Audrey Anderson, the airhead aunt
by Sumwe

Audrey Anderson. 38 years old and single. She was living life like she wanted and did almost whatever she felt like, without compromise. It didn't mean she was a douchebag though as she had a heart of gold.

Hard to anger, often too kind to those close to her, innocent like a kid, somewhat oblivious, a tad bit stubborn at times and sometimes filled with youthful glee were a couple of colorful ways to describe the 5ยด9 tall, blonde and incredibly curvy woman.
She was not the sharpest knife in the drawer though. In fact, she often showed the thought patterns and maturity of a child, but as long as she was happy, it didn't matter to her, despite her family's wishes that she would 'grow up some damn time'.
Her life was hers to live, and so far, she was happy!

Due to one of her distant relatives 50th birthday, Audrey was attending a simply enormous party on a cloudy Saturday. The party was held on the green, horizon-reaching backyard of an impressive mansion out in the countryside. On the backyard, on the green grass among dozens of trees spread unevenly, multiple rows of long tables with drinks, snacks, and food took up a small part of the area while there were even more tables for everyone to sit by to eat. The backyard was massive and hundreds of people were here. Audrey hailed from a large family.

For the occasion, Audrey was dressed in her favorite high heels and a sexy light blue, knee-high pencil-dress that both matched her equally blue eyes and clung on to her lusciously round hips and hour-glass waist like a second skin. Underneath her dress was her pantyhose, looking mighty fine on her fit, well-shaped legs.
Perky like a woman in her teens, Audrey liked how her 38-year-old body looked in tight dresses.

A glass of red in her hand, Audrey walked around the masses of relatives and family, trying to find some people that could actually be interesting and funny to mingle with.
Never really gotten along with people her own age, she had always had a better connection to those much younger than herself. Mostly due to her low maturity level. Therefore, she smiled in relief as she finally found her equals in mind, the teenagers.

Audrey recognized one of them as her nephew Alex, a strapping young man, halfway through high school. She had met him a bunch of times when visiting her older sister Rianne, Alex's mother. and he was a fun and nice enough boy. He was by far her favorite nephew out of a dozen.

She was approaching the group when she stopped.
Another one of her younger, far-distant relatives was talking to Alex.

"... probably, know what I mean?"

"Uhm..," Alex 'answered' the other kid's unheard question before a little smile came onto his face. "Yeah, but have you seen Audrey, my aunt? I don't care that we're related, Audrey's ass is 'phat."

Shocked, not believing what she'd just heard, Audrey turned beet red before slowly walking away stiffly. Her favorite nephew had just said her ass was fat. That was not nice of him, not at all.

Sulking, Audrey had momentarily hidden behind a distant tree and was now squatting down with her arms crossed, upset over the mean words and uncaring about the weird looks she got from some nearby people.

Suddenly, a lightbulb flashed above her head. She got a perfect idea for some juicy but ultimately harmless payback, the best kind, just so Alex would understand his wrongdoings.
If he claimed her prized, perfectly cozy ass was 'fat', then perhaps she could arrange that he got 'better acquainted' with it, giving him a chance to 'know it better'.
Grinding her palms together like an evil genius, Audrey giggled cartoonishly evil, making the people around her taking a few extra feet wider berth from her.

***

Alex, 16.

So far, the party sucked. It was mostly older people here and everyone was just chatting with each other politely. He was not the lone youngster in this party though but the other people his age, cousins and what not, were relatively boring. Some of them were alright in some ways but he had preferred to just stay at home. The one kid he had thought to be cool proved to be kind of crazy so he had started to avoid him.

He wouldn't mind meeting Audrey though, his charmingly curvy aunt.
If he could only found her again somewhere.

She was pretty cool and was always easy to talk to, despite making him flustered at times.
Guilty to admit it, he found her quite attractive, in more ways than one.
Her body was just so incredibly hot for a woman her age. Her perfect legs were thick and athletic, her D-cup boobs were a delight and looked motor-boatable to the extreme, but the best part, her ass, the 'phat donk', was so round and thick, he couldn't help shivering and biting his upper lip thinking about it. He wouldn't mind motor-boating her ass for a full day if he got the chance.
It was some time ago he talked to her last though so when thinking about just talking to her, he blushed a little.

After some walking around, he went to one of the many tables to sit down and eat some cake.

