PART 1

My aunt and I always had a weird relationship. Me being 24 and her at 32 always made things a bit awkward. Usually when you think of aunts, you think of them being older, almost motherly in a way, but if we weren't related, I could definitely see us in a serious, committed relationship. She was a knockout. Perfect 10 in my book. She wasn't too tall, about 5'7. She had _____ colored hair, which she usually kept tied up in a long ponytail. She had beautiful, big, ____ colored eyes that you could just get lost in. She wasn't fat, but she had a bit extra in just the right places, most notably her amazing ass. That was her best feature by far. Whenever I visited, I'd always sneak looks and a few pics too if I could. It was an awkward, yet delightful relationship we had. But little did I know that what we had was about to become so much better.

It was a holiday weekend, and plans were in place for me to watch my Aunt's house while she was away. I was to arrive the morning of the day before she left so we could hang out, and I was looking forward to it. Usually, we hung at family gatherings, but this time, it'd just be us. I got there a bit earlier than expected, and I could tell she was a bit upset. Her hair was still a bit messy, no makeup on, but she looked cute. She groggily welcomed me in and let me set my stuff down. The tv was on, and she told me to go get something to eat if I wanted while she finished up in the bathroom. I happily obliged as I watched her walk away. She had her hand on her stomach as she walked away. My mind immediately jumped to the worst conclusion. She had stomach problems and this day wasn't going to be as pleasant as I'd hoped.

I made myself some breakfast and started eating as she came back out about 10 minutes later. "Sorry for the wait. Drank a little too much last night, and I'm paying for it now. Sorry, hun." So that's what it was. She was drunk, and had a little morning sickness. As long as she felt better, things would be okay. As I sat on the couch to watch TV and finish eating, my aunt sat next to me and leaned back comfortably. "Can you change the channel, I want to watch the news for a bit, if that's alright." I nodded and changed the channel for her as she put her feet up on the table. She was noticeably groaning, and I was worried she was about to puke all over me. Instead, what happened was much worse. She tilted to the side and let out one of the worst sounding farts I've ever heard. It was bassy, but wet at the same time. And if it was one of the worst sounding ones, it doubled that in smell. "Holy shit, that stinks! Can you not do that when I'm eating? Or at least give me a fucking warning in advance??"

I must've come off more intensely than I thought, because she quickly got up and went to the bathroom muttering under her breath. "Shit...didn't mean to make her feel that bad. But fuck, that was potent." I couldn't eat the rest of my breakfast, so I wrapped it up and put it in the fridge for later. The smell of her recently-ripped fart still hung heavy in the air, and I didn't want to make her feel worse by spraying the room, so I endured it. "I've been through worse, I suppose. We'll still have an all right time." A couple minutes later, my aunt came out of the bathroom, not making any eye contact with me. It was awkward for a couple hours. Neither said anything until I started making lunch. I was halfway into it when I felt a hug from behind around my waist. I turned to see my aunt inches from my face. "I'm sorry." she said. "That was horrible and I was so embarrassed and I just thought that maybe I ruined my chances with y-" Before she finished that sentence, another fart erupted from her ass, this time, loud and violent. I actually felt the vibration from where I was resting my hands on her hips. "FUCK!" she cried out, before storming off again. The smell was just as bad as the first time, and I had to go outside for some air. I left the door open to try and air out the house, but when I got back in a few minutes later, it still stunk bad in there.

I sat back down to watch some TV and just chill out. My aunt was in the middle of saying something before, and I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was about before the interruption happened. "Hey, no worries this time. I'm empty now" my aunt said as she walked into the room from the bathroom. "Good to know" I said back. "I don't know if I'd survive another one of those nukes you keep dropping." We both laughed, and I was glad to see some of the tension was lifted. She sat next to me, leaning her head on my shoulder, and sighed in relief. I turned the TV lower so I could ask her about before. "Hey, before, when I was making lunch, you started saying something but didn't finish. What was that about, anyway?" She took her head off me and scratched it in confusion. She started. "Well, hun, I've been wanting to say something to you for quite some time, but never got the chance. I've been thinking about it, and I think I'm getting a little too close to you. In a good way, though." She stammered over her words and tried to get it out right. "What I'm trying to say..." she got onto my lap, grabbing my hands and pinning them down into the sofa cushions. "Is that I..." My face was already turning hot and pretty red, but it got even redder when, to her surprise and mine, she let out another huge fart. This one wasn't so loud or powerful, but it was silent and hot. My lap heated up, and her eyes immediately closed in frustration. Without another word, she got off my lap and walked off to her room. I sat there, almost emotionless, as I tried to wrap my head around the thoughts that she tried to convey to me just then. I sat there with a boner formed in my pants, and the worst part was I don't know how much of it was due to the gas she'd expelled.

