things about me, huh?" Diancie questioned him teasingly, only making him grow more embarrassed. "Don't worry, so am I. Now, rest yourself against that wall and enjoy." The guard did as she asked, leaning against the wall and shutting his eyes. She then stick her ass right in his face, clenched her fists and let out some toxic fumes. He chose to inhale most of the gas, as he thought that she'd be pleased with him if she did; he was right about that. After that, she told him to rest next to the other guard, and she laid herself on both of their faces after he did so. She then let out the rest of her gas onto both of their faces, with the escond Carbink guard struggling under her weight until he and his friend passed out. Diancie herself was growing woozy from her own gas, and she passed out in that gas-filled elevator with her arms around her two bodyguards. It wasn't until several minutes later that the elevator door was opened by two Team Rocket interns on the other side of the door. A second after the door was opened, all the gas poured out at once, causing anyone who inhaled too much of it to pass out from the smell. The gas flowed through the first floor, causing some to pass out and others to just grow woozy and feel sick, and many who had entered the building immediately left upon smelling it. After the smell had dissipated, two Team Rocket employees worked to get the princess and her two guards out of the elevator and back to her kingdom safely. Everyone was worried when the princess didn't come back to the kingdom with them, so they all had questions to ask her when she came back with the Team Rocket employees helping her. One thing they were wondering was why she was smelling so bad (though they didn't all phrase it like that). She answered it in one way: "My guards and I were spending quality time together." |
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