The tables were placed in multiple rows pretty tightly and many were sitting practically back to back to people who sat by the table behind them.

Alex sat down by himself at an empty table, next to tables filled with other people. He just wanted to eat cake alone and in peace for now.
Sitting by the table behind him were some unknown relatives. There was just too many of them around to bother to know.
The guy sitting just behind him had his back essentially touching Alex's own. Every time someone had to go through between them, a hip, groin or an ass brushed against Alex's upper back or the back of his neck, due to how tight the space was.

Suddenly, while chomping down on a piece of cake, someone tried to squeeze through behind him, only to stop right between him and the guy behind him.
Someone's butt, a compact, firm yet abundant butt, definitely a woman's butt, pressed hard against his upper back, to the point he actively had to brace against her to not fall forward. In reflex, he turned his neck enough to see that it was his aunt, Audrey!
Quickly facing forward again in a panic, he praised his amazing luck with an unbelieving expression. Her butt was against his back! Awesome!

He hoped she could stay like that for as long as possible as he took in and memorized the soft, awesome feeling of Audrey's big butt now hugging his upper back and neck. He listened as Audrey started talking to those at the table behind him.

"Hello, everyo---Hi, Greg!" Audrey yelled excitedly and a bit too loudly, her voice overly sweet and friendly. "How long has it beeeeen, Greg? It must've been yeeears, right Greg? I'm so happy to see you again!!!... Uhm, your name was Greg, right?"

Silencing his coughs, Alex was close to laughing out loud. His aunt had sounded so sure, so confident and positive, right until she asked about his name.

"Your name is L-Laurent?? And you've never met me before??" Audrey continued gingerly, half stuttering and awkward.

Almost coughing up some cake, Alex did his best holding back a laugh once more. She sounded so awkward now, this unpredictable aunt of his. Her thick rear end also still rested just so heavenly heavy upon his upper back and part of his neck. She was frankly almost sitting against him at the moment. He had to brace really hard, almost pressing back on her or else she would've seriously pressed him down against his own table. Alex loved it though and silently held firm and steady just to uphold their current position.
The whole situation was so baffling he didn't even question it.

"Oops, I'm sorry but look at the time, I think I have to go powder my nose, it was fun seeing you again, have a wonderful day!!" Audrey stressed to the group of people in a single breath, faster than a rapper, before scuttling away in a hurry, her wide hips jiggling hypnotizingly in her blue skirt.
Alex never got the chance to shout after her though.
Slightly bummed out by the missed opportunity to talk to her, he was still feeling warm inside. Her butt against his back had been amazing!

***

Audrey had locked herself inside a bathroom. She sat on the floor, giggling profusely.
I practically SAT on him. With my 'fat' butt! Hah! So glorious! He must have been sooo like "What the??"

She got up as trails of giggles still escaped her mouth out. Looking herself over in the mirror, she then adjusting her long, blonde hair a bit, checking herself so nothing was embarrassingly amiss with her appearance. She raised a brow victoriously, her back straight and her juggs pronounced by her posture.

It's not over yet though, Alex! You will have to meet my 'fat' butt just a little more before I forgive you completely!

Smiling mischievously, Audrey cackled some more, incredibly satisfied with herself and her grand plan before exiting the toilet, humming contently.

***

Due to the constant moody weather, many had sought shelter indoors of the huge mansion. Alex included.

He was in the grand living room, sitting on the far end of a couch with others sharing the couch with him. No one he knew nor cared to know. Standing around him were too many people, mingling and gossiping. He sat among a sea of standing people, like sitting down at a concert. Equally noisy, equally packed and equal amounts of butt and groins in eye-level.
He didn't care though. He played around with his phone, leaning against the armrest.

Until he sensed something uncomfortably close to the left of him.

annoyed, he turned to his left side.
His eyes bulged out as a familiar butt of serious quality, Audrey's heavenly behind to be specific, were literally inches from the side of his head, like her twin cheeks were staring him down.
She had her back turned to him, seemingly in a conversation with someone.
Gaping like a fish, Alex didn't know what to do.