It was already 10, and I was laying in bed, going over the events from today. My aunt and I went from a relatively normal relationship, and in less than a day, it transformed so drastically. "Hopefully this doesn't affect us permanently..." I closed my eyes and started to drift off to sleep. I had to be up early to see my aunt off. The next thing I knew, I was rudely awaken by a rumble on the bed. I shot up, almost jumping out of my skin in fear. It was her. My aunt was in bed with me, and she had another incident, and she sounded noticeably shaken when she felt me get up. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." she muttered over and over. "I don't know what's wrong with me. I drank a bit more to try and ease the stress, and before I knew it, I was coming to your room to...oh God, forgive me..." I looked at her, bewildered and a bit turned on. "I think it's best if we ease up on seeing each other for awhile. Family events are okay, but-"

"No." I said. She looked back at me and squinted her eyes. "Excuse me?" "No." I repeated in a firm voice. "I value our relationship too much to just let this shit end it." "Honey, maybe you're still half asleep. It's alright, go back to-" I stopped her by leaning forward and kissing her passionately, to which she tried to reject almost instantly. But I didn't let her, and she soon accepted it. She moaned wildly into the kiss and I soon broke it off for a second. "Can you...let another out?" I resumed the kiss before she could answer because even I didn't believe what I just said. She kissed me back a couple seconds before nodding understandingly. She pulled me under the covers, pulled her pajama bottoms off, and just let some rip for the next few minutes as we made out passionately. The intense smell was driving us wild, and we continued well into the night...

PART 2

The months that followed the incident were pure heaven. Now that my newly discovered secret was out in the open, and the fact that my aunt was cool with it was the best feeling. She could let loose whenever she wanted, and I got to enjoy it all the more. Of course, we didn't plan to go much further with this, but what we had right now was special. It was something no one could take away, and it was something different. Refreshing, almost. I decided to move in with her for the time being. I told my family it was because she was helping me look for work, and in a way, it was true, but no one would know the real reason I was there. Right now, my aunt was my world. We have never felt closer.

It was a cold November evening, and my aunt and I were huddled close on the sofa, watching the news for a bit before heading to bed. We had to be up early to start our Thanksgiving shopping. Something I wasn't particularly looking forward to. About 15 minutes later, I noticed my aunt was starting to fall asleep. "Hey, not here. C'mon, we better get to bed. Gotta be up early, remember?" She groaned irritably and got up, ready to get to sleep. I turned off the TV and lights and followed. After washing up, I climbed into bed and rested my eyes. Not much later, she climbed in with me and cuddled up next to me. "Hey, before we pass out, how 'bout a little fun...?" She whsipered. Before giving me the time to react, she rolled over and pressed her ass against me. The thong she was wearing barely covered anything, and I was almost instantly rock-hard. "No...you know as much as I do that I'd love that, but we really should-"

Before I finished my sentence, I felt my crotch get warm from the heat of a fart she just let out. The faint hiss was barely audible, but fuck, it smelled terrible. "Damn, you really know how to get to me, don't you?" We both smiled and she let another out. The vibration on my crotch felt amazing, and over the months we've spent together, she knew that that was a sort of instant-win button. If she did that, I'd almost be guaranteed to give her what she wanted. "Alright, alright. You made your point. We can mess around a little..." She grinned triumphantly and instantly got on top of me. She leaned down and kissed me passionately, still letting out her gas whenever she could. They were mostly silent, but the stench was incredible. It was making me crazy, and I just wanted the moment to last forever. A couple of hours wasn't bad, though.

Waking up next to her, I looked at the time and instantly realized we overslept. "Fuck! C'mon, we gotta get up now!" I slightly shook her awake and, still groggy, she stretched out, yawned, and then laid back down. "Yeah, yeah...you go get ready first though. I'll be..." She already fell back asleep. "Well, this is going to be a fun morning..." I thought to myself. About half an hour later, we were both dressed and ready to go. "Honey, make sure you lock up, 'kay? I'm gonna go start the car." I did as she asked, and stepped outside. It was unusually cold for November. I got in the passenger seat and buckled up. She pulled out of the driveway and started off towards the supermarket. "Honey, can you turn the heat on? I'm freezing here." I nodded and turned it on, being thankful that it worked. Within 5 minutes, the car felt much better.

"You know, you CAN let me drive the car sometimes. You don't always have to do it yourself." I told her. She looked at me from the corner of her eye and smiled. "Aw, that's sweet of you. That's true, I don't HAVE to, but I want to. Besides, if you were driving, I couldn't mess with you." As she said that, she lifted herself slightly off her seat and let out a massive fart towards me. It already smelled terrible, and due the heat being on, the scent was intensified. "Shit, that's bad. Even for you." She laughed and wiggled her ass back into her seat. "Shut up, you know you love it." I groaned and looked out the window to hide my smile. She got me there.

About 20 minutes (and 3 rank farts) later, we pulled into the parking lot. It was already crowded and we both sighed in disappointment. Eventually, we saw someone pulling out, and ended up in their spot. My aunt shut off the car, waited a bit, and then got out. I followed after her, already getting a cart so we didn't have to waste time looking for that too. We walked into the store and immediately got to work. "I really hate this time of year...I mean I get you have to be thankful and all, but come on..." I muttered as we started getting what we needed. The store was almost packed and it took forever to get down a single aisle. As my aunt bent down to get some cans of vegetables, she started talking. "Y'know, I bet I have an idea about how to clear the store a little." She maintained a regular face as she was speaking, and I didn't really get what she meant at first since I was so out of it. Then it hit me. "Oh, no no no. You're not doing that here."

