Babysitter Liz - Fort Farts
by fetishguy

My parents decided to go to a concert 4 hours away so just decided to stay over night and have Liz babysit me. I at the time was of course against this but there was nothing I could say. My mom thought her picking on me by farting was hilarious and said I need to not be such a stick in the mud.

After Liz came over she was being pretty cool. She had on tight navy blue booty shorts and her ass looked incredible. We played xbox and she read while I watched tv. We had hot dogs and chili fries for supper. Then out of the blue Liz goes “OH MY GOD, do you want to make a fort?!” I laughed, “out of what?” She took me into my bed room and we used my comforter, along with my parent’s, some string wire and we had a pretty nice looking fort set up.

We got in and told jokes and spooky stories. Then all of a sudden Liz says “uh oh” followed by a huge bassy rumbler echoing off the hard wood floor. “I’m so sorry for that” She laughed. The smell filled the whole fort with in seconds. I covered my nose with my shirt. “that’s the chili fries coming to say hi” Liz smiled. We sat there for a minute while I waited until I could breathe. As I looked at Liz, I noticed a vein popping out in her neck as she was pushing out a long silent fart. All I could hear was her asshole releasing a long PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST followed by a sigh of relief across her face. The smell was horrendous. I could not go anywhere either because I was against the wall and Liz and purposely put herself at the entrance of the fort.

“That stinks so bad Liz, my mom said if you pulled this fart crap again you can’t come over anymore” I cried out. Eyes now watering. Liz’s mouth dropped. “You rat. You told on me from last time?” I gave her a look like “sorry” and she goes laughs and say “you little shit you’re going to get it.” As shes saying this I see her crouch, turn around and slide her ass right into my chest now pinning me against the wall. As I’m trying my hardest to push her off I feel her ass erupt all over my chest. “ahhhhhh take that you little rat. Now you smell like one too!” She lets out 2 more, PFFFRRRRRT……PLAT!

At this point I have had enough. I had not smelled anything but chili farts for the last 45 minutes. I think Liz noticed because I hear her laughing. “You look a little green around the gills you ok? I’ll tell you what, you let me fart right on you’re face and I will take the fort down and let you go to bed. Just one I promise. Deal?”

“Deal.” I was just ready for this to be over. It was the worst experience with a fort in my life. As I’m sitting there I just see ass coming towards me. As Liz’s ass reaches me I feel the cheeks hug both sides of my face and all I see if complete darkness. All of a sudden a raunchy wind erupts from her ass like a volcano. Covering my face in Liz’s shit air. “Take it all in and I’ll let you go” I hear from outside of her very bubble butt cheeks. As the last of her ass gas went into my lungs Liz’s got up laughing. She took the tent down and said, “time for bed you little rat….oh wait..” I watched helplessly as she grabbed my pillow and let loose a 2 second bassy muffled fart into my only pillow. “Enjoy!” She yelled as he skipped out of the room. As jiggling as she bounced.

I didn’t care. I was done for the night. I laid my head on the fart covered pillow and passed out. Wasn’t until Sunday morning I realized the damage Liz’s ass could do. Not a good way to wake up either.

Pink eye.