He wanted to talk to her but his position relative to her butt right now couldn't simply be matched. He had to stay like he was, she as well.
Trying to seem like he was flipping with his phone, his hands started to sweat as he stiffly tried to act as casual as possible. A fleeting thought suggested he could just lean his head to the side a bit, resting his weary head against Audrey's assumably warm and comfortable ass, like it was a pillow hanging down on a wall.
He quickly banished the thought. No way using his aunts posterior to rest against was going to end well.

A couple of controlled breaths later, he sighed dejectedly, sad but content with his choice and self-discipline. He would definitely not try and do something immoral or wrong here. He would just have to find the joy of being in aunt Audrey's butt's mere presence. It was fine either way.
Audrey's rear then slightly graced against his shoulder suddenly, the mere touch accelerating his heartbeat anew.
Then her ass began to back up, the fabric of her skirt gently scraping over his shoulder and slowly advance towards his head.

His mind raced uncontrollably when Audrey then carefully sat down, right on his shoulder. As if that was not all, her butt also slowly pressed against the side of his face, her glutes forming against his features, swallowing up his ear.
His arms and body were shaking and his eyes pointed dead ahead, afraid to make eye contact with anyone that could've noticed his predicament and wonder what they were doing.

Audrey's dress-covered ass weighed down on his shoulder while her cheeks mushed against him, covering practically the whole left side of his head, from the back of his head, almost to his nose.
He closed his eyes and tried to keep his breath under control as he savored the feeling of his aunt's warm, soft butt, hugging the side of his face. Her general weight on his shoulder as well. This was heaven.

***

Audrey smiled politely through the boring conversation she had with the man she was talking to. He was explaining the fascinations of Roman mythology of all things and his nasal, uptight 'better-than-you'-kind of voice had her grinding her teeth as well as rolling her eyes.
What kept her there though was that she was literally sitting on her nephew's shoulder, with her 'fat' butt pressed into the side of his head.

It was incredibly exciting in a way.

Noticing early on that the dork she conversed with wouldn't need counter arguments to keep the conversation going, she could focus on rubbing her ass into Alex's head while nodding a little here and there, playing completely unaware of what she was doing. Her face was mildly flustered by the mischievous act and her polite smile was close to going full-on wide as she simultaneously held back the avalanche of giggles that threatened to come forth.

The whole thing was really funny.

One thing baffled her though. Alex had to be aware. The question was, why hadn't he said anything? It wouldn't have surprised her if he had complained in his usual Alex-ie way when something annoyed him but he hadn't done that so far.
Could he be afraid? No, that just sounded stupid, why would he be afraid?
Was he trying to be polite? After saying her ass was 'fat', Hardly.

Audrey simply couldn't think of a reason for his silence and inaction but it was irrelevant at the moment. She was having too much fun 'introducing' her butt to him. To her, this was now a game and his inaction wasn't hindering, it was inviting.

Stealthily, Audrey doubled down on pretending to be interested in the dork's stories while she arched her back and leaned casually backwards until she sat with her whole weight on her nephew's shoulder. Sitting comfortably, almost balancing herself with Alex's shoulder between her legs, she could lift her feet off the ground now without a problem.

The guy she was talking to frowned suddenly and tried to look behind her, wondering if she wasn't outright sitting on someone behind her at the moment. Audrey blocked his view with her body though, forcing a smile while egging him on with a movement of her hand to continue his stories. He coughed and continued.

***

As far as Alex was concerned, this was the best day of his life. Period. Audrey was much heavier than he expected though, and it felt... wow.

She was full-on sitting on his left shoulder and her bum was moving around, her cheeks slowly grinding against the side of his face as she was trying to keep her balance.
Alex, face red from exhaustion and Audrey's butt-heat, had his right arm draped over the backrest, holding onto the back of the couch for his dear life as inconspicuously as possible to keep balancing Audrey on his left shoulder without drawing attention from the nearby crowds of people.
Despite it being quite tough, he wouldn't mind having her sit there for as long as she'd like.

 

...While his thoughts were on that topic though, what was really going on, honestly?
Was she doing this on purpose? She had to be! Why though?
Alex had no idea at all. None. But he was in no rush for answers. All he knew was that she seemed determined to... sit on him or something?? If it really was as simple as that, Alex was perfectly happy with that. He just hoped it wouldn't sour their current relationship in any way afterwards.