She looked back at me and smiled. "You wanna bet? This store is crowded as hell. No one's gonna suspect me. Plus, come on, you don't think it'll be a little exciting?" She put back on her serious expression, dropped the cans into the cart, and started making her way down the aisle with me following behind. She playfully wiggled her ass as we walked, and I instantly thought she was getting ready, but nothing. I was hoping she was bluffing. We made our way to the frozen section, and she started talking again. "Hon, we gotta pick out a turkey before they're all gone. Need a nice, big one, y'know? And speaking of nice big ones..." My heart instantly skipped a beat and my face turned beet-red. "No, not now, there's too many peop-" I already smelled it. Strong and eggy, I knew she already did it. I looked around, and some people were already reacting. Some covered their noses and some laughed. I just played it off and kept on walking.

"You got lucky." she whispered. "Silent again." she looked back at the people and shrugged. "I wouldn't call THEM lucky, though. They're right in the middle of Ground Zero." She laughed as she started picking up and weighing turkeys in her hands. I watched her, and couldn't believe what I was feeling. I already loved what my aunt and I had, but seeing her act this casually about something that most people can't even admit to doing on a daily basis had me seeing her in a new light. It was sexy, almost. She didn't have a care in the world about it, and it was great. "Gravy...stuffing...potatoes..." I heard her repeating everything we still needed, and took out the list to see what she was missing. "Yeah, we still have a bit to go. We're probably going to be here awhile." She turned and saw the list, instantly grabbing for it. As I handed it off, she jerked me close and whispered. "That's fine with me, because I am STILL very much gassy." I swallowed hard and just looked at her, thinking she might be joking again.

She wasn't. I lucked out with more silent ones, but she'd passed gas a total of four times since we entered the store. "Shit..." I heard her mumble. "I think I'm running low...". She looked around and smiled. "But luckily...there's that." she pointed her head in the direction she was looking to get my attention, and I saw that there was a sample table handing out some food. My aunt walked over and started talking to the lady. I eventually caught up and looked at the table. "Look, hon! It's a casserole with broccoli and cheese!" she said it almost sarcastically. "Is it okay if I take a few extra?" she asked the lady. "I have a few more family members around the store, and I would LOVE if they tried this." The lady smiled and nodded, handing her a few more cups. "Bullshit", I thought. "She knows exactly what she's doing."

As we left the area, I saw her finishing up her second sample and turned to me to hand her her third. I joked with her. "THAT good, huh? Gonna make your own for Thanksgiving? She laughed as she kept walking. "Hell no. It tastes like shit. But you know what broccoli does to me. And that's what matters." Blunt. But it's true. The few times she's made broccoli dishes since I've been living with her had made her much more lethal. I don't know how these small samples would affect her, but if that's what she's going for, then go all the way I guess. As I checked the time, I saw our cart was full, and that we were almost done. Thank God.

"Honey, what are the last things on the list?" I took it out, checked it again, and spoke up. "Pie crust, whipped cream, and-" She interrupted me. "Fuck it. I'll just buy one already made. You alright with that?" I nodded and looked at my phone again. Almost 5 already. I just wanted to be home. I saw my aunt walk up to an employee and start talking to him. He pointed to the front of the store and my aunt nodded and walked off. "He said the pies are near the front. They should have some left over if we're lucky. Pumpkin, Coconut Cream, and Apple." I sighed a sigh of relief. "Well let's hope that we're lucky, then. That was nice of him though." She nodded and laughed. "Yeah, it was nice of him. That's why I repaid him by fumigating his personal space." I blinked and looked straight ahead. I didn't even care anymore. We were almost done.

After picking up a couple pies, checking out, and getting the groceries into the car, we set out for back home. The traffic was lighter than this morning and we were back in half the time it took us to get to the store. Once everything was inside, and (mostly) put away, my aunt walked over to the couch and collapsed herself onto it. I followed her, moved her legs, sat down, and put them onto my lap. She smiled sweetly at me and asked if I'd massage her feet for her. I nodded, took off her boots, and got to work. "Mmm...thank you, hon. That feels amazing. Thank you for putting up with me today. I know I got to be kind of a handful." She did, but I'd never tell her that. I just shrugged it off and kept up with the massage.

"Shit, this is so relaxing. You're really good at those, you know?" I smiled at her and switched to her other foot. She continued. "Like, REALLY good. Making me all sleepy and relaxed. So relaxed, in fact, that I just might lose control..." I looked up at her only to be greeted by a smile and a wink. "You don't think I used it all up in the store, right? I made sure to save some especially for you. And this might just be the worst of all..." She pulled her feet off my lap, undressed to just her thong and T-shirt, and sat on my lap facing me. She leaned close, kissed my cheek, and seductively whispered "...so you better damn well brace yourself, because you've got a long night ahead of you." She embraced me lovingly and kissed me passionately as I heard and felt her start to unleash what was left...