Suddenly, she slid off his shoulder, relieving him from her weight. Alex blinked and breathed out with an open mouth but stared straight forward as he didn't dare look her way. If he were to meet her eyes now, he would blush to death.
Luckily, ten seconds were enough for him to notice that Audrey had left the room altogether.
He slumped down on the couch and took a couple of breaths to get over himself. He felt embarrassed to hell but he would need to go to the bathroom.

He had an incredibly distracting hard on that was in dire need of attention.

***

Alex left the toilet in satisfaction.

Feeling good and figuring he could just take it easy now for a bit, Alex decided to just walk through the overpacked mansion while peacefully dreaming about his aunt's ass on his shoulder, over and over.
He made it only through two corridors though before his peaceful demeanor turned serious again.

In a mirror close by, he had noticed the distractingly beautiful Audrey some meters behind him, standing suspiciously behind a bush by the wall, spying on him.

What is she doing now?... Is she following me?... Seriously??

Wanting to be sure, he walked further through the house, slowly guiding himself through the masses of people in the indoor vicinity. A minute later, he walked towards another mirror and his suspicions were founded. Audrey could be seen trying to follow him in the reflection of the mirror.

His heartbeat began to beat faster again as he felt... hunted.

It was by Audrey though, the mature and sexy, yet relatable goofball. Being hunted by her made him kind of nervous but giddy with excitement in a way.
Turning serious again, Alex brainstormed for what to do and if he should take advantage of this peculiar situation somehow. Was she aiming to do something nice again, like she had done this far today? What would be the smartest thing to do in that case?
...
Quickly, he snapped his fingers with an excited smile.

Perhaps that could work.

He walked on, acting like Audrey was a master of shadows until a few minutes later when Alex happened upon his mother Rianne, Audrey's older sister. He walked up to Rianne.

"MOM, I'M GOING TO REST FOR A WHILE!" He may have shouted a little too loud. "I'LL GO TO THAT PILLOW ROOM IN THE EAST WING."

Talking really loudly so Audrey would hear him at a distance over all the nearby chatter, Alex felt like an idiot as his mom and a couple of other people close by looked at him weirdly.

"Okay, honey??" His mom Rianne said before turning her full attention to him, looking uncertain. "Alex... are you okay? Is anything wrong?"

Turning red, he laughed awkwardly.
"Uhm, heh... I'm okay, mother. Just a bit tired."

".... Whatever you say, dear," His mom said carefully, smiling sadly before hugging him and kissing him on the cheek and on his mouth.
After too many kisses, Alex eventually squirmed free from his mother's embarrassing show of affection and made his way towards the pillow room in the east wing.

The "pillow room" was just that, a room filled with close to a thousand pillows, mainly for some form of therapy for one of the inhabitants of the mansion. It was a semi-famous room among the family.

On his way there, he noticed Audrey was still on his tail in the corner of his eye. There were fewer people in the halls of the west wing but there were still enough that the aunt could follow him while thinking she was unnoticeable.
Alex wondered if the plan would work but damn if his heart wasn't beating fast right now. The goosebumps on his arms felt like golfballs.

When he finally got to his destination, he opened the door and laid his eyes on the mountain of multi-colored pillows, covering half the room and going up towards the roof in a steep slope by the far-end wall. Nobody else was here. Perfect.

He lied down on the slope of pillows and dug himself down with his face up. He moved around some pillows to cover his whole body and eventually, all that was visible was his face.
Laughing at how absurd this all was, he chuckled nervously as he felt adrenaline flood his body. He couldn't believe this was happening.

A minute later, he noticed the half-opened door open some more. Quickly, he squinted his eyes to make them seem closed. That way, he could still see (albeit a bit blurry) while pretending to sleep.

In a second, he could see a blurry figure in a blue dress with long, blonde hair enter sneakily after looking around some. It was unmistakenly Audrey.

He sure hoped his loud heartbeat wouldn't give him away.

***

At first, Audrey peeked into the room in confusion but upon seeing Alex's sleeping face among the pillows, her question-mark of a face quickly betrayed her mischievous intentions instead. Silently, she took off her high heels and tiptoed on her pantyhose-covered little feet into the pillow room after closing the door.

Earlier, after Alex had told Rianne where he would go next, Audrey had formed the last piece of her plan. It was a masterpiece in her own opinion.

She would finish it all by sitting on his face!
It would unmistakenly wake him up obviously, but that would be part of the plan. When awake, Alex would probably panic for a few seconds but she would remain sitting on him until she thought it was enough, to teach him a lesson... and for curiosity's sake.

When she would finally get up, she would then teach him not to call women's butts 'fat'. It could make people upset.
He was a smart kid, good, so he would understand, close his eyes in regret, apologize, then they could laugh about it, hang out for a bit and chat about more interesting stuff until this boring event was over.
For her to come up with a plan both so easy and masterful, she was almost taken back by her own ingenuity.

Now, she had to focus though. If she daydreamed all day, she would lose the opportunity.

She started tip-toeing up to him on top of all the pillows, sinking a foot deep into them until she got beside her nephew. He was sleeping peacefully.
Audrey was about to step over his head with one leg when she suddenly stopped. With a quiet snort, she wrestled her skintight pencil-dress up to her stomach, revealing her curvy, pantyhose-clad hips and almost unnoticeable thong underneath. Her very hungry, round butt that was barely contained within her pantyhose had swallowed her underwear, pretty much.

Faking an explanation to herself for the fun of it, she held back a giggle as she put her hands on her hips and sighed to no-one in particular.
"Oh god, I could REALLY use some rest! And as I am ALL ALONE in this fine~ room of pillows, I could really, SIMPLY, just sit down and feel... at ease!

Heartbeat racing, Alex kept completely still while watching Audrey's overdramatic performance through barely open eyelids from the perspective of an ant. Her act was both silly and terrible. He loved it, it was so stupid.

His breath stopped momentarily as Audrey then stepped over him, her feet and ankles sinking deep down into the sea of pillows she stood upon.
With one leg on each side of his head, Alex unconsciously squeaked a too high-pitched noise for anyone to hear. The view of Audrey's butt from where he was right now was mindblowing. And soon, she would...
The already best day of his life was about to get even better.

"Here... we go~~" Audrey sang to herself quietly and sat down.

 

Her ass made contact and completely encased Alex's whole face like a thick blanket of meat, covered by pantyhose. Then without break, the aunt leaned back and let her weight settle down on his face, pushing his head further down into the pillows.
Feeling her nephew's facial contours in such detail, (his nose, lips, chin eyebrows, etc), as they stuck right up her asscrack was... she didn't know how to feel about it exactly. She wanted to laugh some but the adrenaline kept her from it. She smiled though and leaned back just like if she was in a recliner. Looking down, Audrey tried to see if anything of Alex was visible among the many, multicolored pillows below her.

Nope, he was not.

...

He should've woken up by now though...

"Hey, Alex~. Alex~! ... Aleeeeeex.~~" She sang with an overly sweet tone as she wiggled her ass lightly around on him. Why wasn't he waking up?
"Aleeee---~~ "

*BOOOOM!*

The door to the room flung open and hit the wall with a loud crash as a little kid around ten years old ran in, laughing and screaming while a middle-aged woman, presumably his mother, was close on his tail.

"AAAAH!!" Audrey yelled back in sheer surprise, scared out of her wits due to the door's crash.

 

PrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRT-T-T-T-T-T-PRRrrrrrrRURURURURURURURURURURTT!!!!

 

A second after her scream, Audrey also lost control of her bodily functions, resulting in the wettest, raunchiest fart she probably had ever released in her life, period.
Rattling on in a pucker-vibrating rage for over ten seconds, Audrey's accidental emission sounded like hundreds of angry ducks on a crusade as it spluttered and bubbled out a gallon of her warm, intestinal gas, right into her seat, Alex's face, at point blank range.

When the extreme, comically extreme fart spluttered to an end, Audrey sat frozen on her throne of pillows with her nephew's face supporting her now warm, almost sauna-like and disturbingly swampy ass. Her thin pair of pantyhose had been the only cloth to "filter" her gas before crashing into and drowning Alex in it, and the material now felt disgustingly warm and humid, almost bordering to being moist, as they clung to her behind and hugged Alex's face.

Audrey's round, blue eyes were wide in full-blown distress. She blinked, not sure if that really had just happened, and if it had, was dearly hoping she was dreaming or something.

Sadly enough, she immediately heard and felt her nephew cough against her ladybits as his nose began to stir around in her ass, poking around as deep between her cheeks as possible. Likely both confused and utterly disgusted, Alex was noticeably sniffing for dear life, likely trying to find some real air back there while trying to wiggle himself free.
The fart must've had weakened him extensively though since his struggles seemed so... weak? Alex had grabbed her through the pillows, sinking his fingers into her luscious hips and buttocks but his attempts to push her off were pitifully powerless, almost like he didn't even try. His continued wiggling face also made his sniffing nose tickle her, right in her... dirtiest place.

Audrey closed her eyes in embarrassment. She wanted nothing more than to get up from him in haste, setting him free from this predicament.

But could she do that right now? Two "strangers" (probably some distant family of theirs) had just entered the room and if she got up now, they would notice that the adult woman present, the one that had been alone in this room among the pillows, had in fact been sitting on a youngsters face. They would eventually also connect that she had farted in his face... *shivers*

The realization set in. In a panic, Audrey grabbed Alex's wrists and held his hands down under the pillows while adjusting her hips to try and keep his head still. The way his nose pressed in even harder right against her unholy hole made her regret the sudden action but the strangers could absolutely not know what was occurring.

"I'm sorry, Alex! Please be still!" She whispered with an apologetic hiss. Luckily, his arms stopped fighting against her grip but he kept digging his nose around, sniffing back there like a vacuum cleaner. It was super distracting but she could manage. Now was the time to put on a poker face while trying to get the visitors out of here somehow.

 

Trying to get the visitors attention, Audrey was challenged by the little kid that had pushed the door open. He was completely in his own little world, climbing the sloping wall of pillows, screaming and laughing while the older woman with crossed arms held her eyes on her son, kind of ignoring Audrey.

"Ehm, ex-excuse me... excuse me?"

Audrey kept trying to get their attention but the boy kept screaming and laughing as he fell down the wall of pillows, completely drowning out her pleas until the little boy turned to his mom.
"MOM! SHE FARTED!! DID YOU HEAR? IT WAS REALLY LOUD AND GROSS!!"

"Leopold Benedict Stringbottom, please calm down," the physically exhausted mother said, turning from vexed to tired, sighing. "And hun', even IF someone farted, you should never--- "

Audrey squinted her eyes at the kid's comment but turned a brighter shade of red when she noticed the interrupted mother's nose starting to twitch like mad, her expression a mix of dread and disgust. She looked at Audrey accusingly in horror before grimacing.

"Oh GOD that is a bad smell!!"

The old hag's overreaction made Audrey cringe.
Immune to the smell, she only knew her gas was bad by the overall murky feeling back there, but due to the woman's reaction, she now wondered if she had underestimated the severity of her fart's potency. At first, Audrey had assumed her fart to be bad like regular-bad, but when the accusing mother over twenty feet away looked legitimately horrified by it, like if someone had killed her whole family, it was probably much, much worse than she had assumed.

Audrey's stomach sank somewhat. If someone twenty feet away looked sick to the stomach by the smell, how would it feel to be faceplanted to the source of it? By your own aunt, none the less? Horrible.
This whole plan of hers had backfired spectacularly.

The older woman fanned her immediate area, looking disturbed while her son still ran around laughing. The smell didn't bother him but it certainly bothered the mother.

"I don't!... I don't... CHRIST, that REEKS!!! Girl, are you okay!? I mean, are you really okay?"

The irritated mother turned frantic before she outright turned worried for Audrey.
"It simply isn't supposed to smell like... this!! This is completely... outrageous! It's worse than Tjernobyl! It's not the smell from someone healthy, it can't be! Have you eaten something weird or is there something wrong with your stomach?! Should I call an ambulance or something?"

The older woman's now sincere, albeit condescending worry for her didn't exactly help Audrey, it just made it worse. Audrey already understood it was bad enough.
It gave her a window to talk though, a chance to get them out. Clearing her throat, Audrey tried to brainstorm some smart words to say.

"Uhm, no ambulance please, haha." she faked a laugh to seem polite. "But it would be REALLY nice if you could leave. I mean... I would really appreciate it."

The older woman squinted her eyes and harumphed theatrically, taking offense.

"Why!? Maybe we don't want to leave."

Audrey's jaw dropped in surprise. That was not the answer she had expected.

"Ah... eeh... uhm... "

Feeling more and more awkward over the uncomfortable silence the woman's snippy answer had created, Audrey squirmed in her seat, feeling stupid and trying to find a counter-argument while fiddling with her fingers. Her squirms managed to dig Alex's nose right into her rear exit though, slightly penetrating it together with some of her... moist pantyhose. The sensation made Audrey freeze in place and squeal, low-volumed but high-pitched like a chipmunk.

"So that's that, young lady!" The woman continued after a moment, finding herself on a mean but satisfying roll. "Don't tell us what to do! You can leave if you want, but WE are not leaving. I... uhm... what's wrong with you, what are you doing?"
The woman asked cautiously, suddenly taking one step back due to Audrey's weird and sudden reaction.

Jaw still dropped, Audrey's eyes then went closed in mental resignation. A feeling in her gut had suddenly and rapidly gone through her body like lightning, all the way to her rear end. She couldn't hold it back.

 

FFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...........

 

A hiss to Alex, the only one close enough, Audrey's silent toot was too quiet even for herself to hear. The lack of sound didn't mean a lack of quality though. Quite the opposite.

The out of nowhere, continuing gas leak could only be explained as pure heat. Audrey, who tried to hold it back but failed, held her breath in agonizing suspense as her butt wind scorched her like holding a lighter hovering by her anus.

The gas had barely begun to flow out of her before her human seat had started squirming frantically. She couldn't hear her fart but she COULD hear her nephew's silent but disgusted and panicked retchings, coughing and whimpering as he began to wiggle around for air, coupled with his hands gripping onto her ass to push her off.

In a panic, Audrey pinned down his wrists once more out of view as she put on a strained smile for the visitors. She also did her best to squeeze her abundant glutes around her nephew's face to keep him still, all while the fart hadn't even finished yet.

Visibly struggling, Audrey hoped that the two others wouldn't notice anything amiss as Alex bucked and fought underneath her, but the latest unwelcome hisser of a fart proved to be useful in one way at least.
The cautious mother's nose twitched before she backed up some more, squinting her eyes on Audrey.

"What's that... ahh.. UGGHHH!!! AAAAGHHH!!"

The old woman screamed a little before she dry-heaved. She lost all color in her face and looked completely sick. Her child by the side grimaced and held his nose as the mom opened her mouth.

"Leo! UUGHHH! LEO! WE WILL GO, NOW!!" The old woman screeched.

Audrey, flinching by the yell, lit up slightly over the woman's words as she continued her stealthy fight to pin the struggling Alex down. She smiled desperately.

Please endure, Alex! They are leaving any second now!

The little kid listened to his mother and ran for the door as the old lady held her nose and gave Audrey the most disgusted look ever, before leaving as well. The second they had left and closed the door, Audrey released Alex's wrists and let out a breath she didn't know she had been holding. The back of her shoulders were surprisingly burning from exhaustion.

 

Finally, they had left... the aunt and nephew were finally alone in the room.

Panting, Audrey let her arms hang by her sides as she stared at the door incredulously, paranoid that someone would come back, barging in. Therefore, she kept herself seated, listening for footsteps outside.
Her focus was so intense on the door, she didn't even notice how Alex was squeezing her butt with both hands, lightly pushing her upwards in a way that resembled more a massage on her jiggly buttcheeks than attempts at getting her off of him.

It took some minutes before Audrey got her bearings. Her eyes blinked in a daze before they closed once again, disappointed with herself.
She had forgotten to get off of Alex.
Gingerly, Audrey reached down and grabbed one of her nephew's hands off of her ass and squeezed it apologetically. She had no idea how to apologize for this whole blunderfest though.

"Alex... uhm... sorry?"

Underneath her with his face completely swallowed up by Audrey's ass, Alex heard his aunt's awkward but sincere apology. There was no way he could be mad though.
What he had experienced thus far had been... indescribable. It almost felt like a conundrum or something.

It had been the worst of smells. It had been the best of smells. It was hard to put into words.

He took another deep sniff of his aunt's tantalizing, addictively foul-scented ass, filling his lungs with more of the remnant fart-particles lingering about while nudging his nose around the warm and slightly wet sphincter of Audrey's.

The... mess in his underpants was, unfortunately, a problem but that would sort itself out some way, hopefully. Aside from that, Alex was thinking of something.
He had made an interesting discovery this day. A new fetish. Eproctophilia.